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#6 - Sworley (07/14/2014) [-]
deathbulge really teaches you important moral values
User avatar #8 to #6 - timmity ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
dat left lung and liver..
User avatar #93 to #34 - warzon (07/15/2014) [-]
*matrix flash backs intensifies*
#23 - guardianatreyu (07/15/2014) [-]
Then it turns out the one in the dress is actually a guy.
Then it turns out the one in the dress is actually a guy.
#69 to #23 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
That was my first thought.
#50 to #23 - xgeneration (07/15/2014) [-]
**xgeneration rolled image**
woah
#51 to #4 - captchakid ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
obligatory
User avatar #52 to #51 - hashtronaut ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
no. it wasnt.
User avatar #101 to #52 - captchakid ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Really? When someone else did this exact scenario they got showered in green thumbs. FJ so moody lately.
#63 to #51 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
that was terrible
User avatar #5 to #4 - trollchildxy (07/14/2014) [-]
Wow. Thats enough internet for today.
#20 to #4 - epicactual (07/15/2014) [-]
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#17 to #4 - outerfiend (07/15/2014) [-]
oh   
   
okay then
oh

okay then
User avatar #73 to #17 - alexkarino (07/15/2014) [-]
I need an adult..
#75 to #73 - outerfiend (07/15/2014) [-]
i am   
wanna 			****
i am
wanna ****
User avatar #76 to #75 - alexkarino (07/15/2014) [-]
you ******* ruined it. you had one job. ONE JOB
#77 to #76 - outerfiend (07/15/2014) [-]
well, you still wanna 			****		.
well, you still wanna **** .
User avatar #83 to #77 - chryssis (07/15/2014) [-]
ill **** if the other guy doesnt wanna
User avatar #86 to #83 - volcanicdiarrhea (07/15/2014) [-]
Can I get in on this?
#87 to #86 - chryssis (07/15/2014) [-]
Sure, why not
#102 to #87 - outerfiend (07/15/2014) [-]
remember, its not gay in a three way
remember, its not gay in a three way
#104 to #102 - chryssis (07/15/2014) [-]
what if I want it to be gay?
User avatar #128 to #106 - chryssis (07/16/2014) [-]
**chryssis does sex**
#10 to #4 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
wat
#44 to #4 - boobpube (07/15/2014) [-]
The original, in case anyone was too disturbed by that.
#2 - hsm ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
It's the thought that counts.... i guess.
It's the thought that counts.... i guess.
#1 - deckbox (07/14/2014) [-]
how he woke him up each day
#59 - dinocaster (07/15/2014) [-]
This is going to be useful.
#26 - Orc (07/15/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** MFW my son is fabulous and sparkly
**Orc rolled image** MFW my son is fabulous and sparkly
#27 to #26 - ohshoot (07/15/2014) [-]
in case you know who you rolled
#74 - lorkhan (07/15/2014) [-]
MFW I'm not gay but I just like to suck dick.
MFW I'm not gay but I just like to suck dick.
+1
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User avatar #127 to #90 - unlithe ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
THE GAY-FOR-DICKS STRUGGLE IS WITHIN US ALL
User avatar #11 - toosexyforyou (07/15/2014) [-]
Lets not pretend that every parent isn't a tiny bit dissapointed that their kid turns out fabulous and sparkly.
#79 to #11 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
Only the ones who want grandchildren.

I'm infertile so I've disappointed my mother anyway.
She's never said it but I know she wanted them and she's even cried about it, my brother is her only chance at grandchildren now and she's getting on, her health is only ever deteriorating.
User avatar #107 to #79 - fukkendragonite (07/15/2014) [-]
She loves you anyway, she's just disappointed.

