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I Hate Everyone

Don't know if repost. I found it, and wanted to share it.
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was a crime, sue me.

So, Battletoads seems like a fun game. Just got it.

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20 Most infuriating Things Computer
illiterate People Say When You
Are Just Trying To Help Them
1. From my mother; IT' S NOT TURNING ON NOW
BECAUSE YOU DOWNLOADED WHATEVER THAT
FIREFOX THING IS.
2. "Where' s all my stuff?"
After reloading her and having;
L Explained at length how EVERYTHING
WOULD BE GONE.
I. offered hem data transfer.
a. Read her the wipe/ reload paperwork our
LOUD.
4. Had her sign the papers that said,
EVERYTHING WILL BE GONE."
5. Told her that her computer would only
have the things on it that it had when it was
brand new.
3. "Ever since you fixed that paper Wrn my computer
has been running slower"
4. on I need to put some files on my thumb drive.
Me; , remember how we did that last time?
Dad: No.
Me: , what Files?
Dad: Pictures.
Met OK, open your pictures folder, highlight the
ones you want and press .
Me; Are you doing that?
Dad: No. I' m in control panel.
Me: Who told you to go to control panel?
Dad: I thought it might help.
My boss calls everything from our website to our
printers "database". We do in fact have a
document database which we use so everytime
there she has an issue I have no idea what sh
talking about. "l can' t connect to the databoy
Can' t Print. "The database crashed, were we
hacked" = Computer unplugged.
People at my company that refer to everything as
The Server."
Is the server down?" = My screen resolution set
to 800x600
Is the server up?" = I have somehow erased my
hard drive
Could you put it on the server?" = Why isn' t the
file magically appearing on my desktop
7. ''l was working on this word document for I hours
and I closed it, it asked me to save and I said no.
Get it back"
Blaming an error on you, when it happens months
later, and is completely unrelated to any work you
did. Especially if its a hardware failure when you
fixed software problems. Just imagine that with
any other technical industry. Have a friend who is
an electrician come to your house for free, install
an outlet, for free, and next year a lightbulb in the
other side of your house burns out, so you call him
up and sayi s probably his fault, and guilt him
into replacing it.
9. As a kid, my mom would play this online card
game. Iwould play little cartoon games, like
whinnie the pooh, and junk like that. Anyway, one
day I come home and all my games are deleted, I
was mortified. I asked my mom what happened
and she told me, "they were making the computer
run slower." about 2 or 3 years later I realized that
she would download and reinstall her stupid card
game every single time she wanted to play it.
10. Reaching over my shoulder and pressing the
power button, while I was mid way through a
re edit and saying... "do you think rebooting
it will help."
11. The other day, I was informed that I needed to
make sure that the server was up, and it was to be
a priority because the customer did not have an
operating system.
12. Doang tech support at an ISP, person said "My
computer won' t turn on, your internet is broken" I
asked them to check the back of the computer to
see if the plug was in, they replied ''I can' t see the
back of the computer, its dark in here" I said "Well
turn on the light then." Reply “Well... the power is
13. Mom: Some of my keys on the keyboard are
sticking. Can you ask your boyfriend to reprogram
it for me?
Me: No. Mom, that' s not how that works. That
sounds like a hardware problem.
Mom: You' re not the computer engineer!
14. My mother. Thecomputer crashed one day
presumably due to all the stress). She
completely wiped the hard drive then decided
to buy a new computer because she likes new
things. Next day:
Mom: ''I can' t find any of my files on my new
computer."
Me: "Well, you didn' t do a data transfer."
Mom: "But I put the old one in the new
compute It' s sitting right there on the
bottom!"
At this point, she opens the case and shows me
the old drive just chillin' on the bottom panel.
After I explain how that doesn' t do anything,
this happens:
Mom: ''well, I' got some copper wire in the
office somewhere. You can attach the new one
to the old one."
Morn: "YES IT WILL VOU' RE JUST LAZY."
15. Where are your files?
In Word
Okay but where are they?
m WORD!
But in what folder are they in, My Documents?
ND THE WEE IN WORD DAMMIT
16. rhat if you get the destination address slightly
wrong on an email, someone, like an electronic
postman i guess, will know what you mean.
My mum had been giving out her email, adding
or something like that"
17. Me: "Show me exactly how you caused the
problem to occur."
Them; "Why can' t you do it? Vou' re the
computer expert."
18. My dad called me a Twat because I opened a
new tab.
19. "I know you folks at Best Buy are always trying
to confuse people like me. I don' t want to hear
any bullcrap, just show me where the discs of
internet are"
Discs... Ma' am I don' t quite understand, do
you already have a provider? or..."
CUT THE BULLSH* T, just show me where I can
get a disc of internet'."
In the aisle next to car stereos ma' am."
20. "So here' s how you can prevent this front
happening in the future."
Don' t give me technical mumbo jumbo, just
fix it."
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#273 - Orc (06/15/2014) [+] (60 replies)
stickied by terriblytreble
**Orc rolled image** Since you listed everybody you hated in the title, I decided that I want to post an updated list of all the people I hate.

