How to ground kids in 2013. .. The sound that a vacuum would make going over that floor would be orgasmic
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#7 - dongmongler (10/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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The sound that a vacuum would make going over that floor would be orgasmic
#11 - blockheadboy (10/18/2013) [-]
europeans
#32 to #11 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
you guys and your backwards ass plugs...
User avatar #57 to #11 - CommentLord (10/18/2013) [-]
Those are the kind of plugs I had to use while I was stationed in South Korea
User avatar #69 to #11 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Drill hole where the dimple is and add lock? There shouldn't be any wires in that area.
User avatar #136 to #11 - luqmanr (10/18/2013) [-]
In Indonesia we use that too.
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User avatar #71 to #1 - spaceturtlecadet (10/18/2013) [-]
You know how much it hurts to step on those barefoot?
I jumped down the stairs a few days ago because it was blocked and landed straight on top of the ******
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User avatar #73 to #72 - spaceturtlecadet (10/18/2013) [-]
Definitely.
#125 to #1 - alphadolan (10/18/2013) [-]
PERMA GROUNDED
#127 to #1 - Temperance (10/18/2013) [-]
Being British is punishment enough...
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User avatar #129 to #128 - Temperance (10/18/2013) [-]
So is the NSA...
User avatar #131 to #1 - therealmaster (10/18/2013) [-]
I'd just switch off the circuit at the breaker panel.
#27 to #1 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
my dads a electrition so he just cut the whole plug off and reattach it when he see's fit
User avatar #74 to #27 - snowshark (10/18/2013) [-]
I'm not an electrician and I can do that. I thought that was basic life-skills.
User avatar #92 to #27 - mrrkilla (10/18/2013) [-]
Wow. Must suck having both parents as lousy electricians
User avatar #12 to #1 - dylandiekunst (10/18/2013) [-]
>TFW United Arab Emirates
User avatar #19 to #1 - mrhadrick (10/18/2013) [-]
take the fuse out
#41 to #1 - nyborg (10/18/2013) [-]
How to ground British kids.
Please teach me how to photoshop.... I obviously need it!
User avatar #50 to #41 - khzfrost (10/18/2013) [-]
But how would you get the top of the lock over it? unless the whole piece can detach.
User avatar #118 to #90 - killerliquid (10/18/2013) [-]
Least they don't hurt you like lego
User avatar #3 to #1 - khzfrost (10/17/2013) [-]
That is when you get the biggest lock you can find, and kill your kids with it.
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#5 to #4 - khzfrost (10/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 to #3 - trollinggenius (10/18/2013) [-]
then theyll be grounded 6 feet under
User avatar #85 to #25 - ionahorse (10/18/2013) [-]
Could someone please enlighten me on what this is
User avatar #91 to #85 - melllvinnn (10/18/2013) [-]
Its a vibrator, a sex toy for women. The round end on the top left of the picture, like, vibrates, and it needs to be plugged in to work.
#95 to #91 - twentyten (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't think it was intentional meant for a sex toy, but is widely used as so. It was suppose to be just a body massager.
#26 to #25 - ineedorangejuice (10/18/2013) [-]
Took me a second to see what that was, and as soon as I realized what it was I just smiled.
#53 to #26 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
#140 to #53 - ineedorangejuice (10/19/2013) [-]
Thanks Grandma
User avatar #67 to #25 - coolcman (10/18/2013) [-]
"How to ensure your girlfriend cheats on you while you're away"
#9 - ketchupshinobi (10/18/2013) [-]
While I was away at college, my bros high school grades started tanking. She literally took away the xbox 360 power cord (the source of his issues). My brother, in his infinite wisdom, salvaged an identical cord from our disused desktop computer. This went unnoticed for three years until I got home and noticed the xbox cord was a different color from the brick.
While I was away at college, my bros high school grades started tanking. She literally took away the xbox 360 power cord (the source of his issues). My brother, in his infinite wisdom, salvaged an identical cord from our disused desktop computer. This went unnoticed for three years until I got home and noticed the xbox cord was a different color from the brick.
User avatar #10 to #9 - LassieIsCool (10/18/2013) [-]
I use the same power cord for my original xbox and PS2. It also works on my old desktop.
User avatar #16 to #9 - mrhazzy (10/18/2013) [-]
I just used the cable from an old Tea Kettle we had lying around, same cord used for my desktop computer...
#48 - onlyonesnoopythree **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
England reporting in.
User avatar #59 to #48 - dambusta (10/18/2013) [-]
i love this and would agree straight away..........

if my dad hadnt just taken out the fuse when i was grounded. bastard
User avatar #52 to #48 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/18/2013) [-]
I envy your plugs.... they are cool looking.
#55 to #52 - sweetellie (10/18/2013) [-]
They're not cool to step on..
They're not cool to step on..
User avatar #56 to #55 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/18/2013) [-]
I can relate to your pain...

