How to make a New Year's Baby
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It's getting to be about new years and everyone is starting to think up ideas for their new year's baby.
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Back on the quality of the parts; a good vessel should be properly aged. Don't just get a baby then remove the limbs from the body. Hang it up in a tree, run it over with your car, bury it in the yard.
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It's getting to be about new years and everyone is starting to think up ideas for their new year's baby.
But if you're a little stuck I've got some nice tips and tricks to get you going.
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The best New Year's Babies come from the best baby parts. Personally I like to buy from a local dealer(pictured) but there's nothing wrong with buying them at Walmart, Target or wherever.
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Back on the quality of the parts; a good vessel should be properly aged. Don't just get a baby then remove the limbs from the body. Hang it up in a tree, run it over with your car, bury it in the yard.
I see a lot of people skip this step and then they don't understand why their new year's baby is so weak. It's because they coddled them and didn't let them experience the horrors of life.
Pictured is Bernard. He truly went through hell and back. Here he was on his last leg (literally!)
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Eventually it will become time to remove any limbs that didn't fall off naturally during the aging process. The body is soft and weak, not suitable as a vessel. Remove the limbs however you want.
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Now you should have a sizeable collection of properly aged baby parts.
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When attaching a limb to a head you should hold the limb up to the head and use a washable marker to mark around the limb. When you cut you should NOT be cutting to the mark you made. It's meant to be a tight fit.
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Using a knife cut a hole smaller than the mark, then wash the mark off. Then you just gotta force the limb in, if you're not used to the circle cut you might be tempted to cut larger holes, but to reiterate: It should be a tight fit. A tight fit makes for a strong vessel. If you accidently cut yourself make sure you spread the blood on the baby.
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This is an X-cut. It's more beginner friendly than the circle cut, but it leaves visible marks and deformities. If it's your first new year's baby I would go with the X-cut, but you should really move on to the circle cut eventually.
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We all get stuck sometimes and wonder where to go from here. If you find yourself not sure what to put where, commune with the spirit that will inhabiting the vessel. All you need is 5 candles in a star shape, with your work-in-progress in the center. The limbs connecting the candles are optional, but can be helpful. Keep other new year's babies out of the room when you do this.
One final step that too many people forget. At midnight on Easter sunday you need to baptise it. Fail to do so and you will lose your power over it and it will leave. There's no shame in missing it once or twice, hell I've done it (miss the **** out of that guy) , but make sure you do it.
I'll leave you with some pictures of my Previous New Year's Babies. My current work in progress one is pictured in the candle step as I was unsure where to go from there.
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This is GrSteveory, it was an early model, you can see I used a permanent marker to mark our cuts. Nooby mistake.
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Another early one. Just an absolute mess. Never named, was more of a test to see if I could get something standing on two feet.
This one isn't mine, it was made by a friend. I don't remember it's name unfortunately. You can see a couple X-cuts, and they clearly cut themselves a couple times based on the blood. But I like the design.
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Also never named, it started as a failed attempt to return Ruffetto(First picture in the comp) back to me after I failed to baptise him. I was not able to recreate the vessel, and was unable to contact his spirit. So then I just did this.
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Beauty and the Beast. Beast is the baby in the back, Beauty is in the middle looking into Beast's eyes, and the one in the front in their child. The liquid is Beauties womb: It appears they're having another child!
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