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I can't be the only one

I can't be the only one. All credits to SATW comics. Good thing hatch is ever. You Europeans tumbled the internet with it. harm are cranston every ing that game

All credits to SATW comics

Good thing hatch is ever.
You Europeans tumbled the internet with it.
harm are cranston every ing
that games on in the US.
Every gear.
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#286 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
#213 - luncheonlad (05/14/2014) [-]
How Poland didn't win I'll never know
How Poland didn't win I'll never know
User avatar #226 to #213 - nattsvermer (05/14/2014) [-]
Luscious tits and suggestive butter churning simply wasn't enough to make up for the choir of howling banshees.
#228 to #226 - luncheonlad (05/14/2014) [-]
And Flatley my dear, I don't river dance.
#323 to #213 - softdoritocat (05/15/2014) [-]
Actually, they almost did. Pic related, they had 1st place in televoting but judges were prics.
User avatar #330 to #323 - qotsa (05/15/2014) [-]
I don't think they were pricks, they just judged the music, not the tits. And the song really wasn't good.
#331 to #330 - softdoritocat (05/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree that the song wasn't good, but tbh Eurovision is not really about talented singers anymore, it's the whole performance that counts. And the difference is like what, 140 points? That's a lot, I just find it weird that the difference is so massive.
User avatar #333 to #331 - qotsa (05/15/2014) [-]
Yeah but still, the jury is there to judge the music. And imo polands performance wasn't good, even with the tits. Maybe they made it even worse.
#338 to #333 - softdoritocat (05/15/2014) [-]
You're missing my point. I don't have a problem with jury disliking the song, I just don't think it's fair to give an artist 0 points when she gets 1st place in sms voting. i.e. like UK and did

If you look at this ranking I posted no other country had such a big difference in votes. You didn't like it, fair enough, but loads of people did and I think Cleo did pretty good job and deserved at least top 10.
User avatar #339 to #338 - qotsa (05/15/2014) [-]
I don't think we're looking at the same picture, because here it says that austria got first place in televoting.

But i agree with you, jury voting shouldn't count 50%, but i think they do it because without the jury, it really wouldn't be about the music anymore.
#341 to #339 - softdoritocat (05/15/2014) [-]
Well, in televoting Poland got 5th place, in jury's voting 27th. And yeah, Austria got 1st in both votings.
#246 to #213 - Toshiro (05/15/2014) [-]
This is my people... and we send a churner.... well I suppose at least we know she can work the shaft.
User avatar #289 to #246 - medewu ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Damn, son they teach that method to all Polish women?
User avatar #113 - Darianvincent ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
Epic sax guy 10 hours The only thing good to ever come out of eurovision.
User avatar #137 to #113 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
or the 2007 ukraine song Verka Serduchka - Dancing Lasha Tumbai (Ukraine) 2007 Eurovision Song Contest
#193 to #137 - icametocomment (05/14/2014) [-]
That ****