I pluged a sound wire into my foot a few days back....

septet on the ****** ... went right in my foot... bleed for like 30 mins.
#58 to #56 - sweetellie (10/18/2013) [-]
Oh god, 			****		 that..
Oh god, **** that..
User avatar #61 to #58 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/18/2013) [-]
it made some cool feedback sounds though... so I guess that's okay.
User avatar #62 to #61 - sweetellie (10/18/2013) [-]
yeah, but 30 minutes of blood cancels out any coolness feedback sounds could have possibly brought back into the situation imo..
User avatar #63 to #62 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/18/2013) [-]
It also looked like someone got killed my my house... blood foot steps form my room to the bath room... so that was a little cool as well.
User avatar #64 to #63 - sweetellie (10/18/2013) [-]
That honestly sounds like a living nightmare... I'm a bit scared of blood lol
User avatar #65 to #64 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/18/2013) [-]
I like blood... it looks cool
User avatar #101 to #55 - viscerys (10/18/2013) [-]
Once sat on one and it drew blood from my ass.
#104 - omnitica (10/18/2013) [-]
Speaking of electricity:   
< How I plan to ground my kids
Speaking of electricity:
< How I plan to ground my kids
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User avatar #124 to #104 - twothreefivefive ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Just don't put them together or you get a ground loop.
#105 to #104 - whaawhaa (10/18/2013) [-]
What happens when they resist?
#109 to #105 - omnitica (10/18/2013) [-]
I amp down the current situation.

U = R * I (Voltage = Resistance * Current)
#110 to #109 - whaawhaa (10/18/2013) [-]
Be careful if you do it too frequently it might Hertz!

I had to stretch for that one.
#113 to #110 - omnitica (10/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry... it's probably just a phase they'd go through.
I can go deeper
#126 to #113 - whaawhaa (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't know how many more of these puns I can generate.
#138 to #126 - omnitica (10/18/2013) [-]
We have to mix it up a little... we don't want our puns to end up being static
#115 to #113 - snaresinger (10/18/2013) [-]
This thread has me mildly amused.
User avatar #117 to #115 - honyahonya (10/18/2013) [-]
It was rather electrifying
#120 to #117 - donkay (10/18/2013) [-]
WATT are you talking about?
User avatar #122 to #120 - crazymachete (10/18/2013) [-]
I didn't get that last one, it wasn't very direct.
#79 - sinery (10/18/2013) [-]
My mother hides the modem power cable, little does she know I don't need an internet connection so sit inside and play games all day.
My mother hides the modem power cable, little does she know I don't need an internet connection so sit inside and play games all day.
#46 - kaitora (10/18/2013) [-]
My dad just used to take away the cables.   
   
As a witty little 			****		 I always had a few super secret space cords.
My dad just used to take away the cables.

As a witty little **** I always had a few super secret space cords.
User avatar #107 to #46 - kaitora (10/18/2013) [-]
Spare*
User avatar #106 to #46 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
my dad took away the charging cord for the ps3 controller. it doesn't work without it being plugged in now
#88 - redflame ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Where is your god now?
User avatar #94 to #88 - zaiopeperse (10/18/2013) [-]
I have those =D
#21 - taurusguy ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Pfft, give me 2 wires and ill attach that **** to the wall, wont be safe, but it will work.
#42 - ishalltroll (10/18/2013) [-]
German masterrace reporting in
German masterrace reporting in
User avatar #70 to #42 - catburglarpenis (10/18/2013) [-]
I think that's the same as the Korean plugs here.
User avatar #81 to #42 - adolfsatan (10/18/2013) [-]
+1 in Spain.
User avatar #93 to #42 - Einsty ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Same here south of you.
User avatar #121 to #42 - malhaloc ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Settle down Hitler
User avatar #49 to #42 - animedudej ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
i don't think you should be running around saying that... remember ww2?


have same in norway ^_^ what's the current there?
User avatar #60 to #42 - napalmpie (10/18/2013) [-]
Same in most european countries I think.
#96 - vicecomx (10/18/2013) [-]
mfw I live in Europe
mfw I live in Europe
#30 - SILENCEnight (10/18/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Playground ** CLEAN UP YOUR ******* ROOM
User avatar #31 to #30 - zomaru ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Fat people don't like them...
User avatar #34 to #31 - horrorchow (10/18/2013) [-]
Why though? Don't fat people need belts too?
#29 - ieatyououtaldaylon (10/18/2013) [-]
How does a floor get that dirty.
#80 - cdsams (10/18/2013) [-]
I keep an extra power cord to my computer and an extra cable for my monitor in case of emergencies. Picture unrelated.
User avatar #97 to #80 - inunic (10/18/2013) [-]
Unrelated, but awesome!
User avatar #99 to #80 - lampyridae (10/18/2013) [-]
That is the calmest Leopard Gecko with stuff all over it I've ever seen. Mine is the most aggressive thing in the house.

10/10, would pet

#119 - ccgundum (10/18/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for our future chidlren.
User avatar #111 - soggypancakes (10/18/2013) [-]
That floor is disguisting.
#17 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at That's just a norm..OH MY GOD! ** Their face when
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at That's just a norm..OH MY GOD! ** Their face when
User avatar #23 to #17 - niteghost (10/18/2013) [-]
dat reach tho
User avatar #38 to #17 - fuckscreennames (10/18/2013) [-]
maaaaan **** goblin sharks. almost as terrifying as basking sharks......
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