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Our civilization had finally reached its peak; our domain stretched nearly the entire length of the galaxy. Hundreds of civilizations pledged allegiance to our rule, and for that they were pampered
with our love and resources. Some did not comply, and they were punished for being unruly upstarts in our domain, and once we had shown them the errors of their ways they accepted our ways
and were loved and pampered as the rest.
I‘ Anonymous (( Wed) 01: 38
It was toward the late part of the cycle of , our scouts had found an irregularly large solar system. Only one planet had life upon it and what we found disturbed us greatly. It was a planet
of evolved sapient apes, naked though they were, wrapped themselves in the skins and fabrics ofthe other life around them. They were suicidal, destructive, aggressive, deceitful; everything we
were not. I had never known another species to kill one of its own, or even kotake its own life, butthead creatures did it all willingly. I learned award while monitoring beyond whattheh
had named the Kuiper Belt, Genocide.
I‘ Anonymous (/ 10( Wed) 01: 39
It had taken me many glenns to properly give the word a definition that I could comprehend, and when I did I wish I hadn' t. The utter annihilation ofa group that was not of your own, every adult,
child, every bit of its culture, is what it meant. To do so not only confounded me morally but even through an ecological standpoint would it not greatly change the environment and cause more
species to go extinct? Truly no creature would be capable of such a foul act, but as I continued to monitor them, the more I realized they would not only do so willfully, but willingly, fanatically,
dogmatically- I fear we had stumbled upon a civilization that fully deserved punishment for its ways.
I‘ Anonymous (( Wed) 01: 40 No.
I reported my findings back to our Council and they deliberated of the fate of this race. This civilization so prone to civil war, our strategists assumed that we would be able to silently pick off
many of their factions while the rest were busy warring with the others. It was simple, but we felt it should work. I had failed to gather how fast they were able to adapt and engineer, for by the
time our ships had arrived, they had not only gone to the moon and back, but they had learned to split the atom, and had already colonized the fourth planet and many of the moons of the fifth
and sixth planets all within five [
Fortunately, all of their society was splintered, the planets had demanded their own sovereignty like the "nations" they had left back on earth, so there was not a single united group among them
besides alliances different groups had against others. Our ships descended upon the moon of what they called Taan. Our delegates landed and forced the inhabitants to submit or else we would
employ force to make them do so. Our translators caught a single word from the moon' s military leader; it simply said "Nutsi We did not know what it meant, so another warning was sent. We
intercepted an outgoing distress signal to the other colonies around it. I found it amusing, as the moons around Taan weren' t even in a pact, no one will come to their aide.
I‘ Anonymous (/ 03/ 10( lolled) 01: 40
Our sensors indicated that they were picking up multiple signals off of our starboard side. Many signals indeed, hundreds of the colonial attack craft had been summoned from all across the
system. This instant unification had our commander flabbergasted, we all had assumed their independence was one out of inherent genetics, not . How horribly wrong we were.
We found more communication flaring to and feom all of the planets in their solar system, more warnings, more information, more united resolve. We began to calculate the total miniature empires
and alliances they had, coupled with all eitheir individual armies and the technological might of each one. We soon realized that we needed more ships.
What we thought was a simple policing action on a broken and faulted race such as these turned into an outright war against an entire solar system consisting of tens of billions of souls, all of
whom would die before submitting to our divine rights as rulers of the galaxy. Our efforts soon shifted from social progress to keeping this tiny system at bay, they had already forced us out
multiple times, and had taken many more of our systems around them. Their empire was growing, unknowingly, we had united them. All of their millennia of war and strife had trained them and
bred them to this moment in their history when all of their accumulated data would finally be taken out on some ignorant outsider, something they could completely focus their hate and resolve
on. We did not realize what kind of mistake we had truly made until we received the last transmission we ever would get from them, "We know where your home is. No survivors, no prisoners, no
mercey We were finished, because though their diplomatic branch had withered and fell; their martial branch never showed us respite.
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User avatar #69 - syfygeek [OP](10/14/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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#23 - skumbaner (10/14/2015) [-]
I love HFY, and somehow I feel this one is the most human
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User avatar #1 - syfygeek [OP](10/13/2015) [-]
Comment here if you wanna be mentioned in future comps <3
User avatar #28 to #1 - milchmann (10/14/2015) [-]
please i love it
User avatar #31 to #1 - dudemiesterman (10/14/2015) [-]
Love these stories. Even though I've read some of them before, I ******* love them.
User avatar #33 to #1 - volgzangief (10/14/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #35 to #1 - monfan (10/14/2015) [-]
Keep me up with it mate. I'm always looking to add to me collection of HFY. The "Tell 'em McDougal sent ya" was a new one for me and it was pretty sweet
User avatar #3 to #1 - thekeeperofthumbs (10/13/2015) [-]
Sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Have a green thumb, my friend.
User avatar #13 to #1 - herosoldier (10/14/2015) [-]
yo
User avatar #20 to #1 - chuchiereaper ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
hit me a mention fam
User avatar #58 to #1 - fallenraven ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
me
User avatar #59 to #1 - fluffyfarhawk (10/14/2015) [-]
add pls
User avatar #63 to #1 - hungwellhamburger (10/14/2015) [-]
pls mom
User avatar #64 to #1 - horsefear ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
Only three I didn't know already but HFY's are worth it. Mention plz <3
User avatar #65 to #1 - omegafriend (10/14/2015) [-]
mention me
User avatar #66 to #1 - strigt (10/14/2015) [-]
plz gibe tha mention, b0ss!
User avatar #67 to #1 - lolercoasters (10/14/2015) [-]
Ayy lmao
User avatar #22 to #1 - reginleaf (10/14/2015) [-]
plz
User avatar #56 to #1 - malific ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
Love these stories, have a huge collection myself.
#15 to #1 - technovore (10/14/2015) [-]
Give me a mention, Good Sir.
User avatar #55 to #1 - skumbaner (10/14/2015) [-]
hell ye bby
User avatar #11 to #1 - belshir (10/14/2015) [-]
for the humanity **** pls, love you
User avatar #54 to #1 - stimtheone (10/14/2015) [-]
always love me some HFY.

