I Hate Everyone. Don't know if repost. I found it, and wanted to share it. I'm sorry, I didn't know it was a crime, sue me. So, Battletoads seems like a fun gam hnng it hurts so Good
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I Hate Everyone

 
I Hate Everyone. Don't know if repost. I found it, and wanted to share it. I'm sorry, I didn't know it was a crime, sue me. So, Battletoads seems like a fun gam

Don't know if repost. I found it, and wanted to share it.
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was a crime, sue me.

So, Battletoads seems like a fun game. Just got it.

Tags: hnng | it | hurts | so | Good
20 Most infuriating Things Computer
illiterate People Say When You
Are Just Trying To Help Them
1. From my mother; IT' S NOT TURNING ON NOW
BECAUSE YOU DOWNLOADED WHATEVER THAT
FIREFOX THING IS.
2. "Where' s all my stuff?"
After reloading her and having;
L Explained at length how EVERYTHING
WOULD BE GONE.
I. offered hem data transfer.
a. Read her the wipe/ reload paperwork our
LOUD.
4. Had her sign the papers that said,
EVERYTHING WILL BE GONE."
5. Told her that her computer would only
have the things on it that it had when it was
brand new.
3. "Ever since you fixed that paper Wrn my computer
has been running slower"
4. on I need to put some files on my thumb drive.
Me; , remember how we did that last time?
Dad: No.
Me: , what Files?
Dad: Pictures.
Met OK, open your pictures folder, highlight the
ones you want and press .
Me; Are you doing that?
Dad: No. I' m in control panel.
Me: Who told you to go to control panel?
Dad: I thought it might help.
My boss calls everything from our website to our
printers "database". We do in fact have a
document database which we use so everytime
there she has an issue I have no idea what sh
talking about. "l can' t connect to the databoy
Can' t Print. "The database crashed, were we
hacked" = Computer unplugged.
People at my company that refer to everything as
The Server."
Is the server down?" = My screen resolution set
to 800x600
Is the server up?" = I have somehow erased my
hard drive
Could you put it on the server?" = Why isn' t the
file magically appearing on my desktop
7. ''l was working on this word document for I hours
and I closed it, it asked me to save and I said no.
Get it back"
Blaming an error on you, when it happens months
later, and is completely unrelated to any work you
did. Especially if its a hardware failure when you
fixed software problems. Just imagine that with
any other technical industry. Have a friend who is
an electrician come to your house for free, install
an outlet, for free, and next year a lightbulb in the
other side of your house burns out, so you call him
up and sayi s probably his fault, and guilt him
into replacing it.
9. As a kid, my mom would play this online card
game. Iwould play little cartoon games, like
whinnie the pooh, and junk like that. Anyway, one
day I come home and all my games are deleted, I
was mortified. I asked my mom what happened
and she told me, "they were making the computer
run slower." about 2 or 3 years later I realized that
she would download and reinstall her stupid card
game every single time she wanted to play it.
10. Reaching over my shoulder and pressing the
power button, while I was mid way through a
re edit and saying... "do you think rebooting
it will help."
11. The other day, I was informed that I needed to
make sure that the server was up, and it was to be
a priority because the customer did not have an
operating system.
12. Doang tech support at an ISP, person said "My
computer won' t turn on, your internet is broken" I
asked them to check the back of the computer to
see if the plug was in, they replied ''I can' t see the
back of the computer, its dark in here" I said "Well
turn on the light then." Reply “Well... the power is
13. Mom: Some of my keys on the keyboard are
sticking. Can you ask your boyfriend to reprogram
it for me?
Me: No. Mom, that' s not how that works. That
sounds like a hardware problem.
Mom: You' re not the computer engineer!
14. My mother. Thecomputer crashed one day
presumably due to all the stress). She
completely wiped the hard drive then decided
to buy a new computer because she likes new
things. Next day:
Mom: ''I can' t find any of my files on my new
computer."
Me: "Well, you didn' t do a data transfer."
Mom: "But I put the old one in the new
compute It' s sitting right there on the
bottom!"
At this point, she opens the case and shows me
the old drive just chillin' on the bottom panel.
After I explain how that doesn' t do anything,
this happens:
Mom: ''well, I' got some copper wire in the
office somewhere. You can attach the new one
to the old one."
Morn: "YES IT WILL VOU' RE JUST LAZY."
15. Where are your files?
In Word
Okay but where are they?
m WORD!
But in what folder are they in, My Documents?
ND THE WEE IN WORD DAMMIT
16. rhat if you get the destination address slightly
wrong on an email, someone, like an electronic
postman i guess, will know what you mean.
My mum had been giving out her email, adding
or something like that"
17. Me: "Show me exactly how you caused the
problem to occur."
Them; "Why can' t you do it? Vou' re the
computer expert."
18. My dad called me a Twat because I opened a
new tab.
19. "I know you folks at Best Buy are always trying
to confuse people like me. I don' t want to hear
any bullcrap, just show me where the discs of
internet are"
Discs... Ma' am I don' t quite understand, do
you already have a provider? or..."
CUT THE BULLSH* T, just show me where I can
get a disc of internet'."
In the aisle next to car stereos ma' am."
20. "So here' s how you can prevent this front
happening in the future."
Don' t give me technical mumbo jumbo, just
fix it."
...
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#273 - Orc (06/15/2014) [+] (61 replies)
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**Orc rolled image** Since you listed everybody you hated in the title, I decided that I want to post an updated list of all the people I hate.

