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#6 - jalthelas (08/05/2014) [-]
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#7 to #6 - jalthelas (08/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #7 - ScottP (08/05/2014) [-]
I could never beat that mission. Why do I suck at Hitman games so much?!
#62 to #14 - holmesc (08/05/2014) [-]
How can you "get stuck" on a mission?

You can literally "shoot up" everybody in a mission if you really wanted to.
User avatar #45 to #14 - drturkleton (08/05/2014) [-]
where did you get stuck?
User avatar #48 to #45 - ScottP (08/05/2014) [-]
Trying to kill the first brother in the wine cellar. The guards would always see through my disguise
User avatar #54 to #48 - drturkleton (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh that was easy. Just strangle him when he is tasting some wine and then hide him behind some barrels. Or just rig the chandelier and blow it up when he is speaking with some bald guy under it. You can hide in the closet to time it just right.
#64 to #54 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
you can also just push him into the big wine thingy
User avatar #25 to #6 - zaxzwim (08/05/2014) [-]
he spun so fast his tie changed
#73 to #17 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
"F: Fus Ro Dah"
I don't think that would be basically in the game
User avatar #3 - fezzo (08/04/2014) [-]
*Boop*
#12 - azraelthemage (08/05/2014) [-]
Pfft. Casual.
#41 to #12 - anotherponyaccount (08/05/2014) [-]
Metal Gear reaction thread?
Metal Gear reaction thread?
#58 to #55 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
This is really really good
#20 - DontDeleteMeAgain (08/05/2014) [-]
ah, this takes me back to the co op theater on xplay
User avatar #42 to #20 - mitchimuss ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
You're telling me you sell secret government files on your website, for 98c a day?
#69 to #20 - ichtudirweh (08/05/2014) [-]
**** . I miss X-Play....for reasons...
#23 to #20 - hudge (08/05/2014) [-]
Splinter Cell Co-Op Theater  ( 1/6 ) Bob and Steve I remember that season of X-play. A lot of great games came out around that time, so G4 was actually really good.

Here. It's the first in the 6 part "series". Enjoy, again.
User avatar #77 to #23 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Basically Rooster Teeth on TV?
#38 to #23 - youxbarstard (08/05/2014) [-]
I love you.
#34 - thatdamnllama (08/05/2014) [-]
is it bad if i grew up with games like Splinter Cell and Rainbow Six instead of Mario and Sonic?
User avatar #50 to #34 - pabloenis (08/05/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #61 to #34 - isolovegames (08/05/2014) [-]
Rainbow six was best games. Walked a mile to my friends house everyday just to play rainbow six games on his xbox. THEN I ******* MOVED AND NOW I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!! Hence, why I am now on FJ.
#65 to #34 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
I grew up with Quake, Pokemon and Halo myself
User avatar #66 to #34 - dragonbeeon (08/05/2014) [-]
Yes, it's bad that you grew up with that Instead of Metal Gear
User avatar #75 to #66 - thatdamnllama (08/05/2014) [-]
i played a little Metal Gear too. my brother absolutely loved it though and would barely let me play it, so i got Splinter Cell.
User avatar #76 to #75 - eanirae (08/05/2014) [-]
I don't have a console, so I can't play the newest MGS.
User avatar #57 to #34 - ubisoft (08/05/2014) [-]
Plus Mario and Sanic are overrated anyvvays


Im ready for your rage
User avatar #74 to #57 - thatdamnllama (08/05/2014) [-]
your name is extremely fitting.

i agree. let's take this hate together.
User avatar #36 to #34 - Rei ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #22 - KEpToK (08/05/2014) [-]
Bitch, get on my level! [DX:HR] Don't mind me, officer
#18 - Sworley ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 to #21 - comexx (08/05/2014) [-]
I just realised he cut her hair off.
#5 - archael (08/05/2014) [-]
Splinter Cell master race.

Anyone else thing Chaos Theory was the best of them all?
#10 to #5 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Yessir!

