I'd read it.. . UNLIKELY i l A ROMANTIC lil EVEL She deiced as if no carve was watching, L Wu” E we. re L NW, an y W. and alas she fell hopelessly into his arms, the chloroform did the trick I'd read it UNLIKELY i l A ROMANTIC lil EVEL She deiced as if no carve was watching L Wu” E we re NW an y W and alas she fell hopelessly into his arms the chloroform did trick
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - hysteriaward
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(10/06/2013) [-]
and alas she fell hopelessly into his arms, the chloroform did the trick
User avatar #10 to #4 - elcreepo
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(10/06/2013) [-]
50 shades of grey amped up would have that.

If they can make bdsm erotica into a novel they should be able to make rape erotica into one just as easily.
#1 - ige
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(10/05/2013) [-]
"I've been looking for you for my whole life, Apple maps are crap."
User avatar #2 - indonesia
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(10/06/2013) [-]
"do you have enough time to hear about our savior Jesus Christ?"
User avatar #11 - elcreepo
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(10/06/2013) [-]
As he spread her legs, a fishy smell drifted into his nostrils from the wet, gaping hole. "You're not actually a virgin, are you." he said.

yo pussy stank
User avatar #17 to #11 - topheavymonkeyy
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(10/06/2013) [-]
I ******* love your name
User avatar #20 to #17 - elcreepo
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(10/06/2013) [-]
I ******* love yours more.
User avatar #21 to #20 - topheavymonkeyy
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(10/06/2013) [-]
It's not that good.
User avatar #23 to #21 - elcreepo
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(10/06/2013) [-]
I would have taken it, to be honest, if I was that creative.
#25 to #23 - topheavymonkeyy
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(10/06/2013) [-]
My profile pic was this before, before it got taken down. I was heavily upset that day
User avatar #27 to #25 - elcreepo
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(10/06/2013) [-]
Google "monkey that lifts" and replace?
User avatar #30 to #27 - topheavymonkeyy
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(10/06/2013) [-]
I picked the name because I'm a rough looking mountain man and because of my German accent I sound like a gorilla sometimes. Also, I weigh about 210lbs and can lift just above 2x that
User avatar #34 to #30 - elcreepo
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(10/06/2013) [-]
Top heavy to me also means big boobs.
User avatar #36 to #34 - topheavymonkeyy
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(10/06/2013) [-]
I'm not surprised, you're called elcreepo

AHUEHEUHEUHEUHE don't kill me please
User avatar #29 to #27 - topheavymonkeyy
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(10/06/2013) [-]
I did before, it came up with monkey lifts, a hand operated crank lift system
User avatar #31 to #11 - whiteniggers
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(10/06/2013) [-]
yeah i'm gonna need your profile picture man

like now
User avatar #32 to #31 - elcreepo
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(10/06/2013) [-]
Take it.

Sharing is caring man
User avatar #33 to #32 - whiteniggers
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(10/06/2013) [-]
thanks man but do you have a larger version of it?
User avatar #35 to #33 - elcreepo
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(10/06/2013) [-]
No, I've forgotten by now the thread I took it from
User avatar #37 to #35 - whiteniggers
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(10/06/2013) [-]
ah alright i'll try to find it elsewhere... thanks though man
#18 to #11 - tender
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(10/06/2013) [-]
She doesent have to be a whore for da pussy to stank, if that dumb bitch never washes her pussy its obviously gonna stink.
User avatar #19 to #18 - elcreepo
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(10/06/2013) [-]
"from the wet gaping hole"

I put that in there because I KNEW somebody was going to say it.
#22 to #19 - tender
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(10/06/2013) [-]
******* herself with massive dildos doesent mean shes not a virgin
User avatar #24 to #22 - elcreepo
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(10/06/2013) [-]
Have you ever seen one of those sappy romance novels older women read? They're usually set during the time before dildos.

Why are we arguing about this.
#26 to #24 - tender
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(10/06/2013) [-]
I have nothing better to do
#45 to #24 - cockineveryorifice
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(10/06/2013) [-]
She could have improvised, maybe stuffed a wine bottle down there.
#15 to #11 - furryflava
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#39 to #15 - jasohazard
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(10/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 - jamyboy
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(10/06/2013) [-]
Mock The Week Series 12 Episode 10 (OFFICIAL and HD) for anyone who wants to watch this episode
#44 - grandmabetty
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(10/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - dekbedovertrekset
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(10/06/2013) [-]
"... and for a slight moment their eyes met and they both felt a little warm inside, even though it was raining and freezing like hell. They began to run towards each other, and had the same warm feeling about being soulmates. And when they were nearly at touching range, it hit them..... The truck transporting steel pipes ******* killed both of them because it's ******* stupid to run towards each other on a ******* crossing."
User avatar #47 - johnthunda
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(10/06/2013) [-]
****** her in dey ass
#28 - benevolentpsycho
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(10/06/2013) [-]
All romance novels are nothing more than women finding a fake guy because "it's all about them".
All romance novels are nothing more than women finding a fake guy because "it's all about them".
#7 - Pacboy
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(10/06/2013) [-]
u wot m8?