I crei evrytiem. I would that pie so hard. No condom. So it took my sister three hours to make this apple pie. She cried when it came nut of the even.. sorry sis apple pie Pinkie Pie Applejack cry
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I crei evrytiem

I crei evrytiem. I would that pie so hard. No condom. So it took my sister three hours to make this apple pie. She cried when it came nut of the even.. sorry sis

I would **** that pie so hard. No condom

So it took my sister three hours to make
this apple pie. She cried when it came nut
of the even.
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User avatar #65 - xxnegociatorxx (03/20/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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9/10 would turn into poop
#13 - pikapimp (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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sorry sis
User avatar #109 - mrgoodlove (03/20/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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Thanks for helping me get to front page guys. I never really understood or appreciated how awesome it was to have so many people like something I posted, OC or not until recently and I'm grateful. Fj is family. Fj is love. Fj is life.
User avatar #72 - suddenk (03/20/2014) [-]
I don't blame her that pie looks nothing like an apple.
#103 - puzekatt (03/20/2014) [-]
**puzekatt rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Plot twist: the father was in coma ** mfw when my pie comes out of the oven
**puzekatt rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Plot twist: the father was in coma ** mfw when my pie comes out of the oven
User avatar #104 to #103 - puzekatt (03/20/2014) [-]
yup its burnt
User avatar #31 - flamingpie (03/19/2014) [-]
UN-even apple spacing, burnt leaves, no proper center piece...
2/10 would not eat

jk that pie is more beautiful than my girlfriend...
#114 to #31 - domefige (03/20/2014) [-]
Now just waiting for "pls stop thumbs my comment, my girlfriend is really upset"
User avatar #146 to #31 - oaaaa (03/20/2014) [-]
if u had a gf
User avatar #209 to #146 - flamingpie (03/20/2014) [-]
See comment 62 fgt.
User avatar #81 to #31 - kadish (03/20/2014) [-]
UN-even? bitch, that pie's apple spacing corresponds pretty ******* good to the fibonnachi sequence, sequence which flower petals tend to go. It's made perfectly so every taste is as tasteful as anyother. It's PERFECT.
User avatar #60 to #31 - chiopet (03/20/2014) [-]
>girlfriend
#62 to #60 - flamingpie (03/20/2014) [-]
Listen here you little **** , she's real.

Pic related, it's me and her
User avatar #64 to #62 - chiopet (03/20/2014) [-]
you lying **** that's me and my girlfriend
User avatar #66 to #64 - flamingpie (03/20/2014) [-]
Wait.... you know Svetlana foo...?
User avatar #68 to #66 - chiopet (03/20/2014) [-]
THAT CHEATING WHORE
User avatar #69 to #68 - flamingpie (03/20/2014) [-]
Who would have expected a mail order bride would be such a whore?
User avatar #67 to #66 - flamingpie (03/20/2014) [-]
Too*
#42 to #31 - anon (03/20/2014) [-]
Your girlfriend.

thanks for clearing that up
#30 - iRoflcopterU (03/19/2014) [-]
Lets turn that apple pie into a cream pie.
User avatar #37 to #30 - Mward (03/20/2014) [-]
I also like cool whip on my apple pies.
#108 - schmitty (03/20/2014) [-]
YFW your sister walks in on you.
#124 to #108 - xcoreyx (03/20/2014) [-]
One thing I never understood about this scene. The average pie tin is, what, 3 inches deep? So unless you have an embarrassingly small dick, wouldn't ******* a pie just result in repeatedly smashing the tip of your penis against the bottom of the tin? Sounds painful.
#126 to #124 - doctorstein (03/20/2014) [-]
**doctorstein rolled a random image posted in comment #360 at The FJ community is precious to me ** He might point it in an upward angle, so as to make insertion in the pie and not mash the tip of your dick against tin.

Also, SFW she sees you.
User avatar #128 to #124 - schmitty (03/20/2014) [-]
What he could be doing, given that the head and the ridge that starts/ends the head is a lit more sensitive than the rest of a penis, is just going in and out with the head over and over again, rather than going balls deep. or, as the person below me said, he could be going at an upward angle, given that most pie tins are about 12 inches in diameter, I would imagine there is ample room for him to do this.
#141 to #128 - donalbaine (03/20/2014) [-]
MFW I realize how in depth a conversation we're having about the intricacies involved with 			*******		 a pastry.    
   
Also, that's an amazing pie. OP's sister should be damn proud of that.
MFW I realize how in depth a conversation we're having about the intricacies involved with ******* a pastry.