abstractpink, alecbaldwinning, apex, armsdealer, beccakingx, bonanthecarbarian, breastestvillainy, capslockrage, chazta, chimpaflimp, ************* , decimatorthebeat, dertroll, fecal, garaichu, gmarrox, guu, karaskakalac, llilium, metalcoldreaper, mrgoodlove, mvtjets, partyboomer, phanaict, privatepumpanickel, revengeforfreeze, shaanhead, shredmaster, someoneforamoment, spatulaman, thebrownbomber, therichie, thethirddoctor, thewulfman, tiles, timmywankenobi, tittycinnamon, twiztidninja, vlemich, wbrehmer, wwhhaaq, xxitzchubsxx, xxxcheeta

Inb4 red thumbs
Inb4 butthurt
Inb4 criticism
Inb4 I don't respond
inb4 I don't care
inb4 mvtjets posts as anonymous with a halfwit comment while simultaneously thumbing his comment up
inb4 not this **** again
inb4 stop rolling

Go **** yourselves. You've earned it.
#9 - einharjar ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
"I keep rebooting it but it's not working"
>continuously presses monitor power button
#159 to #9 - cobrien ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I actually had that happen to a classmate of mine who worked in IT. That would be the day I quit.
#8 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
My parents call the internet google. The internet isn't working = google isn't working. Buy item x off the internet = Buy off google.

Also:
>Be me
>Parents buy first laptop
>brand new out of the box, store wanted to charge around £100 to run through setup.
>Downloading basic antivirus software with father
>Father tells me I gave him a virus
>He clicked on an advert that said 'Download', downloading like 6 toolbars
>MFW
User avatar #282 to #8 - buttinspecter (06/15/2014) [-]
Then Google's plan to take over the internet is falling right into place.
User avatar #56 to #8 - nustix (06/14/2014) [-]
You're a laptop?
User avatar #69 to #8 - zomitlu ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
>Not installing adblock on their laptop
#135 to #69 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
That's a good idea!

Though I know a relative once screwed up Firefox by downloading a lot of plugins....
User avatar #209 to #135 - internetscaresme (06/15/2014) [-]
>Firefox
Seriously, Chrome is much better than most Browsers.
#225 to #209 - germed (06/15/2014) [-]
Firefox is a hundred times better than Chrome, you're just a botnet conformist casul
#259 to #225 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
Firefox is better currently, but only because it just got redesigned, and since Chrome has gone soo far down the ******* . Chrome used to be hands down the best though.
#424 to #225 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
#2 - pwines (06/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - perform (06/14/2014) [-]
"Why are you opening that thing? Open the internet!"
"Mom, this is Chrome. It's an internet browser."
"No but I want Internet Explorer!"
"Mom, that is an internet browser too."
"NOOO IT'S NOT CAN'T YOU READ? IT'S INTERNET EXPLORER!"

