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How to become more productive.. . how to GET UP 'lst'' breakfast most important 'jsj" -Lii the scaming - - sleep in total turn off the darkness Trq drink H (not

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#4 - fuckingtrolls (07/29/2015) [-]

Time to favorite this and never look at it again

#32 to #4 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]

like your nudes

#34 to #32 - fuckingtrolls (07/29/2015) [-]

#27 to #4 - fittetjuven (07/29/2015) [-]

**fittetjuven used "*roll picture*"**
**fittetjuven rolled image**
Just like we always do

+64

#2 - ilovesercan (07/28/2015) [-]

**ilovesercan used "*roll picture*"**
**ilovesercan rolled image**

+50

#10 - kurtlanglie (07/29/2015) [-]

We all know what you're really gonna get out of this.

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#8 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]

>Put alarm across room (can't hit snooze button)

I do this. In my mostly asleep state I stand up and stumble across the room, grab my phone that is my alarm and fall back into bed while snoozing that. I'm usually not even conscious.

#25 to #8 - quantumranger (07/29/2015) [-]

I have an alarm app where you have to solve math problems before it shuts off. You can choose the difficulty and amount of questions

#42 to #25 - presidentmoose (07/29/2015) [-]

Can't solve problem
Alarm goes for eternity

+17

#7 - glitchduck (07/29/2015) [-]

Step 1: leave FJ

+15

#21 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]

fixed

+26

#22 - motherfuckingkenji (07/29/2015) [-]

>turns off phone
>phone is only alarm
>don't wake up
>sleep for eternity

#37 to #22 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]

cracked me up, thanks for the laugh

#33 to #22 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]

most phones (Mine at least) will turn on when the alarm goes off and turns back off when you hit snooze or off on the alarm.

#41 to #22 - bagguhsleep (07/29/2015) [-]

+10

#13 - severepwner (07/29/2015) [-]

Ok, but what if I'm a man?

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#15 to #13 - nerfingatyourface (07/29/2015) [-]

**nerfingatyourface used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**nerfingatyourface rolls Have promiscuous sex and be viewed positively for it**

#14 - themoderguy (07/29/2015) [-]

yeah but **** that

#3 - billywonka (07/28/2015) [-]

what is this ****

#31 - falbwuh (07/29/2015) [-]

>over half the time I don't get out of bed immediately it's because it's ******* cold and I don't want to leave my warm blanket.

#47 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]

"If you can't do it in 15 minutes you can't do it at all."

Bollocks.

#46 - Koreawontletmefap (07/29/2015) [-]

All seems pretty good until "Have an alter ego to deal with complicated things" at which point I remembered Tulpas and now i can't sleep

#45 - Lambda ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]

By Steve Jobs' logic, I would never go to work.

#44 - bagofshenanigans (07/29/2015) [-]

That Steve Jobs quote is ******* useless. If it were my last day alive I wouldn't spend it at work.

-1

#43 - lookatmyhouseofwax (07/29/2015) [-]

The problem with alarm clocks is that where ever i put them, i'll just go up, press snooze and then go back to sleep

#48 to #43 - lazragoon (07/29/2015) [-]

Then ******* don't.

#49 to #48 - lookatmyhouseofwax (07/29/2015) [-]

Too much autism for me

#40 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]

>how to work fast
>have a one track mind

gee, thanks. whatever did i do before i knew to have a one track mind

#39 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]

I did absolutely none of this through highschool and university and still got A's on 5 hours of sleep per night and I wasn't tired at all

If you have trouble waking up and sleep more than you want to, I advise you to look into vitamin D (which isn't a vitamin, it's actually a very important steroid hormone) this is the best place to start www.drgominak.com/vitamin-d-hormone.html