I Dun Goof'd (OC). A true story that happened to me as a young, naive high school student. I figured I'd finally bring this embarrassing moment to light just fo
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I Dun Goof'd (OC)

A true story that happened to me as a young, naive high school student. I figured I'd finally bring this embarrassing moment to light just for your amusement.

Tags is why I'm sad.

Time for another story, kiddies.
we me
bbe sophomore in high school
all around school
about fraternity program available to students
Phi Alpha
nvi
wet form and hand it to my teacher
trencher- gives a look of uncertainty but quickly hides it
attend the meeting next Saturday
black people
coordinators mam‘ waffles
wmm all nignogs stare towards me
tthis is where f die
asit down and smallville with others
ea coordinator comes over
Hays they' re happy to have me
We accept all people here"
cheeting goes kind of normal
gust introducing ourselves and discussing the fraternity
ego home
Egoogle "Alpha Phi Alpha"
first Black fraternity"
*****
wmm Itried to join a historically fraternity
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User avatar #33 - bigboyblue ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
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Everybody seems to be wondering how you can join a fraternity in high school, and thus are calling ******** . It wasn't the fraternity itself; it was a program aimed at trying to get young students motivated in graduating high school and going to college, while also benefiting by seeking new members when these students graduate.

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Here's the program information. It's not much, but it exists. (Also the contact address is an address that's about <20 minutes from my high school, Old Mill Senior High, if that makes it more credible.)
#12 - fezzo (01/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#7 - iamcockmongler (01/30/2014) [-]
yfw
yfw
#18 - daffyduckyo (01/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
related
#43 - chrisfloyd (01/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
We had an ish of that at our school.    
Called like &quot;Club for betterment of African students&quot; or something like that   
White kid tries to join  as a joke    
&quot;Sorry lil 						*****					, but you ain't a 						*****					&quot;   
Whitey takes matter to principal   
Whole thing blown out of proportion   
Community is very conservation, starts bitching about reverse-racism   
						****					 ends up on the local evening news   
Whitey goes in for an interview  as a joke  requests face blurred out   
						*************					 start making / wearing T-shirts for the cause   
Community is outraged   
School system FORCES the club to accept white people who want to join   
MFW no white people ever join the club
We had an ish of that at our school.
Called like "Club for betterment of African students" or something like that
White kid tries to join as a joke
"Sorry lil ***** , but you ain't a ***** "
Whitey takes matter to principal
Whole thing blown out of proportion
Community is very conservation, starts bitching about reverse-racism
**** ends up on the local evening news
Whitey goes in for an interview as a joke requests face blurred out
************* start making / wearing T-shirts for the cause
Community is outraged
School system FORCES the club to accept white people who want to join
MFW no white people ever join the club
#54 - hybridxproject (01/31/2014) [-]
fraternity's fw
fraternity's fw
User avatar #51 - cubanwhiteman (01/31/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Here's what I don't get about fraternities

>All black frats
>All gay frats

and then they just call the all white fraternites the 'rich' ones.
User avatar #37 - psykobear (01/31/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Welcome to my world. I'm a chubby white male going to a HBC (Historically Black College) in Kentucky.
#32 - Womens Study Major (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
YFW you have the highest gpa of an all black fraternity
#34 to #32 - bigboyblue ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Definitely. That wouldn't be difficult either. I went to a middle school in Baltimore and was literally one of two white students there.

mfw all the teachers loved me and I got a trophy for excellence in science, when all I did was explain how light reflects and refracts, since my class couldn't comprehend it.
#56 - Digitalphear (01/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Now what would happen if we tried to make an all white fraternity.   
   
Oh the 						*********					. 						*******					 double standards.
Now what would happen if we tried to make an all white fraternity.

Oh the ********* . ******* double standards.
User avatar #1 - mrdrpage (01/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You could have made history.
User avatar #3 to #1 - bigboyblue ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
I've thought about this many times. It's possible that white members already existed within the fraternity, but no white people were present at that meeting. On the other hand, if I continued attending meetings and tried becoming a member of the fraternity, there's a likely chance of constant rejection (unless whites were already allowed in).

Regardless, I thought it'd be too awkward to pursue it any further. I'm incredibly beta.
#52 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
&gt;Join Celtic heritage fraternity   
&gt;Fraternity is called Whiskey Tango Foxtrot because Greek letters are for plebs   
&gt;Go to first meeting and there's this black guy there   
&gt;						********************					.gif   
&gt;&quot;Yo, I think you might have the wrong meeting room.&quot;   
&gt;&quot;My last name is MacTavish.&quot;   
&gt;MFW the only reason nignog is in Celtic fraternity is that he has a Scottish surname   
&gt;YFW you know this 						****					 is made up
>Join Celtic heritage fraternity
>Fraternity is called Whiskey Tango Foxtrot because Greek letters are for plebs
>Go to first meeting and there's this black guy there
> ******************** .gif
>"Yo, I think you might have the wrong meeting room."
>"My last name is MacTavish."
>MFW the only reason nignog is in Celtic fraternity is that he has a Scottish surname
>YFW you know this **** is made up
User avatar #58 to #52 - smilingpyro (01/31/2014) [-]
Historically blacks and the Irish were very close in America, they were both discriminated against, and usually were made to live together in the slums, which led to many Irish-AfroAmericans with surnames such as "O'Neal, Murphy, Morrison, and Mcall"
User avatar #19 - colonelbyers (01/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
My question is how the **** do you get A phi A in a highschool or even fraternities in general? I'm a lambda chi and have a few A phi A friends is my only credentials to this post.
User avatar #26 to #19 - bigboyblue ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
It wasn't the actual fraternity itself, but rather a program where they take high school students and hold regular meetings. It happened about 6 years ago (and I only attended that first meeting), so I don't remember what exactly the purpose was, but I assume it was to get future graduates interested in Alpha Phi Alpha so they would try joining when it was time.
User avatar #11 - schmitty ONLINE (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You had a fraternity in high school? I have much doubts about this. Especially considering I've seen this post before. A while back.
User avatar #28 to #11 - bigboyblue ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Weird that you've seen this post before, because it happened to me and it's the first time I've ever mentioned it before. I'd like to meet whoever had the same experience as I did.

Also it wasn't a fraternity itself, it was a program run by the fraternity to (I assume) get future graduates of high school to join their fraternity. I'm not sure what else the program was for.
#8 - heartlessstoner (01/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #2 - arnolddusk (01/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Why didn't you join?
User avatar #4 to #2 - bigboyblue ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
It's historically all-black, and I'm white. I figured continuing the meetings would be awkward and actually joining the fraternity later on might be impossible. Overall it seemed too awkward.
#61 - klokwork (01/31/2014) [-]
What i expected next after i read it as &quot;fertility program&quot;
What i expected next after i read it as "fertility program"
#44 - nibbero (01/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #16 - forgottenmyshorts (01/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
They should've called it Kappa Kappa Kappa
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