On a relevant note, where do I bury her body?
#220 to #14 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
Personally I don't really have this issue because my parents and immediate family are vaguely tech savvy or have savvy techies in house, but I'd assume you want to use a metaphor they can understand; most of the current parent generation or the last one will be all up in the television shizniz so use that. Tell them that the "internet" is accessed like channels on TV, and the browsers are like TVs then tell them that [insert favoured browser here] is superior to [insert Internet Explorer here] I'd write "bad browser here" but that's pretty much the same thing.. Using buzzwords related to something they hardly understand or care to understand is like a foreign language or some sort of colloquial slang for all they know. Of course some could just be too stubborn or unyielding.
User avatar #357 to #14 - butterduck (06/15/2014) [-]
Any swamp will do.
The mud will cover the body and wild-life will slowly pick at it.
User avatar #150 to #14 - strigt (06/15/2014) [-]
In your Internet Explorer history.
User avatar #92 to #14 - kevinator ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
got the same problem with an aunt, I renamed Chrome Internet Explorer Advance, never had a complaint
#137 - rambomanthree (06/15/2014) [-]
I have a few tales
>get call from grandma something is wrong with her computer
>Go over to her house
>anon DID YOU DOWNLOAD A VULGAR WEBSITE, THE COMPUTER IS NOT RUNNING
>me: no grandma, the only time i used this computer is when I showed you how to message a person on facebook.
>23 pages internet open
> ******* mouse plugged into ethernet jack
>me: grandma, you have too many things running at once.. and your mouse is plugged into the ethernet jack
>grandma: ETHERNET JACK? you mean internet!! you dont know what you are talking about, ill just call my neighbor kim and have her fix it, she is a computer expert
>kim is this middle aged woman who took web design for a day in college and failed.. and literally once told her to try to download more RAM.
-------

Story 2:
>grandma first gets computer
>Its ******* 90 degrees in her house
>I leave the door open
>grandma: Close the door sweety, you're letting the internet out.
#140 to #137 - zarallyn (06/15/2014) [-]
Mfw computer inept people telling me how to fix a problem
Mfw computer inept people telling me how to fix a problem
#143 to #140 - rambomanthree (06/15/2014) [-]
My grandma always gets mad like
>me: grandma click on the internet browser to open it
>her: whats a browser
>knows if i explain it she will get more confused
>here, just click on google chrome
>her:where is it
>look under the start menu
>her: start menu?
>me: takes mouse- here lemme just


MFW she is all "NO I WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO IT.. DONT DO IT FOR ME" and takes 20 minutes to find the internet browser while she gets mad at me for not helping her
User avatar #145 to #143 - zarallyn (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm so glad most of my family knows the bare basics of using a computer, I don't think I could handle that ****
#134 - fjponythread (06/15/2014) [-]
>Mom tells me to fix her notebook   
>Really don't want to but if I didn't do it, she would start using my notebook and I REALLY don't wanna do that   
>Check what's broken   
>Windows XP is totally smashed and full of malware and adware   
>Tell her that it's a lost cause   
>Back up her files   
>Format the drive and install Linux Mint on it since it's mostly idiotproof without a root password and a knowledge of the terminal commands   
>Allow SSH only locally and install VNC   
>Spend 3 hours trying to get Wifi drivers working  and setting up 			****		 like Slovak language packs and setting up M$ Office to work through WINE   
>Install AdBlock Edge on Firefox, Grive (Open Source alternative to the official Google Drive Linux client) and  Comodo Free Antivirus for Linux    
>Keeps complaining every single day about it FOR A WHOLE MONTH   
>One day she says that her notebook doesn't work   
>Take a look at it   
>GRUB2 shows up but Mint is not booting   
>Not even the recovery mode doesn't work   
>Boot from one of my recovery pack CDs    
>Look at the Linux partition   
>The whole Linux partition was completely wiped   
And I still don't know to this day how the 			****		 she managed to do that
>Mom tells me to fix her notebook
>Really don't want to but if I didn't do it, she would start using my notebook and I REALLY don't wanna do that
>Check what's broken
>Windows XP is totally smashed and full of malware and adware
>Tell her that it's a lost cause
>Back up her files
>Format the drive and install Linux Mint on it since it's mostly idiotproof without a root password and a knowledge of the terminal commands
>Allow SSH only locally and install VNC
>Spend 3 hours trying to get Wifi drivers working and setting up **** like Slovak language packs and setting up M$ Office to work through WINE
>Install AdBlock Edge on Firefox, Grive (Open Source alternative to the official Google Drive Linux client) and Comodo Free Antivirus for Linux
>Keeps complaining every single day about it FOR A WHOLE MONTH
>One day she says that her notebook doesn't work
>Take a look at it
>GRUB2 shows up but Mint is not booting
>Not even the recovery mode doesn't work
>Boot from one of my recovery pack CDs
>Look at the Linux partition
>The whole Linux partition was completely wiped
And I still don't know to this day how the **** she managed to do that
User avatar #283 to #134 - emptysuperman (06/15/2014) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
#95 - phlombus (06/14/2014) [-]
Have some more rage.
#208 to #95 - norkas (06/15/2014) [-]
why do people like this exist
#221 to #95 - Rvalldrgg (06/15/2014) [-]
Some comments here make me mad not the person commenting, but the people they're commenting about , but holy **** I RAGED when I read this one.
#110 to #95 - aslypancake (06/14/2014) [-]
Jesus H. Christ, this made me so mad that my own piss turned to pure liquid malevolence.
User avatar #153 to #110 - DJstar (06/15/2014) [-]
true cringe material...
#305 to #95 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
I thought, in the part of the world where people speak with latin letters the privacy and the private property is regarded.
#125 to #95 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
These whores need to be burned at the stake
#235 to #95 - imalamp (06/15/2014) [-]
rage is building
#106 to #95 - bendeman ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
RECTUM WOULD BE VIOLATED
#154 to #95 - ohmeghon (06/15/2014) [-]
That would be the night bitches die.   
   
