I giggled a bit. .. hiding my erections ? why . the girls should see what they are missing
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#8 - include (02/16/2014) [-]
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#53 - CurlySuee (02/17/2014) [-]
Reminds me of the 4chan story of the boner hiding technique using a tampon in his ass and tying the string around his dick. Damn that site got some stories.
Reminds me of the 4chan story of the boner hiding technique using a tampon in his ass and tying the string around his dick. Damn that site got some stories.
User avatar #75 to #53 - playercz (02/17/2014) [-]
did it work ?
#81 to #75 - CurlySuee (02/17/2014) [-]
If i recall it did it well,until the girl saw it and freaked out
If i recall it did it well,until the girl saw it and freaked out
User avatar #82 to #81 - playercz (02/17/2014) [-]
ohhh
User avatar #83 to #82 - ohhh (02/17/2014) [-]
y don't u gimme da pussi baws?
User avatar #84 to #83 - playercz (02/17/2014) [-]
i knew you would show up
User avatar #3 - solidderking (02/16/2014) [-]
hiding my erections ? why . the girls should see what they are missing
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User avatar #12 to #3 - fuckthepopo (02/17/2014) [-]
You don't need to hide your erection for a girl to not see what they're missing
#40 to #3 - twotwelve (02/17/2014) [-]
You mean they would see what you're missing
You mean they would see what you're missing
User avatar #77 to #40 - solidderking (02/17/2014) [-]
yeah, they are missing a dick because the are female i didnt thought that this will sound sexual when i posted this
User avatar #13 to #3 - nought (02/17/2014) [-]
but they won't see anything anyway
#14 - mattdoggy (02/17/2014) [-]
It's actually because they are trying to hide their penises.    
When men feel scared, intimidated, or highly looked upon he feels like everyone is staring at his penis and judging him on it.    
We subconsciously will try to hide it through different techniques.    
Stalin directly puts his hands over his wang to give a ready demeanor   
Roosevelt goes with the classic leg twist with a hand cover in a semi casual lean   
Churchill is covering himself with his hat and is holding it down almost like he's going to sink into his chair and his hat will fly away   
If you are ever in a situation like this, put your hands in your pockets with your thumbs sticking out to make them understand you're comfortable with yourself and they will give you some respect. If you want to take control of the situation put your thumbs in your pockets with your hands sticking out to almost say "check out my huge package" to intimidate other guys and impress ladies subconsciously.
It's actually because they are trying to hide their penises.
When men feel scared, intimidated, or highly looked upon he feels like everyone is staring at his penis and judging him on it.
We subconsciously will try to hide it through different techniques.
Stalin directly puts his hands over his wang to give a ready demeanor
Roosevelt goes with the classic leg twist with a hand cover in a semi casual lean
Churchill is covering himself with his hat and is holding it down almost like he's going to sink into his chair and his hat will fly away
If you are ever in a situation like this, put your hands in your pockets with your thumbs sticking out to make them understand you're comfortable with yourself and they will give you some respect. If you want to take control of the situation put your thumbs in your pockets with your hands sticking out to almost say "check out my huge package" to intimidate other guys and impress ladies subconsciously.
User avatar #33 to #14 - nought (02/17/2014) [-]
an interesting idea, but we can't accept it as true unless it's verifiable through experiments, which I'd imagine would be quite hard like with all "subconscious" theories
User avatar #38 to #33 - mattdoggy (02/17/2014) [-]
these are well known principles documented and mapped out not only in human behavioral studies but as well as primates such as great apes.
The covering behavior is common for people in all facets of insecurity.
If someone is fibbing they will try to cover their mouth subconsciously
If someone is avoiding the truth they will avoid direct eye contact without intending to
If someone is hearing bad news they unknowingly will put their hands near their ears to try and avoid hearing it
Little tics, tricks, and tips about the human reaction in their body language have been carefully mapped out and you can read up on it from a lot of different sources.
User avatar #39 to #38 - nought (02/17/2014) [-]
I dunno, sounds a bit freudian to me
User avatar #45 to #39 - mattdoggy (02/17/2014) [-]
it kind of is but it really does work
If you really read it you can learn to use almost jedi mind tricks on people
For example,
>people will often point their foot at the person they're most interested in
>pupils dilating means that the person is interested in you
>if you look at something and they look too they are probably interested in you
>if you laugh at something and they laugh with you they're probably interested in you
>someone who is crossing their arms are less receptive to your ideas
>crossed legs usually means someone is not fond of you
>when someone smiles without the corners of their eyes slightly closing the smile is fake
>if you have a slight accent and someone else adopts it that means they value your opinion
User avatar #63 to #45 - lawyerdude (02/17/2014) [-]
Where can I read more about this? I'm truly interested.
User avatar #79 to #63 - mattdoggy (02/17/2014) [-]
I used to just google it and read through tons of websites that used to say junk like "want to learn how to pick up women, read this"
Eventually i got tired of reading that same stuff over and over again and i just found a book off ebay and amazon
User avatar #73 to #45 - danniegurl (02/17/2014) [-]
I was really pissed when my mom's fiance threw out my body language book because he thought no one was reading it.
#15 to #14 - trainalf (02/17/2014) [-]
A very interesting idea...where'd you hear it?
User avatar #20 to #15 - mattdoggy (02/17/2014) [-]
I use to study psychology, became a hypnotists assistant, and read a book or two on body language.
#67 to #20 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
Please stop letting everybody in on my secret techniques.
User avatar #32 to #20 - jacksipian (02/17/2014) [-]
how does it subconsciously impress them?
User avatar #35 to #32 - mattdoggy (02/17/2014) [-]
women without thinking will check out your junk all the time, just how guys check out girls physique without a thought.
By posing yourself in a more aggressive alpha stance you convey yourself as a stronger more able male who can better provide for her and satisfy her needs
User avatar #37 to #35 - jacksipian (02/17/2014) [-]
badass, does that work when sitting, or just when walking around or something?
User avatar #41 to #37 - mattdoggy (02/17/2014) [-]
it works best when standing to really show off your self
The most classic example would be the John Wayne pose
#16 to #14 - lolfire (02/17/2014) [-]
I remember reading something very similar in a body language book a few months back.   
   
