How to Get a Hot Date. damn she's blazing hot. HOW TO GET A HOT DATE 1. Get Date 2, that It Up date People Girl Relationships
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#1 - jonball (06/19/2014) [-]
But how do you get a date?
#21 to #1 - lildo (06/20/2014) [-]
You summon satan, sacrifice 8 virgins (4 male and 4 females), cut off your left arm and burn it. Once it is crisp feed it to the sacrifices and let them then slowly die.

You then say some ancient words, and then belezebub will come down to the earth and ask what you want.
#26 to #21 - jonball (06/20/2014) [-]
Damn i cut off the wrong arm, what do i do now?
User avatar #3 to #1 - insulation (06/19/2014) [-]
go to a store
look for dates
buy dates
now you have more dates
hurray
#4 to #3 - jonball (06/19/2014) [-]
What do i do if there is no dates left and the one left is out of date?
User avatar #5 to #4 - insulation (06/19/2014) [-]
go to a different store
if you can't find dates there
continue going to different stores till you find dates that are in date
User avatar #6 to #5 - huehuehuepster (06/19/2014) [-]
...or alternative advice for jonball:

you buy ben&jerry's, go sit in your bed watching chickflicks and cry
#9 to #6 - jonball (06/20/2014) [-]
But i am already doing that, i am specially good at the crying part
#2 - huehuehuepster (06/19/2014) [-]
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#8 - jcllcj (06/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #23 - richardastley (06/20/2014) [-]
I feel like a microwave wouldn't even be that great at heating up a dry fruit like a date. I could be wrong.
User avatar #22 - pepemex (06/20/2014) [-]
Better than some woman that's going to end up taking your house, pets and half your money.
#19 - jormu (06/20/2014) [-]
Instructions not clear.
Got my dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner
#16 - eyecontacthandjob (06/20/2014) [-]
Genuis
Genuis
User avatar #15 - notnewaccount (06/20/2014) [-]
You can get a date with a girl and burn her with gasoline.
User avatar #13 - anotheroneonearth (06/20/2014) [-]
an overseas student from Bangladesh once gave me a date. it was sweet as brown sugar.
#7 - thurah (06/19/2014) [-]
**thurah rolled image** i'd tap that
User avatar #10 to #7 - destaice (06/20/2014) [-]
but it just came out of the microwave
User avatar #11 to #10 - thurah (06/20/2014) [-]
not gonna pick it up, just gonna tap it with my finger to check the temperature
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User avatar #18 to #14 - indone (06/20/2014) [-]
damn son, that pony is mad hot / cute
#20 to #14 - arcticassassin (06/20/2014) [-]
"Identifying Bait"
A new novel all of you should buy.
#24 to #14 - jonball (06/20/2014) [-]
congratz on lvl -200 content and probably comment too.
#25 to #14 - quoterox ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
>puddle of sex   
   
9 outta 11, best phrase.   
   
will use to describe landwhale mating sessions.
>puddle of sex

9 outta 11, best phrase.

will use to describe landwhale mating sessions.
#17 to #14 - newdevyx (06/20/2014) [-]
No, that's not how you get a hot date.
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