I didnt ask for this anger
That would be the night bitches die.

I didnt ask for this anger
#193 to #154 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
lol is that attack on titan? it sure looks like it, yeah there is eren and some other guy trying to kill him.... is this a lost episode that i havent't seen, becaus i know i watchd all the ovas and extras tooooo....?????
#203 to #193 - ohmeghon (06/15/2014) [-]
the **** are you trying to accomplish
User avatar #200 to #193 - harrywarden (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah yeah bait or something.
#207 to #95 - munchyman (06/15/2014) [-]
The magnitude of this explosion still does not measure to the anger i feel having read this.
The magnitude of this explosion still does not measure to the anger i feel having read this.
#109 to #95 - dachief (06/14/2014) [-]
Jarate that cunt.
#100 to #95 - katothepotato (06/14/2014) [-]
Why do people like his family 			*******		 exist!
Why do people like his family ******* exist!
User avatar #152 to #100 - DJstar (06/15/2014) [-]
some people just like to play favorites in the family. every parent has a favorite. don't ever listen to that "i love all equally" ******** . even though parents have favorites, doesn't mean they don't treat their kids equally though. but parents do treat their favorites better, and that's the sickening part. Since from his story, I'm guessing his sister has no redeeming qualities what so ever and she's the favorite due to being born with a vagina. Which is ******* sad.

User avatar #158 to #152 - katothepotato (06/15/2014) [-]
Thank God I was an only child then
User avatar #164 to #158 - DJstar (06/15/2014) [-]
i meant to say some parents treat their favorite better. not all. i see favoritism in all my friend's family. and i could point out the reason for it too. i have one friend who's brother gets treated better because he doesn't act up in school like he did. my girlfriend gets treated better because she's the oldest. my best friend's sister gets treated better because she's a party girl just like the mother.

you see this **** , but each it's different levels. some favoritism is mild or minimal. or you get extreme **** like the above post.
User avatar #249 to #95 - letting (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't understand how people can control themselves with this kind of ******** . Heads would've rolled if anybody did that to my hard-earned computer.



#238 to #95 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
No seriously these people sound mentally ill. The sister and mother. Like **** . It's ok to be computer illiterate, but computer illiteracy, ignorance and stupidity breed a special kind of super stupid.
User avatar #103 to #95 - xaciremax (06/14/2014) [-]
Drove me crazy. There would have been a murder(s).
#151 to #95 - newsuperyoshi (06/15/2014) [-]
rage -9 ..
rage -9 ..
User avatar #339 to #95 - yourinvisiblegf (06/15/2014) [-]
i don't know what impress me the most
- your mom and sister
- the fact they're still alive
#292 to #95 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
Words cannot describe the amount of rustling my jimmies are having
Words cannot describe the amount of rustling my jimmies are having