probably read half of what's out there already, but you never know.
#68 to #1 - umppis (10/14/2015) [-]
Heyho
#53 to #1 - Seanxone (10/14/2015) [-]
bruh pls
User avatar #34 to #1 - ompalomper (10/14/2015) [-]
awwww yiss
User avatar #52 to #1 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2015) [-]
Bring me humans, fam.
User avatar #32 to #1 - desucakes (10/14/2015) [-]
here
User avatar #30 to #1 - undeaddog ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #50 to #1 - comradecommissar (10/14/2015) [-]
Yeah boi
User avatar #27 to #1 - symmiie ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
Yes please.
User avatar #48 to #1 - sspacecore (10/14/2015) [-]
Gibe
User avatar #25 to #1 - michaeljones (10/14/2015) [-]
yes plz
#47 to #1 - limerope (10/14/2015) [-]
Right here dude
User avatar #21 to #1 - felixfox ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
MENTION ME BROTHER
User avatar #46 to #1 - veggiebuals (10/14/2015) [-]
eyyyyy
User avatar #17 to #1 - RebelRy (10/14/2015) [-]
even though I binged read most of them, still want mention, they're so good.
#45 to #1 - heyyoutoo (10/14/2015) [-]
Op
User avatar #14 to #1 - gabeinated ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
mention me
#44 to #1 - insanefreak (10/14/2015) [-]
This is a comment.
I want a mention.
User avatar #40 to #1 - anatidaephilia (10/14/2015) [-]
I love you.
You're a real human bean
User avatar #7 to #1 - silvanyis (10/13/2015) [-]
Yeaaah boii.
#39 to #1 - longshots ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
all ways love me some hfy
User avatar #2 to #1 - xsirwafflezx (10/13/2015) [-]
o/
User avatar #36 to #1 - mattdoggy (10/14/2015) [-]
ok
User avatar #70 to #1 - horrorchow (10/14/2015) [-]
meme
User avatar #42 - madvulcan (10/14/2015) [-]
These are cool and generally interesting/exciting stories, but I never really liked that they generally make the assumption naturally, we're ego-driven creatures that we're the best around and nothings ever gonna keep us down .
User avatar #43 to #42 - syfygeek [OP](10/14/2015) [-]
thats the "humanity **** yeah" part of humanity **** yeah. stories where we're the best, the strongest, the most tenacious, etc.

there are also stories of triumph over bad odds and such.

Stick around, I have more you might enjoy
User avatar #72 to #43 - madvulcan (10/14/2015) [-]
True, true. I mean, I do like the stories, I suppose I just need to read some stories every now and again where humanity gets ****** over to balance it out.
User avatar #24 - tittylovin (10/14/2015) [-]
Some are **** , some are good. I really like Level With Me.
There's a few floating around that aren't so violent. They mostly involve sexing up aliens. Because evidently we see ourselves as Zap Brannigan sees himself.
User avatar #10 - belshir (10/14/2015) [-]
someone mentioned how unrealistic these stories are, i think he was immediately drowned in a red thumb tide
#60 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (10/14/2015) [-]
Of course they're not realistic. The galaxy won't be so easy to cow.

Just leaves room to improve.
User avatar #4 - warframe (10/13/2015) [-]
I'm kicking around the an idea for a humanity **** yeah story. The premise is that it turns out the universe is a computer simulation.
User avatar #5 to #4 - syfygeek [OP](10/13/2015) [-]
I have that somewhere in my folder, when I find it I'll let you know <3
User avatar #41 to #5 - seylorm (10/14/2015) [-]
me too, please, I don't know that one yet
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#38 to #4 - baconmonkey (10/14/2015) [-]
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
User avatar #49 to #4 - historybuff (10/14/2015) [-]
Been done, can't find it right now, but essentially it's told from the point of view of an alien who was a scientist using Humans as a test program, a simulation. They leave it alone and the humans develop to the point where they figure out they're in a simulation, hack it, and send their genes to a cloning machine in the lab. They're the only beings in this universe that are violent at all (the simulation was supposed to study violence or something) so they kick everybody's ass. It's neat
User avatar #8 - remotecalamity (10/13/2015) [-]
some of this ****** old AF, but it stills fill your balls with that sense of ' **** YEA'
User avatar #9 to #8 - remotecalamity (10/13/2015) [-]
also thanks for your contribution to the resurrection of this dead channel
User avatar #6 - sengo (10/13/2015) [-]
oh baby, mention me!
User avatar #73 - xxfalconxx (10/16/2015) [-]
"I will need to filter this poison from your blood before I consume your body"

"That's just what a little bitch would say"

Oh god my sides. That one quote made me laugh more than any fj content today. Please keep posting these
User avatar #62 - krasnogvardiech (10/14/2015) [-]
I don't want to post all that **** again.

/channel/humanity-f-yeah/Bring+back+hfy/vjfeLiw/27#27
#57 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
humans are a proud warrior race, with a panoply of bloody gods, such as Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mr. T

at least i think that was how it was put? anyone have the picture?
User avatar #61 to #57 - syfygeek [OP](10/14/2015) [-]
its in here somewhere, stick around and I'll get to it

look for my other comps when I post them
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#19 - iwasonceabear (10/14/2015) [-]
**** yeah, humanity.
#18 - taylep (10/14/2015) [-]
commenting for mention
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