I remember that ****
User avatar #208 - smellmyfaceforswag (05/14/2014) [-]
Surprise... People complaining about America... Again...
User avatar #212 to #208 - ttallonn (05/14/2014) [-]
There's a lot to complain about, it takes a while to list everything
#216 to #212 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
If some kid in Europe gets his candy stolen, blame America!
If some Russian guy's car tire pops, blame America!
Can't get a girlfriend? Blame America!
User avatar #217 to #212 - smellmyfaceforswag (05/14/2014) [-]
Mmmmm... Like when Americans wrote the Declaration of Independence and wrote all of the complaints to Great Britain?
#234 to #217 - kanedam ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
its not like it was an american idea...   
 sorry, just had to...
its not like it was an american idea...
sorry, just had to...
User avatar #236 to #234 - smellmyfaceforswag (05/14/2014) [-]
You are special now. Example that it's been done before: Religion You're not sorry at all.
#239 to #236 - kanedam ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
i'm special? yay!
you want an example? like "religious freedom"? or do you mean "religious freedom is an example that it was done before"?
i somehow am sorry... i really tried to hold back, but sometimes i just cant
User avatar #405 to #239 - smellmyfaceforswag (05/16/2014) [-]
Please reread.
User avatar #230 to #223 - smellmyfaceforswag (05/14/2014) [-]
Don't worry about it. It just, you know, gave independence from a whole country along with religious freedom and beat them at a war for it... No biggie.
User avatar #231 to #230 - thebestpieever (05/14/2014) [-]
... What are you banging on about?
User avatar #237 to #231 - smellmyfaceforswag (05/14/2014) [-]
dun wurry bout it man. just ignore this.
User avatar #224 - Lintutu (05/14/2014) [-]
It's not our fault European media has a boner for us
#282 to #224 - jimmytwoshoes (05/15/2014) [-]
i loved her
i loved her
User avatar #283 to #282 - jimmytwoshoes (05/15/2014) [-]
**** .... wrong post
#238 to #224 - zomaru (05/14/2014) [-]
US and Russia make Everything the EU does seem smart.
User avatar #319 - derius (05/15/2014) [-]
If it makes anyone feel any better: I'm from an European country and I don't give two fat blue ***** about that annual crap fest called Eurovision.
#61 - animania (05/14/2014) [-]
not your fault you follow everything we do.
not your fault you follow everything we do.
#127 to #61 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
not much of a choice there. all europeans speak english and since america is much richer than other english speaking countries, every single thing on the internet and media is funding american ****
#89 to #61 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
Nope, it's the fault of the US ultra rich that buy all western media stations and brain wash all of us. Even you.
#332 to #61 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
Americans put everything that they do online, there's not really much anyone can do to avoid it.

You think any of us give a **** who won what ****** election or what some retarded American politician said or what the weather's like in Minnesota?

It gets really irritating.
#36 - Gewdaism (05/14/2014) [-]
<Obama's response
<Obama's response
User avatar #265 - leightonsolomon (05/15/2014) [-]
Well this is an american website owned and created by an american that you are browsing using an American operating system on a computer likely made in america thats browsing the internet, which was invented in america. You're probably going to see some american things.
#273 to #265 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
pretty sure the INTERNET was not invented in america...
User avatar #274 to #273 - leightonsolomon (05/15/2014) [-]
Well,
"The origins of the Internet date back to research commissioned by the United States government in the 1960s"
Plus, the first transmission between an Inter-Network, or Internet, was sent between two US universities.
You're right that from there it was largely cooperation between the US, the UK, and France.
User avatar #276 to #274 - vgmddg ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
You're mostly right. The first incarnation of the internet (Or at least the first Wide Area Network) was originally called the ARPAnet, named after the government agency that helped start the project and fund it, called the Advanced Research Projects Agency. This network was originally built to connect the mainframe computers of various colleges and universities so they could communicate and run programs on machines in other buildings. It was during the development of ARPAnet that packet switching was first developed individually by Paul Baran and Donald Davies, in contrast to circuit switching that telephone lines use. It was also the origin of e-mail messaging and protocols such as Telnet, FTP, and even TCP/IP.
The mainframes were connected to machines called Interface Message Processors, which were dedicated to routing data to and from the mainframes and other IMPs.
Later on, other networks were created around ARPAnet and were connected into ARPAnet, and by the end of 1989 ARPAnet was decommissioned, as it was not able to compete with the speed advances of other networks that were being created.
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See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARPANET for info about ARPAnet, and if you have time look for the book "Where Wizards Stay up Late: The Origin of the Internet". It's a great read and tells you all about ARPAnet's conception.
User avatar #278 to #276 - spyisspy (05/15/2014) [-]
DARPANET*

oh look, a heart attack...
User avatar #287 to #278 - vgmddg ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARPANET
Arpanet. When the Arpanet was first being created, the government organization was called ARPA. It was only later that ARPA was changed to DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency).
User avatar #288 to #287 - spyisspy (05/15/2014) [-]
---> The Joke




---> You
User avatar #294 to #288 - leonhardt (05/15/2014) [-]
--->The joke --->Me not laughing
User avatar #403 to #294 - spyisspy (05/15/2014) [-]
-----> Metal Gear








----->Interrogations




---->Hour long cutscene




--->"Brother?"


