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#3 - adu (03/12/2014) [-]
Ever since I turned 20, random boners haven't become a problem in my life.

Thanks, chronic masturbation!
#72 to #3 - lfunnymanl (03/12/2014) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #766903 at Friendly ** chronic masturbation doesnt help me
#10 to #3 - xPURENERDx (03/12/2014) [-]
Random boners is just a natural occurrence of being in puberty. Stops for everyone (well it should) at around 20.
#11 to #10 - arandomanon (03/12/2014) [-]
What the **** , I'm 23 and I get random boners at least 2-3 times a day.
#12 to #11 - xPURENERDx (03/12/2014) [-]
Are you sure you're not looking at seductive pictures or having inappropriate thoughts when you get them?
#13 to #12 - arandomanon (03/12/2014) [-]
I've just had a boner like 30 mins ago and all I was doing was reading an essay that analyzes the racism forms on the formal speeches written by some dutch scholar and I was thinking of the text analysis I've got to do about it. I somehow doubt it can be considered as "seductive" in any way.
#23 to #13 - JackThePornKing (03/12/2014) [-]
dutch girls are sexy, and racism might turn you on. Repeat after me. ****** ****** ****** . Did you get a boner? I did...
User avatar #14 to #13 - xPURENERDx (03/12/2014) [-]
Maybe you're still in puberty?. I'm 22 and it's all stopped for me. Hell maybe it's a psychological thing?
#17 to #14 - arandomanon (03/12/2014) [-]
23 years old and still in puberty? That's funny. Anyway, maybe there's something wrong with me, I can watch an entire scene from a porn movie and having no erection. And then, I'm sitting driving and I get a boner for no ******* reason.
User avatar #19 to #17 - jfbyers (03/12/2014) [-]
people stop having random erections AROUND 20. If you started puberty later than others, you stop having random erections later than others. I stopped having them at 18, but i hit puberty waaaaaay earlier than other people.
User avatar #21 to #19 - arandomanon (03/12/2014) [-]
I think I hit puberty more or less like everyone else (12) so I kind of doubt my puberty is special and last for 11 years.
User avatar #127 to #11 - dyalibya (03/12/2014) [-]
I get one every other day and I thought that was bad .
User avatar #18 to #10 - shungokusatsu (03/12/2014) [-]
During highschool it always happened in math classes IDK why though there were some pretty girls but nothing to crazy hot. Now I'm nearly 21 and they happen when I'm in committee meetings IDK why
#62 to #10 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
more testosterone = more boners.
#41 - deathklokiller (03/12/2014) [-]
**deathklokiller rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at the struggle ** what i get hard for
User avatar #43 to #41 - finblob (03/12/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #44 to #41 - finblob (03/12/2014) [-]
does it give you a
boneer__ nah, I can't think of any jokes relating to boners and bones. sorry.
#110 to #41 - dogziller (03/12/2014) [-]
dinosaurs? i can supply that addiction
User avatar #49 to #41 - cumbersome (03/12/2014) [-]
Immortal boner
#58 to #41 - souperior (03/12/2014) [-]
dat roll is so relevant, that it even has a pun
what a boner
#78 - guu (03/12/2014) [-]
**guu rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Embarrassed ** Oh, boner.
#20 - asheskirata (03/12/2014) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at How It's Made - Poptarts ** what gives me a boner
User avatar #24 to #20 - kinggucciswagman (03/12/2014) [-]
That was the most horrible and best roll ever.
#26 to #24 - asheskirata (03/12/2014) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #4791387 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n **

yeah, I felt pretty bad about it.
#27 to #26 - kinggucciswagman (03/12/2014) [-]
**kinggucciswagman rolled a random image posted in comment #581432 at Pokemon **
I'd buy that
#29 to #27 - asheskirata (03/12/2014) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Wat **

