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along even betterer them alter moving out
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not there are some (mugs you never buy genera
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Anny chewy chocolate amp comes
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on the phone as much as you do Even a
receptionist Twerked as one and I hate tawny on the
phone
at least once In your we you WIN go to Walmart to buy
under We an trollng board or something
and your debit card wall get release No one
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ther bank account
thret stores
everyone else ls too busy about everyone else
every (my (mug that could possibry be wrong
about them to name any may (mug that could possably be
wrong
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you starred hard about mag
that happened and now you WISH you could change t,
Just tell Mats done Is done There' s no
changing t, ] t and move on " the only
way to stay sane
do the dishes Margrethe grows ts own ecosystem
you cant put Dawn In the
are the only one In the we at the grocery store,
and you need to get tram one end to the
even looking at anything an that ask. then you
totally ) the also Growing old Is
Growing up Hold on to the little
things They make all the tollerence
never try to make cake trum scratch at aam Yuu end up
Mn a topographical map Earth
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the best way to get money m mad as to tell your
grandparents about now you basically We on
microwaved mac and cheese Ther horror may result In
twenty bucks and orders to go out and get yoursefl "a
seananner"
sometimes we sucks, and knowing that k get
always make It suck any less but yam!
never get to the nunchucks days murmur enduring the
suckiness
no sereously, NEVER put Dawn In your
no not buy generic brand spaghetti sauce ether
Always check the type ml ight bulb that goes In lamps A em ls
not '' wall a
Dollar store batteries workless as well as store brand
Reward time to time wnan you do (rungs that you
needed to get done Its a good way to lemma yourselfes do
them Gum: out to pay a bun Get Starbucks or sometihng you
dam get men Rewards dull! nave to be huge, they can be
small things We that
Mae. pasta, fluur, sugar, cheese, eggs, milk. a pack Drunken.
a pack veggies and a well stocked spce calmer go a
long way splurge and get the biggest container
VICE you can You dam nave to go back and buy t agaen
anytime soon and t makes a TON meals m the meantime
Race can be cooked on the stove Van dour need a dancy me
cooker Two parts water's every one part me (two cups water
Immune cup tar HES ) balmy, add
me. put a plate or In on t. put tun low ml 20 minutes It
shame be done
Keep a calendar on your m Nickle dates "your balls are
set up at inconvenient times, like all the sermons starred on
the lust or sometihng, then call up the company and mo out '
you can get your mung date switched to sometihng more
manageable A lot places do try to work wth you
There Is no shame In calling a company and asking m an
on a bur Let them know whatyou can pay, pay that
amount, and they arrange when the rest ankle payment Ls
recurred THIS can stop you Hum narang sermon shut all man
It snows on your part
Take (lure to eat, even when you eating Your
body needs energy to lave
Wash or { your ashes Dante putting them In the
It prevents gross naked on wk
The Walks“ rs an excellent cheap toner cleaner
MAGIC ******* ERASERS THEODORK ON
EVERYTHING JUST DONT sewn HARD llooking lang out
maul bathtub Mn one Also generic ones work lust " well
Keep some bleack around but Nye!) use ? Drums
t There' s rarely ever a case where you need to pout straught
bleack on anytihng A In a bucket
Mustaine
no NOT MIX CLEANERS reactors are can be very
dangerous Here' s a good isst (Note and baking
soda can actually be a good combo m removing smells tram
mugs but Its not very good at actually -
Wynn (innit? Dom take med: at the same we t' s] ust not
good
Make sure you dosages on your pill bottles No one
wants to accedentally overdose on coudn syrup or
Wynn nave a uterus make sure you nave a heating pad and
ibuprofen on hand mime Dam Hot barns also generally new
and rs excellent ml any nausea
any a Cast an ht It' s worm t In the long run
you can (men do your taxes owns at places like
Here' s some good sex ed resources because I had to explain
what a yeast matron was recently
Petroleum my (aka vaseline) ls good ml chapped lips and you
can get a decent sued tube or tub tar It (generic brand vermin)
m cheaper/ same prace as Chapstick
KEEP TRIPLE ANTIBIOTIC IN YOUR HOUSE FOR
CUTS AND SCRAPES AND SORES
over the counter medications (stun you can buy Caht mime shelf no
prescriptive needed) nave a name brand and a generic name
ALWAYS buy generly ' Its available k s laterally the same thing and
way creaper usually
some navesto rememberance yams making tur melt!
