How to get out of trouble. . 91 new ALTHOUGH. I COULD SWEAR THAT, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. YOUR BUTT WAS BACK AT IT TALKED TO MEI- LOOKED INTO MT SOUL. REALLY? THAT'
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ALTHOUGH. I COULD SWEAR
THAT, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT.
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BACK AT
IT TALKED TO MEI-
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Submitted: 07/12/2014
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#19 - foelkera ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE:   
   
"Were you just looking at my ass?"   
   
>M-muh fertility...   
   
"Answer the question"   
   
>Y-you too...
MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE:

"Were you just looking at my ass?"

>M-muh fertility...

"Answer the question"

>Y-you too...
#3 - whichever (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
why is he smoking inside
User avatar #4 to #3 - bitchplzzz (07/12/2014) [-]
hes alpha as fuck
#45 - brokenhalf (07/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**brokenhalf rolls 88**
#5 - ezombio (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sure the author just wanted to see how many people he could get to humiliate themselves by trying something as silly as this.
to me this is just cringe material.
#9 - thismustbeseen (07/12/2014) [+] (10 replies)
wtf is going on here? He's so ripped. That's why she sexed with him.
User avatar #11 to #9 - alalalalal ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
thats her hair
#36 - twoderrick (07/13/2014) [-]
I made this the first time I saw this.
#16 - tanisrapedmygoat (07/12/2014) [-]
So much beta being impressed in the comments
#33 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
got the nsfw version. if someone is interested post here, ill check tomorrow when my acc is no longer banned
#60 - theseustheminotaur (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It is going to be funny when he tells her he has aids
#14 - skysailor (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm actually highly tempted to try this.
User avatar #21 - squeemonster (07/12/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I'm the first one to think women overreact to men looking at them since there's a looooong way between looking and just being a really creepy disgusting drooling creep.

I accept that. If this happened to me I wouldn't even bother confronting the guy but if I was with a friend that'd get all defensive and he said this crap, I'd probably kick him in his "nature". This argument is absolute crap.

Yes, sudden physical attraction is many times unconscious and forgiveable as long as you keep you're minimal decency but going on about how you're brain is wired by evolution to "gotta tap that" is basically admitting you are still an animal who can't control you're urges. Seriously, where's you're self respect? Want to be treated like a dry humping dog? Bad boy, bad! *hits you with a rolled up magazine*

-1/10, would not bang even if ryan gosling
User avatar #2 - bowlofspaghetti (07/12/2014) [-]
Bitch was asking or it in them yoga pants
#77 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
#20 - auryn (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't know who ripped off who.

Tit for Tat - ( Why Men Stare at Breasts ) {The Kloons}
#10 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
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#80 - teFlyingNinja ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - riayl (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
my big tittied mommy

fabulous and sparkly

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#72 - minigunwarrior ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
#34 - maguitox ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
This dialogue was taken from either a show or a movie.... but wutever
User avatar #27 - thepuckisthis (07/12/2014) [-]
all Zorg oldies but goldies
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