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#4 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
"I would like to take you in the ass"
User avatar #25 to #4 - theblackhorntail (12/20/2013) [-]
*Cave exploring
#31 to #4 - xxthekeexx (12/21/2013) [-]
Or else
User avatar #29 to #4 - xtremehivoltage (12/20/2013) [-]
"If you know what I mean"

today on how to lose 100 levels in 30 mins
User avatar #17 - Bad Man (12/20/2013) [-]
avoid this problem entirely
never love anyone
#35 to #17 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
It doesn't work dammit! also pic unrelated
User avatar #5 - frenchtoastftw (12/20/2013) [-]
Fake. No FJ'er has the ability to not get rejected.
User avatar #8 to #5 - ScottP (12/20/2013) [-]
Wait, I didn't get rejected. Though she did dump me a year after, but I'm pretty proud of my record. I'm the only person thus far who has lasted that long with her. Most of her ex boyfriends dumped her after a month or two.
User avatar #10 to #8 - nervaaurelius (12/20/2013) [-]
"Most of her ex boyfriends dumped her after a month or two." That implies you were dumb enough to stick around
User avatar #14 to #10 - ScottP (12/20/2013) [-]
Funny enough, I actually thought about dumping her a few times when we were together, but I never had a big enough reason to do so. Also most of her exes kinda' just used her for sex, and I (the fool I was) fell in love with her.

On several occasions we would be cuddling and she would get in the mood, and I would kinda' just tell her "I just want to be with you right now. I don't really feel in the mood." Needless to say, her birthday last year ended with a similar situation and her disappointed.
User avatar #28 to #14 - nervaaurelius (12/20/2013) [-]
Yup the first half I can relate to. It's weird how many people have similar stories but we all end up falling into it anyway.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whycanticaps (12/20/2013) [-]
I did the same thing....if a girl has had a lot of previous boyfriends that haven't lasted more than a month or two, than the odds are that there is something up. In my case it's cus she couldn't keep other guys out of her pants. fun times
User avatar #12 to #11 - nervaaurelius (12/20/2013) [-]
I've been in the same situation as well. not my proudest moment but I like to thank I learned my lesson.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whycanticaps (12/20/2013) [-]
ya. I'm talking to a girl now, and we are getting pretty serious, but she is gonna be crazy I think. We haven't even started to date yet, and she is already talking kids and what I can wear and yadda yadda
#18 to #13 - crystalblue (12/20/2013) [-]
dude, run.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whycanticaps (12/20/2013) [-]
last night I put my phone down for a half hour to eat and do dishes, and when I come back there is 8 texts and a phone call from her that I missed
#20 to #19 - crystalblue (12/20/2013) [-]
sounds a lot like a relationship i had a year or so ago. it might get better, but use your head. for me it got a million times worse and i ended up with a stalker. learnt a valuable lesson however. if a girl seems psycho she probably is psycho.
User avatar #30 to #20 - Stansnowman (12/21/2013) [-]
Allow me to play double advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are all wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like its a peach of cake.
#24 - mikepetru (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh come on, man. Gonna steal my stuff and not even give credit?
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#26 to #24 - ojezcola (12/20/2013) [-]
Man, officialjg is a jerk.
Man, officialjg is a jerk.
#27 to #26 - officialjg (12/20/2013) [-]
... Meh
... Meh
User avatar #32 to #27 - kanatana (12/21/2013) [-]
I hope they take you back to the pound.
#7 - errdayimfjing (12/20/2013) [-]
Out.
#2 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
tfw no qt 3.14 gf
#1 - johnismaname **User deleted account** (12/20/2013) [-]
**johnismaname rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Men want only one thing **

Well that is exactly what happened to me today, so someone know where i can take her?
#3 to #1 - BloodyTurds (12/20/2013) [-]
Micky dees!
bitches love the clown
User avatar #6 to #3 - errdayimfjing (12/20/2013) [-]
Chuck E Cheese!
bitches love the mouse
#34 - jugularj (12/21/2013) [-]
I kind of had a similar experience today. I was gonna take a girl sledding, except today the temperature decided to spike and all the snow melted. I had no idea where to take her so we just decided to wait till it snowed again so we could go sledding. We're not officially dating so I didn't want to take her someplace too couple official (if that makes any sense), just someplace to have fun for a little bit. Im still hating myself because I couldn't think of a place to take her.
I kind of had a similar experience today. I was gonna take a girl sledding, except today the temperature decided to spike and all the snow melted. I had no idea where to take her so we just decided to wait till it snowed again so we could go sledding. We're not officially dating so I didn't want to take her someplace too couple official (if that makes any sense), just someplace to have fun for a little bit. Im still hating myself because I couldn't think of a place to take her.
User avatar #33 - technobanana (12/21/2013) [-]
So worried about this happening wanna ask this gourgous blonde out but i dunno what the **** we would do she is out of my league
User avatar #22 - foursome (12/20/2013) [-]
WOMEN
User avatar #9 - gamebug (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm asking a girl out tonight and am as afraid of this as any negative response...
User avatar #15 to #9 - darman (12/20/2013) [-]
I was scared of asking a girl out just a few weeks ago. All I can say is be direct and have a plan, ladies love that apparently.
User avatar #16 to #9 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Just don't be a faggot about it. that's like all you have to do
User avatar #21 to #9 - ScottP (12/20/2013) [-]
Alright go for it. Remember though that if she says no, then that's not the end of the world.
User avatar #23 to #9 - nousernamefound (12/20/2013) [-]
no answer does also mean no, so there you go. nothing to lose right? just asked a girl out to got a date, you'll be fine.
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