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User avatar #4 - Smushy ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
From someone who has done meth. That wouldnt fool me for a second. Shards are too big, the amount in each bag is waaay to much, and if you really wanting to convince meth head, try using alot less food coloring. Meth that has some kind of hue to it isnt that vivid. Also instead of blue, try pink. Some people use nail polish remover to make "pink chanpane" meth. Much more popular and common.
User avatar #27 to #4 - kyledp (12/04/2015) [-]
What's the high like?
User avatar #30 to #27 - Smushy ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Imagine the feeling of being able to take on the world. You feel confident, you feel like nothing will stop you. Imagine not being scared of anything, anyone, or any challenge.
User avatar #31 to #30 - kyledp (12/04/2015) [-]
So it's kinda like coke?
User avatar #33 to #31 - Smushy ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
yea, except 10x better because instead of being high of 30 min your high for 2 days. And with meth you can feel spread in your blood. Coke just made me hyper, but meth gave energy and it motivates me to do what I didnt want to before. I used to clean my house from top to bottom when i did it.
User avatar #39 to #33 - sobir (12/04/2015) [-]
Take meth and clean house.
Mom buys you more meth
User avatar #7 to #4 - ledd (12/04/2015) [-]
Watch breaking bad.
Also this is how they did their stuff. More or less.
User avatar #8 to #4 - darksideofthebeast (12/04/2015) [-]
Is meth fun, ms. nicetits?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Smushy ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
No its not. I dont advice it, unless you wanna lose alot of weight in a short mount of time.
User avatar #14 to #9 - sanctusdominus ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
wait arnt you the tits rejection lady?
User avatar #25 to #14 - Smushy ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Tits lady yes. Im not exactly sure what rejection you're talking about. Both my pictures did well.
User avatar #44 to #25 - sanctusdominus ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
as in you rejected that guy you knew because he was a massive beta although he was a right about one thing. dem tits are sweet
User avatar #29 to #25 - motherfuckingkenji (12/04/2015) [-]
I think he means the other day when someone was like "I knew you from a thing some time ago" or some **** .
I don't know.

Did you/are you two going to do it? Because that would be cool.
User avatar #32 to #29 - Smushy ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Well, as far as thats going. We are talking and catching up on old times.
User avatar #34 to #32 - motherfuckingkenji (12/04/2015) [-]
Well that's always a good thing.
Just know that if you wanted the dick, literally all you would need to say is "Let's **** ". If you two do end up doing that, I'm sure many people on here would want pictures and **** .
Either way, you two kiddos have fun now.

I wish I could catch up with my high school crush; it wasn't until a couple years after I graduated that I learned she had always had a boner for me. I thought she always considered me as a brother or some **** , but if she had even hinted at her affection, we would have done the diddly so so much. Now that she's moved far away, she's fat and has kids. It's a bad time.
User avatar #36 to #34 - Smushy ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
we didnt go to the same school, he went to my big brother school. we just happen to go to life guarding training together.
User avatar #37 to #36 - motherfuckingkenji (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh, so it's more like a "we were acquaintances for a few months or whatever but there was never actually anything between us" kind of thing?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Smushy ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
/Fjer+spills+his+spaghetti/funny-picture s/5757408/128#128
User avatar #40 to #38 - motherfuckingkenji (12/04/2015) [-]
Well hey that's neat. Just ask him if he's seeing anyone, and if he says no, follow it up with something like "You wanna be?"
cum on m8, you girls have it easy; most of the time you could just be like "Let's go out" and you're in.
Might be a bit awkward for a short while though, considering he has seen your boobles.

"This is Ling. Be not concerned of her shyness, for it will pass." *booby flash* "There you go."
User avatar #10 to #9 - darksideofthebeast (12/04/2015) [-]
I just use ritalin for that. Had to stop doing it because of high blood pressure, I was snorting it and **** tho cuz lol yolo.
Got offered coke too recently, didn't do it, never done it. I'm assuming you've done coke?
User avatar #15 to #10 - darktoucan (12/04/2015) [-]
oh oh i did. it sucks ass bro. i was hyper aware of everything for like 15 mins then wanted more coke. never again
#35 to #10 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
Never got the fun of Ritalin, atleast big-up and just get speed. Same with coca too, because coca kicks like a guy on k, which is not at all.
User avatar #43 to #35 - darksideofthebeast (12/04/2015) [-]
It all works different on everybody. For me, it sped me up like ******* CRAZY... and it also gave me a huge burst of euphoria... for a while.
User avatar #16 to #4 - royrogersmcfreely (12/04/2015) [-]
Use to smoke potpourri from the smoke shops. Can't believe how stupid I was and can't believe it was legal here in Oregon. So glad it's gone
User avatar #24 to #16 - Smushy ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I used to smoke the **** big time too. We call it fake bake in texas
User avatar #5 to #4 - rplix [OP](12/04/2015) [-]
No one said they are trying to convince people it's actual meth, it's ******* rock candy.

And it's blue because it's based on Heisenberg's meth in Breaking Bad.
#6 to #5 - Smushy ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Even so. Take pride in your workmanship.

User avatar #20 to #6 - eggfriedriece (12/04/2015) [-]
Take pride in your chest
User avatar #11 - becefalus (12/04/2015) [-]
Do not do this it will make mustard gas
#12 - pyrothermal (12/04/2015) [-]
GIF
I am, actually.
#2 - fourtwentt (12/03/2015) [-]
You gonna get ricin'd, bitch
#17 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
sugar, aka white death - should be banned
User avatar #18 to #17 - mentlgen ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Thanks, Ken M
#19 to #18 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
the hammer in this drug recipe looks scary to, the children may die
hammers should be banned
User avatar #26 to #19 - putinlover (12/04/2015) [-]
The children can die, causing depression.
Ban children.
#28 - uberjach (12/04/2015) [-]
So you put sugar into water, making syrup. And then you add syrup. 10/10
User avatar #42 to #28 - holycrapimacupcake (12/04/2015) [-]
Flavoring syrup you doughnut.
#22 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - ashampoo (12/04/2015) [-]
i dont know why they couldn't find this repost of a repost of a re post in breaking bad
User avatar #13 - darkdragonswrath (12/04/2015) [-]
Can i substitute syrup for blue raspberry vodka? Also would i still need the food coloring?
User avatar #23 to #13 - assdoreponyfucker (12/04/2015) [-]
pretty sure alcohol will mess up the hardening process
#3 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
and boil tea leaves in it for some taste
User avatar #1 - watermeloncyborgs (12/03/2015) [-]
That actually looks pretty tasty.
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