I'm greedy. . t. nicu. So I new many . it i, --'. I can get Before commenting. Everyone does this. Because we're dirty little thumbwhores.
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#3 - dashgamer (11/26/2013) [-]
Everyone does this.   
Because we're dirty little thumbwhores.
Everyone does this.
Because we're dirty little thumbwhores.
#28 to #3 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
Not really, that's just sad and pathetic
User avatar #30 to #3 - tavafanduvill (11/27/2013) [-]
Well that's why you go through newest uploads and add funny comments to content you think will reach the front page. And looking at your post time I can see that's exactly what you where doing.
User avatar #53 to #3 - komandantmirkoo (11/27/2013) [-]
i didn't even knew time "goes out" on content... well slap my ass and call me rhonda, it's a whole new game now
#54 to #3 - cptnbarbrosa (11/27/2013) [-]
Ehhh 2 hours left…. I'll give it a shot hi
User avatar #69 to #3 - animedudej (11/27/2013) [-]
thumbs are like sex: everyone likes it one way or another wether it's good or bad
#10 to #3 - fatviolentdykes (11/27/2013) [-]
Where is that from? is it zoolander?
#13 to #10 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
it is zoolander
#12 - joseburritogu (11/27/2013) [-]
The worst is when you have devised the perfect comment, guaranteed to get tons of thumbs because it is that perfect.

And then you realize that the content has been up for 23 hours.
#14 to #12 - kanatana (11/27/2013) [-]
The trick is to come up with genuinely funny things to say, and be good at it, then comment on twenty to thirty posts per day, at least. If you manage to roll epically, or if you have a multiple-comment gif sequence that works, you can expect a lot of thumbs.

Take this, for example.
#59 to #12 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
or your going over content, get this really funny joke, scroll down to post it and here's yoloMcSwaggit stealing your thunder
#2 - crazyolitis (11/26/2013) [-]
It's true. One of the reasons I browse newest uploads, to be honest.
#41 to #2 - hieronymous (11/27/2013) [-]
i dont like doing that, every time i do i miss all the content that gets frontpage
User avatar #42 to #41 - crazyolitis (11/27/2013) [-]
You know what? Next time I see somethign that is most likely to get FP, I'll get you, alrighty?
User avatar #43 to #42 - hieronymous (11/27/2013) [-]
you can have them, i always go on front page only anyway
thanks though
User avatar #44 to #43 - crazyolitis (11/27/2013) [-]
Suit yourself.
#46 - eddymolly (11/27/2013) [-]
Why not just comment anyhow? If you can make one person think or laugh, its worth 10 seconds. What else are you going to do with your time?
Why not just comment anyhow? If you can make one person think or laugh, its worth 10 seconds. What else are you going to do with your time?
#55 to #46 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
Masturbate.
User avatar #57 to #55 - thesoulless (11/27/2013) [-]
But what about the other 9 seconds?
User avatar #63 to #57 - evilpapagali ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Several times.
#85 to #55 - eddymolly (11/28/2013) [-]
Well yeah, I suppose
User avatar #1 - mudkipfucker (11/26/2013) [-]
Usually if a post is more than 10 hours old, the comment i want to make has already been made. then i thumb up that comment

User avatar #4 to #1 - teoferrazzi (11/26/2013) [-]
because your contents and comments are always rehashed and never original
#37 - vorarephilia (11/27/2013) [-]
I save jokes for the next time it's reposted if that happens.    
I use gifs to attract attention   
 and I will explain the joke in a spoiler so that people who don't get it might still thumb it up.
I save jokes for the next time it's reposted if that happens.
I use gifs to attract attention
and I will explain the joke in a spoiler so that people who don't get it might still thumb it up.
#27 - infernalinsolence (11/27/2013) [-]
I Just comment things with a Loki gif that may or may not be relevant.   
Sometimes it's not Loki though.   
Sometimes I'm too lazy to find a gif.
I Just comment things with a Loki gif that may or may not be relevant.
Sometimes it's not Loki though.
Sometimes I'm too lazy to find a gif.
#34 to #27 - ddylann (11/27/2013) [-]
what is this horrible looking band
User avatar #35 to #34 - infernalinsolence (11/27/2013) [-]
Um. Block B.
#64 to #35 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
um. bitch dont give me that attitude
User avatar #58 - empithree (11/27/2013) [-]
i did that for while. but then i stopped caring. thumbs wont bring back all the time i wasted here.
User avatar #16 - severepwner (11/27/2013) [-]
Just comment anyway what difference does it make?
User avatar #19 to #16 - TwiztidNinja (11/27/2013) [-]
I need to feel important while combing my neck beard.
User avatar #20 to #19 - severepwner (11/27/2013) [-]
Wish I had a beard.
User avatar #8 - emppilaf (11/26/2013) [-]
Well this has just been up for like 20 mins so I think this is the appropriate time to comment...
#6 - chocolatedrizzle (11/26/2013) [-]
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#70 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Perfectly viable thing to do.

I for one go to the newest uploads and comment on things that look like they will make front page.
#73 to #70 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
>Mag drinking with ember
#74 to #73 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Frost is just mad because he can't get any wartail for himself.
#75 to #74 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
Frost is a pure tenno
#76 to #75 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
That's just fancy talk for "40 year old virgin"
#78 to #76 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
Frost is a tender lover.

Get out of my Warbros folder.
#79 to #78 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Do you remember when mag was useless?
Neither do I.
#80 to #79 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
She was never useless I swear

Jesus **** her pull is god tier now
#81 to #80 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Notice how everyone hates valkyr now because she's got a different playstyle than all the other frames?

She's mag 2.0

I swear to god these ***** need to stop bitching. Valkyr is my favorite frame.
#82 to #81 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
People hate her because her skills are... lackluster...

1. Ripline is fun
2. Her only useful skill
3. This is a **** skill because her shields are complete well... ****
4. Suicide if it's not used with a rage/ quick thinking combo. Melee is the least viable thing ever.

She's not good for 'end game'
#83 to #82 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
You.. are WROOOONG. In fact, I was SO TIRED of hearing this **** , I made a video.

How to Valkyr - Warframe

Without me as my valkyr, my team would not have survived for an hour in the orokin derilect survival.
#86 to #81 - miscarriage (12/05/2014) [-]
I looked up valkyr and was brought here
I looked up valkyr and was brought here
User avatar #66 - sympathyforme (11/27/2013) [-]
"Submitted 23 hours ago"

Oh geez, oh geez.
User avatar #51 - viatio (11/27/2013) [-]
>I'm not the only person who does this.
**** , I love you guys.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/27/2013) [-]
No matter how much people say they don't care about thumbs.

Everyone here cares about thumbs.

That's WHY we're here.

Good lords, Funnyjunk is more addicting than heroin for that one reason.
#21 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
Hi greedy I'm Anon
User avatar #18 - TwiztidNinja (11/27/2013) [-]
I also do this.
#9 - creeperkeeper (11/26/2013) [-]
i smell frontpage material.
#84 - shabalaguy (11/28/2013) [-]
Thumbwhores the lot of ya  (us) . Especially those who post hot girls to get thumbs.
Thumbwhores the lot of ya (us) . Especially those who post hot girls to get thumbs.
#77 - dyllygaf (11/27/2013) [-]
I apologize in advance because this is completely unrelated, but I had no idea you could hide the left margin here on FJ until I accidentally clicked it just now

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN A THING?!

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