I hate these kids. .. This used to happen almost every day at the grocery store I work at. It stopped happening after a janitor gave a kid a concussion for doing this.
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#7 - Zaxplab (05/03/2014) [-]
This **** used to happen almost every day at the grocery store I work at.


It stopped happening after a janitor gave a kid a concussion for doing this.

User avatar #94 to #7 - saltyfries (05/03/2014) [-]
I hope he didn't get fired because of that
User avatar #97 to #94 - Zaxplab (05/04/2014) [-]
The back-managers actually gave him a $50 gift card for it.

They hated that **** too, those kids would also do it with bags of flour, glass bottles, and those little barrel juices.
User avatar #98 to #97 - saltyfries (05/04/2014) [-]
if I was a Janitor and I had done that, I would've been fired, it's just my luck

sorry to be a debbie downer, but I've had a rough week lately at my own job, and it's put me in a funk I haven't felt in years... I'm really sad right now
User avatar #15 to #7 - walhor (05/03/2014) [-]
I dont get how stuff like that could become a trend.
User avatar #44 to #15 - nuclearkitteh (05/03/2014) [-]
That's probably because your brains cell take more than one digit to count.
User avatar #10 to #7 - europe (05/03/2014) [-]
Good.
#22 to #7 - gibroner (05/03/2014) [-]
good little faggot deserved it
good little faggot deserved it
User avatar #8 to #7 - tazze (05/03/2014) [-]
I like your janitor
#9 to #7 - thechosentroll (05/03/2014) [-]
Could have been worse. He could have stabbed the guy and beat the **** out of him with a wrench at the same time.
#26 to #9 - lordlolland ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
KNIFE WRENCH!!!
KNIFE WRENCH!!!
#34 to #26 - rainyeyes (05/03/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled image**

For kids!
User avatar #16 - ttritt (05/03/2014) [-]
Someone from my grade did this 2 years ago.

The cops came in his class and arrested him for it.
User avatar #37 to #16 - oily (05/03/2014) [-]
"Sir, you are under arrest for wasting a perfectly fine gallon of chocolate milk"
Is it actually against the law to do this? I assume he had to pay for what he ruined.
User avatar #75 to #37 - wimwam (05/03/2014) [-]
I think they also have a case for vandalism
User avatar #65 to #37 - ttritt (05/03/2014) [-]
He smashed the milk, and the store wanted him to pay, but he just walked out.

It was also recorded and put online, so there was obvious evidence.
User avatar #61 to #37 - kilotech (05/03/2014) [-]
fraud, they can claim it was already there and they fell
User avatar #80 to #61 - shadownigga (05/03/2014) [-]
It was recorded
User avatar #96 to #80 - kilotech (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah, but people do try it anyway and sometimes win not all those domes have cameras
#93 to #16 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
please tell me it was a typo and you meant to say "the cops came in his ass"

It's more exciting that way
#18 to #16 - hackenschlock (05/03/2014) [-]
this pleases me
#13 - mattdoggy (05/03/2014) [-]
>be working the milk out one saturday and go back to the freezer for a few more crates to put out   
>i come back to see a few kids with jugs of milks in their hands and stickers on their hats   
>ohgodpleasedon'tdoit   
>gashunk   
>the kid throws them down like it was his business and proceeds to slowly descend to the floor   
>he however was aided on by gravity and a slippery floor   
>the thud he made against the side of the dairy case was enough to make me look away   
>i turn back to see this kid has the front of his tongue too far away from the rest of it   
>my first thought is "we should have superglue on sale on isle 9"   
>the kid looks up wailing like a banshee that had been sodomized without warning    
>he sees me and bails knocking over an isle display of pickles    
>the grocery manager told me to move that display earlier because some kid was going to knock it down   
>areyouawizard.oldjpg   
>on his way out the kid dropped his Iphone   
>the grocery manager and the general manager got to call the kids parents on speakerphone and explain the situation    
>he had to come mop up under my supervision and pay for all the items he broke   
>i'll remember that kids eyes getting so wide when he saw me   
>gif related
>be working the milk out one saturday and go back to the freezer for a few more crates to put out
>i come back to see a few kids with jugs of milks in their hands and stickers on their hats
>ohgodpleasedon'tdoit
>gashunk
>the kid throws them down like it was his business and proceeds to slowly descend to the floor
>he however was aided on by gravity and a slippery floor
>the thud he made against the side of the dairy case was enough to make me look away
>i turn back to see this kid has the front of his tongue too far away from the rest of it
>my first thought is "we should have superglue on sale on isle 9"
>the kid looks up wailing like a banshee that had been sodomized without warning
>he sees me and bails knocking over an isle display of pickles
>the grocery manager told me to move that display earlier because some kid was going to knock it down
>areyouawizard.oldjpg
>on his way out the kid dropped his Iphone
>the grocery manager and the general manager got to call the kids parents on speakerphone and explain the situation
>he had to come mop up under my supervision and pay for all the items he broke
>i'll remember that kids eyes getting so wide when he saw me
>gif related
#19 to #13 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't get the tongue part. read it like 3 times.
User avatar #21 to #19 - dandamanzx ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
He bit his tongue in half when he fell really hard I assume.
#14 to #13 - thegrimgenius (05/03/2014) [-]
That's rich.
That's rich.
#12 - clechyl (05/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #12 - iamtheballsack ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
hahahaha holy **** that's hilarious, sauce plz?

