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#51 - darksideofthebeast
Reply +18
(07/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by zanana
Hey girl, you're like my liver, but in a better way because I've been ******** green **** for a while and that indicates that I'm not producing enough bile.

#55 to #51 - mrgilly
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(07/12/2014) [-]
If you're ******** green ****, that would mean you're releasing wayyy too much bile though, since bile is the green...
#57 to #55 - darksideofthebeast
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
As bile makes its way through to the small intestine and then to the large intestine via the bile ducts, it progressively changes color from green to yellow to brown, due to the action of bacteria in the large intestine on the bile salts.

Green stool often indicates that food has passed through the intestines faster than normal (called decreased bowel transit time), before it could be changed from green to brown. Diarrhea decreases bowel transit time so any condition that causes diarrhea can result in green stool.
#58 to #57 - mrgilly
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(07/12/2014) [-]
...then it has nothing to do with the amount of bile produced, but the speed at which it moves through your system?
#59 to #58 - darksideofthebeast
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
Exactly, it's going through your body (which sometimes can be bile not producing enough) then out.
But it also can be caused by going to fast like in cases with severe diarrhea.
#60 to #59 - mrgilly
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(07/12/2014) [-]
TIL I still have a lot more to learn about the body
#61 to #60 - darksideofthebeast
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I had hypochondria and spent days and nights looking up problems and diseases with the body.
At one point, I thought I had a bile duct problem, so I did research on it.
#56 to #55 - lookatmyhouseofwax
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
Boomer
#71 to #51 - dross
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
Random genetic bowel disorder checking in.

When you're **** looks like this hold on tight, cos it's gunna get painful.
#1 - include
Reply +196
(07/11/2014) [-]
#9 to #1 - burningsmurfs
Reply +4
(07/12/2014) [-]
Anybody remember what that particular guy was called? My friend was looking for stupid pick up lines and I remembered him but couldn't figure out what he was called.
#19 to #9 - warumo
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
i googled pizo pick up boy and i got some. but idk what the actual name is
#31 to #19 - wrocky
Reply +4
(07/12/2014) [-]
boy pick up, bubble gang, ogie alcasid, it's from the philippines. smell with pride
#15 to #9 - axeul
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
This is all I found. I don't remember what it was called. I could have sworn it was just the "Ballin'" meme
#5 to #1 - hydraetis
Reply +9
(07/12/2014) [-]
I loved those
#20 to #1 - childpls
Reply +72
(07/12/2014) [-]
#3 - Sworley ONLINE
Reply +151
(07/11/2014) [-]
dang girl, are you my appendix? cause i thought everything was going fine and then all of sudden you try and kill me in an excruciatingly painful way.
#2 - muffintime ONLINE
Reply +66
(07/11/2014) [-]
Hey gurl is ur dad retarded?

Because I think ur special

sorry for bad english but this post is *******
#6 to #2 - hydraetis
Reply +12
(07/12/2014) [-]
is a* *******
#16 - rippercrust
Reply +46
(07/12/2014) [-]
My gf is like my appendix
i can feel it is about to leave my life, and it will hurt alot
#25 to #16 - WhitePimp
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
I know that feel
#27 to #16 - Orc
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Hang in there l *****
#34 to #16 - vikingesnumerouno
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
**vikingesnumerouno rolled image**

hang in there little black fellow
#63 to #16 - jacksipian
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(07/12/2014) [-]
#66 to #16 - nurples
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
**nurples rolled image** Hang in there lil gentleman of color
**nurples rolled image** Hang in there lil gentleman of color
#17 to #16 - xcoreyx
Reply +5
(07/12/2014) [-]
Hang in there little *****
Hang in there little *****
#23 to #16 - thebaseballexpert
Reply +23
(07/12/2014) [-]
Hang in there lil *****
Hang in there lil *****
#46 to #23 - rnosaj
Reply -1
(07/12/2014) [-]
Lik dis if u cry evertim

Poor little guy :'(
#14 - newvein
Reply +40
(07/12/2014) [-]
My gf is just like my appendix.
I don't have an appendix...
#18 - baitdoesnttalkback
Reply +32
(07/12/2014) [-]
ay girl are you a saltine? cause you're white and you're salty as ****
ay girl are you a saltine? cause you're white and you're salty as ****
#12 - warlockrichard
Reply +23
(07/12/2014) [-]
would you have sex with a stranger?
no?
then allow me to introduce myself
#32 - fourchinsbrah
Reply +16
(07/12/2014) [-]
supreme pickup lines for you lads
#42 to #32 - browsey
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
**** i lost my **** at "plz respond"
#72 to #32 - jimmytwoshoes
Reply +2
(07/12/2014) [-]
"I wanna cover you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado"    
panties will drop
"I wanna cover you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado"
panties will drop
#33 to #32 - scorpionfrommk
Reply +3
(07/12/2014) [-]
"plz respond"
MY ******* SIDES
#36 to #32 - grimmwaters ONLINE
Reply +3
(07/12/2014) [-]
"Wendy's nuts slap yo face"

Slaying the pussy.
#39 - uzzwick
Reply +12
(07/12/2014) [-]