How to know if your teacher has given up. . one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KN
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How to know if your teacher has given up

one time in math class my teacher
was really pissed at us and he was
yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW
BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW
ADDITION? WHAT' S TWO PLUS
TWO'? COREY. WHAT' S TWO PLUS
TWO'?" and poor Corey wasn' t
paying attention so i leaned over to
him and whispered "seven" and he
blurted out "'' and i have
never laughed harder and i doubt i
ever will
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#79 - angrybarts (11/27/2013) [+] (15 replies)
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Everyone here is a ******
#19 - xxinxjiexlinxx (11/27/2013) [-]
This is just like this one time in high school.

>health class
>teacher teaching stuff about cancer
>"Class, does anyone know specific types of cancer?"
>homie next to me raises his hand
>"Skin cancer?"
>Teacher is going hardcore on his ass.
>"What kind of skin cancer?"
>he doesn't know
>his palms get sweaty
>looks to me for help
>I'm totally ready
>whisper "foreskin"
>homie yells "FORESKIN CANCER"
>class erupts in laughter
>teacher almost pisses herself
>homie has no clue what transpired
>15 minutes later class is still laughing
>bell rings
>mfw I didn't learn anything about cancer that day
#37 to #19 - suckittrebek (11/27/2013) [-]
Oh god yes!!
Oh god yes!!
#39 to #19 - secondfunction (11/27/2013) [-]
**secondfunction rolls 13** Here friend, take my roll and my thumb.
**secondfunction rolls 13** Here friend, take my roll and my thumb.
User avatar #96 to #19 - sspacecore (11/27/2013) [-]
this needs a sticky
User avatar #99 to #19 - dummerbaztard (11/27/2013) [-]
Did anyone else expect lyrics from Lose Yourself
User avatar #102 to #99 - xxinxjiexlinxx (11/27/2013) [-]
Well that opportunity only comes once in a lifetime.
#26 to #19 - thequickster ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
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#28 - Ripper (11/27/2013) [-]
>Be me in Belgium
>13 years old
> Teacher is mad screaming **** at class
> I am not paying attentionn, daydeaming, minding my own business
> Teacher :" Why are you guys making so much noise?
> She says she can't hear herself: " Am I not allowed to talk in this class"?
> Me: "No"
> Everyone is staring at me,
> I realise
> mfw
#65 to #28 - derppopotamus (11/27/2013) [-]
double negative, she should have given you some chocolate.
User avatar #17 - myaccountisnew (11/27/2013) [-]
Once, in the 4th grade, we were taking a spelling test. The teacher calls out the word, and I ask her how do you spell that. She got half way through the word before she caught herself.
User avatar #113 to #17 - yutdollacwwwthree (11/28/2013) [-]
A kid did that once during a school-wide spelling bee when I was in about 6th grade.
User avatar #118 to #17 - nyawgga (11/28/2013) [-]
And you REMEMBER that??
User avatar #158 to #118 - myaccountisnew (11/28/2013) [-]
Yeah. I don't think it's really unusual, most people remember snippets from their elementary days.
User avatar #27 to #17 - retentions (11/27/2013) [-]
we once had a substitute teacher when we were taking a spelling test and she asked how we normally do the test. everyone in the class told her that she writes the list of words on the board and we write down what they mean on our papers. she did it and to this day they teacher never found out
#6 - adrycro (11/27/2013) [-]
This reminds me of a story from my elementary school

