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#2 - jewishbastard
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Ive got a paladin for ya
#18 to #2 - mechaemperor
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(10/04/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN
#30 to #2 - ompalomper ONLINE
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(10/04/2013) [-]
this man threads the fine line between lawful good and chaotic good

shame that he made himself chaotic evil in the end. it was logical but i think he deserved a more noble end then that
#132 to #30 - asasqw
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(10/05/2013) [-]
He didn't make himself chaotic evil as much make him a lawful good creature.
#53 to #2 - killerliquid
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(10/04/2013) [-]
tfw he died
#121 to #2 - anon
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Is that Blue exorcist?
#168 to #121 - kschmidty
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(10/05/2013) [-]
No it's Hellsing
#81 to #2 - thisistheguy
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Awwwww yeah just remembered Hellsing Abridged in less than a month
#124 to #2 - newforomador
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#52 to #2 - auda
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#126 to #52 - newforomador
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#13 to #2 - thadin
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Paladins in space.
#14 to #13 - thadin
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#31 to #14 - ompalomper ONLINE
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(10/04/2013) [-]
nah, grey knights are more like the bad-ass, space version of ghost-busters
#133 to #13 - killerblue
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Then what's the inquisition?
#9 to #2 - MaelRadec
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(10/04/2013) [-]
i've got a vampire fo ya
#21 to #9 - thechosentroll
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Uhm........................... I have a puppy, if that helps.
#16 - spant
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(10/04/2013) [-]
>Having a lawful good paladin in the group/party
#32 to #16 - timerce
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(10/04/2013) [-]
lol that pic is hilarious. gj sir
#141 to #16 - anon
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Every time someone wants to play paladin I try to convince them to be a really passive-aggressive Lawful Good.

Like, they wouldn't try to stop us from looting and murdering and causing mayhem, they'd just complain the whole time and be like "Well, fine, then. I'm going over here where people aren't damning themselves to eternal helfire."
#33 to #16 - gokombwantu
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(10/04/2013) [-]
I have lawful good pali in my d&d group.... :I
#50 to #33 - wliia
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(10/04/2013) [-]
I dislike playing classes that have some alignment as a requirement, as it'll just lead to arguments and such.

Disagreements should come from roleplaying, not being forced to act a certain way or you'll lose class powers
#118 to #50 - schneidend
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Well, perhaps the person playing the Paladin genuinely wanted to roleplay that sort of character?
Maybe quit trying to murder innocent people or steal everything in sight and the Paladin won't raise any objections.
#29 - conoriskool
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(10/04/2013) [-]
#40 to #29 - zuflux ONLINE
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(10/04/2013) [-]
This is now a Solaire Thread.
This is now a Solaire Thread.
#43 to #40 - upsiepoopsie
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#74 to #43 - jimmytwoshoes
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#56 to #40 - sergeantpopeye ONLINE
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#54 to #29 - PVTDickStryker
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Considering how many crusades the Arabs won.....
#129 to #54 - builditbetter
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Yes, it is true that we did not win many crusades, but if you look at the condition of Western civilization vs that of Middle-Eastern civilization it becomes clear who did the most damage. After the crusades Baghdad, once the center of science and mathematics for the world, closed up shop and kicked out all who did not fit into their idea of a "Ideal citizen" (religion,culture, etc.). The Middle-east basically ****** themselves to purge any non-native blood. Many of the Arabian Emirates are just now recovering.
#57 to #54 - conoriskool
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well, given the sheer logistical nightmare of travelling to the holy lands from western europe back then its a testiment to the crusdaer's will and strength that
they managed to win as many as they did.
#58 to #57 - PVTDickStryker
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Didn't the crusaders only win the first? And I remember that in one of the crusades, the main fighting force was children, children that were sold as slaves as soon as they reached southern Italy....
#62 to #58 - Crusader
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1 - The Children's Crusade was more of a pilgrimage
2 - We won a few, the first crusade was to take the holy land, second crusade was to defend, third was to leave
3 - I wouldn't say we sold kids, I mean most of them were adolescent at least, and they weren't sold, I would say they were more . . . Given with the implication that we expected a generous donation
#85 to #62 - kingrui
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(10/04/2013) [-]
>we
#175 to #62 - gerfox
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(10/05/2013) [-]
I wonder how the world would have looked today if not Frederick Barbarossa had died, and most of his army dispersed on his way to join the 3rd Crusade. Especially considering the fact that the initial strength of the English delegate under Richard Lionheart was at 8000 men, the French under Filip 2. was at 2000 men - but the German delegate under Holy-Roman Emperor Frederick Barbarossa was at 100 000 men. And since Richard kind of ****** up Saladin at times as well, that could have been decisive for the future of the middle east.
#156 to #62 - hudis
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Who are "we"? Christians? The Papacy? France, Germany, England, Hungary?
#174 to #156 - Crusader
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Crusaders in general
#61 to #58 - presentdent
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The Children's Crusade was not a real crusade -- a better name would be the Children's Pilgrimage to the Holy Land, but at any rate, yes, it did not end well.

