How to get out of trouble. . 91 new ALTHOUGH. I COULD SWEAR THAT, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. YOUR BUTT WAS BACK AT IT TALKED TO MEI- LOOKED INTO MT SOUL. REALLY? THAT' Smooth
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ALTHOUGH. I COULD SWEAR
THAT, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT.
YOUR BUTT WAS
BACK AT
IT TALKED TO MEI-
LOOKED INTO MT SOUL.
REALLY? THAT' S
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SO. YES. I WAS BUT TOUR BEAUTIFUL
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#19 - foelkera
Reply +410
(07/12/2014) [-]
MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE:   
   
"Were you just looking at my ass?"   
   
>M-muh fertility...   
   
"Answer the question"   
   
>Y-you too...
MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE:

"Were you just looking at my ass?"

>M-muh fertility...

"Answer the question"

>Y-you too...
#44 to #19 - fzjoss
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
This is so accurate it hurts
#66 to #19 - kellzzzz
Reply +12
(07/13/2014) [-]
>see 8/10 girl at a bus stop
>want to break the ice
>say hi
>right away she says, "i have a boyfriend"
>clock her square in the face
>scissor kick her
>do the spinaroonie while screaming, "CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAAA"
>justice has been served at exactly 4:58 pm
#67 to #66 - foelkera
Reply +11
(07/13/2014) [-]
>scope out a 10/10 qt in the denny's parking lot
>Walk up, tilt my genuine knockoff raybans
>"Hey baby, did you give birth to a flaming child? Because your one hot mama."
>Some douche walks up tryna front
>"That's a six year old girl, you dumbass!"
>Throw my apple juice in his face
>Moonwalk away
>Jump on my bike and go home
>MFW there's apple juice on my genuine 1982 Hypercolor jacket

At least my moon shoes escaped unharmed
#30 to #19 - atomicman
Reply +40
(07/12/2014) [-]
>"Oh hello"
>"..."
>Move back slowly
>Trip over curbstone
>"Thanks"
>Flee
#49 to #30 - norkas
Reply +9
(07/13/2014) [-]
#3 - whichever
Reply -47
(07/12/2014) [-]
why is he smoking inside
#18 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
Stop thumbing him down, smoke smells like **** and no one should want that ******* smell in their house
#38 to #18 - rakoom
Reply +1
(07/13/2014) [-]
I've gotta respect you're naive mind regarding folks here.
#40 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT PERFUME OR DEODORANT
#8 to #3 - opoloki
Reply +15
(07/12/2014) [-]
He doesn't live with his parents
#4 to #3 - bitchplzzz
Reply +196
(07/12/2014) [-]
hes alpha as ****
#59 to #4 - norwegiandude
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
**norwegiandude rolled image** Or maybe he wants to get yellow, wrinkly skin, lung cancer, impotency and a shorter life? You never know!
**norwegiandude rolled image** Or maybe he wants to get yellow, wrinkly skin, lung cancer, impotency and a shorter life? You never know!
#45 - brokenhalf
Reply +107
(07/13/2014) [-]
**brokenhalf rolls 88**
#46 to #45 - brokenhalf
Reply +60
(07/13/2014) [-]
#64 to #46 - mrfartypants
Reply +11
(07/13/2014) [-]
**mrfartypants rolls 33**
#76 to #46 - AlanbalMIT
Reply +1
(07/13/2014) [-]
**AlanbalMIT rolls 36**
#81 to #76 - innocentbabies
Reply +1
(07/13/2014) [-]
**innocentbabies rolls 97** How does it feel to be the only one in this thread to not have gotten dubs?
#97 to #81 - AlanbalMIT
Reply +1
(07/13/2014) [-]
like,....leave me alone
#82 to #81 - innocentbabies
Reply +1
(07/13/2014) [-]
#63 to #46 - AlanbalMIT
Reply +1
(07/13/2014) [-]
no u
#5 - ezombio
Reply +105
(07/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure the author just wanted to see how many people he could get to humiliate themselves by trying something as silly as this.
to me this is just cringe material.
#83 to #5 - hasanaat
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
Anyone have the full comic?
#9 - thismustbeseen
Reply +45
(07/12/2014) [-]
wtf is going on here? He's so ripped. That's why she sexed with him.
#15 to #9 - spoopyskeleton
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
It's her hair you tosser   
   
How... How can you not see it
It's her hair you tosser

How... How can you not see it
#52 to #9 - ragingflamingos
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
His armpit is slowly eating her in order to absorb her life force.
#71 to #9 - dustypengwin
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
He lifts.
#69 to #9 - JustintheWaysian ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/13/2014) [-]
That's obviously her hair. What you should be asking is WHERE THE **** IS HIS LOWER TORSO?
#84 to #69 - thismustbeseen
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
It's making some sense to me.