abstractpink, alecbaldwinning, apex, armsdealer, beccakingx, bonanthecarbarian, breastestvillainy, capslockrage, chazta, chimpaflimp, ************* , decimatorthebeat, dertroll, fecal, garaichu, gmarrox, guu, karaskakalac, llilium, metalcoldreaper, mrgoodlove, mvtjets, partyboomer, phanaict, privatepumpanickel, revengeforfreeze, shaanhead, shredmaster, someoneforamoment, spatulaman, thebrownbomber, therichie, thethirddoctor, thewulfman, tiles, timmywankenobi, tittycinnamon, twiztidninja, vlemich, wbrehmer, wwhhaaq, xxitzchubsxx, xxxcheeta

Inb4 red thumbs
Inb4 butthurt
Inb4 criticism
Inb4 I don't respond
inb4 I don't care
inb4 mvtjets posts as anonymous with a halfwit comment while simultaneously thumbing his comment up
inb4 not this **** again
inb4 stop rolling

Go **** yourselves. You've earned it.
#2 - pwines (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#9 - einharjar (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"I keep rebooting it but it's not working"
>continuously presses monitor power button
#8 - wertgf ONLINE (06/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
My parents call the internet google. The internet isn't working = google isn't working. Buy item x off the internet = Buy off google.

