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#5 - glorinar
Reply +95
(03/19/2014) [-]
>It'll take up to 4 hours until it's completely hard
#6 to #5 - accountabilibuddy
Reply +233
(03/19/2014) [-]
Aren't you supposed to call a doctor after that point?
#12 to #6 - faelysse
Reply +16
(03/19/2014) [-]
If I remember correctly, you should call erectrician
#20 to #6 - MasterManiac
Reply +10
(03/19/2014) [-]
As related as it gets.
#14 - furrysheaperd
Reply +129
(03/19/2014) [-]
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#15 - crowd
Reply +71
(03/19/2014) [-]
I think my grandpa said something similar once.
#21 to #15 - assturtle
Reply +5
(03/19/2014) [-]
you, sir or ma'am, yes.
#22 to #15 - thefunnyside
Reply +12
(03/19/2014) [-]
YFW


#2 - aerious
Reply +51
(03/18/2014) [-]
#55 to #2 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
Reply 0
(03/19/2014) [-]
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#19 - bjorntheberserk
Reply +48
(03/19/2014) [-]
>Gets raided by police
>Maintains his innocence and resists arrest
>Policebrutality.jpg
>Run tests find out its not real meth
>Plants real meth in house instead
>Gets ********** by bubba in prison


You dun goofed.
#23 to #19 - jewsburninindaoven
Reply +24
(03/19/2014) [-]
You forgot step 1
>Be black
#48 to #23 - AdamBaum
Reply +2
(03/19/2014) [-]
>Implying police aren't pigs and won't bacon you because you're white

#24 - klutzyspy
Reply -24
(03/19/2014) [-]
Ill translate for americans:

add 1,234/11th of a foot of water and heat it to 44,67F boiling.
then add 2 cups, 1 martiniglass and 3 piches of sugar.
when it turns slightly #FFFF00 add 0,1 yard of C12H22O11 and 1 stone of #0000FF.

Cool it to room temperature at 44,66F and break it with Fe on some Agathis robusta.


Now it's converted to your "easy" system
#31 to #24 - dafuqisdisshit
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(03/19/2014) [-]
#32 to #24 - anon
Reply 0
(03/19/2014) [-]
This has to be one of the saddest trolling attempted I've ever seen...its not even worthy of a down thumb.
#33 to #32 - klutzyspy
Reply -5
(03/19/2014) [-]
how is this in any way trolling? are you one of those 12 year olds who have no idea what trolling is?

This is called parody/mocking. Not trolling.
#34 to #24 - imagnetsux
Reply 0
(03/19/2014) [-]
pretty sure the british use hexcodes and chemical formulas.
#35 to #34 - klutzyspy
Reply -2
(03/19/2014) [-]
ye brits are at this **** as well!
#37 to #35 - imagnetsux
Reply 0
(03/19/2014) [-]
hexcodes for colors, chemical formulas, periodic symbols, and latin names are used internationally.
#43 to #24 - TheFixer
Reply 0
(03/19/2014) [-]
guys hes obviously trolling.
#63 to #24 - klutzyspy
Reply 0
(03/20/2014) [-]
i like all the retards who thought i was serious and tries to lecture me
#64 to #63 - anon
Reply 0
(03/20/2014) [-]
If you meant that you would have said it before the comment was lost to most
#65 to #64 - klutzyspy
Reply 0
(03/20/2014) [-]
i did 23 hours ago.
most people would get it but i guess americans dont
#57 to #24 - aceofshadows
Reply +1
(03/19/2014) [-]
because here in the U.S. we measure sugar by martini glasses.


Nice try.
#30 to #24 - iizsimon
Reply +4
(03/19/2014) [-]
aw come on, at least i thought it was kinda funny lol
#36 to #24 - teevee
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(03/19/2014) [-]
#39 to #24 - underporches
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(03/19/2014) [-]
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#41 to #24 - derpwolf ONLINE
Reply +8
(03/19/2014) [-]
In degrees Fahrenheit, it takes 212 degrees to boil water.
Also you don't measure volume in feet in the Imperial system, you measure it in gallons, quarts, pints, or... I think some measuring cups have mililitres.
#28 to #24 - colonelbyers
Reply +9
(03/19/2014) [-]
#27 to #24 - thebaseballexpert
Reply +10
(03/19/2014) [-]
#42 to #24 - RageRambo
Reply +10
(03/19/2014) [-]
US measuring cups have metric measurements ********.
#26 to #24 - deathweaver
Reply +13
(03/19/2014) [-]
Are you high?
#29 to #24 - skeptical
Reply +38
(03/19/2014) [-]
We use periods (.) to mark decimals
We use periods (.) to mark decimals
#13 - levitatingscrotum
Reply +16
(03/19/2014) [-]
Stay out of my territory.
#17 - nexdemise
Reply +13
(03/19/2014) [-]
Both this and actual meth will ruin your teeth.
#4 - dracolegacy
Reply +9
(03/19/2014) [-]
Breaking Bad Crystal Meth Rock Candy | Dessert Ideas | Just Add Sugar here's some real instructions that will get you results.
#25 - autoflame
Reply +7
(03/19/2014) [-]
cough Rock Candy cough