Don't sweat it anon, it's gonna be okay lil *****
User avatar #71 to #11 - childpls (07/15/2014) [-]
My parents put me out the house when I told them I was gay
User avatar #91 to #71 - gigamuffin (07/15/2014) [-]
Wow. That sucks, man. I hope things turn out better for you in the future.
User avatar #48 to #11 - emptysuperman (07/15/2014) [-]
I can honestly say, I really wouldn't care. Like, at all. What the intense bodylove do I care what my kid does with their genitals. I think it's weird you do.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Sterski ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Incorrect.
User avatar #21 to #12 - numbmind (07/15/2014) [-]
No, he is correct, everyone no matter how accepting is gonna be a tiny bit disappointed at the least, no one has a baby hoping they will turn out fabulous and sparkly. Expect maybe fabulous and sparkly parents who adopt a baby...
User avatar #49 to #21 - pokemonstheshiz (07/15/2014) [-]
Baby Traits - The Whitest Kids U'Know on IFC
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#54 to #21 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I honestly don't think I'd give a intense bodylove. Like at all.
#65 to #21 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
No, not everyone.

Seriously, I don't know why your under the impression that all seven billion people have identical opinions. your probably not a parent and you shouldn't be one either.
User avatar #22 to #21 - YllekNayr (07/15/2014) [-]
If you stop thinking of it as a negative you'd realize some people just do not give a digestive end product if their child is fabulous and sparkly or not. It's like like they have a mental handicap.
#81 to #22 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
Duno why you got thumbed down so much it's true.
People on here still have the mindset of a 13 year old where being gay is a negative thing.

Unless you wanted grandchildren you have no reason to be disappointed, and even then I'd hope you were do selfish to berate them for it.
User avatar #82 to #81 - YllekNayr (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah go figure.
#95 to #22 - professorbob (07/15/2014) [-]
He's not saying that it's bad to be gay, he's just saying that most parents would be a little disappointed that they might not get to have grandchildren, regardless of what they think of homosexuality as a whole. I'm a bit disappointed that I won't get to see the birth of my child, but that doesn't mean I hate myself for it. Stop acting like everybody in the world is out to get us, your just making us look like asses.
He's not saying that it's bad to be gay, he's just saying that most parents would be a little disappointed that they might not get to have grandchildren, regardless of what they think of homosexuality as a whole. I'm a bit disappointed that I won't get to see the birth of my child, but that doesn't mean I hate myself for it. Stop acting like everybody in the world is out to get us, your just making us look like asses.
User avatar #100 to #95 - YllekNayr (07/15/2014) [-]
You're only going to be disappointed if you think it's a bad thing.
User avatar #108 to #100 - professorbob (07/15/2014) [-]
No, that is incorrect. Disappointment and dislike are two completely different things. I'm disappointed I probably won't get to have children, but that doesn't mean I resent myself because of it.

People like you taking things to the extreme is why nobody takes us seriously when we try to make ourselves heard. You assume that any time somebody talks negatively of our life, even when they mean no harm, that it is your duty to berate them for it and call them hateful. I can understand that my family would be let down if they found out that I was gay because it would go against what they had hoped for me, but that isn't a reason to call them hateful for expecting any different for me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - YllekNayr (07/15/2014) [-]
What the **** is being taken to the extreme?

Who is "we"?
How am I calling anyone hateful?

Gay people can have children. They cannot CONCEIVE children, but adoption is a thing.
#110 to #109 - professorbob (07/16/2014) [-]
You're taking it to the extreme by assuming that he meant being gay was a bad thing when all he said was that most people would be a little disappointed after finding out that their son was gay. He's not claiming that it's bad to be gay, he's just stating the obvious. I never said you called him hateful directly but the way you responded made it seem that way.   
   
By "we" I'm talking about gay people as a whole. The way you talk makes it seem like all of us nitpick at very trivial matters and make ourselves look like asses in front of the world. I appreciate your concern, but I don't think calling somebody out over nothing is going to help.
You're taking it to the extreme by assuming that he meant being gay was a bad thing when all he said was that most people would be a little disappointed after finding out that their son was gay. He's not claiming that it's bad to be gay, he's just stating the obvious. I never said you called him hateful directly but the way you responded made it seem that way.