#296 to #95 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
this is the first thing on the internet that made me genuinely furious
#279 to #95 - witislimited (06/15/2014) [-]
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#18 - ihaveabigpenis (06/14/2014) [-]
to every damn imbecile on the list
to every damn imbecile on the list
User avatar #91 to #18 - xsnowbanex (06/14/2014) [-]
Who was that at what event? I feel like this guy got fined for that
User avatar #97 to #91 - ihaveabigpenis (06/14/2014) [-]
Diamond (Gambit Gaming) IEM, he did not get fined but he did apologize right after.
#19 to #18 - capaldi ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I read this in German accent.
I read this in German accent.
#12 - jokeface (06/14/2014) [-]
This comp aggravated my asthma.
#99 - DeathKnight (06/14/2014) [-]
GOD. ******* . DAMMIT.
User avatar #83 - captchakid ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
So ******* glad my parents are both computer literate and taught me a majority of the things I know about electronics.

Yes my dad showed me incognito
User avatar #255 to #83 - mrcristal (06/15/2014) [-]
same here, but only dad
User avatar #32 - ishallsmiteyou (06/14/2014) [-]
storytime!
>only guy in family who knows anything about computers
>set up router I was told to (some piece of **** my uncle found in a junkyard)
>needless to say it burns out a week later
>everyone thinks it's my fault even though it was caused by the ****** overheating, even had scorch marks on it
>same uncle who found the last router shows up with a new one
>blames router failure on me playing games like Bad Company
>same time he shows I'm trying to get a new product key for said game, as I lost the booklet
>asks what I'm doing
>"Getting a new product key for my game"
>He calls me a liar when I say I bought the ******* game and even showed him the case
>sets new router up and doesn't bother to configure it before he leaves
>entire family blames me for not being able to get wireless signal
>whenever I try to configure it I get bitched at and told not to
>one day set it up anyways, get smacked for doing so
cont.
User avatar #36 to #32 - ishallsmiteyou (06/14/2014) [-]
>everyone in house gets wireless now
>set password to "cokezero" just so everyone will remember it
>everyone is enjoying wireless and I even get apologized to for aforementioned smack
>get called back a couple weeks later
>no one can use teh interwebs for some reason
>router has its own install disk for the configuration (it's not done through browser like you'd expect)
>notice all of the files necessary for configuration are missing
>ask why
>"it was a virus so I removed it"
>why the **** did you think that?
>"..."
>find disk and reinstall everything
>called back a week later
>family clicked every add they saw and clicked everything that said download
>pc is filled with more viruses than a Florida hooker
>tell everyone I need to wipe the disc and reinstall windows, make sure they understand everything will be gone
>"just fix it"
>deal with everything
>"WHY IS EVERYTHING GONE?!?!? YOU BROKE MY COMPUTER!"
>leave and never come back
#57 to #36 - dinobro (06/14/2014) [-]
mfw family doesn't understand computers at all.  Those technologically ignorant 			*************		.  good story, though.
mfw family doesn't understand computers at all. Those technologically ignorant ************* . good story, though.
#202 to #36 - pimpjesus (06/15/2014) [-]
suddenly, multiple counts of homicide seems okay.
suddenly, multiple counts of homicide seems okay.
User avatar #410 to #36 - wtfduud (06/15/2014) [-]
That made me hyperventilate.
User avatar #211 to #36 - hammarhead (06/15/2014) [-]
what's so special about florida hookers?
User avatar #212 to #211 - ishallsmiteyou (06/15/2014) [-]
I dunno, I just needed something to make the reader laugh while still being related to the events that I documented in this particular piece of literature.
User avatar #127 to #36 - garymotherfingoak (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm sorry bro.
#46 - scopepp (06/14/2014) [-]
Nr. 10....
Nr. 10....
User avatar #138 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh god, I hate the "I thought you were good with computers!"
"YOU'RE the computer expert, here!"
"You should know how to do this!"
and similar responses when working on a computer.

