How to pick up med students... . dang girl are you my appendix because I don' t understand how you work but this feeding in my stomach makes me want to take you
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How to pick up med students..

dang girl are you my appendix
because I don' t understand
how you work but this feeding in
my stomach makes me want to
take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest
and most carefully thought out
pickup line We ever read. I
applaud you,
...
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Submitted: 07/11/2014
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User avatar #51 - darksideofthebeast (07/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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Hey girl, you're like my liver, but in a better way because I've been shitting green shit for a while and that indicates that I'm not producing enough bile.

#1 - include (07/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #3 - Sworley (07/11/2014) [-]
dang girl, are you my appendix? cause i thought everything was going fine and then all of sudden you try and kill me in an excruciatingly painful way.
User avatar #2 - muffintime (07/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Hey gurl is ur dad retarded?

Because I think ur special

sorry for bad english but this post is fucking
User avatar #16 - rippercrust (07/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
My gf is like my appendix
i can feel it is about to leave my life, and it will hurt alot
User avatar #14 - newvein (07/12/2014) [-]
My gf is just like my appendix.
I don't have an appendix...
#18 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
ay girl are you a saltine? cause you're white and you're salty as fuck
ay girl are you a saltine? cause you're white and you're salty as fuck
User avatar #12 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
would you have sex with a stranger?
no?
then allow me to introduce myself
#32 - fourchinsbrah (07/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
supreme pickup lines for you lads
User avatar #21 - whatasickname (07/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
dang girl, are you my appendix? cause you have caused me excruciating abdominal pain and if i gently press on you I throw up
#30 - leafonthewind (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
hey girl whats the difference between me and your appendix?   
I am not inside you...yet
hey girl whats the difference between me and your appendix?
I am not inside you...yet
#37 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Ay Baby, You fro Iraq?

Cuz I wanna see you Baghdad ass up!
#45 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
#40 - pransaculass ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
When I first started getting appendix pain I thought it was just a stomach problem that would go away because the pain wasn't that bad. Turned out that my bowel was on top of my appendix, subsiding the pain by applying pressure. Because of that, when it got taken out it was only hours away from bursting point. My body tried to kill me.
#38 - thatguywithpants (07/12/2014) [-]
Ay gurl are you a beaver?   
   
Cus DAAAAMMM!
Ay gurl are you a beaver?

Cus DAAAAMMM!
User avatar #47 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My GF is like an appendix. I'm going to have her removed with surgery soon.
User avatar #53 to #47 - calawesome (07/12/2014) [-]
Because she started causing you physical pain?
User avatar #10 - varrlegrimscythe (07/12/2014) [-]
My appendix went full on Muslim Terrorist on me.
#7 - bluwizard (07/12/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** my pickup line
#4 - mandon (07/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
could easily go south... the appendix is useless and a good life can be lived without it. if she brought that up he'd be screwed.
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