Also, that's an amazing pie. OP's sister should be damn proud of that.
#142 to #141 - schmitty (03/20/2014) [-]
MFW I see a pie I like. Pastry fornication is a very serious business my friend.
MFW I see a pie I like. Pastry fornication is a very serious business my friend.
User avatar #143 to #142 - donalbaine (03/20/2014) [-]
Hey, I never said i *wouldn't* **** it, I just kinda figured pie-defiling (de-pie-ling?) was a well established procedure at this point.
User avatar #147 to #143 - schmitty (03/20/2014) [-]
I would agree, although sometimes its easy to make a rookie mistake. Just last month I made some sausage rolls and thought "I could MY sausage in those rolls too". Went in hipster style (not a depieling method I recommend btw) and I was out of the game for a few weeks due to serious dick burns.
User avatar #148 to #147 - donalbaine (03/20/2014) [-]
Nomex jimmy hat, buddy, never leave home without it.
User avatar #152 to #128 - hopporto (03/20/2014) [-]
Just stop. You need to just stop.
User avatar #155 to #152 - schmitty (03/20/2014) [-]
In case you couldn't tell I did. Nearly an hour ago.
+1
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#119 to #111 - assassindash (03/20/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled a random image posted in comment #8153823 at Safe For Work Random Board **   
No....
**assassindash rolled a random image posted in comment #8153823 at Safe For Work Random Board **
No....
#71 - kanatana ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #191465 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY ** It looks good enough to eat.
#20 - theannoyingFJguy (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't know why she cried. It looked really good.
User avatar #59 to #20 - IbeTrollinFewl (03/20/2014) [-]
She put probably over an hours worth of work into it and it came out so beautiful, it is almost a shame to eat. Probably crying because she knows she has to eat it.
User avatar #151 to #20 - teratorn (03/20/2014) [-]
Because they will eat the pie which she put so much effort on.
#47 to #20 - anon (03/20/2014) [-]
did someone take one of those asdf movie things and make it into a drawn comic
#83 to #20 - kevinbieksa (03/20/2014) [-]
Just in case anybody wants the gif.
Just in case anybody wants the gif.
#166 to #83 - anon (03/20/2014) [-]
[electric guitar riffs internally]
#61 to #20 - breezykun (03/20/2014) [-]
**breezykun rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Cosplay ** shes crying BECAUSE its beautiful
User avatar #43 - PenguinsOfMars (03/20/2014) [-]
At first I was like its not that hard you can just copy and paste the crust petals, then I realized... Real life isn't the computer
#130 - snufullahfahgess (03/20/2014) [-]
the description
the description
#45 - include (03/20/2014) [-]
Give me 3.14 portions of it.
Give me 3.14 portions of it.
User avatar #115 to #45 - hackhazardly (03/20/2014) [-]
I'll take 1 1/2 radians of it.
User avatar #132 to #45 - pronphisherman (03/20/2014) [-]
This is wrong the circumference of a circle is 2Pi radians or Tau. It's a neat gif and all but mathematical correctness for ***** sake.
#144 to #132 - iamflowseidon (03/20/2014) [-]
The circumference of a circle is, in fact, two radians. A radian is equal to the radius of the circle. The diameter is twice the radius. The diameter of this circle is 1. The circumference is pi.
Nice of you to throw big words around, but it's not wrong.
User avatar #154 to #144 - pronphisherman (03/20/2014) [-]
I think you mean 2*Pi radians. I was thinking angle in terms of radians but fair enough I see your point a circle of diameter 1 would in fact have a circumference of Pi. Also how am I using big words?
User avatar #50 to #45 - newsuperyoshi (03/20/2014) [-]
I'd rather have Epsilon portion of it. Both are Greek letters
User avatar #58 - holywarstpd (03/20/2014) [-]
And a day later, it was poop.
#78 - metaldubstepotato (03/20/2014) [-]
Dat description. Cought me offguard so i creid and i am now going to bed. Goodnight FJ, I love you all!
User avatar #107 to #78 - mrgoodlove (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm not sorry
User avatar #34 - nimba (03/20/2014) [-]
and an hour later it was rotting in the filthy ******* of your stomach, covered in acid and that hot dog you had at lunch
#32 - captainhobnob (03/19/2014) [-]
It's ******* burnt around the ******* edges you ******* horse cock!
User avatar #48 to #32 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
No it's not, it's just darker, but not burnt.
User avatar #36 to #32 - pickaxe ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I like it when it's like that.
User avatar #73 to #36 - captainhobnob (03/20/2014) [-]
Me too. Nothing worse than when it's soggy.
User avatar #95 to #73 - vampyrate (03/20/2014) [-]
I suck at making pies. They always come out soft in the center and I don't know what I am doing wrong. Cakes, I can do masterfully. Cookies, perfect. Pie? ******* **** and I have no idea why.
#110 to #95 - niggletjones (03/20/2014) [-]
Lower the temperature and have it in for longer to make it less burnt and more even.
User avatar #117 to #110 - vampyrate (03/20/2014) [-]
Thanks for the tip, love! I will try that!
#172 to #117 - niggletjones (03/20/2014) [-]
No worries.
#94 to #73 - DrPeppir (03/20/2014) [-]
Moist foods master race.
Moist foods master race.
#157 - thelastelephant ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Apple pie becomes rose pie. Can't explain that.
#158 to #157 - dafiltafish (03/20/2014) [-]
Apples are in the Rosaceae family, just as the rose is.
#159 to #158 - thelastelephant ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I actually didn't know that was a thing.
#131 - xxxgnipsxxx (03/20/2014) [-]
But does it blend?
#120 - warioteam (03/20/2014) [-]
she cried because those wernet apples
#202 - acemcgunner (03/20/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Nicolas Cage spotted ** mfw
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