But I think we can agree that this is a ****** up drawing.
#24 to #9 - toppone
Reply +4
(07/12/2014) [-]
Looks like some kind of face and hairdo to me.
#11 to #9 - alalalalal
Reply +60
(07/12/2014) [-]
thats her hair
#25 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
wrong
#26 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
#12 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
So his right arm is more ripped than the other..
#36 - twoderrick
Reply +30
(07/13/2014) [-]
I made this the first time I saw this.
#16 - tanisrapedmygoat
Reply +17
(07/12/2014) [-]
So much beta being impressed in the comments
#60 - theseustheminotaur
Reply +10
(07/13/2014) [-]
It is going to be funny when he tells her he has aids
#65 to #60 - donttasemebro
Reply +2
(07/13/2014) [-]
dumb bitch
(pic related maybe?)
#68 to #65 - darkcorezeronine
Reply +5
(07/13/2014) [-]
#14 - skysailor
Reply +7
(07/12/2014) [-]
I'm actually highly tempted to try this.
#28 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
For the sake of you're dignity, don't. Take it from a female anon and comment #21.
#29 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
okay fine, *your
#21 - squeemonster
Reply +6
(07/12/2014) [-]
I'm the first one to think women overreact to men looking at them since there's a looooong way between looking and just being a really creepy disgusting drooling creep.

I accept that. If this happened to me I wouldn't even bother confronting the guy but if I was with a friend that'd get all defensive and he said this crap, I'd probably kick him in his "nature". This argument is absolute crap.

Yes, sudden physical attraction is many times unconscious and forgiveable as long as you keep you're minimal decency but going on about how you're brain is wired by evolution to "gotta tap that" is basically admitting you are still an animal who can't control you're urges. Seriously, where's you're self respect? Want to be treated like a dry humping dog? Bad boy, bad! *hits you with a rolled up magazine*

-1/10, would not bang even if ryan gosling
#62 to #21 - ohpee
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
So are we going to do the thing or what. Babe.
#85 to #21 - thismustbeseen
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
That is good to hear. Kind of.

.... sooooo... what is the right way to look at women and not be creepy and disgusting?

I for one am against the idea of looking away once she catches you. She doesn't have the right to make you stop looking dammit.
#88 to #85 - squeemonster
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
I personally think cat calling more annoying than staring. I am disturbed by staring when it's a really old guy or men that mix staring with cat calling like "hmm yea girl, work it" or "tasty" or any other type of creepy ways of approaching women where they almost seem to physically drool. I think you should stop looking if she looks at you yes, but only to look directly in her eyes, smile nonchalantly at her and say hi. When you just keep looking intensily at their figure some women will feel uncomfortable but by cutting the staring and being polite, most of the time the woman will be disarm because you automatically present you'reself as not a threat! IMO of course.
#23 to #21 - whysoseriouss
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
Women are just as bad.

Most of the women I have met are the exact same, only SOMETIMES a little better at hiding it.
#92 to #23 - squeemonster
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
THANK YOU!

Yes, that is totally true! God dammit, looking is not a big deal and we look at people we find attractive, it's not the end of the ******* world! And like you said, we're probably a little better at hiding it (except the teens who typically just snicker very obviously)
#31 to #21 - atomicman
Reply +3
(07/12/2014) [-]
it's only a joke m8
#90 to #31 - squeemonster
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
Comment #89

#32 to #21 - rebjar
Reply +5
(07/12/2014) [-]
You DO know that this whole comic is a joke, Right?
#89 to #32 - squeemonster
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
I'm fully aware of that, don't worry
I don't really get worked up about much, and I've seen this comic before. I've even laughed at it before!
I just left this comment because, you know, it's an opinion on the actual depth of the situation being made fun of but you'd be surprised at the ammount of people who actually think this is kinda true. Not trying to give anyone any moral lessons, it's not my place :p

Also, I just reaaally wanted to make the "bad boy *smack* " joke xD
#91 to #89 - rebjar
Reply 0
(07/13/2014) [-]
Though the part where you said you would kick him in this 'nature' made my 'nature' hurt, Especially after seeing a comment in which a guy kicked a guy in the dick (running start) with a steel-tipped boot..


**** my nuts they hurt
#93 to #91 - squeemonster
Reply +1
(07/13/2014) [-]
I honestly think kicking a man in the nuts should be considered harrassment. A guy can't punch or crush a woman's boob to cause her pain and disarm her when she attacks you but somehow kicking a guy in the balls as defense is considered a good strategy and it's accepted as "girl power". Plus women can get away with ball kicking without being considered agression while if you even touch a woman to defend you'reself you will be charged. It's ridiculous.

Women go off fighting for equality (I am a true equalist, not that double standard ****) but even the police department is one of the greatest hubs of benign sexism out there. Benign sexism is when you don't mistreat a woman but you give her extra/different care or special attention because she's a woman (and therefore regarding her as weak, that should be protected like a jewel). That's why society today will cheer if a woman kicks a man down to defend herself but if a man hits a woman, it's the end of the world. ********, this is not equality and it's very bad for men as well.

I said that kick in the nature thing as a joke, I don't resolve my problems with agression
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#94 to #93 - rebjar
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(07/13/2014) [-]
One time I got in a fight with a girl and I had no choice but to defend myself. I heard that some white nights are conspiring to gank me outside my block so I stayed in. God forbid if a woman can defend herself, Why can't men?