Also:
>Be me
>Parents buy first laptop
>brand new out of the box, store wanted to charge around £100 to run through setup.
>Downloading basic antivirus software with father
>Father tells me I gave him a virus
>He clicked on an advert that said 'Download', downloading like 6 toolbars
>MFW
#22 - faimbot (06/14/2014) [+] (32 replies)
Number 						*******					 10!!! NUMBER 						*******					 10!!!!!   
related   
>be me    
>10 years old   
>playing ps one, gta original, 						****					 is absolute awesome   
>not my game though, dickface cousin (age 12) brought it over,    
>Uncle comes through asks me how its going (cousin was eating dinner i was 						*******					 marathoning down my fish and chips, get back to some ps1 shizz)   
>Its amazing, this game is so good, i have never played such a fun game ever.   
>He says he got it for me(cousin has enough games, i only had maybe 2 at this point), but my cousin, the dickface wanted to play it first, before bringing it over, and neglected to tell me game was for me.   
>I am so overjoyed, been playing mission after mission, kill frenzies, remote control car bombs you 						******					 name it.   
>uncle tells cousin its time to go, he doesnt want to leave the game.   
>not gonna fly uncle tells him "Its his game, i got it for him, now lets go"   
>dick stain comes into my room, opens ps 1 disc tray, and takes game out   
> i 						******					 stop, controller drops from hand in shock, i didnt save, tv is 						******					 stuttering and making crazy noises as game disintegrates off the screen.   
>Shock leads to anger, which leads to hate, which leads me to beating your 						*******					 ass down with a ps one.   
> grab cousin, grab ps one console, smash his face off it, he can always goooo downtown.mp3   
>double palmed skull grab, just slamming his head on into side drawers until i pulled off.   
>blood everywhere, dickstain lost a tooth, my finger nails are raw from excessive scalp gripping.   
>disc is on the floor, grab that 						****					, hide it in my top secret location (a slit in the wall paper whoop whoop)   
>						******					 panic and anger spreads through household.   
>						*****					 not given, dickstain cousin cries like a bitch for 2 straight hours, i get harassed about returning game   
>never surrender.   
>MFW game was never returned, and cousin wet himself   
>MFW we never talk to that part of the family ever now.
Number ******* 10!!! NUMBER ******* 10!!!!!
related
>be me
>10 years old
>playing ps one, gta original, **** is absolute awesome
>not my game though, dickface cousin (age 12) brought it over,
>Uncle comes through asks me how its going (cousin was eating dinner i was ******* marathoning down my fish and chips, get back to some ps1 shizz)
>Its amazing, this game is so good, i have never played such a fun game ever.
>He says he got it for me(cousin has enough games, i only had maybe 2 at this point), but my cousin, the dickface wanted to play it first, before bringing it over, and neglected to tell me game was for me.
>I am so overjoyed, been playing mission after mission, kill frenzies, remote control car bombs you ****** name it.
>uncle tells cousin its time to go, he doesnt want to leave the game.
>not gonna fly uncle tells him "Its his game, i got it for him, now lets go"
>dick stain comes into my room, opens ps 1 disc tray, and takes game out
> i ****** stop, controller drops from hand in shock, i didnt save, tv is ****** stuttering and making crazy noises as game disintegrates off the screen.
>Shock leads to anger, which leads to hate, which leads me to beating your ******* ass down with a ps one.
> grab cousin, grab ps one console, smash his face off it, he can always goooo downtown.mp3
>double palmed skull grab, just slamming his head on into side drawers until i pulled off.
>blood everywhere, dickstain lost a tooth, my finger nails are raw from excessive scalp gripping.
>disc is on the floor, grab that **** , hide it in my top secret location (a slit in the wall paper whoop whoop)
> ****** panic and anger spreads through household.
> ***** not given, dickstain cousin cries like a bitch for 2 straight hours, i get harassed about returning game
>never surrender.
>MFW game was never returned, and cousin wet himself
>MFW we never talk to that part of the family ever now.
User avatar #14 - perform (06/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"Why are you opening that thing? Open the internet!"
"Mom, this is Chrome. It's an internet browser."
"No but I want Internet Explorer!"
"Mom, that is an internet browser too."
"NOOO IT'S NOT CAN'T YOU READ? IT'S INTERNET EXPLORER!"