>history class, last week of school
>guy answering to get a passing grade
>doesnt know to answer a single question
>professor doesnt want to flunk him so she points to an overhead projector(grafoskop in my language) and tells him if he can tell her what that is he wont flunk the subject
>guy stares at it and thinks deeply
>other guy thats sitting in the first bench starts whispering
>''gramophone, gramophone''
>the guy thats answering confidently says gramophone
>teacher stares at him at disbelief and sends him back to his place
#8 to #6 - Rascal (11/27/2013) [-]
are you serbian ?
#9 to #8 - adrycro (11/27/2013) [-]
Croatian
User avatar #12 to #9 - heartgoldawesome (11/27/2013) [-]
Profesori bi uvijek stavljali grafoskope na moju klupu i ostavili 20 cm...
User avatar #35 to #12 - dubslao (11/27/2013) [-]
gesundheit
#14 to #12 - adrycro (11/27/2013) [-]
Htjeli su ti poručiti da ti ne trebaš zapisivati njihovo gradivo
User avatar #15 to #14 - heartgoldawesome (11/27/2013) [-]
I nisam, bila je povijest
#25 to #15 - kipluck (11/27/2013) [-]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
#29 to #25 - kiboz ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Ko te jebe
User avatar #31 to #15 - suikerpapa (11/27/2013) [-]
ti je budjav kurac
User avatar #34 to #33 - suikerpapa (11/27/2013) [-]
A phony's gotta do, what a phony's gotta do
#40 to #6 - labudin (11/27/2013) [-]
U 8. razredu bio je jedan kod nas što je moro odgovarat vjeronauk za 2. Pošto je bio mentalno retardiran nije znao ništ, a onda mu je prof iz vj reko da napiše VJERONAUK na ploču i imat će 2. I piše ti tako on slovo po slovo i dođe do zadnjeg pa se uzjebe. Na kraju je napisao: VJERONAUČ. E cijeli se razred pokido od smijeha.
#21 - zxcvssv (11/27/2013) [-]
Similar story with me in biology year 8 or 9.
>Learning about muscles and ****
>Sit next to a dumb chick
>Teacher asks what causes the cramps in your muscles
>The chick knows it's something with an L sound because the teacher went over it 30 god damn seconds ago but can't pull the words ''lactic acid'' out of her mouth
>Looks at me for reassurance
>I say ''Lemon juice'' rather loudly
>She repeats, in a confident manner not realising what she's done


