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Humanity Fuck Yeah comp pt. 4/?

I Anonymous "lo/ / Omer))
Adapt. Evolve. And most importantly, assimilate.
When man looked out onto the world, he did not question how to make himself belong to it - he asked how to make it belong to him.
The first of what would soon be countless of animals we tamed was the canine. In it, we saw strength, ferocity, and loyalty. But we didn' t hunch to all fours and growl at them, no - we took the canine
and put into them something of our own selves. We took the wolf and made them, in the smallest way, human. We gave them names and identities where they had none. And we trained them to
understand full subordination. The canine learned to give up it' s life for the human.
We walked our planet, discontent with what we had. We adapted to the harshest of environments, living in places the would deem "unlivable," and doing it with the crudest technologies-
We evolved to this task further, to walk across any land and live. And we assimilated. We were not nurtured by our planet, but instead nurtured it. We taught our crops to grow according to our whims.
We allowed the animals to learn how best to live in servitude under us, so that they might advance their own destiny aside ours, by our wishes. Even in our religions, we forged gods not of the plants,
but of ourselves. The oldest religions claim we were made in God' s image, but now we know the truth - we made Him in ours.
soldiers, when you leave this academy. This is our heritage. This is what it means to be human. The other races are content on borrowing their planets. We own them. That is our
destiny - to walk alien lands, and tame them.
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User avatar #1 - syfygeek [OP](10/17/2015) [+] (35 replies)
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User avatar #3 - syfygeek [OP](10/17/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Other Threads: /channel/humanity-f-yeah/Bring+back+hfy/vjfeLiw/27#27

Sorry about being late on this one, i was busy and these take time.

Pt. 1 /channel/humanity-f-yeah/Humanity+ **** +yeah+comp+pt+1/NfgeLAs/
Pt. 2 /Humanity+ **** +yeah+comp+pt+2/funny-pictures/5714140
Pt. 3 /Humanity+fuck+yeah+comp+pt+3/funny-pictures/5714844/
#21 - pebar (10/18/2015) [-]
#7 - mikethemerciless (10/17/2015) [-]
Where's the other half, involving the gravar fight with the humans?
User avatar #8 to #7 - syfygeek [OP](10/17/2015) [-]
no idea, ive had these for years, if you want you can backwards search the image by right clicking them and finding it for yourself. <3
User avatar #45 to #8 - malific (10/18/2015) [-]
You actually posted it in one of your earlier comps
User avatar #14 to #7 - lovot (10/17/2015) [-]
i.imgur.com/N2tcDxI.jpg

I was looking for it as well.
#17 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
You're doing God's work. I always enjoy these.
User avatar #18 - suprconfederateman (10/17/2015) [-]
I love these stories
User avatar #5 - vincatvangogh (10/17/2015) [-]
I always wanted someone to pick out the best of the best of these stories. Thanks dude.
User avatar #39 - thelizardlord (10/18/2015) [-]
The blue one is my favorite
#23 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
We poison our air and water to weed out the weak. We have perfected the art of death since day one.

We nailed our own god to a ******* stick.

Don't even try to **** with the human race.
#44 - stupro ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
cool story brah, supes edgy, had to do a dance because I just felt so badass after reading it it's just that edgy, don't **** with humans cus we're such badasses man! did I mention how kick ass it was?
#22 - yunch (10/18/2015) [-]
Wow, that's amazing. Just wow.

I read none of it and just want people's attention
#50 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Does anyone know what was meant with the fleet 12-12, If it is a reference I didn't get it.
#43 - malific (10/18/2015) [-]
Drake Mcdougal (5th story) Drac perspective
User avatar #42 - angelious ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
y know, the only thing i find annoying about these is that most of them can be summed up with

>humans are inferior to us in every way so they will lose this war
>humans won the war.

OR

>humans can do something that should be pretty ******* normal for any sentient species.
#38 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
...and then there's reality.
User avatar #33 - fourfangedferret (10/18/2015) [-]
Oi bruv, have you got the story where one alien historian is talking about how all the races aside from humanity are all the same in that there is only people and one language from each race, and at the very end reveals that he is absolutely horrified at what that means? Every race aside from humans erradicated all differences in their people in mass genocides over thousands of years.
#4 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
bro that was amazing you should make a book
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