Quite a good read.
I remember reading something very similar in a body language book a few months back.

Quite a good read.
User avatar #48 to #16 - klokwork (02/17/2014) [-]
wha...what...what the hell! how'd you get that color for your name???
User avatar #49 to #48 - lolfire (02/17/2014) [-]
mod
User avatar #50 to #49 - klokwork (02/17/2014) [-]
that's sexy
#51 to #50 - lolfire (02/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #71 to #50 - danniegurl (02/17/2014) [-]
you should be a mod.
orange klokwork.
User avatar #80 to #71 - klokwork (02/17/2014) [-]
i would, but im not a high enough level yet
User avatar #18 to #16 - Davidowns (02/17/2014) [-]
You are a very chatty mod.
#19 to #18 - lolfire (02/17/2014) [-]
Why yes, yes I am.
Why yes, yes I am.
User avatar #31 - xsnowshark (02/17/2014) [-]
Where will you be when Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) strikes?
User avatar #69 - mrgoodlove (02/17/2014) [-]
I tried these, but it was too hard
#2 - kingsombra (02/16/2014) [-]
Don't forget the after-class math-boner hiding technique where you hold your bag in front of you
Don't forget the after-class math-boner hiding technique where you hold your bag in front of you
#64 - armenia (02/17/2014) [-]
I would say that Stalin is showing off
I would say that Stalin is showing off
#1 - vitunhenkka (02/16/2014) [-]
i use jeans to cover my erections
#7 - fapperdefap (02/16/2014) [-]
What's that in your pocket?
#11 to #7 - xermudco (02/16/2014) [-]
Do you want to find out?
User avatar #29 - ubercookieboy (02/17/2014) [-]
1. Be an old man.

2. Cross your legs. Be an old man.

3. Be an old man.
#42 to #29 - thelowbrass (02/17/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #44 to #42 - ubercookieboy (02/17/2014) [-]
(erectile dysfunction)
#46 to #44 - thelowbrass (02/17/2014) [-]
ah
#55 - lnsomniac (02/17/2014) [-]
guy on left looks like ron swanson
User avatar #56 to #55 - popcornisland (02/17/2014) [-]
"guy on the left"
#58 to #56 - lnsomniac (02/17/2014) [-]
I figured I should probably know who that is, can't say that I do though.
#59 to #58 - popcornisland (02/17/2014) [-]
Joseph Stalin m8   
 Google him too tired to give a history lesson
Joseph Stalin m8
Google him too tired to give a history lesson
#60 to #59 - lnsomniac (02/17/2014) [-]
yeah okay haha I know who he is, not seen enough pictures of him to put the name to the face
User avatar #61 to #60 - popcornisland (02/17/2014) [-]
gg no re
#72 to #58 - repulsiveronald (02/17/2014) [-]
what are you, stupid?
User avatar #70 - sweetjessierose (02/17/2014) [-]
Now, I don't exactly have the equipment to test this, but I thought the 'done thing' was to tuck it into your waistband?
User avatar #76 to #70 - voxseppo ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
I do that all the time. It is the best technique.
#68 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
Oddajcie wschodnie kresy skurwiele
User avatar #66 - jshyu (02/17/2014) [-]
I guess you could say that Roosevelt crippled the competition
im sorry, i'll stop
User avatar #54 - hatemefunnyjunk (02/17/2014) [-]
**hatemefunnyjunk rolled a random comment #25 posted by assclownz at LoZ ** :
Who wrote these lies about me?
Hail hitlah..
User avatar #52 - danmanjonesnz (02/17/2014) [-]
just need hitler there to round it off. What a bunch of cunts.
User avatar #62 to #52 - tombombadil (02/17/2014) [-]
Hitler wasn't a fan of any of them. He would never have met with them, and he never did.

#historym8
#22 - ordog (02/17/2014) [-]
I remember seeing a documentary about Churchill that explained that right after this reunion he sent a letter to I don't know who that said he felt completely inferior sitting next to Stalin and Roosevelt, especially because Britain was loosing its colonies and its power, and the U.S and the S.U was growing and turning into the main players of the second half of the XX century.
#23 to #22 - ordog (02/17/2014) [-]
You can actually notice his sadess in this picture.
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