Laughed for 5 minutes straight
User avatar #36 to #21 - mattyjay (11/27/2013) [-]
oh god yes, pls pm me
User avatar #123 to #21 - poxopi (11/28/2013) [-]
And lactic acid is due to anaerobic respiration.
User avatar #16 - trizzlefizzle (11/27/2013) [-]
>also math class
>learning about percentages or something
>completely zoned out thinking about video games
>teacher asks "what comes next Janis?"
>friend nudges me
>PERSONAL FINANCE
>its been 4 years, she still makes fun of me for it.
User avatar #24 - whiplasher (11/27/2013) [-]
>ninth grade
>teacher asked my deskmate a question
>had no idea what the answer is
>I whisper "say a poem"
>"dude, shut up" (silently)
>"saaay a poem"
>"shut the **** uuuup" (again, silently)
>and I kept pestering him for about 15 seconds
>"come on, dude, why won't you say a poem?"
>he gets angry and yells at me:
>"GOD DAMNIT I DON'T KNOW ANY POEM"
>teacher heard
#110 to #24 - Rascal (11/28/2013) [-]
Poem? I hardly knew 'em!
#42 - iamchicken (11/27/2013) [-]
>Sitting in 6th grade math class   
>Ultra 			*******		 tired   
>Teacher is doing this thing where the whole class answers   
>Fade out into tired mode   
>All of a sudden   
>"WHAT'S 12 DIVIDED BY 2 CLASS?!"   
>Imsostartled.jpg   
>Yell like a medieval tournament Herald   
>SEVEN   
>everyone goes silent and my friends start cracking up   
>I potatoed so 			*******		 hard an Irish man could have eaten me
>Sitting in 6th grade math class
>Ultra ******* tired
>Teacher is doing this thing where the whole class answers
>Fade out into tired mode
>All of a sudden
>"WHAT'S 12 DIVIDED BY 2 CLASS?!"
>Imsostartled.jpg
>Yell like a medieval tournament Herald
>SEVEN
>everyone goes silent and my friends start cracking up
>I potatoed so ******* hard an Irish man could have eaten me
#105 to #42 - ethiopia (11/27/2013) [-]
I laughed excessively at this
I laughed excessively at this
#73 - shinymew (11/27/2013) [-]
Kinda related story   
>Health class   
>Learning about the skeleton system   
>Teacher wants us to give six word summaries   
>He goes around the room calling on people   
>There are some really good ones   
>I get picked next   
>"There are bones in our bodies"   
>Everyone stares at me   
>mfw
Kinda related story
>Health class
>Learning about the skeleton system
>Teacher wants us to give six word summaries
>He goes around the room calling on people
>There are some really good ones
>I get picked next
>"There are bones in our bodies"
>Everyone stares at me
>mfw
#66 - applescryatnight (11/27/2013) [-]
well since everyone’s doing it....
>sleeping in calc class. it was boring and i had to do 2 all nighters in a row for other class.
>while semi-sleeping i eavesdrop on people around me so i sorta know whats going on
>two girls talking about the color pink
>keep repeating the word pink in my brain
> pink
> pink
> "anon, what can you tell me about the x of the y tengo un puerco en mis cojones?"
> "PINK"
> burst out of sleep and throw off my hoodie looking like i just ran a mile, staring with wide eyes and breathing heavy.
>class stares at me like im an idiot. people laugh.
i cry a little inside every time i remember this.
User avatar #30 - hexadecimated (11/27/2013) [-]
My friend did something like that once, except instead of whispering the wrong answer, he shot up the school.
#101 to #30 - chiopet (11/27/2013) [-]
what the **** man
#114 to #30 - lnsomniac (11/28/2013) [-]
sounds familiar...
User avatar #2 - captainfuckitall (11/27/2013) [-]
Reminds me of that teacher who asked for the students favourite pokemon for homework and some of them sent him Digimon and he had a break-down.
#64 - chicoloko (11/27/2013) [-]
>be in elementary school class with best friend brian
>teacher:"brian whats 10 times 10?"
>brian:"100"
>Teacher:"wrong"
>Teacher:"Eric can you answer that"
>Eric:"100"
>"correct!"
>Bitch hated brian
User avatar #69 to #64 - Dwarf (11/27/2013) [-]
Brian died.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Dwarf (11/27/2013) [-]
Also, I'm pretty sure that was basically copied from Drake and Josh.
User avatar #38 - axeul (11/27/2013) [-]
>Kid in my class named Austin
>Smart as **** but doesn't pay attention
>Sleeping while class is grading an essay with the teacher
>I wake him up whenever the teacher looks over
>Teacher asks what grade we would give it, from 5 to 9 (9 being highest)
>Austin says 9 when the essay obviously doesn't deserve it
>"Austin, I saw you gave it a 9. Why?"
>Austin looks shocked
>"Because I beleieve...'
> Sound really confident
>"...in giving high grades"
>Entire class erupts in laughter
#93 - willdawg (11/27/2013) [-]
Well I ain't got a mad story but:

>Be in A Level math class
>Teacher sets question for practice
>Integration with a factorisation starter
>Nobiggie.jpeg
>Class spend half hour on question because of dodgy fractions
>Final review with teacher to mark answers
>Teacher asks land whale in front of me what she got for factorising
>Says she didn't know how to do it
MFW an A level student can't factorise
User avatar #97 to #93 - bronybox (11/27/2013) [-]
They call is "factorizing" in Britain, interesting.
I'm assuming it's "factoring" in English, as in, splitting into factors.
User avatar #98 to #97 - bronybox (11/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, left out the "American" before English on accident
#100 to #98 - willdawg (11/27/2013) [-]
Err well if your saying what I think you mean then no

Factorising is solving a quadratic e.g X^2+4x+4 = (x+2)(x+2)

