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How the platypus was created

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God: Gabe, stop, I' m
working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO
MAKE SOMETHING
God: Hews a box of
parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours
later- Gabe? Where
are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD,
LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that'?
Gabriel: A
PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODI, THANK
YOU FOR DRAWING
THAT!
New Wtri' eplain,
was if
IN malum WI) is werttit,
They don' t do much
this is the ******* funniest thing sneer
LOOK at it though
just put it in australia"
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Submitted: 05/13/2014
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#6 - achphoenix (05/13/2014) [-]
here are some parts, Gab. Go nuts.
User avatar #7 to #6 - iliekmennow (05/13/2014) [-]
he only combinded the beaver and the duck because he cant count to 3...
User avatar #27 to #6 - spatulaman ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
2 and a half parts to be exact.
User avatar #48 to #8 - mutzaki (05/14/2014) [-]
Don't forget milk-sweating.
#13 to #8 - xcoreyx (05/14/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure laying eggs automatically makes something not a mammal...
User avatar #14 to #13 - legnak (05/14/2014) [-]
Strangely enough it is one of the only known egg laying mammals, the other being the Echidna.
#61 to #14 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
Yes this is because they are both Monotremes. because Australia has been separate from the rest of the world for so long its evolved all sorts of ****** up marsupials
#16 to #14 - xcoreyx (05/14/2014) [-]
But that doesn't make any sense. I was always taught that giving live birth was a defining characteristic of mammals, not that most mammals just happen to do it
User avatar #36 to #16 - sabcy (05/14/2014) [-]
it's because we make milk and have hair as opposed to scales.
User avatar #17 to #16 - legnak (05/14/2014) [-]
I was always taught that too, however, it just seems like Mammals only have the Fur and Endothermic body heat Really tired ATM so if that's wrong don't hurt me , it really does not make any sense, if it were up to me I would put the to ******* in their own group.
User avatar #25 to #17 - Alchemyst (05/14/2014) [-]
They also give milk.

Basically, taxonomists were like "WTF", but aside from the egg laying, it's pretty much exactly like most other mammals, so they just grouped them together.
#20 to #17 - xcoreyx (05/14/2014) [-]
Well, be that as it may or not be that, I think we can all agree that platypuses (platypi?) are weird as **** .
User avatar #21 to #20 - legnak (05/14/2014) [-]
I will agree with that.
User avatar #29 to #8 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/14/2014) [-]
WAIT, WHAT. It's venomous? I think you mean toxic right? RIGHT? I had no reason to fear this animal until now. GOD I HOPE THIS IS FAKE
User avatar #34 to #33 - Ulmer (05/14/2014) [-]
Also, read the bottom bro. It's a venom that specifically causes pain and nothing else.
#59 to #34 - thesimonved ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
"severe pain was persistent and did not respond to morphine." ....don't mess with those guys.
#52 to #34 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
Gonna have to disagree on that, i watched a video on a guy stung by one and his arm swelled to pretty big size.

I have also heard they have quite a few kills every year.
#41 to #29 - protastical (05/14/2014) [-]
I had to teach my science teacher this once. So weird.
#30 to #29 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
the males have a venomous spike on their back legs
User avatar #32 to #30 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/14/2014) [-]
Holy ******* **** , what was god thinking.
#31 - fancyrockdude (05/14/2014) [-]
When Gabe wants to make something again.
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User avatar #9 to #3 - johnstuartmill (05/14/2014) [-]
Well if not for him I would not have seen the funny content he posts so his "whoring" is not really a bad thing especially since all content on the internet is shared which allows things to go viral.
User avatar #19 to #3 - keltainenlumi (05/14/2014) [-]
"We need more funny GIFs, pictures, etc. posted daily. Reposts are fine (just don't steal content). Site needs more content uploaded daily." -Our glorious leader
User avatar #39 to #3 - coolcalx (05/14/2014) [-]
all you have to do is not click on the link. it's not even in your face.
#5 - moocowsz (05/13/2014) [-]
Your lack of gabe newell images displease me.
Your lack of gabe newell images displease me.
#23 - teamfreewill (05/14/2014) [-]
Gotta love Supernatural
Gotta love Supernatural
#40 to #23 - protastical (05/14/2014) [-]
trying to figure out why you said this and i cant
User avatar #74 to #40 - teamfreewill (05/14/2014) [-]
the post is a reference to supernatural the tv show. Gabriel, the angel in this post, is described like this in the show (probably not so much like this in the bible).
#42 to #23 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
How can you still watch it? The series have gone from very mediocre to a piece of **** . Ammagad r u ok dean?
User avatar #75 to #42 - teamfreewill (05/14/2014) [-]
I actually think it's improved exponentially. They were a little cheesy in the beginning.
User avatar #72 to #42 - midothegreat (05/14/2014) [-]
sometimes i had enough of the brotherly drama but overall i think it's a good show , especially the humor gets me from time to time
#38 to #23 - RayIII (05/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#24 to #23 - mastercolossus (05/14/2014) [-]
who doesnt? i plan, one day, on having a successful tv series and pitting the winchesters against each other just for fun.
User avatar #35 - desuforeverlulz (05/14/2014) [-]
The comment saying nothing other than how funny the post is tends to ruin it ever so slightly for me.
User avatar #28 - brettyoke (05/14/2014) [-]
That last comment was extremely unnecessary
#26 - dbBlues (05/14/2014) [-]
fix'd
#43 - thornberry (05/14/2014) [-]
Tangible evidence that everyone on tumblr is a 13 year old girl
Tangible evidence that everyone on tumblr is a 13 year old girl
User avatar #71 to #43 - finblob (05/14/2014) [-]
everyone was a 13 year old girl at one point
even the penis ones
User avatar #73 to #71 - thornberry (05/14/2014) [-]
Mom?
#68 - cursesnew (05/14/2014) [-]
Hand Feeding & Playing With A Friendly Platypus