Tylenol
Used to treat palm and reduce lever no not take Mn Ibuprofen
Ibuprofen , wool, Monro
used ml mm and lever Is an Is good tur palm
cramps because t ls an NSAID ()
drug)
Naproxen , Naproxen
Treats lever pa"! army's palm gout, perm cramps. .
headache, backache, and Is am an NSAID
Asprin + Caffeine = Excedrin
usually marketed a Migraine Rebel” " a generly
Asprin = Bayer
use ml pain, lever, arthritis, and Makes you bleed
easaly so soonly not be used ml palms Mum reduce risk unreal
attackes
Triple Antibiotic =
used on cuts sores and scrapes to reduce risk and
promote cealing
Also a general out a bad Idea and Wynn lot
or malk/ sunhine In your met you mum want to get C
and n use
Wynn do accedentally lapse and predawn In . run t
empty and put nan the marl! clean t
om (no given to me by dorm custodian wnan roommate mu the thing)
you We . add tr: add veggies you We dour use the
More flavor packet to gundown on sacrum and my Oman‘! use t at all
and add your own spaces
making sometihng Mn potatoes In t (beans, stew) potatoes are
done when you can easily stab a them
you can microwave a hotdog as long as you put t an a microwave sate
container ml water microwaves work by making water molecules wrote
also. when reheating (Ice , add a small amount bloater. We
maybe a spoonfull, so ‘ l get hard and crunchy
the rice cooking advice above as ml long gram race Styron' re making
snort or medium gram Vice. a I t ram (one cup waterloo one cup me) Ls
better, same {me Musnt come out too mushy
buy a lew cans wholesale club stores like saws costco. or
bartend to carry a good prace mews incredably
when you Volga to defrost meat
buy meat on sale and put t In the Keely buy vegetables on sale, and
put them In the ileum Hazel: veggies are oxen as and good
as ones, keep longer, and (men come M microwaveable bags or
wth microwave directions
soak Ink stains In milk to help get them out or at least lighten them
soak blood stalls m water as soon as possable, Mn a " or
stain remover scrub at them use cold water, heat MIOS
him: In there' s no real need to change the concord
setting unless the [lung yarns says to wash In warm water
acetone, lound In most nan pally! removers, dissolves superglue
I AM BECOMING AN ACTUAL ADULT AND BEING ON MY OWN FOR THE
FIRST TIME AND THIS IS VERY HELPFUL THANK YOU so MUCH
355. 952 runes
my parents meme lessons
M need some adults to TEACH ME **** ABOUT LIFE
I' m an adult
some sun about me. tram a bonafide adult
even 'you get along great Mn your ronery you Wm get
along even betterer them alter moving out
generic Is almost as good as name brand
not there are some (mugs you never buy genera
Including peanut butter, Ketchup, liquid , carps-
Anny chewy chocolate amp comes
Just Imagine the person on the mime phone
on the phone as much as you do Even a
receptionist Twerked as one and I hate tawny on the
phone
at least once In your we you WIN go to Walmart to buy
under We an trollng board or something
and your debit card wall get release No one
Everyone at some pom In than Nes has had an lo
ther bank account
thret stores
everyone else ls too busy about everyone else
every (my (mug that could possibry be wrong
about them to name any may (mug that could possably be
wrong
you wall screw up a lot you We and you learn and when
you starred hard about mag
that happened and now you WISH you could change t,
Just tell Mats done Is done There' s no
changing t, ] t and move on " the only
way to stay sane
do the dishes Margrethe grows ts own ecosystem
you cant put Dawn In the
are the only one In the we at the grocery store,
and you need to get tram one end to the
even looking at anything an that ask. then you
totally ) the also Growing old Is
Growing up Hold on to the little
things They make all the tollerence
never try to make cake trum scratch at aam Yuu end up
Mn a topographical map Earth
15% trp
the best way to get money m mad as to tell your
grandparents about now you basically We on
microwaved mac and cheese Ther horror may result In
twenty bucks and orders to go out and get yoursefl "a
seananner"
sometimes we sucks, and knowing that k get
always make It suck any less but yam!
never get to the nunchucks days murmur enduring the
suckiness
no sereously, NEVER put Dawn In your
no not buy generic brand spaghetti sauce ether
Always check the type ml ight bulb that goes In lamps A em ls
not '' wall a
Dollar store batteries workless as well as store brand
Reward time to time wnan you do (rungs that you
needed to get done Its a good way to lemma yourselfes do
them Gum: out to pay a bun Get Starbucks or sometihng you
dam get men Rewards dull! nave to be huge, they can be
small things We that
Mae. pasta, fluur, sugar, cheese, eggs, milk. a pack Drunken.