On a relevant note, where do I bury her body?
User avatar #32 - ishallsmiteyou (06/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
storytime!
>only guy in family who knows anything about computers
>set up router I was told to (some piece of **** my uncle found in a junkyard)
>needless to say it burns out a week later
>everyone thinks it's my fault even though it was caused by the ****** overheating, even had scorch marks on it
>same uncle who found the last router shows up with a new one
>blames router failure on me playing games like Bad Company
>same time he shows I'm trying to get a new product key for said game, as I lost the booklet
>asks what I'm doing
>"Getting a new product key for my game"
>He calls me a liar when I say I bought the ******* game and even showed him the case
>sets new router up and doesn't bother to configure it before he leaves
>entire family blames me for not being able to get wireless signal
>whenever I try to configure it I get bitched at and told not to
>one day set it up anyways, get smacked for doing so
cont.
User avatar #36 to #32 - ishallsmiteyou (06/14/2014) [-]
>everyone in house gets wireless now
>set password to "cokezero" just so everyone will remember it
>everyone is enjoying wireless and I even get apologized to for aforementioned smack
>get called back a couple weeks later
>no one can use teh interwebs for some reason
>router has its own install disk for the configuration (it's not done through browser like you'd expect)
>notice all of the files necessary for configuration are missing
>ask why
>"it was a virus so I removed it"
>why the **** did you think that?
>"..."
>find disk and reinstall everything
>called back a week later
>family clicked every add they saw and clicked everything that said download
>pc is filled with more viruses than a Florida hooker
>tell everyone I need to wipe the disc and reinstall windows, make sure they understand everything will be gone
>"just fix it"
>deal with everything
>"WHY IS EVERYTHING GONE?!?!? YOU BROKE MY COMPUTER!"
>leave and never come back
#137 - rambomanthree (06/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I have a few tales
>get call from grandma something is wrong with her computer
>Go over to her house
>anon DID YOU DOWNLOAD A VULGAR WEBSITE, THE COMPUTER IS NOT RUNNING
>me: no grandma, the only time i used this computer is when I showed you how to message a person on facebook.
>23 pages internet open
> ******* mouse plugged into ethernet jack
>me: grandma, you have too many things running at once.. and your mouse is plugged into the ethernet jack
>grandma: ETHERNET JACK? you mean internet!! you dont know what you are talking about, ill just call my neighbor kim and have her fix it, she is a computer expert
>kim is this middle aged woman who took web design for a day in college and failed.. and literally once told her to try to download more RAM.
-------

Story 2:
>grandma first gets computer
>Its ******* 90 degrees in her house
>I leave the door open
>grandma: Close the door sweety, you're letting the internet out.
#134 - fjponythread (06/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Mom tells me to fix her notebook   
>Really don't want to but if I didn't do it, she would start using my notebook and I REALLY don't wanna do that   
>Check what's broken   
>Windows XP is totally smashed and full of malware and adware   
>Tell her that it's a lost cause   
>Back up her files   
>Format the drive and install Linux Mint on it since it's mostly idiotproof without a root password and a knowledge of the terminal commands   
>Allow SSH only locally and install VNC   
>Spend 3 hours trying to get Wifi drivers working  and setting up 						****					 like Slovak language packs and setting up M$ Office to work through WINE   
>Install AdBlock Edge on Firefox, Grive (Open Source alternative to the official Google Drive Linux client) and  Comodo Free Antivirus for Linux    
>Keeps complaining every single day about it FOR A WHOLE MONTH   
>One day she says that her notebook doesn't work   
>Take a look at it   
>GRUB2 shows up but Mint is not booting   
>Not even the recovery mode doesn't work   
>Boot from one of my recovery pack CDs    
>Look at the Linux partition   
>The whole Linux partition was completely wiped   
And I still don't know to this day how the 						****					 she managed to do that
>Mom tells me to fix her notebook
>Really don't want to but if I didn't do it, she would start using my notebook and I REALLY don't wanna do that
>Check what's broken
>Windows XP is totally smashed and full of malware and adware
>Tell her that it's a lost cause
>Back up her files
>Format the drive and install Linux Mint on it since it's mostly idiotproof without a root password and a knowledge of the terminal commands
>Allow SSH only locally and install VNC
>Spend 3 hours trying to get Wifi drivers working and setting up **** like Slovak language packs and setting up M$ Office to work through WINE
>Install AdBlock Edge on Firefox, Grive (Open Source alternative to the official Google Drive Linux client) and Comodo Free Antivirus for Linux
>Keeps complaining every single day about it FOR A WHOLE MONTH
>One day she says that her notebook doesn't work
>Take a look at it
>GRUB2 shows up but Mint is not booting
>Not even the recovery mode doesn't work
>Boot from one of my recovery pack CDs
>Look at the Linux partition
>The whole Linux partition was completely wiped
And I still don't know to this day how the **** she managed to do that
#95 - phlombus (06/14/2014) [+] (31 replies)
Have some more rage.
#18 - ihaveabigpenis (06/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
to every damn imbecile on the list
to every damn imbecile on the list
#12 - jokeface (06/14/2014) [-]
This comp aggravated my asthma.
#99 - DeathKnight (06/14/2014) [-]
GOD. ******* . DAMMIT.
#114 - megayoming (06/14/2014) [+] (16 replies)
mom busts into my room 3AM school day Wakes me up to fix all the computers Parents wanted to have all the computers hooked up So i just bought a 12PortLanserver and got the computers hooked up with Cat5wires   
   
