I just Met you. And this is Crazy So here's my firstOC. so please be gentle.. Now that I see a lot of post coming from IT technicians I thought I would share. M Balls
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I just Met you. And this is Crazy So here's my firstOC. so please be gentle.. Now that I see a lot of post coming from IT technicians I thought I would share. M

And this is Crazy
So here's my firstOC.
so please be gentle.

Tags: Balls
Now that I see a lot of post coming from IT technicians I
thought I would share.
Me: This is Acompany Namea IT, My name is what can I help you with?
Client: Hello, I got a problem with my Cementer.
Me: okay, can yen explain the poblem?
Client: No.
Client Hangs up
Me: Hello, what can I help yen with?
Client: I have some questions about the new laptop I got seme weeks age. I' m missing some
programs-
Me: yen know the name of the person who delivered it to you?
Client: No, but I knew how he leeked like. He kind of looked like Death
At that time I had a let of band shirts and Jong black hair. There was no Company rule
about clothing
Me: Aha.
Client: please dent tell him I said that.
Me: that won' t happen, trust me-
Client: but sameone sheild tell him he should get a haircut.
Me: mmh-
Me: Yes, I believe it is-
Client Hangs up
Me: Hello, what can I help you with?
Client: Hello, you forgot to install on my Laptop
Me: that' s odd. Does it have Microsoft Wad?
Client: Didn' t you hear me? It' s missing and net Ward- All other programs are there
thank god.
Me: We usually just install the Micrsoft package so it' s very unlikely that yen do net have
Outlook,
Client: Well it' s net there- Install it. Now.
Starting a remote session:
Client: leek it' s net there.
Me: Just because it' s not pinned to the beatem tot the screen deosn' t mean it' s not installed.
See? its located in startle all Programs -2- Microsoft office,
Client: Don' t yen byte make me leek dumb! ‘fen installed that seconds age, to not look like it' s
yehr fault.
Me: Sir, I can' t install a program in a matter tot decends.
Client: Well Thanks fer nothing!
Client hangs up.
Me: Hello, what can I help you with?
Client: Hello, I got the wrong Laptop.
Me: De please Explain.
Client: I got an HP Pro, and I want a Mac- Please eider one,
Me: Sorry, Mac is not supported by the company and we net Davide Macintosh to enr
clients- HP is our new standard and that' s what' s everyine gets.
Client: But it' s horrid, it has edges and is heavy. Can' t yen please just eider a Mac for me?
Me: I' m not in charge of ordering laptops- Only fixing them. And we don' t deliver Mac' s to enr
clients-
Client: is that ? I saw ene hem the company using a Mac in the bus yesterday, how yen
explain that?
Me: That would certainly be his private compiler.
Client: Well can' t yen get me a Private carpenter which is also a mac then?
Client: This is the worst service I' ever had. I will report this-
Client Hangs up
Tph/ lan
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Views: 62800 Submitted: 02/18/2014