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#8 - mankey (07/27/2015) [-]
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#18 to #8 - newdevyx (07/27/2015) [-]
That's ****** up, Frank.
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#42 to #18 - tomijuju (07/27/2015) [-]
not all heroes wear capes
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User avatar #6 - deadmansdope (07/27/2015) [-]
"I've had it *gets on hood* up to here with your ******** !"
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#15 - yankeerose (07/27/2015) [-]
Let's play "Guess where this finger is going".
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#1 - funnyhard (07/26/2015) [-]
Umpa Lumpas? Tell 'em that I hate them.
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User avatar #50 to #17 - notoriginalnames (07/27/2015) [-]
Majestic as ****
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User avatar #5 - daragon (07/27/2015) [-]
So is there no height requirement for cops in America?
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#36 to #5 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Why would there be? Maybe your country is just retarded. Sorry bruh.
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User avatar #23 to #5 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
I know for a fact small things can still kick your ass.
I saw a 6'3 guy go against a 4'9 girl in Karate. She handed his ass to him.
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User avatar #54 to #23 - lmOldGreg (07/27/2015) [-]
I understand an advanced grappler type of a woman to take an untrained man with judo or something, but not a striker. A man would just over power her.
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User avatar #57 to #54 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
He was yellow belt. She was brown belt.
It was a scheduled match.
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#48 to #23 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
But that wouldn't happen real world..
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User avatar #38 to #23 - daragon (07/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, but american police gets notoriously **** training.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - letting (07/27/2015) [-]
That's true. They're also overly-aggressive and kill about a thousand of our citizens per year.

But nobody here cares about that.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - daragon (07/27/2015) [-]
In Denmark there are height requirements for his exact reason. My cousin couldn't become a cop because she's under 170 cm
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User avatar #43 to #40 - letting (07/27/2015) [-]
I think there used to be a height requirement, but they abolished it because somebody started screaming "discrimination". Which is kinda true, although now you have 5'3 manlets with a size complex walking around with a gun just wishing somebody would question their "authority" so they can shoot someone. It's pretty ****** up.
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User avatar #45 to #43 - daragon (07/27/2015) [-]
I think that's the problem with police officers, when you get one that compensating for something by abusing the power and trust we give them..
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#41 to #40 - Lilstow ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
******* fascists.
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#13 to #5 - utburd ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
**utburd used "*roll picture*"**
**utburd rolled image**There's not a width requirement either.
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User avatar #2 - lmOldGreg (07/27/2015) [-]
Dude has like no calves.
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#35 to #2 - patchiguess (07/27/2015) [-]
Or thighs, on the picture he's pressing his shorts to the back of his legs and it still looks like there's nothing there wtf.
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#12 to #2 - endospore (07/27/2015) [-]
He lost them to a Japanman's machine gun.
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User avatar #16 to #12 - kibbleking (07/27/2015) [-]
He kill fiddy men
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#21 - misssmandy (07/27/2015) [-]
Another pic of them.
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User avatar #3 - ablakguy ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
"Thats right sir, youre getting a cavity inspection."
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User avatar #25 - defski (07/27/2015) [-]
It's Oompa Loompa, you damn heretic.
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User avatar #20 - LocoJoe (07/27/2015) [-]
Shouldn't there be a height requirement for cops or some **** ? That's just inexcusable.
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User avatar #44 to #20 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2015) [-]
Short cop can beat your ass as badly as a tall cop, so no. There shouldn't be.
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User avatar #22 to #20 - darthblam (07/27/2015) [-]
Size doesn't matter when you're getting your ass maced/tazed/shot.
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User avatar #24 to #20 - roliga (07/27/2015) [-]
There should be, also women should not be allowed to be officers that go out into the field.
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User avatar #26 to #24 - Sethorein (07/27/2015) [-]
Why?
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User avatar #30 to #29 - Sethorein (07/27/2015) [-]
listen, not to devalue your subjective experience, but you can't just blanket ban women from the force just because you've had bad experiences with women. Like I said below. Set a criteria for all personnel, and if you fail to meet those criteria then you get removed.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - roliga (07/27/2015) [-]
Well let me put it this way for you. The PT test to become an officer is mostly running, you don't have to be strong. When you go to arrest a 200 lb man with a prison body made of pure muscle do you want a 100 lb woman backing you up, or another 200 lb man?
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User avatar #47 to #31 - everyziggy (07/27/2015) [-]
Police officers shouldn't be matching muscle with a 200 lbs prison thug, that is why they carry guns and tasers. A woman that is 5'0 and 100 lbs can be just as deadly with a gun as any man.
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User avatar #62 to #47 - roliga (07/27/2015) [-]
So just shoot anyone bigger then you? Awesome...
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User avatar #34 to #31 - toboz (07/27/2015) [-]
i would use my taser
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User avatar #59 to #34 - roliga (07/27/2015) [-]
And if it didn't work...?
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User avatar #32 to #31 - Sethorein (07/27/2015) [-]
So the standards should be adjusted.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - roliga (07/27/2015) [-]
They should but even then, woman are going to lose muscle a lot faster than men do and you only have to take the PT test once. And they wont change it to where you have to take it regularly because then they'd lose half their senior officers.
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User avatar #37 to #33 - bokkos (07/27/2015) [-]
If only we gave police officers tools to be used in the event someone is overpowering them and their life is in danger.