Told them if a computer gets a viruse your going to have a badtime.jpeg  Would not let me Install Anti Malware Protection     
   
All 8 computers have Virus And it looked like the Cat wires got Cut with a pare of Scissors LanServer is smashed and Computers wont turn on Surge protectors Where not the ones i bought and they looked old and had Soda stains on them   
   
Mom let people in for a party and they 						******					 everything up i slept for 14 hours sick ass 						****					   
   
Get computers to turn on Nope.jpeg The harddrives Where Replaced With viruse 						****					 All hardware Gone Only thing still there was the power supply and Motherboard Nosound card or Graphics card   
   
9000 dollars worth of Computers 						******					   
   
Told her Im done Fixed up the computers Told her to shut up and to let me work 1500Dollars latter fixed 2 computers and Put Malware protection Put a lock and pad on the Cases Chained surge protector to ground Put Family Status as Guest and set Bios Admin and Start up passwords   
   
Mfw 18 year old Son Needed to protect family From them selves and they told me to undo the 						*******					 passwords and locks   
   
Do you even Know me the technophile Cry when i see a virus and stupid people Never forget 8/28/2010 Day i became a cold hearted man
mom busts into my room 3AM school day Wakes me up to fix all the computers Parents wanted to have all the computers hooked up So i just bought a 12PortLanserver and got the computers hooked up with Cat5wires

Told them if a computer gets a viruse your going to have a badtime.jpeg Would not let me Install Anti Malware Protection

All 8 computers have Virus And it looked like the Cat wires got Cut with a pare of Scissors LanServer is smashed and Computers wont turn on Surge protectors Where not the ones i bought and they looked old and had Soda stains on them

Mom let people in for a party and they ****** everything up i slept for 14 hours sick ass ****

Get computers to turn on Nope.jpeg The harddrives Where Replaced With viruse **** All hardware Gone Only thing still there was the power supply and Motherboard Nosound card or Graphics card

9000 dollars worth of Computers ******

Told her Im done Fixed up the computers Told her to shut up and to let me work 1500Dollars latter fixed 2 computers and Put Malware protection Put a lock and pad on the Cases Chained surge protector to ground Put Family Status as Guest and set Bios Admin and Start up passwords

Mfw 18 year old Son Needed to protect family From them selves and they told me to undo the ******* passwords and locks

Do you even Know me the technophile Cry when i see a virus and stupid people Never forget 8/28/2010 Day i became a cold hearted man
User avatar #83 - captchakid (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
So ******* glad my parents are both computer literate and taught me a majority of the things I know about electronics.

Yes my dad showed me incognito
#48 - biscuitsunited (06/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
After getting my G.C.S.E in electronics and Computer Science, my whole extended family considered me an expert. I know how these feel.   
It rhymes with "Very Cocking Angry"
After getting my G.C.S.E in electronics and Computer Science, my whole extended family considered me an expert. I know how these feel.
It rhymes with "Very Cocking Angry"
#1 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I need 100 disks of the internet

I will trade 12 bannanas

No more, no less, you take, i take, we happy, you happy.

Deal?
#46 - scopepp (06/14/2014) [-]
Nr. 10....
Nr. 10....
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