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#4 - darkjustifier (10/22/2013) [-]
Proud of myself for getting that joke the first time
Proud of myself for getting that joke the first time
User avatar #34 to #4 - cazabrow ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
To be fair it's not really a head-scratcher though is it.
User avatar #11 - specialone (10/22/2013) [-]
Brace yourselves, I'm about to tell possibly one of the worst jokes of all time, yet my dad loves it. Here goes.

It's Christmas Eve and a father and his daughter are laying out the cookies, milk and carrots for Father Christmas and his reindeers.

The girl places a glass of milk and a plate of cookies before placing two carrots next to them.

"Why have you got two carrots there?" The dad says.

"One for Rudolph, and one for Olive", the daughter replies, calmly.

"What do you mean Olive? Who's Olive?" The dad enquires, inquisitively.

"The other reindeer."

"What do you mean, the other reindeer?"

"Come on dad, you know - the mean one from the song."

"What song?"

"The Rudolph one.
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose.
Olive, the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names
User avatar #35 to #11 - Dwarf (10/22/2013) [-]
Olive is a dick.
#32 to #11 - John Cena (10/22/2013) [-]
Too bad the very next line in the song is:

"THEY never let poor Rudolph...", implying that the subject "Olive" is either the plural term "all of", or is referring to a mysterious group or organization simply known as "Olive".
#21 to #11 - aaronfilkins (10/22/2013) [-]
I never heard it as a joke, because I had this in my childhood
User avatar #12 to #11 - ButtonFly (10/22/2013) [-]
Why'd the daughter give carrots to Olive if he was such a jerk to Rudolph?
User avatar #14 to #12 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Maybe he was jealous of that red nosed **** for getting carrots every year, and she wanted him to not be left out anymore.
#9 to #1 - trevanman (10/22/2013) [-]
nothing to say?
#13 to #9 - missions (10/22/2013) [-]
Something something BITCH
#7 - ofmiceandmen (10/22/2013) [-]
There's no such thing as to many Olive Garden breadsticks.
User avatar #15 to #10 - mitchr (10/22/2013) [-]
Smart man.
User avatar #20 to #15 - quadrilateral (10/22/2013) [-]
Except you generally have to pay to enter those contests.
User avatar #41 to #20 - mitchr (10/22/2013) [-]

But hey, you still get limitless pies for however much money. Fair deal.
#39 - daviskd (10/22/2013) [-]
Okay, so I work at a nearby Olive Garden as a busser, and one night we just found this thing sitting on a table.

We named him Mr. Breadstick Man and he was our mascot for the rest of the night. We took him to the back and set up a shrine for all of his magnificent glory.

All Hail Mr. Breadstick Man
#19 - ODX (10/22/2013) [-]
Doubtful, unless they got really pissed off.

We have (my swim team) a pasta eating contest every year. Asides from eating pounds of pasta, we get tons of breadsticks. Hell one kid ate 21 ******* breadsticks (~3 baskets?). They never kick us out, they're always very polite and we're always sure to leave great tips and thank them (I think I threw $10 on the table even, and just for comparison the endless pasta was like...$12 itself?)

**** was fun. Any pasta stories/eating contests from other people? Or praisings of Olive Breadsticks.
#27 to #19 - mugthug (10/22/2013) [-]
My Cross Country team and I go to mexican restraunts, end we have contest on which table can eat the most baskets full of chips before our food comes. My table always won, Last time we ate 22 baskets of chips.
#38 to #27 - ODX (10/22/2013) [-]
And who destroyed the toilets first after the meal?
#40 to #38 - mugthug (10/22/2013) [-]
Ussually one of the heavier guys.
User avatar #28 - duckwith (10/22/2013) [-]
Lol I thought that it was "breastdicks"
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#29 to #2 - John Cena (10/22/2013) [-]
Why the hell did this get raped with downvotes?
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User avatar #5 to #3 - brucekillah (10/22/2013) [-]
He just ******* told you dude...
User avatar #36 to #2 - FightClub (10/22/2013) [-]
you obviously took the red pill
#24 to #2 - liquidz (10/22/2013) [-]
telling level over 9000
telling level over 9000
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#31 - beerwench (10/22/2013) [-]
Olive....the other reindeer.
User avatar #22 - tittentei (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't get it guys. Please help.
User avatar #23 to #22 - noisia (10/22/2013) [-]
When said out loud, "Olive them" sounds like "All of them".

Sort of.

I suppose.
User avatar #25 to #23 - tittentei (10/22/2013) [-]
Thanks ^^, I love you
#6 - professoridle (10/22/2013) [-]
Don't laugh, you'll just encourage him   
Don't laugh, you'll just encourage him

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