That's a nice team you've got there
#30 to #29 - kinggucciswagman (03/12/2014) [-]
**kinggucciswagman rolled a random image posted in comment #794177 at Friendly **
I am proud of it
#32 to #30 - asheskirata (03/12/2014) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #4799958 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n **
Praise the helix!
#34 to #32 - asheskirata (03/12/2014) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #889492 at Friendly **
why do I keep rolling items?
User avatar #67 to #34 - cheesysmile (03/12/2014) [-]
*roll image* this is why
User avatar #68 to #67 - cheesysmile (03/12/2014) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #69 to #68 - cheesysmile (03/12/2014) [-]
never mind.
#71 to #69 - neocortex (03/12/2014) [-]
its *roll picture*
#73 to #71 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
*roll image*
*roll 4*
Don't tell me what to do.
#84 to #73 - asheskirata (03/12/2014) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #8076810 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#82 to #27 - welliguessitsaname (03/12/2014) [-]
**welliguessitsaname rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at WeeGee Time **   
best Pokemon
**welliguessitsaname rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at WeeGee Time **
best Pokemon
#83 to #82 - welliguessitsaname (03/12/2014) [-]
I gotta say, man
Peach is pretty nice
#94 to #83 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at DAMN IT HARRY ** peach is awesome
#8 - crisisshadow (03/12/2014) [-]
**crisisshadow rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at I just found this in Borderlands 2... **
What gives me a boner
#77 - bjartur (03/12/2014) [-]
**bjartur rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at This one time I ... ** this gave me a raging hardon
**bjartur rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at This one time I ... ** this gave me a raging hardon
#5 - randomwanker (03/12/2014) [-]
**randomwanker rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at On my way to the frontpage ** what gives me a boner
**randomwanker rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at On my way to the frontpage ** what gives me a boner
#95 to #5 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #167672 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY ** this is what gives me a boner
User avatar #97 to #95 - randomwanker (03/12/2014) [-]
Is that you phanact
User avatar #6 to #5 - randomwanker (03/12/2014) [-]
yes, yes suffer like the slut you are
#15 to #5 - boomerpyro ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
**boomerpyro rolled a random image posted in comment #930964 at Friendly **
#47 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
Hungry? Horny? Head on down to the Atomic Wrangler! Now including a sex robot, a fleshless BDSM mutant, and....Santiago.
#7 - AnonymousDonor (03/12/2014) [-]
ahh yes the ever popular NRB
No Reason Boner


now that im grown up i kinda miss those
#40 - finblob (03/12/2014) [-]
**finblob rolled a random image posted in comment #1808 at /guns/ board ** this does NOT give me a hard on.
**finblob rolled a random image posted in comment #1808 at /guns/ board ** this does NOT give me a hard on.
User avatar #42 to #40 - finblob (03/12/2014) [-]
but it gives /k/ a massive stiffy
#90 - reapermaster (03/12/2014) [-]
**reapermaster rolled a random image posted in comment #8065143 at Safe For Work Random Board ** what gives me a boner
#92 to #90 - niemandbesonderes (03/12/2014) [-]
Dude...Bad roll.
#93 to #92 - reapermaster (03/12/2014) [-]
I ******* knew I would roll ponies
I just ******* knew it
#96 to #93 - niemandbesonderes (03/12/2014) [-]
Btw, I'm kindof a newbie to this site. How do you roll pictures?
User avatar #99 to #96 - reapermaster (03/12/2014) [-]
you type "*roll picture*" at the start of the comment without the quote marks
#102 to #99 - niemandbesonderes (03/12/2014) [-]
**niemandbesonderes rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at Want a personal reply/comment from admin? ** Then we will see what gives me a boner.
**niemandbesonderes rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at Want a personal reply/comment from admin? ** Then we will see what gives me a boner.
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#81 - edgeworthy (03/12/2014) [-]
**edgeworthy rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at Yup ** <- "Relevant Image with relevant comment."
#61 - vocarius (03/12/2014) [-]
"No-reason Boner"
#22 - lokkeduen (03/12/2014) [-]
i dont understand, does women get wet when they're hungry and bored?
User avatar #45 to #22 - sunnyrain (03/12/2014) [-]
Sometimes you can't even feel the pussy get wet
So as a girl you have to be more like
what is this feeling do i want sex or a hamburger
#48 to #45 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
And for some women who can feel themselves getting wet, it's like "Oh **** , did I start my period, or am I just that horny?"
User avatar #70 to #45 - Durp (03/12/2014) [-]
While I disagree with confusing being horny from being hungry, I do agree that sometimes you don't notice that you're wet. for example if I'm watching porn and I go to stick my hands down my pants and it's super wet down there I'm like "wow ok when did this all happen?"
#50 to #45 - lokkeduen (03/12/2014) [-]
oh well thanks for clarifying
User avatar #51 to #22 - thefunnyside (03/12/2014) [-]
You don't get wet just like that. You have to be rubbed for it to get wet no matter how horny you are, at least for me
#52 to #51 - lokkeduen (03/12/2014) [-]
i guess it's different cus my former gf got wet really easy, some times i just had to say a word and that was it
#1 - letrollzor (03/11/2014) [-]
I can confirm that statement
#38 - lmfaoattheboat ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
**lmfaoattheboat rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at Do you have more of these ? ** this doesn't give me a boner
**lmfaoattheboat rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at Do you have more of these ? ** this doesn't give me a boner
User avatar #39 to #38 - lmfaoattheboat ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
oh.
#9 - zaywoot (03/12/2014) [-]
**zaywoot rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at the best detective ** what gives me a boner
#76 - afrodemon (03/12/2014) [-]
**afrodemon rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at just walking down the street ** i got a boner from this
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