How to measure success in life. . knnwu t: _ n you have. I think you mean "You know you're a douche..."
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#7 - bjornkrage ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
I think you mean "You know you're a douche..."
I think you mean "You know you're a douche..."
User avatar #16 to #7 - wisdomtooth (02/21/2014) [-]
Way to judge someone you've never met. Seems like a pretty douchey thing to do in my book
User avatar #17 to #16 - bjornkrage ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
Buddy.

1: shades inside
2: hat inside, i can get away with this, but it'll be relevant later
3: beard along with hat and sunglasses = hipster
4: and of course, the decal of his own ******* face on his computer, it's not cool, it's stupid.
User avatar #18 to #17 - wisdomtooth (02/21/2014) [-]
He could be a totally nice guy for all you know. I'm just saying
User avatar #19 to #18 - bjornkrage ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
He'd still be hipster even if he was a nice guy.
User avatar #20 to #19 - wisdomtooth (02/21/2014) [-]
Does being a hipster automatically make you a douche?
User avatar #21 to #20 - bjornkrage ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
I actually meant to writer hipster, but yes, being a hipster is 95% of the time, paired with being a douche.
User avatar #35 to #21 - viperish (02/22/2014) [-]
So if it's a sunny day outside and like -20 I can't wear a hat and glasses without being a douche. And as a bonus it somehow makes me a hipster.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bjornkrage ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
holy **** did you even read my post or did you just skim it to see "hat" and "shades"?

i clearly wrote "inside"
User avatar #31 to #21 - adplum (02/22/2014) [-]
95% is still 1/20 people who arent douches
User avatar #23 to #17 - llpanic (02/21/2014) [-]
well by that logic i can say
"anime its not cool its stupid"
"your favorite show its not cool its stupid"
"everyone who watches anime is a ******* weeaboo socially retarded faggot"

and seriously thats no better than what you are doing right now is it?
#33 to #23 - yuukoku (02/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like a weeb just got back from the anime hate board.
#5 - taokami ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
I'd say more like a pompous douche.
User avatar #8 to #5 - dahlirious (02/21/2014) [-]
that picture is awesome
#12 - malkotay (02/21/2014) [-]
Rocco is that you
#10 - MasterManiac (02/21/2014) [-]
Seems more like the kind of twat who masturbates to himself in front of a mirror.
Seems more like the kind of twat who masturbates to himself in front of a mirror.
#29 to #10 - nirin (02/22/2014) [-]
the way you say it makes i sound like it isn't normal to do that.
#4 - dvdstvns (02/21/2014) [-]
>success
>mac
User avatar #27 to #4 - mondominiman ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
He gots da money.
User avatar #30 to #4 - chimpaflimp ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
It means he has more money than brain cells.
User avatar #6 to #4 - samxdaxman (02/21/2014) [-]
It shows you can waste money on a laptop instead of buying one with the same power for much less.
#28 - pointlessroller (02/22/2014) [-]
**pointlessroller rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Memories ** What I have a vinyl decal of.
#9 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (02/21/2014) [-]
kebabs
#24 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
he might actually be a nice guy. you'll never know if you dismiss him as a douche and never talk to him.

now who's the douche?
#3 - naturalman (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, unless you are wearing a stocking cap when its not cold and using a mac.
User avatar #13 to #3 - hor (02/21/2014) [-]
There's nothing wrong with stocking caps, just the assholes who wear them.
User avatar #11 to #3 - articulate (02/21/2014) [-]
You'd be wearing one too if you were that cool.
User avatar #14 - bloofy (02/21/2014) [-]
Looks like a homeless, acts like a douchebag.

The **** , guy. Shades? INDOORS?
#15 to #14 - mytwocents (02/21/2014) [-]
...
and of course he has got an apple.
User avatar #34 to #14 - hierophant (02/22/2014) [-]
Give him the benefit of the doubt; just pretend that he has a high sensitivity to light or just had a visit to the eye doctor not too long ago and they put that stuff in his eyes that make his pupils dilate.
User avatar #32 - foamytesquirrel (02/22/2014) [-]
I thought that guys arm was a giant sandwich.
User avatar #25 - randomwanker (02/21/2014) [-]
to all the people getting their Jimmies rustled... have you considered sarcasm might have been put into this
User avatar #22 - jaysnk (02/21/2014) [-]
I dont see how hes a douche
#1 - angrybarts (02/21/2014) [-]
I dont see it
I dont see it
User avatar #2 to #1 - tyronewatermelon (02/21/2014) [-]
The decal on his laptop in the background is of himself
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