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I just Met you

I just Met you. And this is Crazy So here's my firstOC. so please be gentle.. Now that I see a lot of post coming from IT technicians I thought I would share. M

And this is Crazy
So here's my firstOC.
so please be gentle.

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Now that I see a lot of post coming from IT technicians I
thought I would share.
Me: This is Acompany Namea IT, My name is what can I help you with?
Client: Hello, I got a problem with my Cementer.
Me: okay, can yen explain the poblem?
Client: No.
Client Hangs up
Me: Hello, what can I help yen with?
Client: I have some questions about the new laptop I got seme weeks age. I' m missing some
programs-
Me: yen know the name of the person who delivered it to you?
Client: No, but I knew how he leeked like. He kind of looked like Death
At that time I had a let of band shirts and Jong black hair. There was no Company rule
about clothing
Me: Aha.
Client: please dent tell him I said that.
Me: that won' t happen, trust me-
Client: but sameone sheild tell him he should get a haircut.
Me: mmh-
Me: Yes, I believe it is-
Client Hangs up
Me: Hello, what can I help you with?
Client: Hello, you forgot to install on my Laptop
Me: that' s odd. Does it have Microsoft Wad?
Client: Didn' t you hear me? It' s missing and net Ward- All other programs are there
thank god.
Me: We usually just install the Micrsoft package so it' s very unlikely that yen do net have
Outlook,
Client: Well it' s net there- Install it. Now.
Starting a remote session:
Client: leek it' s net there.
Me: Just because it' s not pinned to the beatem tot the screen deosn' t mean it' s not installed.
See? its located in startle all Programs -2- Microsoft office,
Client: Don' t yen byte make me leek dumb! ‘fen installed that seconds age, to not look like it' s
yehr fault.
Me: Sir, I can' t install a program in a matter tot decends.
Client: Well Thanks fer nothing!
Client hangs up.
Me: Hello, what can I help you with?
Client: Hello, I got the wrong Laptop.
Me: De please Explain.
Client: I got an HP Pro, and I want a Mac- Please eider one,
Me: Sorry, Mac is not supported by the company and we net Davide Macintosh to enr
clients- HP is our new standard and that' s what' s everyine gets.
Client: But it' s horrid, it has edges and is heavy. Can' t yen please just eider a Mac for me?
Me: I' m not in charge of ordering laptops- Only fixing them. And we don' t deliver Mac' s to enr
clients-
Client: is that ? I saw ene hem the company using a Mac in the bus yesterday, how yen
explain that?
Me: That would certainly be his private compiler.
Client: Well can' t yen get me a Private carpenter which is also a mac then?
Client: This is the worst service I' ever had. I will report this-
Client Hangs up
Tph/ lan
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User avatar #3 - dinozzzo (02/18/2014) [-]
i helped a guy over teamviewer (it was a friends father) and he was scared that i could do that. so he told me to uninstall his screen so i would not be able to see what he was doing...
User avatar #69 to #3 - jukuku (02/19/2014) [-]
Did you not tell him that you can disable the control function at any time?
User avatar #75 to #69 - lotro (02/19/2014) [-]
You can't disable the control function once you've deleted the screen
User avatar #154 to #69 - dinozzzo (02/19/2014) [-]
i told him that he had to give ma a password that randomly generates but he didn't believe me!
User avatar #155 to #3 - dinozzzo (02/19/2014) [-]
why did this go to #1 spot without any movement in thumbs?
User avatar #28 to #3 - jibb (02/18/2014) [-]
niqqa **** yo avatar
#1 - sdcanonymoose (02/18/2014) [-]
Some people can't admit they're wrong...
Some people can't admit they're wrong...
User avatar #84 to #1 - superanonymouspers (02/19/2014) [-]
either that or they just don't understand how technology works
#94 to #1 - powellrebecca (02/19/2014) [-]
gotta love Lucifer
gotta love Lucifer
#10 to #1 - pariahlol (02/18/2014) [-]
is the man in your gif Jacob from Lost?
User avatar #14 to #10 - sepheroth (02/18/2014) [-]
No, it's Satan from Supernatural. But he's in some show about this island and a smoke monster.
User avatar #117 to #14 - threeeighteen (02/19/2014) [-]
Are you sure he's not the fella that got executed in Revolution?
#62 to #10 - bluewafflekisser (02/19/2014) [-]
no, it's harry potter the robo cop from doctor who
#12 - noophdelivered (02/18/2014) [-]
mfw reading all of these
mfw reading all of these
#11 - blademontane (02/18/2014) [-]
That first one
#30 - AztecJew (02/18/2014) [-]
I'm not a legit IT, I freelance art and graphic design and charge a set fee for updates and any site visits. I used to be willing to alter or edit stuff for no extra fees and people took advantage and would call me every other day with "Can you make this darker?" "I don't care for this format.""Can you make these letters a little bigger?" after having agreed that something was acceptable. So if they're willing to accept a $250 flat fee to use me as an IT for simple **** then I'm more than happy to oblige.
Example:
>Out to dinner with family
>phone rings
>ignore initially
>rings twice more before I answer
>"One of our computers wont display anything, do you know how to fix it?"
>explain that I'm out with my family and these aren't my calling hours
>they insist that I help as it is "urgent"
>explain flat fee
>corporate, they don't give a single **** , money was wired that night
>alright, ask them to explain the issue
>the screen is blank but they can hear noises
>"Is your screen on?"
>"......thanks *click"

