I can show you the world. . l am currently balding Gnu: a stick that has a wild bird an it. ND: sure how. and am pretty sure it will rae.; Er happah again.. This happened to a friend of mine. They have the same expression
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User avatar #6 - fanciful (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure this happens when the bird is dying. It happened to me once with a crow.
#20 to #6 - swiggityswoner (10/08/2013) [-]
That's symbolic as hell.
#33 to #20 - fanciful (10/08/2013) [-]
I brought it home on a stick and fed it seeds by dumping them directly into its mouth. Same thing with water. Most of the seeds fell out, but enough went in. A day passed and then it vanished from my yard. I never found a body, so I assume it either flew off to die elsewhere, or lived.

It was cool because I was walking my dog at the time so I was all nature lad druid dude for the walk home.

The moral of the story is that the inside of a crows mouth looks really weird.
#38 to #33 - swiggityswoner (10/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, the feeding it/water might've not gone over so well; a birds windpipe is sometimes under the tongue (not sure about crows), if you're not careful you can kill them easily trying to feed them. For future reference just in case.

Me and my mom found an injured fledgling once when I was younger, had it for a while before setting it back out again once it was better.
#55 to #38 - jazzytheferret (10/09/2013) [-]
Yea, forcing food/water on a bird can be risky; the best bet is to put it just inside of the beak, if it falls you can repeat. My best advice would be to find/contact your nearest Wildlife rehabilitation or animal care center in any situation.
User avatar #32 to #6 - makothechamp (10/08/2013) [-]
Yep you know just read that as, "happened to me once with a cow"
User avatar #29 to #6 - heartlessrobot (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's a ****** wicked omen.
Crows are considered birds of death. You held death as it died. Maybe you'll unlock the secret to immortality or something.
#5 - rellergert (10/08/2013) [-]
This happened to a friend of mine.
They have the same expression
User avatar #59 to #5 - garymotherfinoak (10/09/2013) [-]
Are you bl00dblitz?
User avatar #90 to #59 - rellergert (10/15/2013) [-]
Nope!
User avatar #92 to #91 - rellergert (10/15/2013) [-]
Sorry, yo.
User avatar #73 to #59 - captainrattrap (10/09/2013) [-]
Haha they looked similar to me too.
User avatar #60 to #59 - garymotherfinoak (10/09/2013) [-]
is he i mean
User avatar #24 to #5 - flowerpotofdeath (10/08/2013) [-]
...
am I the only one seeing the eyes of the moon from Majoras Mask in the window?
#27 to #24 - Relinies ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
#30 to #24 - anon (10/08/2013) [-]
HOLY ****
#43 to #24 - yisumad ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
NOPE.
NOPE.
#71 to #24 - bandal (10/09/2013) [-]
idk why this picture is a gif
idk why this picture is a gif
#40 - lordmoldywart ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
"U wot m8"
User avatar #57 to #40 - lordmoldevort **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
So.. We finally meet.
#41 to #40 - lordmoldywart ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
"I'll bash ye fukin head in i swer on me mum"
User avatar #82 to #41 - moldypubes (10/09/2013) [-]
Get off the loo ye cheeky cunt
User avatar #7 - belikea (10/08/2013) [-]
The light bulb...
"I am currently balding Gnu"
#21 - sniffythebird ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Ain't got time for your 			****		, Dean..
Ain't got time for your **** , Dean..
#44 - pokemonstheshiz (10/09/2013) [-]
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#34 - emberstar (10/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #74 - mastersaturday (10/09/2013) [-]
One time there was a bee in our house. It was at our window, trying to get through. I could have killed it, but today I took pity. So I grabbed a stick and put a drop of honey on the end. Once the bee was on the stick, it stayed there and didn't move because of the honey. So I picked it up. Normally I hate bees. But that day, I was the bee man. No one could stop me. I felt true power.
#77 to #74 - egosumproxi (10/09/2013) [-]
A currawong flew into to a window during lunch at my high school once, and stunned itself pretty well. I went and picked it up so the ants wouldn't get it while it was knocked out, and to keep it away from this little psychopath who was a couple of grades lower than me who wanted to kill it. After about five minutes it got enough of its senses back to sit up and it grabbed onto my left index finger. I was walking around with it pretty firmly attached to my hand for the rest of lunch and was about 20 minutes late for my next class.

<It was one of these. They're called Pied Currawongs. Wikipedia describes them a crow-like bird averaging 48cm long.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pied_Currawong
#70 - clownsplosion (10/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - icameheretotroll (10/08/2013) [-]
bitch ******* please
a bird thought my hair was a bird nest and followed me to my house
#26 to #3 - Alchemyst ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Bitch please
User avatar #8 to #3 - QuakinDuck (10/08/2013) [-]
that's a sign that you need to wash
User avatar #10 to #8 - icameheretotroll (10/08/2013) [-]
Or maybe that you just have an afro
#11 to #10 - QuakinDuck (10/08/2013) [-]
Which needs to be washed
Which needs to be washed
#12 to #11 - icameheretotroll (10/08/2013) [-]
There are some afros that look like bushes/nests naturally without being horribly dirty or in need of a wash
User avatar #13 to #12 - QuakinDuck (10/08/2013) [-]
you clearly did come here to troll
User avatar #14 to #13 - icameheretotroll (10/08/2013) [-]
Which is not an arguement whatsoever
User avatar #15 to #14 - QuakinDuck (10/08/2013) [-]
WHEN DID THIS BECOME AN ARGUMENT
I DIDNT EVEN HAVE MY CAPS READY
User avatar #16 to #15 - icameheretotroll (10/08/2013) [-]
I DONT KNOW, I ALWAYS TEND TO GET INTO AN ARGUEMENT
User avatar #17 to #16 - QuakinDuck (10/08/2013) [-]
MAYBE YOUR USERNAME CONTRIBUTES TO THAT
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#47 - perdition (10/09/2013) [-]
He's doing it all wrong though.
He's doing it all wrong though.
#36 - rololo **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [-]
This one time I almost picked a bird up since it wasn't moving at all and hadn't moved for a long time. After finally moving and seeing what was underneath, I realized this bird was just really constipated.

eugh
#39 to #36 - ilikepatatas (10/09/2013) [-]
HEH
User avatar #35 - IAmManbearpig (10/08/2013) [-]
I was once at a lakeside camp, and there was something splashing about in the water. my sister and I want out to save it and it turned out to be a bird that fell in or something and couldn't fly because it was too wet. We brought it inside, warmed it up and dried it off before letting it go.
He was really chill and didn't even **** on us or fly around inside the camp. much better house guest than some people I've met.
#75 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
Why is This Pigeon on my Porch?
User avatar #66 - thedarkpaladin (10/09/2013) [-]
>disney princess
>parents
you can only pick one
User avatar #67 to #66 - superbrowntoastxxx (10/09/2013) [-]
thats what i was going to say .
why is there only one?
User avatar #68 to #67 - thedarkpaladin (10/09/2013) [-]
disney likes making us cry, or maybe its a secret plan to keep us close to our parent? who knows
#54 - wildfireryo (10/09/2013) [-]
Does that include owls?
#65 to #54 - include (10/09/2013) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
User avatar #25 - schinderwolf (10/08/2013) [-]
jory caron?
User avatar #1 - chimpanal (10/08/2013) [-]
this has happened before, at least 4 times.
#4 - travrob (10/08/2013) [-]
**travrob rolled a random image posted in comment #124 at The Gaben giveth... ** The bird is most likely close to death
User avatar #52 - bbbegley (10/09/2013) [-]
"I am currently balding Gnu". Wot.
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