How to make 'Heisenberg' meth. . when the water gets thick end the e little take the pet eff the Steve. new it en can at baking sheet. it' ll take up he at .! U
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#70 - trivdiego (10/17/2013) [-]
been waiting to use this
been waiting to use this
#7 - chudan (10/16/2013) [-]
But does its purity match Heisenberg-level?
User avatar #35 to #7 - crazyhindu (10/17/2013) [-]
No because Heisenberg meth is cotton candy while op's is a lowly lemon.
#45 to #7 - iamsofakingawesome (10/17/2013) [-]
No, because he forgot the aluminum
#109 - dovahsix (10/17/2013) [-]
But can I have it for breakfast?
#24 - propanex (10/17/2013) [-]
That's what she said.
#250 to #24 - dinoking (10/17/2013) [-]
Opposite of viagra
User avatar #76 to #24 - hairysmellyanus (10/17/2013) [-]
You should seek medical attention like the commercials tell you.
#22 - crystalblue (10/17/2013) [-]
shamefully posting for no other reason than my username
#307 to #22 - hotrodmeatstick **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
Would be nice if you name was meth too.
#188 to #22 - thisusernamesux (10/17/2013) [-]
would be nice if your name was blue too.
#3 - mcshwagger (10/16/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who wants to hand these out to kids on Halloween?
Am I the only one who wants to hand these out to kids on Halloween?
#93 to #3 - nighkey (10/17/2013) [-]
Reading your comment, I kinda put my head down and clicked the green thumb...
#321 to #3 - Pein (10/17/2013) [-]
Haha Thanks for that
Haha Thanks for that
#91 to #3 - Bravechampion (10/17/2013) [-]
I just showed my roommate this, we decided we were going to give these to kids for Halloween, then I scrolled down and saw your comment. So, nope, you are not alone.
I just showed my roommate this, we decided we were going to give these to kids for Halloween, then I scrolled down and saw your comment. So, nope, you are not alone.
User avatar #161 to #91 - rockamekishiko (10/17/2013) [-]
doubt kids would take home made stuff like that.
#170 to #161 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
What kind of dangerous country does you live in where you don't trust your neighborhood enough to not kill your children with home made candy?
User avatar #172 to #170 - rockamekishiko (10/17/2013) [-]
America. All of my friends from here have taught me that you can't trust anyone, healthcare is ****** up and corporations are out to get you.
#326 to #172 - part (10/26/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late response, but if corporations are out to get you, why would you eat candy made by corporations and not eat candy made by average folk?
#202 to #172 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
Make sense. I understand your anxiety about the whole thing now.
#221 to #3 - sippay (10/17/2013) [-]
And then these two walk in and tell you to stop selling their product.
#34 to #3 - eyecontacthandjob (10/17/2013) [-]
It took me way too long to read your gif.  Why you gotta do that? It coulda been a jpeg
It took me way too long to read your gif. Why you gotta do that? It coulda been a jpeg
User avatar #265 to #34 - Encarna (10/17/2013) [-]
Click and drag the picture when the words appear.
#153 to #34 - namdrut (10/17/2013) [-]
because 			****		 logic!
because **** logic!
#38 to #3 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
I would never let my kids eat something that hasn't been prepackaged.
#270 - jonki (10/17/2013) [-]
"It'll take up to 4 hours until it's completely hard"
User avatar #46 - warbob (10/17/2013) [-]
>make it look transperent instead of blue
>pretend to eat glass in public
#211 - meuk (10/17/2013) [-]
it'll take up to 4 hours before it's completely hard
#111 - themanicmurican (10/17/2013) [-]
"they know our secret...
"they know our secret...
#167 to #111 - missions (10/17/2013) [-]
little did they know back then... good times
#67 - spidahridah (10/17/2013) [-]
Is it illegal to trick junkies to think your stuff is the real product, and then sell it to them for corresponding price? Like, will you get a penalty being caught for selling this blue syrup to a person who thinks it legitimately is amphetamine for a lot of money?   