---> you
User avatar #404 to #403 - leonhardt (05/15/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #280 to #277 - leightonsolomon (05/15/2014) [-]
Are you laughing at the fact that I said Internetwork instead of DARPANET? because that was my only error, everything else is factually sound.
User avatar #314 to #265 - thebaseballexpert (05/15/2014) [-]
depending on what part you're refering to, my computer could be built in either China, USA, Taiwan, or Japan
User avatar #281 to #265 - feelythefeel (05/15/2014) [-]
>implying non-Chinese made anything exists any more

What is this, the twenties?
User avatar #284 to #281 - leightonsolomon (05/15/2014) [-]
By made in I mean designed. Like HP, Dell, Windows, Chromebooks, Macs, IBM, Alienware, etc.
User avatar #291 to #265 - flixoe (05/15/2014) [-]
But... Admin...
User avatar #350 to #265 - mads (05/15/2014) [-]
Using a device made in china, on the world wide web invented by a team of British people. Using servers across the world.
#297 to #265 - teoyuppie (05/15/2014) [-]
USA National Anthem - Star-Spangled Banner - BEST Instrumental - Marines Damn right you're gonna see things American!
#310 - twoderrick ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
It's because of the shear number of internet users in America.
If the USA has 40% more users on the internet than the EU, expect to see 40% more stuff from the USA.
(As common sense would dictate)
User avatar #316 to #310 - certifiedidiot (05/15/2014) [-]
Well that and a ******* of content is produced there, although their political stuff is just painful to watch.
User avatar #317 to #316 - twoderrick ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
I as an ameri-fat agree that it is more than painful to watch. I end up voting for the person I see less ads on TV about.
Just kidding, I don't vote.
#320 to #317 - certifiedidiot (05/15/2014) [-]
It's just bothersome really, you guys had so much potential.   
   
Sadly with the way it is at the moment, I doubt it'll be fixed in our life time without great sacrifice.
It's just bothersome really, you guys had so much potential.

Sadly with the way it is at the moment, I doubt it'll be fixed in our life time without great sacrifice.
User avatar #329 to #320 - latinotornado (05/15/2014) [-]
What? Someone who isn't American that's not humping Obamas cock? I love you
User avatar #340 to #329 - certifiedidiot (05/15/2014) [-]
He's a "Meh" president, only thing attributed to him is he was black, other wise I think he's one of the more forgettable presidents.

I still think one of the main problems in their politics is that it's a two party system where one is right and the other is extreme right, not to mention that politics seems to have become a game.

Not to mention, most of the presidential candidates seems to be **** , which is kinda frightening, you're supposed to have the best of the best there and you're looking at a steaming pile of **** .

Both parties are at fault largely, but an other offender seems to be the supreme court for allowing money into politics in such a way.

I was rather saddened when I found out how follow Obama's promise to close Guantanamo was, although to my understanding, he did want it closed, but congress or senate didn't.
User avatar #321 to #320 - twoderrick ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Sad isn't it?
User avatar #376 to #310 - testaburger (05/15/2014) [-]
*sheer
User avatar #29 - yunoknow (05/14/2014) [-]
where's the last panel where the US says "You're welcome" with a smile on his face?
User avatar #154 to #15 - nuclearnacho (05/14/2014) [-]
We will recover
User avatar #18 to #15 - iamnuff (05/14/2014) [-]
what the **** is the 23rd month?

learn to write dates properly.
#153 to #18 - mattandstuff (05/14/2014) [-]
its second november you uncultured swine
its second november you uncultured swine
User avatar #159 to #153 - iamnuff (05/14/2014) [-]
is that like Smarch?
#189 to #18 - rappergiggle (05/14/2014) [-]
August 23, 2011 (Month day, year)
8/23/2011 (month/day/year)

I don't understand why non-americans refuse to be enlightened.
User avatar #173 to #18 - danster (05/14/2014) [-]
>Implying there's a correct way
#178 to #173 - iamnuff (05/14/2014) [-]
The english way, obviously.
User avatar #180 to #178 - danster (05/14/2014) [-]
Look pal, invading most of the Earth doesn't make everything you say true.
#181 to #180 - iamnuff (05/14/2014) [-]
I know, it's pretty sad.

