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#20 - samoaspider (11/30/2015) [-]
>starts giving you a handjob
>rips dick off
#243 to #20 - edgymemelord (12/01/2015) [-]
ALMOST 800 THUMBS FOR THIS ********* COMMENT
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #285 to #243 - zanybruh (12/05/2015) [-]
who even thinks of this **** ?
#253 to #20 - gavnthsociopth (12/01/2015) [-]
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**gavnthsociopth rolled image**Totally worth it man.
User avatar #215 to #20 - drunkasaurus (12/01/2015) [-]
>does fj do greentext
>or is your text just green?
User avatar #216 to #215 - drunkasaurus (12/01/2015) [-]
the latter
User avatar #223 to #216 - supersixfourr (12/01/2015) [-]
Did... you just answer your own question?
#234 to #223 - pirateseatcarrots (12/01/2015) [-]
He was very helpful.
User avatar #232 to #20 - pestrey (12/01/2015) [-]
so like what happens if schwarzenegger fingers you?
#246 to #232 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/01/2015) [-]
He curls you
#117 to #20 - kageshi (12/01/2015) [-]
Work out your dick muscles by jacking off 10 times a day. then when she gives you a hand jobs, its gonna be more like arm wrestling.
#172 to #117 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Can confirm you will need to work it out more than that.
#189 to #117 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
"dick muscles" lol
#46 to #20 - theruse (11/30/2015) [-]
you laugh when you get handjobs?
#131 to #46 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Watch sped up porn. It's pretty funny.
#5 - carbohydrates (11/30/2015) [-]
So going to be a internet creeper for a minute or two...
She is named Shay Massey... Same girl as this picture, that went around fj last year.
She's a Female, age 25-26... She's a Software QA Engineer... And sorry, no death by Snu Snu, she's only 5'0".

There's a bunch of pictures of her, but it seems she's dropped off the face of the earth as of late 2014 - early 2015.
All excluding one site, bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ShayMasseyFit/ which her last visit was back in August 2015.
#229 to #5 - mitchimuss ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Reminds me of this grill that I used to go to gym with. She's short but strong as **** .
User avatar #251 to #5 - hemming (12/01/2015) [-]
I thought the one in your picture is Samantha Wright?
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User avatar #62 to #21 - leetabix (11/30/2015) [-]
FAg
User avatar #160 to #107 - sgtmajjohnson (12/01/2015) [-]
Is that Michael Jones?
User avatar #167 to #164 - sgtmajjohnson (12/01/2015) [-]
**** , private browsing made me logout.
#165 to #164 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
I knew it. Do you happen to know the video/podcast source (asking purely out of hope, because most people like myself would just recognize his voice without knowing the source)?
User avatar #168 to #165 - spanishiqiustion (12/01/2015) [-]
I think it was a rage quit with the spinning line game i dunno what its called tho
User avatar #169 to #168 - sgtmajjohnson (12/01/2015) [-]
Thanks, I'll try to find it. Thought it was Rage Quit.
User avatar #207 to #201 - sgtmajjohnson (12/01/2015) [-]
I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
User avatar #114 to #21 - sedativechunk (12/01/2015) [-]
You Must Be Very Proud of Yourself - Arnold Schwarzenegger Second time I had to use this today.
#121 to #21 - fergin (12/01/2015) [-]
Thats a gay ******* shirt.
#219 to #21 - clannadqs ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Hahahahahhahahaha, the **** you wearing wrist wraps for? I can clearly tell you don't do any heavy lifting other than curls in the mirror. If you aren't close to 405 on bench then wrist wraps are for ******* faggots.
#226 to #219 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
**** .. this comment is just as bad. you're a retard
User avatar #230 to #226 - clannadqs ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Aw, someone sounds asshurt. Did I hit a nerve by mentioning wrist straps? You will forever be a pussy if you are using any weight lifting accessories on any lift under 400 pounds.
User avatar #242 to #230 - marqueze (12/01/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1xmHQqtnbA

Hello ClannadQS with a sloth meme on your profilepic. Are you really a heavy lifter? Because I am seing lots of signs that you are not.
User avatar #256 to #242 - clannadqs ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrhc5-Fxo0g