By "we" I'm talking about gay people as a whole. The way you talk makes it seem like all of us nitpick at very trivial matters and make ourselves look like asses in front of the world. I appreciate your concern, but I don't think calling somebody out over nothing is going to help.
User avatar #111 to #110 - YllekNayr (07/16/2014) [-]
You don't get disappointed at neutral or good things. Only negative things. I don't know who "ourselves" is supposed to be, or what group you presume to speak from. Go look at the other comments from people who share my same sentiment. He's saying not just that HE would be disappointed, but that EVERY parent would be disappointed. THAT is what I have a problem with.
User avatar #112 to #111 - professorbob (07/16/2014) [-]
But think about it though, if you discovered that you wouldn't be able to have grandchildren, wouldn't you be let down just a little bit? As I've said before, disappointment and dislike are two completely different things. You can be disappointed at somebody for something they did, but that doesn't have to mean you like them any less. If I found out that my child was gay, it would be understandable that I would be disappointed at not being able to have grandchildren even though I am gay myself. Again, though, that doesn't mean I look at homosexuality in any more a negative light as I did before.

And by "we" and "ourselves" I was talking about people like me and you, as I was assuming that you were gay as well, which I was unsure of. I apologize for not making myself clear enough
User avatar #113 to #112 - YllekNayr (07/16/2014) [-]
No. My children can adopt if they want. It is THEIR child primarily. The same reason I'd resent my parents if they didn't respect my decision to not have kids myself. I want to have kids, personally, but hypothetically speaking Again, all I've said is NEGATIVE. Not hate. Not dislike. Negative. That means it is not good. It is bad. Even if just a little. And it's not. It's not something negative. No, I'm not gay. I kinda figured that's why the pronouns you chose, and just wanted to make my position of speaking more clear.
User avatar #114 to #113 - professorbob (07/16/2014) [-]
You make a good point, but all parents aren't like you or me. They're just just trying to be good parents to their children and only want the best for them. Can't blame them for trying, at least.

Also, aren't all those words used to describe negativity? I knew what you meant, I was just using synonyms, is all.

And sorry for assuming you were gay. I've just never met many people that get all up in arms about something like this without being gay themselves.
User avatar #115 to #114 - YllekNayr (07/16/2014) [-]
You described varying levels of negativity. I never claimed a level. I said it wasn't negative at all. I get agitated at anyone that presumes a particular group to be inherently disappointing to their parents. Is that such an odd idea?
User avatar #116 to #115 - professorbob (07/16/2014) [-]
I may have described varying levels of negativity, but I really didn't mean anything by it. I was just trying to get a simple point across.

And no, it's not an odd idea. But you can't deny that most parents would feel that way. He was really just generalizing, I think, and he wasn't too far from the truth; from my experience, anyway.
User avatar #118 to #116 - YllekNayr (07/16/2014) [-]
I feel that many would. And that's a shame. But he cannot say all. We're not all stupid, prejudiced people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - professorbob (07/16/2014) [-]
Neither are they. They just want the best for them and their children and their children's children. Doesn't make them prejudiced or stupid, just different people with different hopes and different expectations.
User avatar #120 to #119 - YllekNayr (07/16/2014) [-]
Wanting the best for your child does not absolve you of prejudice.

Example: My daughter ain't marryin a black man. She's too good for them, and I want the best for her.
User avatar #121 to #120 - professorbob (07/16/2014) [-]
Still, just because you had hopes of your child becoming something different does not mean that you automatically have negative feelings for what they truly are.You are prejudiced if you resent them for what they are, which is completely different than simply hoping for them to be something else, see what I mean?
User avatar #126 to #121 - YllekNayr (07/16/2014) [-]
A lot ≠ all

That's really the crux of what I have against his statement.
User avatar #124 to #121 - YllekNayr (07/16/2014) [-]
I could be persuaded to take his original comment in a more positive way, were it not for how he ended it.

no one has a baby hoping they will turn out gay. Expect maybe gay parents who adopt a baby...