People just can't get it through their skulls that computers and everything they do are complex and different. Get rid of a virus for someone and suddenly you're supposed to know how to replicate any problems, repair internet connections, retrieve lost files, find forgotten passwords, install a flux capacitor, fix a broken printer, manage a network, exorcise demons, create a website, hack facebook, block anonymous, and everything else that might place you within 3 feet of a keyboard.
User avatar #371 to #138 - butterduck (06/15/2014) [-]
>Can get rid of virus
>Can't install flux capacitor
Are you retarded.
This is a joke. I need to say this because people take me serious for some reason.
#22 - faimbot (06/14/2014) [-]
Number 			*******		 10!!! NUMBER 			*******		 10!!!!!   
related   
>be me    
>10 years old   
>playing ps one, gta original, 			****		 is absolute awesome   
>not my game though, dickface cousin (age 12) brought it over,    
>Uncle comes through asks me how its going (cousin was eating dinner i was 			*******		 marathoning down my fish and chips, get back to some ps1 shizz)   
>Its amazing, this game is so good, i have never played such a fun game ever.   
>He says he got it for me(cousin has enough games, i only had maybe 2 at this point), but my cousin, the dickface wanted to play it first, before bringing it over, and neglected to tell me game was for me.   
>I am so overjoyed, been playing mission after mission, kill frenzies, remote control car bombs you 			******		 name it.   
>uncle tells cousin its time to go, he doesnt want to leave the game.   
>not gonna fly uncle tells him "Its his game, i got it for him, now lets go"   
>dick stain comes into my room, opens ps 1 disc tray, and takes game out   
> i 			******		 stop, controller drops from hand in shock, i didnt save, tv is 			******		 stuttering and making crazy noises as game disintegrates off the screen.   
>Shock leads to anger, which leads to hate, which leads me to beating your 			*******		 ass down with a ps one.   
> grab cousin, grab ps one console, smash his face off it, he can always goooo downtown.mp3   
>double palmed skull grab, just slamming his head on into side drawers until i pulled off.   
>blood everywhere, dickstain lost a tooth, my finger nails are raw from excessive scalp gripping.   
>disc is on the floor, grab that 			****		, hide it in my top secret location (a slit in the wall paper whoop whoop)   
>			******		 panic and anger spreads through household.   
>			*****		 not given, dickstain cousin cries like a bitch for 2 straight hours, i get harassed about returning game   
>never surrender.   
>MFW game was never returned, and cousin wet himself   
>MFW we never talk to that part of the family ever now.
Number ******* 10!!! NUMBER ******* 10!!!!!
related
>be me
>10 years old
>playing ps one, gta original, **** is absolute awesome
>not my game though, dickface cousin (age 12) brought it over,
>Uncle comes through asks me how its going (cousin was eating dinner i was ******* marathoning down my fish and chips, get back to some ps1 shizz)
>Its amazing, this game is so good, i have never played such a fun game ever.
>He says he got it for me(cousin has enough games, i only had maybe 2 at this point), but my cousin, the dickface wanted to play it first, before bringing it over, and neglected to tell me game was for me.
>I am so overjoyed, been playing mission after mission, kill frenzies, remote control car bombs you ****** name it.
>uncle tells cousin its time to go, he doesnt want to leave the game.
>not gonna fly uncle tells him "Its his game, i got it for him, now lets go"
>dick stain comes into my room, opens ps 1 disc tray, and takes game out
> i ****** stop, controller drops from hand in shock, i didnt save, tv is ****** stuttering and making crazy noises as game disintegrates off the screen.
>Shock leads to anger, which leads to hate, which leads me to beating your ******* ass down with a ps one.
> grab cousin, grab ps one console, smash his face off it, he can always goooo downtown.mp3
>double palmed skull grab, just slamming his head on into side drawers until i pulled off.
>blood everywhere, dickstain lost a tooth, my finger nails are raw from excessive scalp gripping.
>disc is on the floor, grab that **** , hide it in my top secret location (a slit in the wall paper whoop whoop)
> ****** panic and anger spreads through household.
> ***** not given, dickstain cousin cries like a bitch for 2 straight hours, i get harassed about returning game
>never surrender.
>MFW game was never returned, and cousin wet himself
>MFW we never talk to that part of the family ever now.
User avatar #355 to #22 - butterduck (06/15/2014) [-]
Ya did good.
Ya did good.......
User avatar #381 to #22 - admiralen ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
too bad, your uncle seemed like a pretty cool guy
#42 to #22 - fedeand (06/14/2014) [-]
Jesus christ, if that story really was true you would be a complete psyko.
User avatar #45 to #42 - faimbot (06/14/2014) [-]
I was a little unhinged back then. but see comment #43, its not like my dick of a cousin didnt deserve it.
User avatar #177 to #42 - pooplol (06/15/2014) [-]
you should probably learn to spell psycho
#447 to #177 - fedeand (06/19/2014) [-]
i so much apolosgises fior biieng not gud ad englisj
#448 to #447 - pooplol (06/19/2014) [-]
dude, this was from 4-5 days ago, get over it and go back to preschool
#35 to #22 - jakatackka (06/14/2014) [-]
That's kinda ****** up.
User avatar #43 to #35 - faimbot (06/14/2014) [-]
The faggot had it coming, he does **** like that all the time, he once threw my remote control car into a swimming pool when i was 7. now it wasnt the best remote control car, it was probably like £30 but it was cool, because it had lights on it and **** .

