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#68 to #1 - DekuNut (01/07/2016) [-]
Brother?
#71 to #1 - supersixfourr ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Everything is better with googly eyes
#6 to #1 - joppo (01/06/2016) [-]
sure is
User avatar #75 to #9 - rozgul (01/07/2016) [-]
Dragon Slayer - NSP ]
#2 - kaliban (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh god his eyes
#62 to #2 - iamkagji (01/07/2016) [-]
This webm is incredible, thank you for sharing
User avatar #47 to #2 - furiousmarshmellow (01/07/2016) [-]
Source?
User avatar #48 to #47 - iamchicken ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
The Matrix
#50 to #49 - iamchicken ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
My ma always said if you make strange faces they stick like that forever.
#51 to #50 - furiousmarshmellow (01/07/2016) [-]
I love pics of close-up faces.
#52 to #51 - iamchicken ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Same.
#77 to #51 - vexaton ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Idk what you would use it for, but I have one of me
#80 to #77 - zoomanfar (01/07/2016) [-]
I AM THE ZOOMAN
#81 to #80 - vexaton ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Hey gaaais it's anomaly here
This is actually anomaly though. People say I look like him o.o
User avatar #66 to #47 - soulflayer (01/07/2016) [-]
It's from a youtube poop parody called "the matrix uploaded"

Incase anyone is still wondering
User avatar #4 - foelkera ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
there was a guy I went to high school with who OD'd at a party and died

everyone thought he'd just passed out so his corpse had a bunch of dicks and racial slurs drawn onto it
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#16 to #4 - alpako has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #26 to #16 - xdiabolicx (01/07/2016) [-]
Clearly you don't come across as the kind of person that could handle self control anyway.
User avatar #19 to #16 - sandinmyeyes (01/07/2016) [-]
Yup, drink alcohol, and you ******* OD right then and there. You actually have no control on alcohol intake 95% sure he meant on drugs btw
User avatar #70 to #19 - moldybreadcrumb (01/07/2016) [-]
Alcohol.
Once you take one, you're as good as done.
User avatar #72 to #70 - sonofpsychodad (01/07/2016) [-]
My friend snorted alcohol at a party once, and now he's a jugaloo.
Say no to drugs, kids.
User avatar #74 to #72 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I was brave enough to smoke an alcohol, and I woke up on the mainstreet in Topeka, Kansas.

Don't do an alcohols, kids.
User avatar #88 to #74 - moldybreadcrumb (01/07/2016) [-]
Was it...hot in topeka?
User avatar #89 to #88 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, I was naked and red from the back of my ankles to the back of my neck.

At least I didn't do an weed, though.
User avatar #90 to #89 - sirsirsonson ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah I saw this dude inject seven marijuanas once and died instantly

Don't drink and drive
User avatar #91 to #90 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I saw one guy snort an weed through his dickhole.

He exploded.
#21 to #16 - spoopyskeleton (01/07/2016) [-]
thats nice
User avatar #39 to #16 - mondominiman (01/07/2016) [-]
I heard of a dude who ****** himself to death so as long as you keep staying a virgin you're safe
#28 to #16 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
No one gives a flying **** m80
#20 to #16 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Jesus, people. He makes a healthy personal choice and you red thumb him into oblivion?
User avatar #23 to #20 - broswagonist (01/07/2016) [-]
it was healthy personal choice that wasn't directly related tho
User avatar #36 to #20 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
No, we red thumb him for doing it for a stupid reason. You are not going to kill yourself by having a beer or two, and chances are the person who OD'd did so on far more than alcohol.
User avatar #42 to #36 - alpako ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
i dont wat to take one, because i know that once i take one, its a downhill slope for me
User avatar #44 to #42 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
That would take an incredible, RIDICULOUS lack of self-control on your part. We're talking unheard of, see-a-psychologist-right-now levels of low self-control. It's alcohol, not meth.
User avatar #45 to #44 - alpako ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
alright, so maybe i'm overreacting, but i'm still limiting it to special occasions

better?
#53 to #45 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
that's not over reacting: it's the entire thought process of AA, the most widely applied sobriety program...
User avatar #63 to #53 - SwiftNinja (01/07/2016) [-]
Which has something like a 1 in 16 recovery rate, so yeah, good ******* job
User avatar #86 to #63 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
Recovery rate, yes. We're discussing risks of getting addicted to it in the first place. I fail to see how it's AA's fault that addictions are hard to break--that's why we call them addictions in the first place.
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User avatar #92 to #76 - teedoubler (01/08/2016) [-]
>Alcohol just as addictive as meth

I think that butane might have gotten to your head a bit more than you think.
User avatar #85 to #76 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
...You really think alcohol and meth have the same addiction rate?