Literally everyone that has been lifting for more than five years will laugh their ass off in the gym if they see you wearing gay ass **** like gloves and wraps. Just sounds like you wear them and you're asshurt as well. Might as well start wrapping your knees on your 135 squat as well.
User avatar #255 to #242 - clannadqs ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Oh wow, a random video explaining wrist wraps? Thanks so much bro. Point still stands, the only people I've ever seen use wrist wraps are swag fags and 130 pound ***** that just started lifting. If you're too weak to keep your wrists straight when under 400 pounds, you're pathetic. I use straps on heavy dead lifting though.
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User avatar #85 to #5 - hydren (11/30/2015) [-]
The **** did she do to her goddamned chin man, what the hell.
#210 to #5 - therealbigboss (12/01/2015) [-]
Only 5 foot tall, like that's a bad thing. Like that doesn't increase my erection exponentially.
User avatar #13 to #5 - captainprincess (11/30/2015) [-]
short musclebabes should wrestle on tv
I'd pay to see that
#14 to #13 - JohnHoogliefooglie (11/30/2015) [-]
i'd definitely wrestle with her fo free
User avatar #27 to #5 - svensname (11/30/2015) [-]
www.facebook.com/shaymasseyfit
i creeped as well.
User avatar #67 to #5 - usarmyexplain (11/30/2015) [-]
Short or not, she hot
User avatar #123 to #5 - sphincterface (12/01/2015) [-]
Fit, short and short hair, cute and smart.

It's like everything I like in a woman all wrapped up.


#54 to #5 - angelusprimus (11/30/2015) [-]
5'0'' looks like this...

Now that's a proper dwarven woman!
#65 to #5 - terranrollerskates (11/30/2015) [-]
GIF
My thanks. I can now get over my lacklustre experiences of being attracted to weeb trash & fully embrace a more fit lifestyle & mindset, for the raw power & sensuality of this woman has redefined my standards.
#93 to #65 - theoddanon (12/01/2015) [-]
Godspeed you glorious bastard. May your days be healthy and well and lead you to many a sexy dwarf woman.
#96 to #93 - terranrollerskates (12/01/2015) [-]
GIF
By the time I'm done, my local will rival China in population density from all the offspring I've spawned.

Witness.
#98 to #96 - theoddanon (12/01/2015) [-]
Oh I shall be waiting my man. May your children be as strong-minded as their father and of strength, be doubly so.
#204 to #65 - kieranbaker (12/01/2015) [-]
Good on ya mate. Welcome to the club of "guys that are attracted to strong girls, but not strong as in body-builder strong, strong as in, soft but still has washboard abs".
#174 to #5 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
She looks like a swole Soule.
User avatar #1 - ubercookieboy (11/30/2015) [-]
Is... is it a dude or a chick?
User avatar #105 to #1 - derpthefifth (12/01/2015) [-]
Girl obviously... otherwise why would the shirt be lifted up in such a way as to cover boobs, plus painted nails, lipstick (i think) a ring of some kind and softer more feminine looking facial features. I'd be willing to bet that's a girl
User avatar #119 to #105 - kageshi (12/01/2015) [-]
>trap
the old "tissue is the issue" trick
User avatar #127 to #119 - derpthefifth (12/01/2015) [-]
Usually traps are inclined to look as feminine as posible in order to... well... trap, so it doesn't really make sense for a trap to be that fit. I mean, honestly in this day and age it could go either way until such a time as you get a below the belt shot (you can usually tell through panties/shorts but traps be gettin clever these days), but if i had to bet i'd place all my money on it being female, i'd say i'm 98% sure.
inb4 "Ah but what if that's what they want you to think" sure it's possible, but i'd say not a whole lot of strait guys are attracted to overly muscle women and i suspect that if you're in the business of trappin you'd want to cast as wide a net as possible which means going the route of being as traditionally feminine and attractive looking as possible.
User avatar #235 to #127 - deutschblut (12/01/2015) [-]
Reverse Trap has finally emerged...
User avatar #69 to #1 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (11/30/2015) [-]
does it matter?
User avatar #101 to #1 - abesimpson (12/01/2015) [-]
You can fap anyway, no one is judging.
User avatar #72 to #1 - kimilsung (11/30/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #132 to #1 - alpako (12/01/2015) [-]
yes
#148 to #1 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Witch one do you want it to be.
#88 to #1 - sequel (11/30/2015) [-]
Well her fingernails look painted and I see a big nipple on her left boob right under her left arm.