However, there were more crusades than those that are numbered (there are seven numbered crusades in total, the first two and the fourth being the most successful). Steadily, the Crusader targets drifted from the holy land towards Egypt, where the Mamelukes had their center of power. The Fourth Crusade sacked Constantinople for the greedy Duke of Venice and was a complete failure in terms of Muslim killing.

The largest crusade, however, was won by the Christians, and is not known as a crusade. The Reconquista of Spain was a centuries-long war to return the Spanish Peninsula to Christian hands after the Visigoths were driven back by the Berbers. As a result of this holy war (which did not feature nearly as many cannibalistic atrocities as those in the holy land) we have modern-day Catholic Spain and Portugal.
#67 to #61 - thesovereigngrave
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Don't forget the Prussian Crusade against the Baltic pagans in Prussia, which ended up causing the complete eradication of Prussian culture.
#66 - cactusupthebutt
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Whenever I play MMORPG's I tend to lean towards Paladin-esque classes. I enjoy absorbing all the damaging then healing then deal damage. It's a happy rinse and repeat cycle that makes you a very scary opponent at higher levels.    
   
MFW The priest dies and I'm still tanking.
Whenever I play MMORPG's I tend to lean towards Paladin-esque classes. I enjoy absorbing all the damaging then healing then deal damage. It's a happy rinse and repeat cycle that makes you a very scary opponent at higher levels.

MFW The priest dies and I'm still tanking.
#68 to #66 - saltyfries
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(10/04/2013) [-]
FIEVEL GOES WEST!  I love that movie
FIEVEL GOES WEST! I love that movie
#158 to #68 - zoidz
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Give'm the 'ol 'CRAZY EYE'!! Love that movie, got it on VCR (no VCR to play with tho)
#41 - mattnn
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(10/04/2013) [-]
"I kick ass for the lord"...
I cried a little tear
#42 to #41 - futamoocao
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#47 to #42 - mattnn
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(10/04/2013) [-]
wat
I Kick Ass For The Lord!
#22 - thechosentroll
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Obligatory Warhammer 40k pic.
#136 to #22 - killerblue
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#137 to #22 - killerblue
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Good nuetral coming through, also drop any artifacts you have here
#172 to #137 - fargtwo
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Why are Blood Angels using Ultramarine drop pods?
#72 to #22 - fargtwo
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Obligatory Paladin post.
#98 to #72 - krasnogvardiech
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(10/05/2013) [-]
This is what a level 20 Paladin in Warhammer 40,000 looks like.
#102 to #98 - fargtwo
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(10/05/2013) [-]
But that's a Living Saint. The one I posted is called a Paladin.
#103 to #102 - krasnogvardiech
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(10/05/2013) [-]
>implying Sisters of Battle aren't r34 paladins IN SPAAACE!!!!
#104 to #103 - fargtwo
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(10/05/2013) [-]
>implying WH40k R34

Seriously, have you seen some of that ****? It's horrifying.
#149 to #104 - granodd
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Wait is that a Grey Knight?
#153 to #149 - fargtwo
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(10/05/2013) [-]
I think it's supposed to be a Blood Angel or Knight of Blood.
#110 to #104 - krasnogvardiech
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It's not always bad. I picture the most heretical of content as alternate incarnations of Him on the throne.

I think this may be a throwback to his days as that Ancient Terran saint-soldier woman. The one who liberated the ancient nation of Franc.
#113 to #110 - fargtwo
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Why bother with porn when you could just jerk off to Sanguinius?
#115 to #113 - krasnogvardiech
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Not that he isn't unattractive at all. Were I a woman and a mortal, I think I would fall too.