And then you compared it to huffing butane, which is also neither?

I was honestly pretty tempted not to dignify that with a response. Meth is notoriously addicting with an incredibly high relapse rate. Yes, there are more alcoholics, only because there's far more booze out there than there is meth. And yes, if you think your self-control is so low that you can't even have a single SIP of alcohol without becoming horribly addicted to it, that would be a serious problem. I was saying that to make a point, not actually suggest he see a shrink, because he clearly admitted a moment later that he was indeed overstating it.

Yes, if you have a history of addictive behavior, obviously avoiding alcohol would be wise, but that's not what was being discussed here (you can't see the deleted comments.) What's being discussed was the ridiculous notion that a drink here and there would turn you into the guy from #4's story. A crazy internet story about a dude OD'ing on god knows what is not a reason to not drink. Educating yourself and weighing the pros-and-cons, as well as knowing your own personality, is a reason to not drink.
User avatar #29 to #20 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
It'seems the same white with vegans
It 'seems cool and all but no one cares
#79 to #29 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
found the racist fag
User avatar #84 to #79 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
How am i racist after a word error
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#41 to #40 - alpako ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
User avatar #54 to #41 - blackholedragon ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I can still see it.
I can see all of it.
:>
User avatar #55 to #4 - kingbulbasaur ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Wow, **** . This memory probably haunts anyone who drew dicks 'n **** on him.
User avatar #17 to #4 - psychedelegate ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I was just talking to my uncle and my cousin a week or so ago about having an open casket funeral where everyone gets sharpies and draws the most obscene things they can think of on my corpse as if I had passed out at a party. I think that'd be fun.
User avatar #22 to #17 - thevaulthunter (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, it's unlikely anyone you know will ever see your body again, so I don't see why not.
#38 to #4 - rebenely (01/07/2016) [-]
Where's the goat when you need it?
User avatar #12 to #4 - Javapenguin (01/06/2016) [-]
should've kept his socks on
User avatar #8 to #4 - thumbfortrump (01/06/2016) [-]
absolute madman
#7 to #4 - ohhh ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm imagining he did an open case funeral with "CUNT" plastered on his head.
User avatar #11 to #7 - foelkera ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
sorry to tell you but they only drew a big cock on his forehead
#59 to #11 - ohhh ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Please tell me someone said "good thing he's dead, he was a..... dick head "
#5 to #4 - dreygur (01/06/2016) [-]
As if that makes it less morbid
#87 to #5 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
He was pretty much implying that it makes it worse, actually.
#46 - defski ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
User avatar #73 to #46 - meter (01/07/2016) [-]
WHAT!?
#13 to #10 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
That's clearly a white girl
User avatar #15 to #13 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
i mean, she is now. Pulling an MJ on us.
User avatar #33 to #10 - anonefgthree (01/07/2016) [-]
I can't tell if she's speaking in Engrish or in some asian language
User avatar #34 to #33 - riptydes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
It's Korean. Not the best one either.
User avatar #14 to #10 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
God bless cute Asian girls.
#3 - fezzo (01/06/2016) [-]
#32 to #3 - luluwho ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
#18 - longchildjones (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
Could someone please explain what the hell is going on in this picture?

why does it have 450+ thumbs??
#31 to #18 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
YOU"RE RIGHT, that's why you're being down thumbed.
User avatar #24 to #18 - thevaulthunter (01/07/2016) [-]
It's not a picture, mate.
User avatar #27 to #25 - thevaulthunter (01/07/2016) [-]
It's a dude passed out, and they use him like a puppet to make a joke. That's what the hell is going on.
User avatar #78 to #61 - vexaton ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I never got why this is funny tbh...
#64 - pyjamadog (01/07/2016) [-]
eye men it is healthy
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#37 - frostinius (01/07/2016) [-]
**frostinius used "*roll picture*"**
**frostinius rolled image** it's the healthiest of greens
#57 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
#58 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
#82 - sjakk (01/07/2016) [-]
**sjakk used "*roll picture*"**
**sjakk rolled image** great friends
User avatar #43 - coolfuzzy (01/07/2016) [-]
how many bracelets is too many bracelets?
User avatar #30 - antlerdesim (01/07/2016) [-]
I come to funnyjunk only for the porn. But holy **** this was so good!
User avatar #56 to #30 - akhkharux (01/07/2016) [-]
This is going to be hard to masturbate to... but I think I'll manage.
User avatar #67 - zeikfried (01/07/2016) [-]
Mortician games.
#65 - rainyeyes (01/07/2016) [-]
Anyone have that picture of a frog with the caption that says "every day we stray further from god"?
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