How to attract wild Marios. . My grandpa is a retired mathematician. He got bored, so he decided to build a castle by hand. It' s been like 4 years, but he' s g How to attract wild Marios My grandpa is a retired mathematician He got bored so he decided build castle by hand It' s been like 4 years but he' g
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - Digitalphear
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10/10 would shoot flaming arrows at my enemy from this
User avatar #10 to #5 - Shadow Guardian
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10/10 would lay siege to
User avatar #17 to #5 - kirkbot
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just shoot normal arrows and hit it with a sword. It will start to burn eventually
#8 to #5 - nuclearderp
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And call people's mothers hamsters and declare that their fathers smelt of elder berries?
And call people's mothers hamsters and declare that their fathers smelt of elder berries?
User avatar #35 to #8 - listerthepessimist
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i was very pleased to discover that this is a genuine french insult,

roughly translated: your dad is a drunk and your mum is a whore
#19 - unusualember
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If I built a castle, it would look like this.
User avatar #51 to #19 - SimpleSimpleton
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that looks like a start to some sort of ungerground labyrinth or something...
User avatar #78 to #51 - unusualember
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Nope. Just a really tiny castle.
#21 to #19 - whyamieventrying
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Better than no castle.
User avatar #44 to #21 - kristovsky
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*Newcastle
User avatar #22 to #21 - unusualember
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True.
#11 - drhard
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Near where I live theres a man named Jim Bishop. In 1969 he began construction on a cottage for his family, which he randomly decided to surround with rocks. Several pedestrians commented that it was starting to look like a castle. So naturally Bishop, over the course of time since then and currently, has completely by hand built a 3 story castle complete with 2 towers, and an iron dragon head that actually breathes fire. All the stone work and welding has been done completely by him, he built his own crane from fallen trees with rocks as counter weights. Recently he has begun digging a trench around the site which he plans on making into a full scale moat.
User avatar #64 to #11 - iluvnutella
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Oh my god, I used to go there as a kid! I used to live in Pueblo, a town not far away from the castle!
User avatar #25 to #11 - schmuxy
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**** that's awesome. Whereabouts do you live?
#30 to #25 - cowboybird
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You can find "Bishop's Castle" just past Rye Colorado, USA. I used to live there, and we'd take a weekly trip up to listen to the crazy rantings of Bishop. This guy has some serious mental breakdowns, 10/10 would suggest for bucket list.
#62 to #25 - anon id: ce50fcdd
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Don't go onto the ironworks if you're afraid of heights though, particularly the ball (it ******* wobbles in the wind, god only knows why I did it).

Otherwise it was pretty cool.
User avatar #29 to #11 - zight
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I am the jelly
User avatar #41 to #11 - twofreegerbils
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I want to live in this man's world.
#42 - hugoalesto
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"Soon"
#69 to #42 - minekiller
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mfw a creeper blows my castle.
#89 to #69 - anon id: 46295784
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i imagined a creeper giving a castle-man a blowjob
god damn it, brain
#1 - dellexe
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My dream house is medium on the 'Murican scale  sized house designed to look like a castle set on top of a hill, preferably in woodland.    
   
I'm probably never going to get to live in a house like it but dang does it look good in my dreams.
My dream house is medium on the 'Murican scale sized house designed to look like a castle set on top of a hill, preferably in woodland.

I'm probably never going to get to live in a house like it but dang does it look good in my dreams.
#9 to #1 - anon id: 39cb3faf
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It's not as hard as you'd think, if you plan it right and keep diligent. Buy land, live cheap on said land, work for money, build in spare time. Get lots of beer on weekends and invite friends to building party. Pay special attention to heating (water carried floor heating), insulation and plumbing. I'll bet you can buld a nice 5-7 room castle for less than it costs to buy a regular house. Don't forget to plan a gothic dungeon-style home theatre in the basement, without windows but with a well-stocked bar
#54 to #1 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account**
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maybe a bit too big but here's a castle on a hill
#81 to #1 - alldaypk
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Do you have the TF2 version of this?
#6 to #1 - Digitalphear
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follow your dreams bro
#2 to #1 - graknab
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#37 - toastandbananas
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ill have you know, i built a castle once entirely by hand
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#13 - xmonke
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Now that I think about it, how did they do this?
User avatar #20 to #13 - mrvalk
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One brick at a time
User avatar #48 to #20 - skulldan
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or multiple bricked, depending on the equipment
User avatar #24 to #13 - welfarekid
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Is that the castle from Sherlock Holmes 2?
User avatar #26 to #13 - tittentei
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where is that xmonke?
User avatar #43 to #13 - daentraya
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Like they'd construct a castle anywhere, but with hauling everything up there first, just like any other building on a mountain. Must've been a pain, and quite dangerous too. Likely some work at making some stable flat foundation for the main part. I dunno. Google it
User avatar #49 to #13 - skulldan
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castle on the mountian.
-insanely hard to build
-insanely hard to take down.
worth it
User avatar #74 to #13 - zomaru
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Pfft, Thas like only 500 production. I can build one in like 5 turns If I do the right build for my civilization.
User avatar #46 to #13 - alleksi
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Whenever you are looking at something old and amazing, and you ask yourself how did they do that

the answer is always: Slaves.
User avatar #18 to #13 - lokiwins
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Very carefully
#12 - samoaspider
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take it OP you marvellous bastard
take it OP you marvellous bastard
#28 - thearcher
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Hell if I had the money I'd build a 1:1 replica of Hogwarts in Scotland, not far from Dufftown in fact....