How to. Source: Imgur. TAPE THIS INSIDE MEDICINE CABINET DID YOU KNOW THAT? DRINKING TWO GLASSES OF GATORADE CAN RECEVE HEADACHE PAIN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY - WITHO
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TAPE THIS INSIDE
MEDICINE CABINET
DID YOU KNOW THAT? DRINKING TWO GLASSES
OF GATORADE CAN RECEVE HEADACHE
PAIN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY - WITHOUT THE
UNPLEASANT SIDE EFFECTS CAUSED BY
TRADITIONAL "PAIN RELIEVERS."
Colgate '
DID YOU KNOW THAT WEAK TOOTHPASTE
MAKES AN EXCEL. ENT SALE FOR BURNS.
BEFORE YOU HEAD TO THE DRUGSTORE FOR A
INHALER FILLED WITH
MYSTERIOUS CHEMICALS, TRY CHEWING ON A
COUPLE OF CURIOUSLY STRONG ALTOIDS
PEPPERMINTS. THEY' LL CLEAR UP YOUR
STUFFED NOSE.
ACHY MUSCLES FROM A BOUT OF THE FLU?
MIX 1 TABLESPOON OF IN 1 CUP
OF OWE OIL LET THE MIXTURE SIT FOR 30
MINUTES, THEN APPLY IT AS A MASSAGE OIL,
FOR INSTANT RELIEF FOR ACHING MUSCLES.
SORE THROAT? JUST Milt 1/ 4 CUP OF VINEGAR
WITH IN CUP OF HONEY AND TAKE 1
TABLESPOON Silt TIMES A DAY. THE VINEGAR
KILLS THE BACTERIA.
CURE URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS WITH
JUST DISSOLVE TWO TABLETS
IN A GLASS OF WATER AND DRINK IT AT THE
ONSET OF THE SYMPTOMS.
BEGINS RUMINATING URINARY TRACT
INFECTIONS ALMOST INSTANTLY .... EVEN
THOUGH THE PRODUCT WAS NEVER ADVERTISED
FOR THIS USE. i NOTE l PLUS
COLD MEDICINE IS NOT THE SAME.. AND
CONTAINS ASPIRIN, WHICH CAN CAUSE
WOMEN BLEEDING IF YOU HAVE ULCERS.)
HONEY REMEDY FOR SKIN BLEMISHES ... COVER
THE BLEMISH WITH N. DAB OF HONEY
AND PLACE A HANDMAID OVER IT. HONEY “US
THE BACTERIA, KEEPS THE SKIN
STERILE, AND SPEEDS HEALING. WORKS
OVERNIGHT.
ISTERING THERAPY FOR TOENAIL FUNGUS ...
GET RID OF UNSIGHTLY TOENAIL HINGES BY
SOAKING YOUR TOES IN LISTERINE MOUTHWASH.
THE POWERFUL ANTISEC' TIC LEAVES YOUR
TOENAILS LOOKING HEALTHY AGAIN.
EASY EYEGLASS PROTECTION ... TO PREVENT THE
SCREWS IN EYEGLASSES FROM LOOSENING,
APPLY A SMALL DROP OF MAYBELLINE CRYSTAL
CLEAR NAIL POOSH TO THE THREADS OF THE
SCREWS BEFORE TIGHTENING THEM.
COKEACOLA CURE FOR RUST ... FORGET THOSE
EXPENSES RUST REMOVERS. JUST
SATURATE AN ABRASIVE SPONGE WITH COCA
COLA AND SCRUB THE RUST STAIN. THE
PHOSPHORIC ACID IN THE COKE IS WHAT GETS
THE JOB DONE.
All nogg_ If_
CLEANING WOUID THAT DOUBLES AS BUG KILLER
IF MENACING BEES, WASPS,
HORNETS, OR YELLOW JACKETS GET IN YOUR
HOME AND YOU CAN' T FIND THE INSECTICIDE,
TRY A SPRAY OF FORMULA 4% . INSECTS DROP
TO THE GROUND INSTANTLY.
SMART SAUNTER REMOVER ...JUST POUR A
DROP OF ELMER' S BLUEBALL OVER THE
SPLAN' TER, LET DRY, AND PEEL THE DRIED GLUE
OFF THE SKIN. THE SAUNTER STICKS TO THE
DRIED GLUE.
Hunts
PA STE
HUNT' S TOMATO PASTE BOIL CURE ....COVER THE
BOIL WITH HUNT' S TOMATO PASTE AS A
COMPRESS. THE ACIDS FROM THE TOMATOES
SOME THE PAIN AND BRING THE
BOIL TO A HEAD.
BALM FOR BROKEN BUSTERS ...TO DISINFECT A
BROKEN BUSTER, DAB ON A FEW DROPS OF
LISTERINE ... A POWERFUL ANT ISUP' TIC.
HEINZ VINEGAR TO HEAL BRUISES ... WAX A
COTTON BALL IN WHITE VINEGAR AND
APPLY IT TO THE BRUISE FOR 1 HOUR. THE
VINEGAR REDUCES THE BLUENESS AND
SPEEDS UP THE HEALING PROCESS.
HUS FEM INSTANTLY. DAWN DISH WASHING
DOES THE TRICK. ADD A FEW
DROPS TO YOUR DOG' S BATH AND SHAMPOO THE
ANIMAL THOROUGHLY. RINSE WELL TO
AVOID SKIN IRRITATIONS. GOODBYE FER.
RAINY DAY CURE FOR DOG ODOR ... NEXT TIME
YOUR DOG COMES IN FROM THE RAIN,
SIMPLY WIPE DOWN THE ANIMAL WITH BOUNCE
OR ANY DRYER SHEET, INSTANTLY
MAKING YOUR DOG SMELL SPRINGTIME FRESH.
RUMINATE EAR MES ... ALL IT TAKES IS A FEW
DROPS OF WESSON CORN OIL IN YOUR CAT' S
EAR. MASSAGE IT IN, THEN CLEAN WITH A
COTTON BALL REPEAT DAILY FOR 3 DAYS. THE
OIL soot HES THE CAT' S SKIN, SMOTHERS THE
MITES, AND ACCELERATES HEALING.
QUAKE OATS FOR FAST PAIN ....IT' S NOT
FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE! MIX 2
CUPS OF QUAKER OATS AND 1 CUP OF WATER IN
A BOWL AND WARM IN THE MICROWAVE
FOR 1 MINUTE, COOL SLIGHTLY, AND APPLY THE
MIXTURE TO YOUR HANDS FOR
SOOTHING FROM ARTHRITIS PAIN.
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#3 - jakatackka ONLINE (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Unfortunately, my medicine cabinet isn't 10 feet tall, so I can't tape this inside it
#14 - minorian ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah - "unpleasant"
User avatar #15 - drastronomy (11/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
DONT
WHATEVER YOU DO
NEVER
PUT LISTERINE ON A BLISTER

