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How to make Heisenberg Meth

when the water gets thick em! the e little
take the pet eff the Steve.
new it en can at baking sheet.
it' ll take up he at .! UNI its ' herd.
heme we entered it.
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#15 - crowd (03/19/2014) [-]
I think my grandpa said something similar once.
#21 to #15 - assturtle (03/19/2014) [-]
you, sir or ma'am, yes.
User avatar #19 - bjorntheberserk (03/19/2014) [-]
>Gets raided by police
>Maintains his innocence and resists arrest
>Policebrutality.jpg
>Run tests find out its not real meth
>Plants real meth in house instead
>Gets ********** by bubba in prison


You dun goofed.
User avatar #23 to #19 - jewsburninindaoven (03/19/2014) [-]
You forgot step 1
>Be black
User avatar #48 to #23 - AdamBaum (03/19/2014) [-]
>Implying police aren't pigs and won't bacon you because you're white

User avatar #5 - glorinar (03/19/2014) [-]
>It'll take up to 4 hours until it's completely hard
User avatar #6 to #5 - accountabilibuddy (03/19/2014) [-]
Aren't you supposed to call a doctor after that point?
#20 to #6 - MasterManiac (03/19/2014) [-]
As related as it gets.
#12 to #6 - faelysse (03/19/2014) [-]
If I remember correctly, you should call erectrician
#14 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - aerious (03/18/2014) [-]
#17 - nexdemise ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Both this and actual meth will ruin your teeth.
User avatar #25 - autoflame (03/19/2014) [-]
cough Rock Candy cough
User avatar #4 - dracolegacy (03/19/2014) [-]
Breaking Bad Crystal Meth Rock Candy | Dessert Ideas | Just Add Sugar here's some real instructions that will get you results.
#54 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/19/2014) [-]
Yupp. That's pretty much all there is to it.
Yupp. That's pretty much all there is to it.
#13 - levitatingscrotum (03/19/2014) [-]
Stay out of my territory.
User avatar #40 - tffan (03/19/2014) [-]
Pass it around at school. Troll teachers.
#46 to #40 - ivehadworse (03/19/2014) [-]
You loveable little **** .
+3
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#44 - toncheky ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
That's what I said.
User avatar #47 to #44 - Keoul (03/19/2014) [-]
So.. you have erectile dysfunction?
User avatar #61 to #47 - toncheky ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - tranquilizer (03/19/2014) [-]
Well I know what I'm getting for Halloween
#11 - Rascal (03/19/2014) [-]
Sigh... And now the DEA is going to be on my ass. Thanks, Tava.
User avatar #10 - moshimoshi (03/19/2014) [-]
Hmmm, yes. Next time I go out I think I'll mix some salmiak and a dab of liquorice in little baggies (love that stuff) and leave some lying around. Then I'll position myself close to the toilets and take pictures of the weeping, red eyed suckers that come out after trying to snort ammonium chloride. Bonus points if the cops take me in for questioning.
#24 - klutzyspy (03/19/2014) [-]
Ill translate for americans:

add 1,234/11th of a foot of water and heat it to 44,67F boiling.
then add 2 cups, 1 martiniglass and 3 piches of sugar.
when it turns slightly #FFFF00 add 0,1 yard of C12H22O11 and 1 stone of #0000FF.

Cool it to room temperature at 44,66F and break it with Fe on some Agathis robusta.


Now it's converted to your "easy" system
User avatar #34 to #24 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
pretty sure the british use hexcodes and chemical formulas.
#35 to #34 - klutzyspy (03/19/2014) [-]
ye brits are at this **** as well!
User avatar #37 to #35 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
hexcodes for colors, chemical formulas, periodic symbols, and latin names are used internationally.
User avatar #43 to #24 - TheFixer (03/19/2014) [-]
guys hes obviously trolling.
#63 to #24 - klutzyspy (03/20/2014) [-]
i like all the retards who thought i was serious and tries to lecture me
#64 to #63 - Rascal (03/20/2014) [-]
If you meant that you would have said it before the comment was lost to most
#65 to #64 - klutzyspy (03/20/2014) [-]
i did 23 hours ago.
most people would get it but i guess americans dont
#32 to #24 - Rascal (03/19/2014) [-]
This has to be one of the saddest trolling attempted I've ever seen...its not even worthy of a down thumb.
#33 to #32 - klutzyspy (03/19/2014) [-]
how is this in any way trolling? are you one of those 12 year olds who have no idea what trolling is?

This is called parody/mocking. Not trolling.
User avatar #57 to #24 - aceofshadows (03/19/2014) [-]
because here in the U.S. we measure sugar by martini glasses.


Nice try.
User avatar #30 to #24 - iizsimon (03/19/2014) [-]
aw come on, at least i thought it was kinda funny lol
User avatar #26 to #24 - deathweaver (03/19/2014) [-]
Are you high?
User avatar #41 to #24 - derpwolf ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
In degrees Fahrenheit, it takes 212 degrees to boil water.
Also you don't measure volume in feet in the Imperial system, you measure it in gallons, quarts, pints, or... I think some measuring cups have mililitres.
User avatar #42 to #24 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
US measuring cups have metric measurements ******** .
#29 to #24 - skeptical (03/19/2014) [-]
We use periods (.) to mark decimals
We use periods (.) to mark decimals
User avatar #60 - ishallsmiteyou (03/19/2014) [-]
I want to sell this to drug addicts, make a quick buck and bug out forever.
User avatar #58 - amberleafwoohoo (03/19/2014) [-]
deeeeeep

i guess this is how to tag on fj > crappants
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