While it's swindlery, its swindlery of a product that otherwise would be illegal.   
If someone knew the answer to this, I'd be highly grateful.
Is it illegal to trick junkies to think your stuff is the real product, and then sell it to them for corresponding price? Like, will you get a penalty being caught for selling this blue syrup to a person who thinks it legitimately is amphetamine for a lot of money?
While it's swindlery, its swindlery of a product that otherwise would be illegal.
If someone knew the answer to this, I'd be highly grateful.
#145 to #67 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
That's the best way I've ever heard to get shot in the face
#216 to #67 - runningwyeld (10/17/2013) [-]
no. you're selling candy. and that's legal.
#220 to #67 - starshroom (10/17/2013) [-]
Agreed. It is illegal but you won't get turned in cuz the buyer will get in just as much trouble as you, but it's bad form to sell bad product for good money and the second the junkie tries your delicious candy his first thought will be "I'm gonna beat this little **** to pulp", or even kill you depending on the level of crazy. Be careful
#255 to #67 - patagon (10/17/2013) [-]
you'll probably need to be registred as a company and pay taxes and **** for it to be legal but other than that, it should be legal.
#308 to #67 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
No I don't think it will be illegal.

you'll get stabbed for it so I don't think it is worth it though.
#219 to #67 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
"Is it illegaler to sell fake product than to buy meth?" Heh
User avatar #274 to #67 - makethingsworse (10/17/2013) [-]
How about this...don't sell Meth-heads blue rock candy. That's probably up there on the list of " **** That You Thought Was Funny, But is Actually Going to Get You Killed".
User avatar #98 to #67 - newforomador (10/17/2013) [-]
Well, it's unlikely they would turn you in, because it would be admitting that they were trying to buy meth. However, it's a good way to get killed for tricking somebody that might be in a gang.
User avatar #72 to #67 - trale (10/17/2013) [-]
Yes it is illegal, same thing if you said oregano was weed or something.
User avatar #95 to #72 - adrilazzaro (10/17/2013) [-]
But what if you never directly said it was meth? and never directly said it wasnt candy? with a right choosing of words would it be legal then?
User avatar #176 to #95 - lamarsmithgot (10/17/2013) [-]
yes, but you'd still get shot in the face.

Which in my opinion is a bit worse than being arrested
#77 to #67 - lemortedemiller (10/17/2013) [-]
also good way to get murder stabbed by a junkie
#2 - nossywarwickkk (10/16/2013) [-]
no light-bulb i wont "take the pet eff the Steve." i am too classy for that.
User avatar #32 to #29 - cossackwhoop (10/17/2013) [-]
Why haven't I seen this, or why am I seeing this?
User avatar #52 to #32 - turretbuddy (10/17/2013) [-]
Mike was patting down walt presumably for anything d-d-d-angerous
#184 - incest (10/17/2013) [-]
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#185 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Yea but on a serious note. if you try to pass this off for meth and sell it its likely you will be murdered.
#195 to #185 - iveseensomethings (10/17/2013) [-]
They will then boil your body down and put you in their pipes and some you
They will then boil your body down and put you in their pipes and some you
#248 to #195 - trevanman ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
may I ask the source of this gif?
User avatar #256 to #248 - underporches (10/17/2013) [-]
I may be wrong, but it looks like Another.
#257 to #256 - trevanman ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
another what?
wait.
is another the name of it?
User avatar #259 to #257 - underporches (10/17/2013) [-]
Another is the name of both the series and the novel it's based on.
#260 to #259 - trevanman ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
okay.
thanks, man.
have a thumb
#103 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4026701 at Friendly ** stay out of my territory
#36 - scottysglasses (10/17/2013) [-]
Jesse, I ate all the meth, and sold all the blue candy.    
Am I the one who knocks, Am I really?
Jesse, I ate all the meth, and sold all the blue candy.
Am I the one who knocks, Am I really?
#27 - verycoolcat (10/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #306 to #302 - dickticklerluv (10/17/2013) [-]
what does the tio say
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