How to attract wild Marios. . My grandpa is a retired mathematician. He got bored, so he decided to build a castle by hand. It' s been like 4 years, but he' s g
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How to attract wild Marios

My grandpa is a retired mathematician. He got
bored, so he decided to build a castle by hand.
It' s been like 4 years, but he' s gettin' there!
Retired and bored'?
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Submitted: 12/12/2013
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#5 - Digitalphear (12/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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10/10 would shoot flaming arrows at my enemy from this
#19 - unusualember (12/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If I built a castle, it would look like this.
#21 to #19 - whyamieventrying (12/13/2013) [-]
Better than no castle.
#11 - drhard (12/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Near where I live theres a man named Jim Bishop. In 1969 he began construction on a cottage for his family, which he randomly decided to surround with rocks. Several pedestrians commented that it was starting to look like a castle. So naturally Bishop, over the course of time since then and currently, has completely by hand built a 3 story castle complete with 2 towers, and an iron dragon head that actually breathes fire. All the stone work and welding has been done completely by him, he built his own crane from fallen trees with rocks as counter weights. Recently he has begun digging a trench around the site which he plans on making into a full scale moat.
#42 - hugoalesto (12/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Soon"
#1 - dellexe (12/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My dream house is medium on the 'Murican scale  sized house designed to look like a castle set on top of a hill, preferably in woodland.    
   
I'm probably never going to get to live in a house like it but dang does it look good in my dreams.
My dream house is medium on the 'Murican scale sized house designed to look like a castle set on top of a hill, preferably in woodland.

I'm probably never going to get to live in a house like it but dang does it look good in my dreams.
#37 - toastandbananas (12/13/2013) [-]
ill have you know, i built a castle once entirely by hand
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#13 - xmonke (12/13/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Now that I think about it, how did they do this?
#12 - samoaspider (12/13/2013) [-]
take it OP you marvellous bastard
take it OP you marvellous bastard
#28 - thearcher (12/13/2013) [-]
Hell if I had the money I'd build a 1:1 replica of Hogwarts in Scotland, not far from Dufftown in fact....
User avatar #77 - awakendhybrid (12/13/2013) [-]
<find out where he is building his castle
<buy neighboring land
<build my own castle on nearby hill
<lay siege on his castle
#3 - toxicfrozt (12/13/2013) [-]
Mathematical.
User avatar #83 - KangaRoofies (12/13/2013) [-]
Fort Lonely
#65 - hybridxproject (12/13/2013) [-]
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#38 - anotheroneonearth (12/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what if his sons tried to assassinate him?
what if his sons tried to assassinate him?
User avatar #40 to #38 - thesovereigngrave (12/13/2013) [-]
He'd throw them in the dungeon, obviously.
#4 - anonmynous (12/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I get urges like that every night. I just never do anything about it.
User avatar #55 - jasonvgrace (12/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wow, that looks rather well built. Probably not very good progress though for 4 years, like it's impressive, but not very.
User avatar #60 to #59 - jasonvgrace (12/13/2013) [-]
But all he has to do is build a pickaxe and mine some cobble, then right click... .... .... ......isn't that how life works?
#53 - thelastelephant ONLINE (12/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've been looking for someone to go to war with.
#70 - xxhadesflamesxx (12/13/2013) [-]
if he has the time he should also build ballistae and spots to drop boiling oil
User avatar #68 - marioslmg (12/13/2013) [-]
It looks nice...
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