America was a part of England once, but then they got "independence" and now they can't even spell basic words or write out dates properly.

Is this what what feels like when your kids move out of the house, then next time you go visit them at their new flat, they have no money, no job, no furniture, cup-noodles all over the floor and a bong on the table?

America, I am so disapoint.
User avatar #182 to #181 - danster (05/14/2014) [-]
This...
This is bait.
#306 to #182 - thewulfman (05/15/2014) [-]
It is bait but he has a positive level, so we all know what to do.
It is bait but he has a positive level, so we all know what to do.
#391 to #306 - iamnuff (05/15/2014) [-]
you know you love me really.
you know you love me really.
#187 to #182 - iamnuff (05/14/2014) [-]
it should be pretty clear from my very first post that i was just having a lark.

did you not notice my absurd penny farthing bicycle picture?
User avatar #192 to #187 - danster (05/14/2014) [-]
Yes, I did.
User avatar #384 to #181 - thasuperpimp (05/15/2014) [-]
I thought it was funny
User avatar #30 to #18 - xorioz (05/14/2014) [-]
^ This guy is american

That date is in Gregorian, day-month-year sequence, used by the vast majority of the world's countries.
while you Americans use Gregorian, month-day-year, used primarily in the United States.
Of curse that pic has an eagle and the american flag in it so a bit misleading.
But by no standard is that date wrong.

Personally I think that using a smaller bigger biggest method makes most sense, just like counting.
day < month < year.
User avatar #32 to #30 - yonyon (05/14/2014) [-]
I kinda think he made a joke.
Nice of you though.
User avatar #37 to #30 - iamnuff (05/14/2014) [-]
wait, who are you saying is american, Eman or me?

you referred to both D/M/Y and M/D/Y as "gregorian"

The picture with the flag and the eagle is in american format (month/day/year) which was the entire point of my joke.

unless there's a mythical 23rd month that i havn't heard about?
User avatar #71 to #37 - xorioz (05/14/2014) [-]
damnit. I gone goofed up didn't I

and yes D/M/Y M/D/Y and also Y/M/D are all Gregorian.
User avatar #299 to #18 - catdogdora (05/15/2014) [-]
Different countries do things differently? whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
User avatar #326 to #299 - iamnuff (05/15/2014) [-]
I know, crazy right?
User avatar #247 to #18 - lnyanchl (05/15/2014) [-]
Learn that other people use different dates. Is it that hard, or are you still stuck in your house?
User avatar #327 to #247 - iamnuff (05/15/2014) [-]
WHERES THE DOOR? HELP, I'M STUCK
User avatar #401 to #327 - lnyanchl (05/15/2014) [-]
Goddamn it Nuff, you have to enter the padlock code in American date form, THAT'S why.
User avatar #190 to #18 - mynameisgeorge (05/14/2014) [-]
12 months
28-31 days
infinite years

Shortest number to longest

Do you write hourly time like 55:6 because minutes are shorter than hours?
User avatar #334 to #190 - thediablo (05/15/2014) [-]
No, they arrange minutes then hours because minutes are shorter than hours, the same way days are shorter than months

you just contradicted yourself, pilgrim
User avatar #395 to #334 - mynameisgeorge (05/15/2014) [-]
Minutes then hours would be 55:6 because there have been 55 minutes and 6 hours.