Oh, wait.
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User avatar #58 to #37 - roliga (07/27/2015) [-]
So just shoot someone because they're bigger then you? Great idea. I'm glad you have so much police experience, how many years in are you?
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User avatar #63 to #58 - bokkos (07/28/2015) [-]
>Implying the police have never shot someone out of fear

Try harder.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - roliga (07/28/2015) [-]
>implying that's a regular thing
>implying you're not arguing the exception instead of the regular

Try harder.
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#27 to #26 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Smaller framed police are more likely to use deadly force out of fear for their safety.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - Sethorein (07/27/2015) [-]
but what if she's super butch. I figure there's a spectrum. Have a criteria and allow both genders equal opportunity to satisfy the criteria. Those unfit will not be accepted. Saying NO WOMEN ALLOWED is just dumb.
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#10 - bakkenmetbaard (07/27/2015) [-]
**bakkenmetbaard used "*Roll 1, 1-99*"**
**bakkenmetbaard rolls 49**
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User avatar #14 to #10 - stevecartel (07/27/2015) [-]
**stevecartel used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**stevecartel rolls 90**
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User avatar #11 to #10 - bakkenmetbaard (07/27/2015) [-]
Well, **** me sideways.
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#19 - brisineo ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
I know those mountains anywhere.

Utah cops are absolute bros.
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User avatar #49 to #19 - ezbakeoven (07/27/2015) [-]
I know right? I knew exactly where they were as soon as I saw the mountains.
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#52 to #49 - brisineo ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Lol. Most recognizable mountain range in the US. (Plus it's right outside my window)

Looks like they're in the north side of Provo to be exact. Now I know where to get my speeding tickets.
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#55 to #52 - ezbakeoven (07/27/2015) [-]
That is where I got my last speeding ticket, guy wasn't so full of energy as the oompa loompa.

But it is outside my window as well, not Mount Timpanogos. I've got Mount Olympus.
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#53 to #19 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
except the ones in Bountiful. corrupted pricks largely.
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#4 - acrazymonkey ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
oompa looma isn't happy about your height
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User avatar #7 to #4 - funnyhard (07/27/2015) [-]
***** , you so crazy!
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#9 - grifi (07/27/2015) [-]
,,Guess where this is going."
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#56 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
i just thought of using my penis as a "breathalyzer" for drunk chicks XD
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#60 to #56 - Jeff C (07/27/2015) [-]
Get ****** with a railroad spoke faggot
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#61 to #60 - Jeff C (07/27/2015) [-]
Spike* damn.
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User avatar #46 - neokun ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
That's one buff ******* loompa.
 
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