I Still Would've Eaten It.. Then I'd eat her out, her brains out, get cleaned up and tell her to keep putting eggs in her pussy for me to eat. Weird Food Fetish Hard Boiled Egg
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I Still Would've Eaten It.

I Still Would've Eaten It.. Then I'd eat her out, her brains out, get cleaned up and tell her to keep putting eggs in her pussy for me to eat. Weird Food Fetish

Then I'd eat her out, **** her brains out, get cleaned up and tell her to keep putting eggs in her pussy for me to eat. Weird Food Fetish I guess.

masturbation question! Please helm?
m you guys listen to what I have to say. I am really cinfused m so a while ago, I
was masturbating with an egg and I was just about to orgasm when all of a sudden
my vag just like... smoked it up. it was like a dayuum. net just a regular dayuum. my
tag is a dosen. anyway, I was so seared and spent the rest of the night trying to
queef out that egg but it would eema out.
so the ether day I was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out! it fell Into my
underwear. I was too afraid to take it out and people probably thought iwas growing a
penis or samething.... so I did take it out of my underwear until I got heme and the
effing egg was HARDBOILED! my vagina is a dayuum AND a pot of boiling water. it
hardboiled an egg! i' m net dene.... so i put it in the fridge because i didnt know what
else to do... and peuple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwhich!
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#6 - sabashii ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
HFW daughter tells him
HFW daughter tells him
#2 - swbite (07/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - bigblacknegro (07/14/2014) [-]
and i guess op's the kind of guy who posts these weird comments below videos on pornhub.
#1 - ihearcolors (07/12/2014) [-]
What the literal 			****		. I guess it is technically possible for an egg to be hard boiled if it stayed in the human body for a long enough time but still WTF.
What the literal **** . I guess it is technically possible for an egg to be hard boiled if it stayed in the human body for a long enough time but still WTF.
User avatar #5 to #1 - alcantara (07/13/2014) [-]
I don't so much doubt the hard-boiled aspect, as the notion that anyone would think putting such an article in a communal fridge was a good idea... I mean **** , that is some weird ass decision making... then again I guess she did wank with an egg..
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