Actually they do quite a bit.
#62 - fourtwentt (05/14/2014) [-]
Oh my various gods!
User avatar #22 - zzaugostinozz (05/14/2014) [-]
******* monotremes
User avatar #66 to #22 - theugandanhero (05/14/2014) [-]
I seriously think you need to keep that information to yourself you sick **** .
User avatar #4 - biscuitsunited (05/13/2014) [-]
I chuckled slightly and then thumbed it down because not only have we all seen this before but because **** tumb1er.
#44 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 to #44 - wardylocks (05/14/2014) [-]
but yet david karp is rolling in money and admin is asking for it from his users
yes tumblr is such a bad website wow
#46 to #45 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
Wait wait wait wait.   
   
That is not giving a 			****		, that is eating a 			****		.
Wait wait wait wait.

That is not giving a **** , that is eating a **** .
#47 to #46 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Try eating one, it taste good
#49 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
Hold on, eat a 			****		.   
   
Are you telling me to suck a dick?
Hold on, eat a **** .

Are you telling me to suck a dick?
#50 to #49 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
No you idiot
#51 to #50 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
Right listen up you famous fondler of young horses. If i had wanted cuntwipe pancakes i would not be on this cesspit of weak flour.

What you want is glorious glorious waffles, steaming of pure delight and taste which can shatter city blocks in a single bite. Now that is a good **** , so i demand a good **** !
#53 to #51 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Waffles are just pancakes with squares all over them. Just accept the truth
#54 to #53 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
Just pancakes....

They are not pancakes, and never will be. When you go to a church with food, what do you get? That is right, waffles. Not pancakes. Because pancakes is the work of the devil and all his imps. Cant you see with your eyes that the difference in liquid/flour is different? What evil powers have turned you so that you cannot see your errors?
#55 to #54 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
I've tasted both of these delicious foods. Why can't you do the same thing?
#56 to #55 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
The path of 2 different flour based desserts is the way to damnation!
The path of 2 different flour based desserts is the way to damnation!
#60 - gabemczombie (05/14/2014) [-]
Why would the messenger of god do this?
Why would the messenger of god do this?
User avatar #63 to #60 - mangostormlegend (05/14/2014) [-]
To send a message to mankind.

And that message is that God is totally just screwing with us.
User avatar #64 to #60 - sinonyx (05/14/2014) [-]
i almost corrected you by saying that Hermes is the messenger of god..
User avatar #65 to #64 - theugandanhero (05/14/2014) [-]
He is the messenger of Zeus.
#1 - brewswillis (05/13/2014) [-]
**brewswillis rolled image** look what i made
User avatar #15 - ianchrist (05/14/2014) [-]
>sees inspiringfunny content
>Thumbs down
>move on
#2 - daftiduck (05/13/2014) [-]
**daftiduck rolled image** What I made
#70 - technobanana (05/14/2014) [-]
I was hoping it was a gaben joke. Just shows how much I know about Christianity... oh yeah and **** tumblr
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