That car was ruined, and i never reacted. it was a birthday present. and justice was never done, they just sort of told him off. "Thats not nice" seriously.
User avatar #173 to #43 - EdwardNigma (06/15/2014) [-]
Tell me more about your dickface cousin.
User avatar #298 to #173 - faimbot (06/15/2014) [-]
My school was taking my class to a theme park called Loudon Castle, i was around 7 or 8, it only cost us like £5 a head, we all were going on a bus. I took a letter home about 2 weeks before we were going saying to finalise the headcount they needed the £5 asap.

So my mum is like, ok cool, we pay the £5 and i'm all set. Cousin doesnt go to my school, but hears I am going to a theme park. Demands his mum and dad take him to one.

His dad drives a a very nice BMW 7 series. He refused to take my cousin because he didnt have enough time, what with work. And mum can't take him because her car (a modest porsche convertible) was getting work done on it.

So like any little dickface, he gets into his dads car, in the front seat, and takes a **** in there. on the seat. The entirety of his punishment was "Go to your room until I sort this out". and i think thats the last anyone spoke of it. Oh sure they tried to exclude him from things like dessert or something, but he would throw a mini tantrum and they would cave.

Thats nothing compared to what he gets up to these days. you know, since his family have broken up, and since lost all their money.
#402 to #298 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
you should make OC comps about your cousin
this **** is gold
definitely frontpage material
User avatar #169 to #43 - hopporto (06/15/2014) [-]
Lights and **** ? Thats ******* badass. I had a ******* tiny ass remote control car that had lights and it was the most ******* awesome thing ever, but the battery died every ******* 3 minutes. **** was still cash tho.
User avatar #122 to #22 - defeats (06/15/2014) [-]
I remember when I was at an autistic friends (much like your cousin and maybe you a bit) home. I had a custom made GTA controller for my ps2 (I was about 8 when it came out, and we both got one the moment they came to the UK).
Brought this controllers to the friends house because he only had one (due to breaking every other one). He sets his beady eyes on my controller, asks to try it. I was a kind person back then, let him use it while we played.

Time to go, I ask for my controller back, he says "no, this is better than mine and I like it so it's mine now", he throws his one at me and tells me to take it.

I say no, and tell him to give me mine. The retard clubbed me over the head with it, then started screaming and raving about how it's his now. His dad came in and told him to give me it. He tips his head down and starts crying, looking at the floor and hands it to me. I took it back and then cracked him over the head with it as hard as I could with his dad stood right behind me.

I walk out of his house and hear his dad shouting at him, telling him he deserved it and how he's probably just lost his only friend. Go home and wonder why I was ever friends with an autistic person in the first place.

Kids and their playstations, I don't know how many times I've been hit by somebody with a controller
User avatar #316 to #22 - cedrock (06/15/2014) [-]
Something similar happened with me and my cousin when I was visiting him.