How is that contradictory?
User avatar #198 to #190 - iamnuff (05/14/2014) [-]
say it's five twenty six.

in reasonable land, that would be 5:26, largest, middle, smallest, exactly like date, but in reverse order.

using the america date system for time would leave you with 5:62 for give twenty six, because the smallest unit of time is going in the middle for no logical reason.
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#252 to #18 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
Its really not all that illogical.
Months: 1-12
Days: 1-31
Years 1-100,000,000,000+
Its simply arranged from smallest potential to largest potential.
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User avatar #257 - Ruspanic (05/15/2014) [-]
I do think most Americans underestimate how much influence the US has on the rest of the world. When I was studying in China, my host brother (he was 14 at the time) listened to American pop music, wore American brands (or fake versions of American brands), ate American fast food, and watched American movies. In Spain, some kids thought internet memes (back when "me gusta" and similar memes were big) originated in Spain. But on the other hand, most of us Americans probably couldn't name a Chinese pop song or Indian celebrity.

Probably the only country that comes close to our level of global cultural influence is the UK.
#309 to #257 - Willmooo (05/15/2014) [-]
Not bad for a little island where it always rains
#285 - tyrathius ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
And we Americans have to listen to you complain about it.   
   
Every day.   
All year.   
Every year.
And we Americans have to listen to you complain about it.

Every day.
All year.
Every year.
User avatar #325 to #285 - sexyhimself (05/15/2014) [-]
this is the first I've ever seen any one ever complain about this subject matter
User avatar #170 - lorddarkskull (05/14/2014) [-]
>European media obsessively reports on american affairs
>somehow the fault of the people being reported on
Just keep on being a polandball ripoff with one joke reused each comic satw
#172 to #170 - nyeeeh (05/14/2014) [-]
Polandball originated in September 2009
satw's first comic was in July 2009
User avatar #174 to #172 - lorddarkskull (05/14/2014) [-]
Well that's just blatantly wrong
User avatar #179 to #177 - lorddarkskull (05/14/2014) [-]
A site made by 12 year olds with an accuracy that makes wikipedia look credible is your source? According to it, Polandball started because of the drawball incident, but polandball has existed on krautchan since late 2008.
#197 to #179 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
but wikipedia is credible
#199 to #179 - nyeeeh (05/14/2014) [-]
alright, where's your CREDIBLE proof of this? So far everything I've said has been a vague and generic response of "UR WRONG"
#176 to #174 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
gr8 b8 m8
#185 to #170 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
i like satw because they look better than crappy balls drawn on ms paint
plus, i like how satw doesn't focus on making everyone say **** like "nyet nyet nyet" and actually has jokes
some polandball comics are good, but good lord, there are a lot of ****** ones.
User avatar #293 - leonhardt (05/15/2014) [-]
Maybe if Europe actually did something interesting for once then they could have a bit of the limelight, too.
User avatar #347 to #293 - freepotatoe (05/15/2014) [-]
we did enough interesting stuff before America was even a coutry
User avatar #359 to #347 - PVTDickStryker (05/15/2014) [-]
And despite our short age, all that stuff is eating our dust.
User avatar #393 to #347 - leonhardt (05/15/2014) [-]
>Before 1776
>News

Capital lol
User avatar #396 to #393 - freepotatoe (05/15/2014) [-]
America never had knights and such so yea.. european history ftw
User avatar #397 to #396 - leonhardt (05/15/2014) [-]
Europe never had Cowboys.
Gg no re
User avatar #409 to #397 - freepotatoe (05/16/2014) [-]
we had other cool stuff, stop being so mean
User avatar #349 to #293 - mads (05/15/2014) [-]
You mean like legalising gay marriage?
#9 - samoaspider ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
Don't reply to comment #8 below, click &quot;Hide&quot;  then flag him as spammer and click on his profile where you'll find the &quot;Block this user&quot; button.
Don't reply to comment #8 below, click "Hide" then flag him as spammer and click on his profile where you'll find the "Block this user" button.
User avatar #52 to #9 - finblob (05/14/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #26 to #13 - samoaspider ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
good job feeding the trolls.
#162 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
It's not Americas fault nothing interesting happens in Europe.
User avatar #275 - improbable ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Actually we love america, we do everything we can to catch all the american crap.
Hell, in norway there is even a copy of the "are you smarter than a fifth grader" TV show...
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