I Can Relate to This. I'm on year 5, am I almost done?.. I'm gonna take a guess and say the comedian's name is "Daniel Simonsen" awkward eight years Comedian
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#2 - goldendarknessx (07/29/2014) [-]
I'm gonna take a guess and say the comedian's name is "Daniel Simonsen"
I'm gonna take a guess and say the comedian's name is "Daniel Simonsen"
#24 to #2 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
no it's Simonsen Daniel
#29 to #2 - secretlywheatbread (07/30/2014) [-]
GassyMexican
#3 to #2 - atrocitustheking (07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, only noticed that after you pointed it out. I shame my famiry.
#4 to #3 - goldendarknessx (07/29/2014) [-]
Don't worry we all have our moments. This should cheer you up.
Don't worry we all have our moments. This should cheer you up.
#5 to #4 - atrocitustheking (07/29/2014) [-]
Consider my up cheered.
User avatar #36 to #4 - struttndatass (07/30/2014) [-]
I spot with my eye a wild Ai Shinozaki. ********* .gif
#41 to #3 - adamks (07/30/2014) [-]
Now you can go around thinking about this for 8 years.
User avatar #48 to #3 - messerauditore (07/30/2014) [-]
Looks like you have something new to dwell on for 8 years!
User avatar #7 - Namezone ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I texted my mom "the male praying mantis can orgasm via decapitation"

that was four years ago. I still can't look at a praying mantis without cringing.
#8 to #7 - atrocitustheking (07/30/2014) [-]
That might just take the cake.
#37 to #7 - stepsword (07/30/2014) [-]
It would seem the mantis really knows how to..   
   
   
give head.
It would seem the mantis really knows how to..


give head.
User avatar #9 to #7 - demandsgayversion (07/30/2014) [-]
It was a reply to his mom's text, "If you keep leaving dishes in the sink, I'll cut your head off."
#33 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Man, a while ago I had remembered something I had done in middle school, like really cringey and embarrassing, and remembering it dislodged a lot of other stupid **** I had done back when, and I had kept thinking about it and thinking about it until it had mad me physically ill.

**** was bad, but I guess it's because we remind ourselves of our lowest, it's like we are subconsciously saying 'Don't do this **** again, faggot.'
#39 - megamanmanmega ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
MFW I flash back to one of those awkward moments.
MFW I flash back to one of those awkward moments.
#6 - thesecretbear (07/30/2014) [-]
I really am too hard on myself sometimes.
#30 to #6 - potaetosak (07/30/2014) [-]
I still cringe at 			****		 I did back in 5th grade and I'm about to head to college. It's hard to let go of your mistakes. Those times you screw up are kind of like small scars, it sucks to look back on them, but they'll fade away with time.
I still cringe at **** I did back in 5th grade and I'm about to head to college. It's hard to let go of your mistakes. Those times you screw up are kind of like small scars, it sucks to look back on them, but they'll fade away with time.
#10 to #6 - seymourg (07/30/2014) [-]
I apologize for the rage faces but I really do feel that feel.
#11 to #10 - epicactual (07/30/2014) [-]
Why does everyone hate the rage faces now? I always thought they were funny if used appropriately...
User avatar #12 to #11 - seymourg (07/30/2014) [-]
Because everyone started using them inappropriately. Like any every phase on FJ, people just abuse it until everyone's sick of it.

Such as: Moonmoon, 2spooky, tumblr content, tumblr mockery, rage faces, etc
#13 to #12 - epicactual (07/30/2014) [-]
That's unfortunate, I really like some of those memes
That's unfortunate, I really like some of those memes
User avatar #14 to #13 - seymourg (07/30/2014) [-]
If you look up tits in the search, almost all of the posts and comments are rage faces.

I laughed pretty hard seeing those, as how FJ shames anything and ******* everything as being 'cancerous.'
User avatar #15 to #14 - epicactual (07/30/2014) [-]
I know, I really like this site, but everyone has a habit of just jumping on any random hate bandwagon. Its getting kind of ridiculous
User avatar #16 to #15 - seymourg (07/30/2014) [-]
I've hated the community for months, but like the content enough to stay.

Even that's fading. ******* Phanact and Joshlol are like every other post
#21 to #16 - epicactual (07/30/2014) [-]
Well to be fair Phanact and Joshlol don't bug me because if they didn't repost stuff I'd never see it. And yeah, I've only been on FJ for a few months now, at first I really enjoyed it but now? We're starting to turn into the guys we make fun of, and its getting out of hand
Well to be fair Phanact and Joshlol don't bug me because if they didn't repost stuff I'd never see it. And yeah, I've only been on FJ for a few months now, at first I really enjoyed it but now? We're starting to turn into the guys we make fun of, and its getting out of hand
User avatar #22 to #21 - seymourg (07/30/2014) [-]
I joined back when the world ended (Dec 21, 2012) and jesus have I, and FJ, changed. I joined at the beginning of the end, IMO. I really don't like dissing FJ on FJ though so I'll keep the details mostly to myself.
User avatar #23 to #22 - epicactual (07/30/2014) [-]
Really? I'm curious, and besides, the people who'd get offended are the assholes we ignore anyway
User avatar #25 to #23 - seymourg (07/30/2014) [-]
WELL time to sit down and start a family write this.

