How to pick up med students... . dang girl are you my appendix because I don' t understand how you work but this feeding in my stomach makes me want to take you
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How to pick up med students..

dang girl are you my appendix
because I don' t understand
how you work but this feeding in
my stomach makes me want to
take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest
and most carefully thought out
pickup line We ever read. I
applaud you,
...
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User avatar #51 - darksideofthebeast (07/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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Hey girl, you're like my liver, but in a better way because I've been ******** green **** for a while and that indicates that I'm not producing enough bile.

User avatar #3 - Sworley (07/11/2014) [-]
dang girl, are you my appendix? cause i thought everything was going fine and then all of sudden you try and kill me in an excruciatingly painful way.
#1 - include (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 to #1 - burningsmurfs (07/12/2014) [-]
Anybody remember what that particular guy was called? My friend was looking for stupid pick up lines and I remembered him but couldn't figure out what he was called.
#19 to #9 - warumo (07/12/2014) [-]
i googled pizo pick up boy and i got some. but idk what the actual name is
User avatar #31 to #19 - wrocky (07/12/2014) [-]
boy pick up, bubble gang, ogie alcasid, it's from the philippines. smell with pride
User avatar #15 to #9 - axeul (07/12/2014) [-]
This is all I found. I don't remember what it was called. I could have sworn it was just the "Ballin'" meme
User avatar #5 to #1 - hydraetis (07/12/2014) [-]
I loved those
User avatar #16 - rippercrust (07/12/2014) [-]
My gf is like my appendix
i can feel it is about to leave my life, and it will hurt alot
#66 to #16 - nurples (07/12/2014) [-]
**nurples rolled image** Hang in there lil gentleman of color
**nurples rolled image** Hang in there lil gentleman of color
#25 to #16 - WhitePimp (07/12/2014) [-]
I know that feel
#27 to #16 - Orc (07/12/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Hang in there l *****
#34 to #16 - vikingesnumerouno ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
**vikingesnumerouno rolled image**

hang in there little black fellow
#17 to #16 - xcoreyx (07/12/2014) [-]
Hang in there little 			*****
Hang in there little *****
#23 to #16 - thebaseballexpert (07/12/2014) [-]
Hang in there lil 			*****
Hang in there lil *****
#46 to #23 - rnosaj (07/12/2014) [-]
Lik dis if u cry evertim

Poor little guy :'(
User avatar #14 - newvein (07/12/2014) [-]
My gf is just like my appendix.
I don't have an appendix...
User avatar #12 - warlockrichard (07/12/2014) [-]
would you have sex with a stranger?
no?
then allow me to introduce myself
#32 - fourchinsbrah (07/12/2014) [-]
supreme pickup lines for you lads
User avatar #42 to #32 - browsey (07/12/2014) [-]
**** i lost my **** at "plz respond"
#72 to #32 - jimmytwoshoes (07/12/2014) [-]
"I wanna cover you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado"    
panties will drop
"I wanna cover you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado"
panties will drop
User avatar #33 to #32 - scorpionfrommk (07/12/2014) [-]
"plz respond"
MY ******* SIDES
#36 to #32 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
"Wendy's nuts slap yo face"

Slaying the pussy.
#18 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/12/2014) [-]
ay girl are you a saltine? cause you're white and you're salty as 			****
ay girl are you a saltine? cause you're white and you're salty as ****
User avatar #2 - muffintime (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey gurl is ur dad retarded?

Because I think ur special

sorry for bad english but this post is *******
User avatar #6 to #2 - hydraetis (07/12/2014) [-]
is a* *******
User avatar #21 - whatasickname (07/12/2014) [-]
dang girl, are you my appendix? cause you have caused me excruciating abdominal pain and if i gently press on you I throw up
#26 to #21 - Orc (07/12/2014) [-]
I only threw up three times when I had appendicitis. Each one of those times was from drinking the **** they made me drink before they checked to see if I had it. Whatever that **** is that's supposed to make it show up better, I think.
User avatar #28 to #26 - Darianvincent (07/12/2014) [-]
Is it horrible tasting chalky stuff?
User avatar #62 to #26 - whatasickname (07/12/2014) [-]
or the iodine mixture? my little sister's appendix burst and my grandfather pressed on her appendix gently and she violently threw up after wards, as if it were an "expel all stomach contents" button.
#75 to #62 - Orc (07/12/2014) [-]
I think so. I didn't reply to the other guy because I didn't know what he was talking about.
#30 - leafonthewind (07/12/2014) [-]
hey girl whats the difference between me and your appendix?   
I am not inside you...yet
hey girl whats the difference between me and your appendix?
I am not inside you...yet
#49 to #30 - tylosaurus (07/12/2014) [-]
and then they tell you that they had their appendix removed.
and then they tell you that they had their appendix removed.
User avatar #64 to #49 - leafonthewind (07/12/2014) [-]
tell them that
its going to take more than a team of medical professionals to remove you from that ass

and then get arrested
User avatar #65 to #64 - tylosaurus (07/12/2014) [-]
wut
#37 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Ay Baby, You fro Iraq?

Cuz I wanna see you Baghdad ass up!
#44 to #37 - serterazi (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm stoned already
User avatar #74 to #44 - necrophyxia ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Same
#45 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
#40 - pransaculass (07/12/2014) [-]
When I first started getting appendix pain I thought it was just a stomach problem that would go away because the pain wasn't that bad. Turned out that my bowel was on top of my appendix, subsiding the pain by applying pressure. Because of that, when it got taken out it was only hours away from bursting point. My body tried to kill me.
#38 - thatguywithpants (07/12/2014) [-]
Ay gurl are you a beaver?   
   
Cus DAAAAMMM!
Ay gurl are you a beaver?

Cus DAAAAMMM!
User avatar #70 - aceofshadows (07/12/2014) [-]
Hey girl, your like a smoke alarm because your annoying and won't shut the **** up.
User avatar #22 - manwithmanynames (07/12/2014) [-]
My friend came up with one, and I thought it was actually good, as far as pick-up line could be (not about appendices, but oh well)

*Walk up to girl*
"Is this a construction zone, 'cuz girl... you are working it!"
User avatar #13 - imcharlie (07/12/2014) [-]
ay gurl r u a neopet because our relationship has slowly turned into going through a routine once a day to get free omelettes
User avatar #24 to #13 - soggypancakes (07/12/2014) [-]
Ha!
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