it hurts like a ****** , normal antibac is better
User avatar #19 to #18 - drastronomy (11/15/2013) [-]
you know that feel of regret when you decide to take the subway instead of a car, and you're surrounded by ******* , and how one of them takes your phone and shanks you?


like that
#29 - danilawleit (11/15/2013) [-]
How ******* big is your medicine cabinet?
User avatar #27 - TheMacDaddy (11/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Another trick. If you have a wart you can use apple cider vinegar. Just dab a cotton ball in it the tape the cotton ball to the wart and sleep with it over night. It will take 2-3 days of doing this and you can just peel the wart away. It will be less painful and take a fraction of the time as getting it frozen off. It also has less scarring. I have done both personally.
User avatar #13 - funnyjunkybro (11/15/2013) [-]
HOW ******* BIG DO YOU THINK MY CABINET IS?
#7 - memescomefromb (11/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've tried the Dawn dish soap for fleas. It doesn't actually kill them
I've tried the Dawn dish soap for fleas. It doesn't actually kill them
#6 - alekshm (11/15/2013) [-]
Yellow jackets? what about the red jackets?
#35 - janeedwards (11/15/2013) [-]
the honey ones won't work with normal grocery store honey, it needs to be honey that hasn't been heat treated (pasteurized). Normal honey is heat treated to kill everything in it - but it also kills all the good stuff
User avatar #32 - karson (11/15/2013) [-]
I thought the muscle ache one was going to say to eat a spoon of horse radish, I just kept thinking "damn that would burn"
#31 - detaherai (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Alka-seltzers, so that is the cure. I would love to get rid of my urinal infection, but I have ulcer.
Alka-seltzers, so that is the cure. I would love to get rid of my urinal infection, but I have ulcer.
User avatar #30 - tiredofthis (11/15/2013) [-]
1/4 cup of honey

Dash of Whiskey

litte dab of butter

Best sore throat cure ever.
#25 - fantomen (11/15/2013) [-]
This **** works great if you have a persistent dry cough.
If you have a soar throat you can make some tea with this in it and it will sooth the pain for a while.
#23 - brainmelter (11/15/2013) [-]
For all the Canadians out there with free healthcare and cheap meds. EH
#16 - eragonaryamurtagh (11/15/2013) [-]
So the amount of sugar in a single bottle of Gatorade is somehow better than the unpleasant side-effects of Paracetamol or Ibuprofen? Firstly Paracetamol really only effects your Liver, but that only happens if you take a huge number of tablets at once or take them everyday for an extended period of time, if you are taking them constantly for around a week you should consult your GP. For Ibuprofen make sure you take it when you have food in your stomach as it damages your stomach lining, however, again, if you're taking it for an extended period of time consult your GP.
User avatar #11 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you have a severely stuffed nosed, eat something extremely spicy like wasabi or curry, not only will you be able to breath, but you'll feed yourself as well
User avatar #8 - mulk (11/15/2013) [-]
the 409 literally is " an all purpose clener"
#4 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
For disinfecting wounds, I used surgical spirit and cotton buds for applying (when appropriate), but I have those in stock for cleaning peircings. Sometimes slightly diluted with water. Glue and splinters?? I'd prefer scalpul/tweezers.   
   
pic unrelated.   
   
Glucose oxidase (enzyme) is present in honey, and is also used to produce hydrogen peroxide   -- But I don't know how effective supermarket-bought honey, especially the cheapest jars or runny honey, would be.   
   
I try not to take paracetamol much, just drink more water for headaches, unless it really persists or for fevers. Being asthmatic, I've never had asprin as it risks bronchospasm - neurophen occasionally and causiously.
For disinfecting wounds, I used surgical spirit and cotton buds for applying (when appropriate), but I have those in stock for cleaning peircings. Sometimes slightly diluted with water. Glue and splinters?? I'd prefer scalpul/tweezers.

pic unrelated.

Glucose oxidase (enzyme) is present in honey, and is also used to produce hydrogen peroxide -- But I don't know how effective supermarket-bought honey, especially the cheapest jars or runny honey, would be.

I try not to take paracetamol much, just drink more water for headaches, unless it really persists or for fevers. Being asthmatic, I've never had asprin as it risks bronchospasm - neurophen occasionally and causiously.
User avatar #2 - hirollin (11/14/2013) [-]
I usually use vinegar for rust. Worked impressively well. Probably cheaper than coke too.
User avatar #1 - scaratel (11/14/2013) [-]
Dunno what kind of pain killers you're using. Aspirin works just fine without side effects.
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