Except I personally think Blacklist is the Chaos Theory of the new style SC's.
User avatar #11 to #10 - captinchikin (08/05/2014) [-]
Hell yeah man, I'm almost done with Blacklist I like to take my games slowly and it's great.
User avatar #13 to #5 - whenuleastxpect (08/05/2014) [-]
I have most memories from Pandora Tomorrow, but I stopped after Chaos Theory though
User avatar #19 to #13 - cfeuer (08/05/2014) [-]
you have my sympathies. Pandora Tomorrow was a horrible horrible game.
#30 to #5 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
SC1 was amazing, Pandorra Tomorrow was just good, Chaos theory was the best, Double agent was intense, conviction plain sucked and black list was quite good but I miss Ironside's voice.
User avatar #33 to #5 - thatdamnllama (08/05/2014) [-]
Chaos Theory > Blacklist > Splinter Cell > Double Agent > Pandora Tomorrow > Conviction
User avatar #43 to #5 - duedum (08/05/2014) [-]
yeah.

videogame soundtracks are ******* garbage but chaos theory actually has good music because its made by Amon Tobin.

well, some of the silent hill games have good music aswell, I guess
#56 to #5 - illogicalvulcan (08/05/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, I always though if they had taken the level disign of Pandora tomorrow and the gameplay and takedown mechanics of CT. That would have been a game for the ages. But I haven't played PT in a long time so my opinion could have changed on that. I don't like the new ones either. All that point, click and let the game play itself for you just seemed to (excuse the term) casualize the game far too much.
#59 to #5 - alexanderh (08/05/2014) [-]
As someone who only really got into splinter cell in blacklist, I have to disagree. From the ones I've tried, blacklist was the best. The ones I tried were the first game (alright. Bit clunky, but fairly fun), blacklist, then chaos theory.
I don't remember much from the first game, except for the tutorial (very interestingly done) and it being alright. A bit too deep for me at the time, because I was too young to grasp the advanced mechanics.
I played through blacklist and had a lot of fun. The plot is meh, but the game mechanics work very well. The tutorial is garbage though, it felt like a generic third person cover based shooter, but the stealth gameplay is pretty fun. It felt pretty fluid movement wise, and I felt like I was mostly in control of my movement (no major problems).
I tried Chaos Theory, but didn't even get through the first level. The controls felt very clunky and non-fluid. I didn't feel in control over how my character moved, and the button layout didn't make sense to me. And in the first level, two people came through a cave where you had to go past them, except they saw me the instant they rounded the corner, and shot at me before I had a chance to react. Overall, not a fun experience.

Basically, blacklist is the only game I truly enjoyed, because the controls were streamlined compared to the other games.
#16 to #5 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Splinter Cell ***** . Too OP.
Payday 2 reference.
User avatar #37 to #5 - herecomesjohnny (08/05/2014) [-]
of COURSE chaos theory was the best, god i miss it
#9 to #5 - trollnoscopy (08/05/2014) [-]
In terms of stealth, yes.

Conviction was fun though
#70 - monsterderp (08/05/2014) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #39 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Would've been funnier if he threw a Styrofoam cup. You can do that in CT.
User avatar #49 to #39 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
remind me of when i played halflife 2

threw a cardboard box at a cop and he came charging into attack me

#4 - morphose (08/04/2014) [-]
**morphose rolled image** Sam's face when
#40 to #4 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Scoobi pls
#26 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
That framerate
#35 - leifen (08/05/2014) [-]
**leifen rolled image**
#71 - RomanR (08/05/2014) [-]
☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
#68 - melolicious (08/05/2014) [-]
inb4 people start making screamers with this video player/format
User avatar #67 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Hitman Absolution: Hiding In Plain Sight
User avatar #53 - alipheesefateburn (08/05/2014) [-]
victory achieved
#47 - biwwy (08/05/2014) [-]
me when i come late at night stoned and im tryna sneak past my parents to bed
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