I finger myself when I want. girls cant fart. searcher: whosville: You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible go masturbation
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I finger myself when I want

searcher:
whosville:
You finger yourself??? Disgusting.
Those fingers should be turning
pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the
this is going to be the text post that sends
me straight to hell isnt it
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User avatar #1 - Kannas (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm already going to hell, now I'm just trying to get a good seat.
User avatar #2 to #1 - somniumecstasi (11/15/2013) [-]
aren't we all
User avatar #15 to #1 - schmuxy (11/15/2013) [-]
Nice one! I'm gonna use it if you don't mind.
#27 to #1 - areialview (11/16/2013) [-]
We all have a ticket to there, it is just a matter of getting a better spot
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#34 to #1 - cagetheelophant has deleted their comment [-]
#5 to #1 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
I just upgraded to first class, you want to upgrade to my business class seat? More leg room.
User avatar #23 to #5 - shooptube (11/15/2013) [-]
Do you get a free in flight meal?
User avatar #3 - sonicthefast (11/15/2013) [-]
But the Christian's username is whorville...

Something's ***** here
#17 to #3 - itsmewaffle (11/15/2013) [-]
>implying modern christians are actually christians
#25 to #17 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm actually a virgin before marriage thank you very much.

implying it's by choice
User avatar #19 to #3 - jbgotswag (11/15/2013) [-]
its misspelled, it should be thorville.
i prefer to worship odin through
#16 to #3 - mjrose (11/15/2013) [-]
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#20 - sanguinesolitude (11/15/2013) [-]
that made me moist
that made me moist
#44 to #20 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
#28 to #20 - ronrod (11/16/2013) [-]
May the mods and admin have mercy on you
#9 - pacs (11/15/2013) [-]
had to chuckle
had to chuckle
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (11/15/2013) [-]
You know, people wouldn't HAVE to masturbate if other people put out more.
#4 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
#22 - kibbleking (11/15/2013) [-]
It's ironic one would be named 'whorville' whilst consciously saying someone's going to hell for masturbation.
It's ironic one would be named 'whorville' whilst consciously saying someone's going to hell for masturbation.
User avatar #42 to #22 - sonicthefast (11/16/2013) [-]
Nice try, I caught that first.

You're too slow.
User avatar #37 - fanfiction (11/16/2013) [-]
can we stop posting tumblr
it ruins fj
#32 - keybladewarrior (11/16/2013) [-]
her name is whorville and apparently Christians. Times have changed
her name is whorville and apparently Christians. Times have changed
#29 - kabuthefox (11/16/2013) [-]
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" ?
User avatar #10 - kievaughnb (11/15/2013) [-]
[obvious trolling]
User avatar #11 to #10 - kievaughnb (11/15/2013) [-]
[semi-clever observation]
User avatar #12 to #11 - kievaughnb (11/15/2013) [-]
[unnecessary expression of appreciation for the semi-clever observation]
User avatar #13 to #12 - kievaughnb (11/15/2013) [-]
[that one cuntstick that spouts some useless, oft repeated tumblrism]
User avatar #14 to #13 - jackmanagan (11/15/2013) [-]
[points out you cant do this thing by yourself]
[kind hearted statement to alleviate hard feels]
User avatar #21 to #14 - iamthepapercut (11/15/2013) [-]
[more obvious trolling]
#36 - zebraslap (11/16/2013) [-]
more fake tumblr posts?
#6 - nithorry (11/15/2013) [-]
yeah, thats my favourite part of the bible, when jesus goes on about how wrong and imoral masterbation is.....OH wait! Masterbation is never mentioned in the whole Bible. Looks like OP had been also fingering herslef rather than taking her own advice and flicking through the bible.
#43 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
I'll take going to hell, at least there will be some people with a sense of humor.
#40 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
Oh mai lodd yu kids shud be reedin the holay bahbul instehd o just whoooooorin round funnehjunk. Y'all gon go ta heel fo dat
#41 to #40 - TwiztidNinja (11/16/2013) [-]
Hear that guys?    
Shhhhh....   
Anon is trying to communicate with us.   
Proceed anon.
Hear that guys?
Shhhhh....
Anon is trying to communicate with us.
Proceed anon.
#38 - speckledwater (11/16/2013) [-]
SO DONE
#33 - neoexdeath (11/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you've been on here, /b/, Tumblr, or 9gag, your immortal soul is damned for all eternity. We've gotten more souls from the internet then Nazi Germany and the Mongol Horde put together!
User avatar #24 - DonPatchy ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
I think that was sarcasm. You can stop calling her a hypocrite now. you know, if you want
#8 - infinititties (11/15/2013) [-]
url: whorville
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