>that doesn't prove anything

I don't need to prove anything to myself though. I tried for your sake.
#52 to #1 - affix (11/30/2015) [-]
Oh don't give me that **** !
Funnyjunk loves to call pictures of probably asian girls men.
And when an obvious girl shows up, hurr durr is it a man?
Shut the **** up.
User avatar #129 to #52 - confusedasian (12/01/2015) [-]
Reminds me a few months back everyone kept calling this girl a trap. Even just below further there was proof it was actually a girl, people kept calling her a man.
User avatar #130 to #129 - confusedasian (12/01/2015) [-]
I'll go see if I can find it.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Sewallman [OP](11/30/2015) [-]
It's got boobies,
but I'm certain it may have a dickold in her pantihose
#7 to #2 - physicus (11/30/2015) [-]
[perfect for admin
User avatar #37 to #2 - bjornkrage (11/30/2015) [-]
calling Admin
#150 to #37 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
YOUR ******* ANIME GIRL PICTURE FRUSTRATES ME GREATLY AS IT REFUSES TO STAY STILL! WHY DO YOU DO DIS MY ADHD IS TRIGGERED I WILL SHE HER IN MY NIGHTMARES!
User avatar #10 to #1 - GmCity ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #15 to #1 - andywazowski (11/30/2015) [-]
Chick, the question is if she has a dick or not.
User avatar #86 to #68 - dreygur (11/30/2015) [-]
In real life, yes.
In the world of anime, anything is possible.
User avatar #102 to #68 - atma (12/01/2015) [-]
what?
you can be crafted an artificial penis
#17 to #15 - rhattmann (11/30/2015) [-]
**rhattmann used "*roll picture*"**
**rhattmann rolled image**Chicks with dicks are twice as fun
#71 - ieatsnatch (11/30/2015) [-]
You don't **** her, she ***** you.
User avatar #151 to #84 - ora ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
That's pretty damn hot.
#90 - aceboy (11/30/2015) [-]
#141 to #124 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Legend of Korra?
User avatar #176 to #141 - zeroxnight (12/01/2015) [-]
not really. she is just a model that the artist iahfy based one of her Korra fan art off of.
#76 to #75 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
She looks like she could wrestle a bear.
#11 - rockergamer (11/30/2015) [-]
it's like i'd want to **** her

but i can tell she has aspirations and way more discipline than me

and she could probably rip my dick off if I ever made her mad
User avatar #60 to #11 - foxdragon (11/30/2015) [-]
That makes it even more exciting .
#23 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
I'm just aroused.... so aroused.
#203 - primalmachine (12/01/2015) [-]
CockBlock mobile
#128 - solarisofcelestia (12/01/2015) [-]
Muscular Amazons. Yes.
#136 to #128 - brothergrimm (12/01/2015) [-]
Is that so?
#177 to #136 - babarock (12/01/2015) [-]
Oh yes yes yes
#146 to #136 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
dis is wut I needed.
User avatar #143 to #136 - solarisofcelestia (12/01/2015) [-]
Yeah. Thanks.
User avatar #153 to #143 - brothergrimm (12/01/2015) [-]
Look up if you want more
#154 to #153 - solarisofcelestia (12/01/2015) [-]
I'm familiar with this artist. Thanks.
#99 - pbeldin ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
#49 - undead (11/30/2015) [-]
so something like this?
#118 - chimayor ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
#115 - franchisco (12/01/2015) [-]
.........i just discovered my fetish, help me
User avatar #125 to #115 - stifflimb (12/01/2015) [-]
M8 look at >>#124
User avatar #126 to #125 - zeroxnight (12/01/2015) [-]
I also follow her on instagram
#185 - chokinghazardlol (12/01/2015) [-]
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**chokinghazardlol rolled image** No scare, just arousal
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