> Me, 14 year old.
> Him, 15.
> I'm on my laptop, he's on his Tower.
> Both minding our own business.
> He decides **** it and turns my laptop off.
> Oh **** ****** , you did not just do that.
> Act like I don't give a **** until he gets immersed into what he was doing on his computer.
> Turn off his computer.
> "Now we're eve-"
> Slaps my hand away after it is done.
> I quickly grab him by the neck and thrust him back into the wall. He was an absolute sitting duck and could barely breath.
> "Don't touch me. It's already be settled."
> I let go of him after he started becoming redfaced.
> Turn my back away and head back to my PC.
> Douchebag pushes me from the back.
> I trip on the doorstep of his room
> He had to rely on cheap shots to bring me down...
> Reply with a kick to the nutsack.
> Family comes in.
> WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON
#403 to #316 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
more please
#28 to #22 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]
Your uncle seemed like a cool guy
User avatar #90 to #22 - kevinator ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm ******* glad to hear this,

>be 13
> playing some super smash bros on the 64
>Friend storm in, tell me to stop playing nerd ****
>take the cartige right out of the 64
>NotOnMyWatchFaggot.gif
>Tell him to give it back or i'll deck him in
>He throw the cartige on the ground, it shatter
>Lose my ****
>Grab my skateboard and hammer it on his skull
>Next day cops show up with friend's parents tryng to lay assault charge
>Never gave up, told them he smashed my stuff
>Never got charges
>Still glad I did it, friendship was lost that day.
User avatar #228 to #90 - thatguyontheright (06/15/2014) [-]
How did the cartridge shatter? N64 games are ******* tanks.
User avatar #229 to #228 - kevinator ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I shattered plenty of my cartridge when I went on bike trips to my friend's place, the thing just have to hit on his side
User avatar #230 to #229 - thatguyontheright (06/15/2014) [-]
I've never seen one shatter, could be interesting to see. Where is my Superman 64 cart?
User avatar #231 to #230 - kevinator ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
You've commited a terrible crime, one of the rule of the gaming world: Never pronounce the name of this cursed game
#276 to #231 - nopenotme (06/15/2014) [-]
Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
User avatar #234 to #231 - thatguyontheright (06/15/2014) [-]
I do not fear the game, so I will not fear speaking its name.
User avatar #295 to #234 - wunderlichh (06/15/2014) [-]
So... did it shatter?
User avatar #128 to #90 - professordolan (06/15/2014) [-]
was it the wooden or metal part of the skateboard
User avatar #171 to #128 - kevinator ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
no just the wooden end where it bend
User avatar #37 to #22 - Eiza (06/14/2014) [-]
Huh. Those claims that GTA makes kids violent suddenly seem much more reasonable.
User avatar #41 to #37 - faimbot (06/14/2014) [-]
I was violent before gta was even conceived. Before i ever had a video games console.

Infact, videogames actually prevented many a violent moment, i would turn to games like tekken, dune, wwf warzone etc instead of assaulting someone.
User avatar #126 to #37 - oliveirajo (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure MOBAs are the ones making kids violent.
#136 to #126 - rollfourexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,405**

I don't think so. That statement you just said... It sounds like a repeat of the same kind of stuff I hear about a lot of new things. I read that exact sentence with Dark Souls and a few other games.
#179 to #136 - oliveirajo (06/15/2014) [-]
Pretty sure MOBAs are leading to frustration. Well, to my experience, it's the only type of game where I'm feeling a high level of dissaproval toward my allies.   
Gif semi-related : Just wanted to see if it looked good
Pretty sure MOBAs are leading to frustration. Well, to my experience, it's the only type of game where I'm feeling a high level of dissaproval toward my allies.
Gif semi-related : Just wanted to see if it looked good
#48 - biscuitsunited (06/14/2014) [-]
After getting my G.C.S.E in electronics and Computer Science, my whole extended family considered me an expert. I know how these feel.   
It rhymes with "Very Cocking Angry"
After getting my G.C.S.E in electronics and Computer Science, my whole extended family considered me an expert. I know how these feel.
It rhymes with "Very Cocking Angry"
#65 to #48 - mendelevium (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't know what word you were aiming for, I'm assuming 			*******		?   
			*******		 does not rhyme with "Cocking".   
Unless you say Ff-AHhh-KING or C-AHhh-King
I don't know what word you were aiming for, I'm assuming ******* ?
******* does not rhyme with "Cocking".
Unless you say Ff-AHhh-KING or C-AHhh-King
User avatar #77 to #48 - sciencexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
Clearly you didn't get a GCSE in English, did you?
User avatar #124 to #77 - biscuitsunited (06/15/2014) [-]
No.... ******* lord of the flies
User avatar #349 to #124 - sciencexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
I feel you man. I schooled Of Mice and Men. ******* A* that **** .
#258 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
Jesus christ man why didn't you label this as a cringe comp? My head hurts so much
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