MFW
User avatar #35 to #30 - sirowlington (02/18/2014) [-]
...so, you got $250 for telling someone to turn his screen on?

...as a freelancer, do you accept interns?
User avatar #36 to #35 - AztecJew (02/18/2014) [-]
No, my work is so sporadic it'd be difficult to coordinate more than myself as a lot of it is out of the blue
User avatar #37 to #36 - sirowlington (02/18/2014) [-]
Hahah, just kidding mate. I reckon it's a chain of one-time opportunities rather than a steady stream of the same all over again. Which is what I like. I'm studying right now and boy it is a lot more research and economy and business than I'd hoped for... still, I won't have to look for an internship for about two years, so I'm good for now.

User avatar #39 to #37 - AztecJew (02/18/2014) [-]
you would be correct, it's practically like roughnecking. One big payday to coast on every blue moon.
User avatar #40 to #39 - sirowlington (02/18/2014) [-]
Hey, a pirate's life for me. One day it's staring at the empty horizon, the next we plunder. Can't help but admire that thought. Plus, just the thought of ever being forced into an office cubicle gives me a move-to-an-other-continent-itch I cannot ignore...
User avatar #43 to #40 - AztecJew (02/18/2014) [-]
Amen brother
User avatar #76 to #4 - captainrattrap (02/19/2014) [-]
OP isn't fooling anyone!
#56 - reican (02/19/2014) [-]
>"I will report this"
>"I will report this"
#58 - zanxoo (02/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - mrawesomepotato (02/18/2014) [-]
I love the hidden " ****** " at the bottom.
User avatar #24 to #19 - tpman (02/18/2014) [-]
Well its Half White so its more Of a interracial sort Of Thing
#141 to #19 - AdamBaum (02/19/2014) [-]
FJ when the word "			******		" is mentioned
FJ when the word " ****** " is mentioned
#105 to #19 - lizardonfire (02/19/2014) [-]
I guess this is relevant so why not? Take this
User avatar #8 - darknak (02/18/2014) [-]
clientsfromhell.net
have fun with your rage
#6 - TexMex (02/18/2014) [-]
How can people be this 			*******		 dense holy 			****
How can people be this ******* dense holy ****
User avatar #44 to #6 - vgmddg ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Hi. I'm going to destroy your faith in humanity even more.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/02/15/newser-earth-circles-sun/5508413/
#70 to #44 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
The "other results noted by NPR" are understandable, as a lot of it is dependent on religious beliefs or lack thereof. Hell, even physicists might say no to the "the universe began with a huge explosion" because of the shabby terminology.

Still, the "Earth circles the Sun" result is extremely rage eliciting. I don't want to believe it. Biased survey methods or I dunno, that's just ********* .
User avatar #52 to #44 - TexMex (02/19/2014) [-]
Well **** me in the ass that's annoying
#61 - lionti (02/19/2014) [-]
I wish I had stories like this. As an insurance broker my phone calls are really straight forward.
> Hi I would like to take out motor insurance (gives details of car)
> Sure I will quote that for you now (give client quote)
> I like this offer, please place cover on my car as of today
> Sure thing, thanks for calling....