the second spray lmfao
User avatar #29 to #27 - stonetomcat (05/03/2014) [-]
Modern Family.
User avatar #28 to #27 - alfjnn (05/03/2014) [-]
Modern Families
User avatar #30 to #28 - iamtheballsack ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
thanks bro =)
User avatar #32 to #30 - alfjnn (05/03/2014) [-]
<3
#38 - supremetaco ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Jesus, if I saw someone do that, I'd probably stomp on their face
**** those guys
#31 - samxdaxman (05/03/2014) [-]
Waterboard him with chocolate milk.
Waterboard him with chocolate milk.
#49 - jormungandr (05/03/2014) [-]
I've only ever found one of these videos funny, and it's the one where the dude absolutely smashes his face into the tiles.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=maI7W9RBBoI
User avatar #53 to #49 - tiles (05/03/2014) [-]
I can confirm for funny

I am tiles
#59 to #49 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
Even if he didn't smash milk gallons on the ground, I'd still be happy if he broke his jaw.
User avatar #20 - buriedstpatrick (05/03/2014) [-]
This is a thing?
People find this funny?

I am getting old.
User avatar #33 to #20 - amata (05/03/2014) [-]
Douchey little children with no respect for others find this funny. Trust me, you aren't getting old.
User avatar #35 to #33 - buriedstpatrick (05/03/2014) [-]
Thank god. 22 and I swear all the ironic *********** that kids find funny these days
make me feel 42.
You don't look a day older yourself.
User avatar #47 to #36 - Greevon (05/03/2014) [-]
lol, "gallon smashing" sounds like some amateur punk band
User avatar #99 to #47 - buriedstpatrick (05/04/2014) [-]
Cover band for Smashing Pumpkins?
#2 - mudkipfucker (05/03/2014) [-]
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#72 - oxYKellark (05/03/2014) [-]
I feel like kids that do this kind of thing are getting all their life advice from Facebook posts.
#76 to #72 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
but on meth it is
User avatar #24 - lordlolland ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Worked in shop.
Only shop on island apart from the ship chandler and the glorified shed where tourists buy ice-cream.
Kids/teens never misbehaved for fear of being banned from shop.
#55 - carbondioxide (05/03/2014) [-]
I happen to have this.
I happen to have this.
User avatar #41 - demandsgayversion (05/03/2014) [-]
That's the most ignorant "prank" ever. How many cows die for a single gallon of milk, and these ************* are wasting the life giving juice.
User avatar #50 to #41 - nyangiraffe (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't think the people below have been here long enough to have seen that post before. They don't understand the reference.
User avatar #54 to #50 - narcissism (05/03/2014) [-]
should have posted the picture though.
User avatar #46 to #41 - weldbot (05/03/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure cows dont die after giving milk. Or should I say, after we force them to let us steal their milk everyday. But still, theyll be ok.
User avatar #91 to #46 - loomiss ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
He is just ******* with you guys.
Seriously how can you not tell
User avatar #45 to #41 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (05/03/2014) [-]
...Die?
User avatar #78 to #41 - allamericandude (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't think you're milking the cows properly if they die.
User avatar #92 to #78 - varrlegrimscythe (05/03/2014) [-]
On the other hand you get to say that the cow was killed by nipple tweaking.
#71 - UnoSkullmanx (05/03/2014) [-]
The butthurt down here is reaching critical mass
#42 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
Employees FW
Employees FW
#43 to #42 - chokinandtokin (05/03/2014) [-]
his actual FW
#67 to #43 - zorach (05/03/2014) [-]
**zorach rolled image** his actual face
#74 to #67 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
What the **** is that?
#84 to #74 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**

The worst kind of pony fan art...

EDGEY PONY FAN ART.
User avatar #56 - abstractpink (05/03/2014) [-]
puffyclouds
User avatar #95 to #56 - puffyclouds (05/04/2014) [-]
i take that gif as a personal insult
User avatar #88 - varrlegrimscythe (05/03/2014) [-]
Some one did this at the local meat market I work at (we have a small dairy section). The ******* was chased down by five meat cutters, dragged back, forced to clean up the mess, and pay for the two gallons of milk he spilled. He was also banned from entering the store again, we took a mug shot of him and everything.
User avatar #77 - perform (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't get what's happening. Someone care to explain?
User avatar #89 to #77 - deltoraquest (05/03/2014) [-]
dont mind anon and his words of truth, basically the kids get two giant jugs of milk (the 4 liters I believe), they find a shopper just walking around, they smash the milk jugs and pretend they slipped over. If I remember correctly there was an obscure conterversy where one kid decided to make a profit off of the prank by asking for sympathy money from the strangers.
#79 to #77 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #66 - lincolnpenis (05/03/2014) [-]
Good, they're little ******* ***** who deserve a brick to the face.
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