Do you miss the days before the Heresy, brother? I miss our lord.
#120 to #115 - fargtwo
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(10/05/2013) [-]
I miss the good ole' days when the Thousand Sons and the Iron Warriors didn't have raging hate-boners for the Imperium.
#167 to #120 - oxadelore
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(10/05/2013) [-]
So uh, does no one else like Necrons? I think they're the most visually appealing army, and I liked their Fluff before Matt Ward ****** up the mystery of it all.
#171 to #167 - fargtwo
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(10/05/2013) [-]
I'm extremely biased against Necrons since they're what my friend would always steamroll my Imperial Guard army with. I kind of like their updated lore, partially since it pissed off that same friend.
#176 to #171 - oxadelore
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Hehe I have one quite a few games against Imperial Guard with Necrons. Good times. What are your thoughts on 6th edition Codecies? I'm all for it. I love the new flyers, and the Night Scythe is ******* awesome.
#177 to #176 - fargtwo
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(10/05/2013) [-]
I think Necrons are the only 6e codex I've read. I quit not too long after it came out when I realized how much money and time I'd spent on the game.
#73 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Chaotic Neutral master-race reporting in.
#82 to #73 - ChaosShuffle
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Becomes sometimes I just wanna do whatever the hell I want.
#1 - nospyonme
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(10/04/2013) [-]
It also depends on who's law is being used as a metric
#3 to #1 - laumiel [OP]
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Do you actually believe someone would make laws that were not for the benefit of the people?
#4 to #3 - nospyonme
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(10/04/2013) [-]
In America, citizens make and control the law. We literally elect people to oppress us.
#5 to #4 - laumiel [OP]
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(10/04/2013) [-]
I live in Norway, know that feel. We finally got a new government, looks like you could need one too.
#6 to #5 - nospyonme
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It's a sad fact that our government is a product of our population. Everyone wants to blame the political parties, or the government in general, but we put them in office and sign their paychecks. It seems like I'm the only one that is willing to look at the mess and say, "this is my fault."

It's all my fault.
#7 to #6 - laumiel [OP]
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(10/04/2013) [-]
I salute you for wanting to take responsibility, but the fault lie with those who vote for the corrupt politicians. If all are corrupt, either choose the lesser evil or abstain from voting. If enough people refuse to vote, the system will be forced to change.

For Norway's rescent election, I chose the last remaining party whom I deemed able to make change. If they follow in the footsteps of the former party, I will have none left to vote for.
#11 to #7 - sketchE ONLINE
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if anything its the lack of votes. in our presidential election the percent of people eligable to vote who did was only 60% and in midterm elections to elect senators and representatives were only averaging about 30%
#8 to #7 - nospyonme
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Blaming somebody else is always the easier path. There are plenty of people I could blame, but they are only in my government because I allow them to be.
#108 to #8 - laumiel [OP]
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(10/05/2013) [-]
That is only true if you have the power to remote them.
#125 to #108 - nospyonme
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(10/05/2013) [-]
I cant remote people.
#185 to #125 - laumiel [OP]
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Hehe, meant to write remove, but got autocorrected.
But it kind of meant sense anyway, because you can't control their actions and choices.
#188 to #185 - nospyonme
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(10/05/2013) [-]
I see your point, and I wish I could remote them, but I can remove them.
#190 to #188 - laumiel [OP]
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Not without the support from the majority of voters.
#191 to #190 - nospyonme
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I wasn't talking about voting, but if I wanted to commit enough time and energy I could get enough voters on my side.
I wasn't talking about voting, but if I wanted to commit enough time and energy I could get enough voters on my side.
#192 to #191 - laumiel [OP]
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(10/05/2013) [-]
That's true. So what's stopping you?
#193 to #192 - nospyonme
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(10/05/2013) [-]
They dont need it yet
#194 to #193 - laumiel [OP]
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(10/06/2013) [-]
Good point.
#37 to #3 - ZalgotheImminent
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Hello, my name is Josef Stalin. I wrote laws that are a benefit to me and my friends under the guise of Communism. I also ran my friend out of the country just so I could take power instead of him, blaming him for everything that went wrong while I was in power.
#79 - doktorandus
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(10/04/2013) [-]
I never thought I'd actually get to use this.
#28 - muffioso
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(10/04/2013) [-]
I prefer Chaotic Good.You can do what goes with your own morality
#116 to #28 - schneidend
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Well, not exactly. Chaotic Good characters that excuse everything they do as their "own morality" don't remain good very long. Chaotic Good means you will do what is right heedless of laws or codes.