How to make Heisenberg Meth. . when the water gets thick em! the e little take the pet eff the Steve. new it en can at baking sheet. it' ll take up he at .! UNI
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How to make Heisenberg Meth

when the water gets thick em! the e little
take the pet eff the Steve.
new it en can at baking sheet.
it' ll take up he at .! UNI its ' herd.
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User avatar #5 - glorinar (03/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>It'll take up to 4 hours until it's completely hard
User avatar #6 to #5 - accountabilibuddy (03/19/2014) [-]
Aren't you supposed to call a doctor after that point?
#14 - furrysheaperd (03/19/2014) [-]
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#15 - crowd (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I think my grandpa said something similar once.
#2 - aerious (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #19 - bjorntheberserk (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Gets raided by police
>Maintains his innocence and resists arrest
>Policebrutality.jpg
>Run tests find out its not real meth
>Plants real meth in house instead
>Gets ********** by bubba in prison


You dun goofed.
#24 - klutzyspy (03/19/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Ill translate for americans:

add 1,234/11th of a foot of water and heat it to 44,67F boiling.
then add 2 cups, 1 martiniglass and 3 piches of sugar.
when it turns slightly #FFFF00 add 0,1 yard of C12H22O11 and 1 stone of #0000FF.

Cool it to room temperature at 44,66F and break it with Fe on some Agathis robusta.


Now it's converted to your "easy" system
#29 to #24 - skeptical (03/19/2014) [-]
We use periods (.) to mark decimals
We use periods (.) to mark decimals
#13 - levitatingscrotum (03/19/2014) [-]
Stay out of my territory.
#17 - nexdemise ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Both this and actual meth will ruin your teeth.
User avatar #4 - dracolegacy (03/19/2014) [-]
Breaking Bad Crystal Meth Rock Candy | Dessert Ideas | Just Add Sugar here's some real instructions that will get you results.
User avatar #25 - autoflame (03/19/2014) [-]
cough Rock Candy cough
User avatar #40 - tffan (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pass it around at school. Troll teachers.
#54 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/19/2014) [-]
Yupp. That's pretty much all there is to it.
Yupp. That's pretty much all there is to it.
#56 - oborawatabinost (03/19/2014) [-]
It looked more complicated on the show
#44 - toncheky (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That's what I said.
User avatar #18 - tranquilizer ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Well I know what I'm getting for Halloween
#11 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
Sigh... And now the DEA is going to be on my ass. Thanks, Tava.
User avatar #10 - moshimoshi (03/19/2014) [-]
Hmmm, yes. Next time I go out I think I'll mix some salmiak and a dab of liquorice in little baggies (love that stuff) and leave some lying around. Then I'll position myself close to the toilets and take pictures of the weeping, red eyed suckers that come out after trying to snort ammonium chloride. Bonus points if the cops take me in for questioning.
User avatar #38 - woodenalligator (03/19/2014) [-]
Damn, I'm boiling the water right now, but I don't have any food coloring.
User avatar #9 - heretofuckshitup (03/19/2014) [-]
spoilers this is not meth do not snort or smoke. you don't get high
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