I just Met you. And this is Crazy So here's my firstOC. so please be gentle.. Now that I see a lot of post coming from IT technicians I thought I would share. M
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I just Met you

And this is Crazy
So here's my firstOC.
so please be gentle.

Tags: Balls
Now that I see a lot of post coming from IT technicians I
thought I would share.
Me: This is Acompany Namea IT, My name is what can I help you with?
Client: Hello, I got a problem with my Cementer.
Me: okay, can yen explain the poblem?
Client: No.
Client Hangs up
Me: Hello, what can I help yen with?
Client: I have some questions about the new laptop I got seme weeks age. I' m missing some
programs-
Me: yen know the name of the person who delivered it to you?
Client: No, but I knew how he leeked like. He kind of looked like Death
At that time I had a let of band shirts and Jong black hair. There was no Company rule
about clothing
Me: Aha.
Client: please dent tell him I said that.
Me: that won' t happen, trust me-
Client: but sameone sheild tell him he should get a haircut.
Me: mmh-
Me: Yes, I believe it is-
Client Hangs up
Me: Hello, what can I help you with?
Client: Hello, you forgot to install on my Laptop
Me: that' s odd. Does it have Microsoft Wad?
Client: Didn' t you hear me? It' s missing and net Ward- All other programs are there
thank god.
Me: We usually just install the Micrsoft package so it' s very unlikely that yen do net have
Outlook,
Client: Well it' s net there- Install it. Now.
Starting a remote session:
Client: leek it' s net there.
Me: Just because it' s not pinned to the beatem tot the screen deosn' t mean it' s not installed.
See? its located in startle all Programs -2- Microsoft office,
Client: Don' t yen byte make me leek dumb! ‘fen installed that seconds age, to not look like it' s
yehr fault.
Me: Sir, I can' t install a program in a matter tot decends.
Client: Well Thanks fer nothing!
Client hangs up.
Me: Hello, what can I help you with?
Client: Hello, I got the wrong Laptop.
Me: De please Explain.
Client: I got an HP Pro, and I want a Mac- Please eider one,
Me: Sorry, Mac is not supported by the company and we net Davide Macintosh to enr
clients- HP is our new standard and that' s what' s everyine gets.
Client: But it' s horrid, it has edges and is heavy. Can' t yen please just eider a Mac for me?
Me: I' m not in charge of ordering laptops- Only fixing them. And we don' t deliver Mac' s to enr
clients-
Client: is that ? I saw ene hem the company using a Mac in the bus yesterday, how yen
explain that?
Me: That would certainly be his private compiler.
Client: Well can' t yen get me a Private carpenter which is also a mac then?
Client: This is the worst service I' ever had. I will report this-
Client Hangs up
Tph/ lan
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#1 - sdcanonymoose (02/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Some people can't admit they're wrong...
Some people can't admit they're wrong...
User avatar #3 - dinozzzo (02/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i helped a guy over teamviewer (it was a friends father) and he was scared that i could do that. so he told me to uninstall his screen so i would not be able to see what he was doing...
#12 - noophdelivered (02/18/2014) [-]
mfw reading all of these
mfw reading all of these
#4 - sadistikal (02/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#11 - blademontane (02/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That first one
#30 - AztecJew ONLINE (02/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'm not a legit IT, I freelance art and graphic design and charge a set fee for updates and any site visits. I used to be willing to alter or edit stuff for no extra fees and people took advantage and would call me every other day with "Can you make this darker?" "I don't care for this format.""Can you make these letters a little bigger?" after having agreed that something was acceptable. So if they're willing to accept a $250 flat fee to use me as an IT for simple **** then I'm more than happy to oblige.
Example:
>Out to dinner with family
>phone rings
>ignore initially
>rings twice more before I answer
>"One of our computers wont display anything, do you know how to fix it?"
>explain that I'm out with my family and these aren't my calling hours
>they insist that I help as it is "urgent"
>explain flat fee
>corporate, they don't give a single **** , money was wired that night
>alright, ask them to explain the issue
>the screen is blank but they can hear noises
>"Is your screen on?"
>"......thanks *click"

MFW
#56 - reican (02/19/2014) [-]
>"I will report this"
>"I will report this"
User avatar #19 - mrawesomepotato (02/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I love the hidden " ****** " at the bottom.
User avatar #45 - fatskinnyguy (02/18/2014) [+] (19 replies)
"It has edges" What. Why. I don't even...
User avatar #49 to #47 - mondominiman ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
She's a mac fan, they don't use reasoning
#58 - zanxoo (02/19/2014) [-]
#53 - bvsfang ONLINE (02/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Bottom left corner
User avatar #8 - darknak ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
clientsfromhell.net
have fun with your rage
#6 - TexMex (02/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How can people be this 						*******					 dense holy 						****
How can people be this ******* dense holy ****
#61 - lionti ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I wish I had stories like this. As an insurance broker my phone calls are really straight forward.
> Hi I would like to take out motor insurance (gives details of car)
> Sure I will quote that for you now (give client quote)
> I like this offer, please place cover on my car as of today
> Sure thing, thanks for calling....

That's as edgy as my job gets. Although the scanner got jammed one time, almost took 6 minutes to fix. Naturally the office was hysterical
#104 - Womens Study Major (02/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>Long Hair
>Looks like Death

...What?
#107 to #104 - tpman (02/19/2014) [-]
This was me for about 2 years ago when some of this happened.

I don't think I look like death either, but apparently someone does.
I actually almost got kicked out of my prev. school because people thought I was a mass murderer.
but that's a different story.
User avatar #126 - moldypubes (02/19/2014) [-]
>Be at work
>110 F degrees out
>Walking around, decide to take a sip from the water fountain
>As soon as I start drinking a customer comes up behind me
>Omfg how rude!
>Wat
>What's your name?! I'm reporting you to your boss! I can't believe your hogging the water fountain when a customer clearly needs it!!!
>Give her my bosses name instead of my own.
>Lady storms off.... doesn't even drink anything. wat



#82 - mcderper (02/19/2014) [-]
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#41 - axry (02/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - honkan (02/18/2014) [-]
clientsfromhell.net <- stories from freelancer mostly, usually about idiots.

notalwaysright.com <- not just tech support, just stories from people dealing with customers, some good guys, some assholes.

You need to login to view this link <- my favorite, sort by top and read some crazy stories. en.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/1b2mf7/the_b_manager_from_hell_pt24_faq/ this might be my favorite. Warning, it's really, really long. I'm linking to the faq, use the links at the bottom to read the story in the right order.
User avatar #5 - starhawk (02/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I have a funny one from U.S. Army I.T. help desk. I was working a help desk in Iraq when I received a call from a full bird Colonel that his wireless internet is not working. So, I told him that I would be over as soon as possible to check it out. At this point I feel as though I must point out two things wi-fi is not allowed on D.O.D networks and in order to have attained the rank of Colonel you have to be an officer which means you have to have a college degree. So, I go to his office to see what he is talking about and as I walk in I see that he has taped his network cable to his desk and was trying to line it up with the ethernet port on his laptop. I proceeded to ask him to step aside so I could take a look at it which I did at some length and fiddled with a few things to make it seem like I was trying to trouble shoot the problem. I then told him that I couldn't fix it at his office and needed to take it back to my office to work on it. Needless to say he did not get his laptop back for the rest of his tour of duty in Iraq.
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