Splitting factors in Britain is simplifying multiplication such as 2x6 = 2x3x2

Hope that helps clear it up
User avatar #103 to #100 - bronybox (11/27/2013) [-]
Yea, you've split up the quadratic (or any polynomial, really, if possible)
into its individual "factors" (being expressions you can multiply to get another expression)

Or does the word "factorizing" actually INCLUDE the solving?
Here, we call it "solving by factoring":
meaning that you factor, set both factors equal to zero, then solve for the variable(s)
#104 to #103 - willdawg (11/27/2013) [-]
Okay I get you now

Yes you're exactly right factorising does include solving setting them equal to zero to find x

Interesting how its just factorising in America!
User avatar #157 to #104 - jacksipian (11/28/2013) [-]
its just factoring over here, i think you spelled factorising the second time out of force of habit lol
#160 to #157 - willdawg (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, my bad!
User avatar #134 to #104 - thighhighkneesocks (11/28/2013) [-]
factoring
#89 - mrninjagiraffe (11/27/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this one guy in my class

>guys sleeping, completely out of it
>prof asks him a question
>person beside him elbows him to wake up
>guy without any hesitation says all alpha like "ive been seriously thinking about that question and i can't seem to think of the answer at this very moment, give me one minute and ill give you the answer"
>minute later answers question correctly and goes back to sleep
>not a single **** was given

Pic related because chemistry
#137 - welcometoatl (11/28/2013) [-]
Similar story
>Be working at McDonald's
>Second drive thru window, the one's where you're handed the food
>Girl taking orders in first window (where you pay)
>Woman customer goes through drive thru
>"How many calories are in the Filet o Fish sandwich?"
>Girl is takes a long pause because she doesn't know the answer
>I tell her "3200" jokingly, which is obviously wrong, but she repeats it to the
customer
>Customer is dumbfounded "WHAT? REALLY?! "
>Tell her to say that she thought it was for the Large size meal in order to make it seem more logical (Large size meal is only 1200 calories in reality)
>Customer only gets a yogurt parfait and a bottle of water
>MFW after that order everyone looked at me like I'm an asshole
#131 - Rascal (11/28/2013) [-]
>seventh grade science class   
>teacher is chill but if we piss him off hell rip off everyone testicles  Even the girls'    
>asks kid what kind of rocks there are   
>he says all three but teacher says there are four   
>He notices hes wrong   
>(Teacher)"Well you can smack me across the face"   
>kid does it   
>everyone frozen in sheer terror   
>has Kid stay after class   
> Kids FW he doesn't get in trouble and walks out with all the mlg 420 swag points
>seventh grade science class
>teacher is chill but if we piss him off hell rip off everyone testicles Even the girls'
>asks kid what kind of rocks there are
>he says all three but teacher says there are four
>He notices hes wrong
>(Teacher)"Well you can smack me across the face"
>kid does it
>everyone frozen in sheer terror
>has Kid stay after class
> Kids FW he doesn't get in trouble and walks out with all the mlg 420 swag points
#141 to #131 - schneidend ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
He reminded the teacher that he was a fukin casul.
User avatar #124 - thekinganon (11/28/2013) [-]
I have a similar tale.

>Be 13
>Sitting at the back of Spanish class
>Teacher turns around and asks the druggy retard at the front of the class the most basic question after 2 years of learning Spanish
>What is your name?
>His face goes pale
>Kneesweakarmsarespagetti.jpg
>Quickly whisper to my friend 'me gusta grande zanahorias'
>He picks up on the trick instantly
>domino affect of whispers through to the front
>Blurts out with confidence "ME GUSTA GRNADE ZANAHORIAS!"
>Class erupts like the end of no fap November we all high 5 and gorilla beat our chest
>Get denention
>Druggy retard never makes eye contact with teacher ever again
User avatar #132 to #124 - freshbakedrolls (11/28/2013) [-]
me gusta los penes grandes
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