a pack veggies and a well stocked spce calmer go a
long way splurge and get the biggest container
VICE you can You dam nave to go back and buy t agaen
anytime soon and t makes a TON meals m the meantime
Race can be cooked on the stove Van dour need a dancy me
cooker Two parts water's every one part me (two cups water
Immune cup tar HES ) balmy, add
me. put a plate or In on t. put tun low ml 20 minutes It
shame be done
Keep a calendar on your m Nickle dates "your balls are
set up at inconvenient times, like all the sermons starred on
the lust or sometihng, then call up the company and mo out '
you can get your mung date switched to sometihng more
manageable A lot places do try to work wth you
There Is no shame In calling a company and asking m an
on a bur Let them know whatyou can pay, pay that
amount, and they arrange when the rest ankle payment Ls
recurred THIS can stop you Hum narang sermon shut all man
It snows on your part
Take (lure to eat, even when you eating Your
body needs energy to lave
Wash or { your ashes Dante putting them In the
It prevents gross naked on wk
The Walks“ rs an excellent cheap toner cleaner
MAGIC ******* ERASERS THEODORK ON
EVERYTHING JUST DONT sewn HARD llooking lang out
maul bathtub Mn one Also generic ones work lust " well
Keep some bleack around but Nye!) use ? Drums
t There' s rarely ever a case where you need to pout straught
bleack on anytihng A In a bucket
Mustaine
no NOT MIX CLEANERS reactors are can be very
dangerous Here' s a good isst (Note and baking
soda can actually be a good combo m removing smells tram
mugs but Its not very good at actually -
Wynn (innit? Dom take med: at the same we t' s] ust not
good
Make sure you dosages on your pill bottles No one
wants to accedentally overdose on coudn syrup or
Wynn nave a uterus make sure you nave a heating pad and
ibuprofen on hand mime Dam Hot barns also generally new
and rs excellent ml any nausea
any a Cast an ht It' s worm t In the long run
you can (men do your taxes owns at places like
Here' s some good sex ed resources because I had to explain
what a yeast matron was recently
Petroleum my (aka vaseline) ls good ml chapped lips and you
can get a decent sued tube or tub tar It (generic brand vermin)
m cheaper/ same prace as Chapstick
KEEP TRIPLE ANTIBIOTIC IN YOUR HOUSE FOR
CUTS AND SCRAPES AND SORES
over the counter medications (stun you can buy Caht mime shelf no
prescriptive needed) nave a name brand and a generic name
ALWAYS buy generly ' Its available k s laterally the same thing and
way creaper usually
some navesto rememberance yams making tur melt!
Tylenol
Used to treat palm and reduce lever no not take Mn Ibuprofen
Ibuprofen , wool, Monro
used ml mm and lever Is an Is good tur palm
cramps because t ls an NSAID ()
drug)
Naproxen , Naproxen
Treats lever pa"! army's palm gout, perm cramps. .
headache, backache, and Is am an NSAID
Asprin + Caffeine = Excedrin
usually marketed a Migraine Rebel” " a generly
Asprin = Bayer
use ml pain, lever, arthritis, and Makes you bleed
easaly so soonly not be used ml palms Mum reduce risk unreal
attackes
Triple Antibiotic =
used on cuts sores and scrapes to reduce risk and
promote cealing
Also a general out a bad Idea and Wynn lot
or malk/ sunhine In your met you mum want to get C
and n use
Wynn do accedentally lapse and predawn In . run t
empty and put nan the marl! clean t
om (no given to me by dorm custodian wnan roommate mu the thing)
you We . add tr: add veggies you We dour use the
More flavor packet to gundown on sacrum and my Oman‘! use t at all
and add your own spaces
making sometihng Mn potatoes In t (beans, stew) potatoes are
done when you can easily stab a them
you can microwave a hotdog as long as you put t an a microwave sate
container ml water microwaves work by making water molecules wrote
also. when reheating (Ice , add a small amount bloater. We
maybe a spoonfull, so ‘ l get hard and crunchy
the rice cooking advice above as ml long gram race Styron' re making
snort or medium gram Vice. a I t ram (one cup waterloo one cup me) Ls
better, same {me Musnt come out too mushy
buy a lew cans wholesale club stores like saws costco. or
bartend to carry a good prace mews incredably
when you Volga to defrost meat
buy meat on sale and put t In the Keely buy vegetables on sale, and
put them In the ileum Hazel: veggies are oxen as and good
as ones, keep longer, and (men come M microwaveable bags or
wth microwave directions
soak Ink stains In milk to help get them out or at least lighten them
soak blood stalls m water as soon as possable, Mn a " or
stain remover scrub at them use cold water, heat MIOS
him: In there' s no real need to change the concord
setting unless the [lung yarns says to wash In warm water
acetone, lound In most nan pally! removers, dissolves superglue
I AM BECOMING AN ACTUAL ADULT AND BEING ON MY OWN FOR THE
FIRST TIME AND THIS IS VERY HELPFUL THANK YOU so MUCH
355. 952 runes
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