Yeah. "Everybody wants a straight baby. Nobody wants a gay baby. Except gay people. Maybe they want a gay baby." This sentiment is ignorance. Plenty don't care at all who their child decides to love. As far as wanting a grandchild, gay people can have kids through surrogates or adoption. As far as genetic connection goes, a grandchild of yours would only have 1/8th your genes anyways.



Edited for spelling.
User avatar #125 to #124 - professorbob (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I can see where he's coming from. Most straight couples where I live wouldn't even dream of wanting a gay baby, but the gay couples obviously wouldn't mind too much. You're right, most parents would be OK with having a gay baby across the board, but you can't deny that there are more gay parents than straight parents that would hope too have a gay baby. I think he just worded his comment badly; I wouldn't hold it against him for that.
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User avatar #96 to #95 - professorbob (07/15/2014) [-]
**** , my kinky gay son changed the word filters again.
#68 to #21 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
If you had kids (and weren't ****** in the head) you wouldn't.

Only reason to be dissapointed is the lack of grandchildren
#85 to #68 - oeaux (07/15/2014) [-]
You're really angry over an opinion on the internet. It's time for you to lie down man.
User avatar #30 to #11 - timmywankenobi (07/15/2014) [-]
Tumblr parents want special snowflake kids because they feel it will add to their own specialness, like special Borg or something.
User avatar #55 to #11 - fukkendragonite (07/15/2014) [-]
I agree. I would be a little disappointed at the decreased likelyhood of grandchildren, but only a tiny bit disappointed.

I'm definitely not selfish enough to let that bother me enough to get in the way of my kid's happiness and I would commend the bravery in their "coming out".
#9 - bakinboy (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #35 - shogg (07/15/2014) [-]
My entire family thinks I'm fabulous and sparkly.
I keep denying it but they still think it.
Little do they know I am actually fabulous and sparkly.
User avatar #40 to #35 - creativeintrovert (07/15/2014) [-]
This:
#39 to #35 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
haha what a faggot
#58 to #35 - aesis (07/15/2014) [-]
Sounds just like me.
#37 - berentzen (07/15/2014) [-]
Deathbulge are my favourite comics.
#42 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
I like it because it's anti SJW!
I like it because it's anti SJW!
User avatar #43 to #42 - darthblam (07/15/2014) [-]
What's SJW?
User avatar #46 to #43 - norkas (07/15/2014) [-]
social justice warrior
User avatar #24 - traveltech (07/15/2014) [-]
Turns out the son is actually transgender, and the dad's plan fails because he may be open-minded, but he learns he's not that open-minded
#47 - ThunderChunderFrom (07/15/2014) [-]
I love these comics.
User avatar #99 to #47 - machomustachio (07/15/2014) [-]
whats with their hair?
#64 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** mfw everyone in the world is actually fabulous and sparkly
User avatar #66 to #64 - imagnetsux (07/15/2014) [-]
well why isn't he wearing diamonds?
User avatar #70 to #66 - seferofe ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
So that way he can't be affected titanium blades, duh!
User avatar #72 to #70 - imagnetsux (07/15/2014) [-]
I was making a gay joke
#16 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** when I'm ok with it
User avatar #56 to #16 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
You become Anderson?
User avatar #105 to #16 - harbingerwolf (07/15/2014) [-]
Kinda relevant i guess seeing as it seems to be Biowares policy.

"GUIS GUIS, GUIS LUK WE HAV GHEY CHARACTERS, LOVE US"
#98 - giinthir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
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#94 - inivican (07/15/2014) [-]
Because boobs
#19 - lordraine (07/15/2014) [-]
/tumbler 15 years from now
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