That's as edgy as my job gets. Although the scanner got jammed one time, almost took 6 minutes to fix. Naturally the office was hysterical
User avatar #126 - moldypubes (02/19/2014) [-]
>Be at work
>110 F degrees out
>Walking around, decide to take a sip from the water fountain
>As soon as I start drinking a customer comes up behind me
>Omfg how rude!
>Wat
>What's your name?! I'm reporting you to your boss! I can't believe your hogging the water fountain when a customer clearly needs it!!!
>Give her my bosses name instead of my own.
>Lady storms off.... doesn't even drink anything. wat



#82 - mcderper (02/19/2014) [-]
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#41 - axry (02/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - honkan (02/18/2014) [-]
clientsfromhell.net <- stories from freelancer mostly, usually about idiots.

notalwaysright.com <- not just tech support, just stories from people dealing with customers, some good guys, some assholes.

www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/ <- my favorite, sort by top and read some crazy stories. en.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/1b2mf7/the_b_manager_from_hell_pt24_faq/ this might be my favorite. Warning, it's really, really long. I'm linking to the faq, use the links at the bottom to read the story in the right order.
User avatar #5 - starhawk (02/18/2014) [-]
I have a funny one from U.S. Army I.T. help desk. I was working a help desk in Iraq when I received a call from a full bird Colonel that his wireless internet is not working. So, I told him that I would be over as soon as possible to check it out. At this point I feel as though I must point out two things wi-fi is not allowed on D.O.D networks and in order to have attained the rank of Colonel you have to be an officer which means you have to have a college degree. So, I go to his office to see what he is talking about and as I walk in I see that he has taped his network cable to his desk and was trying to line it up with the ethernet port on his laptop. I proceeded to ask him to step aside so I could take a look at it which I did at some length and fiddled with a few things to make it seem like I was trying to trouble shoot the problem. I then told him that I couldn't fix it at his office and needed to take it back to my office to work on it. Needless to say he did not get his laptop back for the rest of his tour of duty in Iraq.
User avatar #23 to #5 - stealingbikes ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
When I was active in the AF our squadron had a maintenance officer (a Captain, so an O-3 in the AF) whose degree was in MUSIC HISTORY. He was seriously a dumb ************ . I've always felt that if the US military requires a degree to be an officer, then your degree needs to be relevant to the job you'll be doing. More often than not I saw ****** officers who knew NOTHING about the job they were doing and had worthless degrees.
#53 - bvsfang (02/19/2014) [-]
Bottom left corner
User avatar #96 to #53 - rushreaper (02/19/2014) [-]
good eyes. didn't notice it .
#77 to #59 - mance (02/19/2014) [-]
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#133 - utpa (02/19/2014) [-]
Bottom left corner.
#109 - pwnfrnzy (02/19/2014) [-]
How can people be this stupid?
User avatar #118 to #109 - sirfapaton (02/19/2014) [-]
This isn't even the worst. Believe me
User avatar #119 to #118 - pwnfrnzy (02/19/2014) [-]
If you have any amazing stories of SuperB stupidity, I want them.
User avatar #120 to #119 - sirfapaton (02/19/2014) [-]
Well, I worked as tech support for a while.

Client came in with a PC full of viruses, says it's our fault. Found it odd as I had just installed the PC last week for him so I figure I'll check it anyway.
It's full of porn, and mind, not the usual kind. Scat & stuff.
I started clearing the PC and after a while I found even more problems.

After fixing it I called the customer that it's ready for pick up. About a day or two after that he came back, raged because I had deleted his porn. Tried explaining that it was the cause of the problems on his PC, going to shady sites to download those but he'd have none of that. It was obviously my fault for installing the PC.

Anyway, he left and my boss then said that it's actually quite common for customers to act like that.

This guy also posted a few stories about being a tech support. I don't have that many personally www.funnyjunk.com/user/tripscausedthis
User avatar #122 to #120 - pwnfrnzy (02/19/2014) [-]
I have some horror stories myself that I've posted in comments sections, one is in the Technology board.
And I've read his stories, douchebro was hilarious.
User avatar #156 to #122 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
why thankyou.
#158 to #156 - pwnfrnzy (02/19/2014) [-]
It's him!
User avatar #166 to #158 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
i made more content a few hrs ago did you see?
User avatar #167 to #166 - pwnfrnzy (02/19/2014) [-]
Just saw it, I ******* love these stories man, keep em' coming.
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