When I first joined my first few posts were rage comics. I learned pretty damn fast that rage faces were an outgoing meme and I stopped. I caught on, and for a while everything was cool, new, and hilarious. But over time, everyone's bitching just started bringing me down. See, on 4chan, people bitch all the time, but it's always ignored and pointless. But on FJ, with identities and such, it always turns into a little ******* war.

I'm getting extremely tired of someone making a dumb comment, getting -147 thumbs, then some bigger arse making a 'clever' comment and getting +450.3 thumbs. Almost every single posts' top comment is that. 2012-2013, top comments were often just people's nice, common opinions that everyone shared. Now it's just who has the best reaction pic, and the aforementioned.

Still not too much detail there but jesus.
#26 to #25 - epicactual (07/30/2014) [-]
Actually that makes complete sense. It pisses me off whenever I see someone with -20 thumbs and all they said was something along the lines of "that was funny," and these other guys are getting massive amounts of thumbs for something attempting to be witty or edgy. Its kind of sad really, FJers fancy themselves these comedic crusaders of the net by pointing out the grossly obvious every day, whilst slowly turning into the individuals they condemn. And the thumb situation we mentioned proves just how closed minded and inclusive everyone here can be.
Actually that makes complete sense. It pisses me off whenever I see someone with -20 thumbs and all they said was something along the lines of "that was funny," and these other guys are getting massive amounts of thumbs for something attempting to be witty or edgy. Its kind of sad really, FJers fancy themselves these comedic crusaders of the net by pointing out the grossly obvious every day, whilst slowly turning into the individuals they condemn. And the thumb situation we mentioned proves just how closed minded and inclusive everyone here can be.
#27 to #26 - seymourg (07/30/2014) [-]
Damnit Anon Or epicactual, you know I couldn't agree more
Damnit Anon Or epicactual, you know I couldn't agree more
User avatar #28 to #27 - epicactual (07/30/2014) [-]
Amen
User avatar #17 to #16 - phanact (07/30/2014) [-]
Yea
We're posting content people like and that people find funny, isn't that what you come here for?
User avatar #18 to #17 - seymourg (07/30/2014) [-]
Jesus' left testicle you responded fast
User avatar #19 to #18 - phanact (07/30/2014) [-]
Yea sorry, I'm on 24/7, never a waking moment away from my PC
User avatar #20 to #19 - seymourg (07/30/2014) [-]
Well I think we've had this discussion, or it was with Joshlol.

Anyway, that's for another time.
#45 - kez (07/30/2014) [-]
>17
>at school, semi popular, but mainly because I was in top sports teams
> Walking to lesson with female friend whose friend I have a crush on sees her and walks with us
> Talking with her, make her laugh a lot, think this is going great, she keeps saying "Sweet" as in "thats cool" when I tell her stuff. Pretty sure shes flirting a bit with me.
> Tells me she is having a sweet sale for charity after school, I should help her
> I missunderstand, say, "A sweet sale huh? What you selling?"
> Just looks at me silent for a second then says "Sweets..."

> Never spoke to her again
User avatar #47 to #45 - guidoforlife (07/30/2014) [-]
i mean...that's not that embarrassing? maybe a little shy laugh, and say sorry misunderstood you, but to never talk to someone again because you assumed the wrong form of "sweet" is no reason to never talk to someone again...
#49 to #47 - hugebulliest (07/30/2014) [-]
The story is made up, just like everything else on the internet
User avatar #51 to #49 - guidoforlife (07/30/2014) [-]
so this comment is made up?
#52 to #51 - hugebulliest (07/30/2014) [-]
yes
#35 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Reeeeeeeeeeally original...
User avatar #31 - arnolddusk (07/30/2014) [-]
my most embarrassing moment was when i ****** ur moms lol xD
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User avatar #43 to #31 - DemonMatt (07/30/2014) [-]
I remember when I was 10.
#34 to #31 - reactderp (07/30/2014) [-]
This isnt xbox, buddy.
User avatar #44 - assdoreponyfucker (07/30/2014) [-]
yesterday I really did cry because I remember 6 years ago I was at a theme park and one of the performers asked me to dance with her and I said no and she took my hat in an attempt to get me to stand up and dance with her but I still said no can someone help me with my anxiety over this I cannot forgive myself for not dancing with her.
User avatar #53 to #44 - atrocitustheking (07/30/2014) [-]
Well, don't worry, you only have 2 more years left!
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User avatar #40 - dukeofmordor (07/30/2014) [-]
does anybody have this guy's name?
User avatar #38 - helgheimftw (07/30/2014) [-]
yesh i didn't tell the girl i loved that i did and now we go to sepret schools and whit around 5 % probability of meeting
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