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How'd she know someone was at the door?

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#3 - ninjabadger ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Well **** .
User avatar #2 - epicsandvich (10/07/2013) [-]
I feel bad for door to door salesmen. They always get a bad rap for being annoying, which it is an inconvenience to have them drop by and expect to have you buy something...but they're just trying to make a living like everyone else.

I hope people are at least a little respectful towards d 2 d salesmen when they decline their product, it just feels wrong playing tricks on them like this.
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User avatar #52 to #2 - rollmenot (10/07/2013) [-]
I hope everyone has the chance to be a door salesman or a waiter, the world would be filled with kind patient people or psychopathic mass murderers
User avatar #63 to #2 - harbingerwolf (10/07/2013) [-]
Phone calls are funny at least "Yeah hang on a minute somehings happening..." *Place phone next to TV playing BattleField 3*
User avatar #5 to #2 - uzbekistan (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but when I do my job I don't go around wasting everyones time.
User avatar #39 to #5 - deathdiedead (10/07/2013) [-]
These guys that go around "wasting everyone's time" are usually the reason why lots of people get salaries, faggot.

#9 to #5 - bann (10/07/2013) [-]
you would if you had to, sales jobs are easy to get
User avatar #36 to #9 - deathdiedead (10/07/2013) [-]
Easy to get, hard to keep.
User avatar #6 to #2 - Zeigh ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Well they should be making a living somewhere else.
User avatar #15 to #2 - lolzordz (10/07/2013) [-]
people who choose to work as salesmen - forcing products onto people who dont want anything in the first place. to me they are just as bad as traffic wardens.. just find another job, i had plenty of chances to become a salesman but that just felt like selling my soul to the devil
#46 to #15 - anon (10/07/2013) [-]
i'm going to make a wild guess here and assume you're a middle-to-upper class white christian male in his late teens/early twenties whose parents provided nearly everything for him, up to and including college education and first job.

Do you think anyone goes through life thinking "Golly gee, I sure do hope to become a door to door salseman some day!"

User avatar #65 to #46 - lolzordz (10/07/2013) [-]
nice guess but no, im moroccan living in england, both my parents are deaf and on benefits. im a builder atm
User avatar #34 to #2 - lazypaul (10/07/2013) [-]
They were the ones that chose to be a door to door salesman. It's ultimately their decision to deal with the abuse they get for wasting peoples time and annoying them.
User avatar #40 to #2 - deathdiedead (10/07/2013) [-]
A good salesman understands that rejection is part of the job description. If that is something a person cannot handle, then selling is definitely the wrong career choice.

Don't feel bad for them, they are used to it
#11 to #2 - vaporous (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm a door to door salesmen. Most people just say no or don't answer the door when they are obviously home. I don't usually get rude people. However, the other day I gave a lady my long ass speech and just looks my in the eyes and says, "Is this how poor people make money?".
#27 to #11 - methirtyseven (10/07/2013) [-]
I almost thumbed you down because that comment made me so angry. Good luck with the sales though.
User avatar #28 - thirdjess ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Deaf man down the street from me has his doorbell vibrate the floor when someone rings it. The first time I rang it I thought it didn't bell so I kept pressing it, he wasn't impressed.
#29 to #28 - harrisonfordor (10/07/2013) [-]
Thought it didn't bell
User avatar #67 to #29 - thirdjess ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
It took me a shockingly long time to get the joke. Cause I said bell not ring, right? Is that the joke? Please be the joke.
User avatar #68 to #67 - harrisonfordor (10/08/2013) [-]
Your wording made me giggle, so yes.
#31 - maaarknuuuut (10/07/2013) [-]
This is the only sign language I need for salesmen like that
This is the only sign language I need for salesmen like that
#16 - stinewa (10/07/2013) [-]
There was a man knocking on my friends door signalising he was deaf and wanted money. My friend knows sign language and talked to him using this, and the man of course had no idea what to do.
There was a man knocking on my friends door signalising he was deaf and wanted money. My friend knows sign language and talked to him using this, and the man of course had no idea what to do.
User avatar #37 to #16 - dinoking (10/07/2013) [-]
Akbar by Julian Smith
#32 to #16 - grizlah (10/07/2013) [-]
This gif is so familiar to me,where is it from mate?
User avatar #38 to #32 - dinoking (10/07/2013) [-]
JEFFERY DALLAS - Akbar
#70 to #38 - grizlah (10/09/2013) [-]
Thank you!
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#22 - paranoidjack (10/07/2013) [-]
"..."
User avatar #54 to #22 - shadowbreech (10/07/2013) [-]
Who is this? please don't hate me...
#55 to #54 - paranoidjack (10/07/2013) [-]
shizune hakamichi from Katawa Shoujo, she's a death mute and future conqueror of Australia
User avatar #25 to #22 - vornic (10/07/2013) [-]
such a shame not many people like her :/
#26 to #25 - mitchr (10/07/2013) [-]
Like everyone. That is the true path of the Katawa Shoujo player.

Rin is still the funniest, though.
User avatar #30 to #26 - vornic (10/07/2013) [-]
agree completely, maybe their should have been a harem path ;)
User avatar #66 to #30 - mitchr (10/07/2013) [-]
^This. This a thousand, a million times over.
#42 - sashxanete **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
how would you hear the door if you are dead?
#50 to #42 - FatherPedobear (10/07/2013) [-]
I thought they had systems where instead of a bell, lights would flash.
User avatar #49 to #42 - xtrim (10/07/2013) [-]
"dead"
#44 to #42 - moqa (10/07/2013) [-]
you wouldn't
User avatar #41 - roflstorm (10/07/2013) [-]
Salesmen work on weekdays like the rest of us.
You are home on a week.
Pretend you got into a work accident involving something very loud going off near you.
Don't pretend you're deaf. Pretend you've recently gone deaf from a work accident and that you were resting.
They will feel bad and leave you alone.
Simple.
User avatar #23 - fitemeirlbro (10/07/2013) [-]
i have a long drive way so we dont get many door to door sales men we got like 3 in the last few years
User avatar #8 - gibroner ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
I scream at them in German that usually gets them to leave.
User avatar #7 - silentgascloud (10/07/2013) [-]
if you were pretending to be deaf, why did you answer the door?
User avatar #10 to #7 - spawnsy (10/07/2013) [-]
yeah, thats retarded of him
#12 to #7 - vaporous (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I read the title too.
#13 to #7 - anon (10/07/2013) [-]
Many deaf people have a system, for when the doorbell rings, their lights flash, or some sort of visual aid alerts them. Otherwise, they'd just have their friends wander over and barge in all the time.
#43 to #13 - sashxanete **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
DEAF people yes
User avatar #17 - FJSoldier (10/07/2013) [-]
I know people are all "How did he know there was someone at the door?" you don't have to be freaking deaf to learn sign language..
User avatar #18 to #17 - pwndguy (10/07/2013) [-]
no, they're saying how did she know there was someone at the door, when she's supposed to be deaf...
User avatar #19 to #18 - FJSoldier (10/07/2013) [-]
Ohh I misread that then, my bad
User avatar #14 - TJmanAWESOME (10/07/2013) [-]
Deaf people have to answer the door somehow, so they find ways around it. Such as, a giant flashing light, like this. www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FTV/XFAH/GLL4V1J0/FTVXFAHGLL4V1J0.LARGE.jpg
User avatar #21 - shaftyface (10/07/2013) [-]
Not all deaf people know sign language
User avatar #33 - manofparody ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
We actually ran into that, except for it was a caucasian woman who pretended she spoke spanish. Unfortunately for her, one of our own girls could speak spanish.
User avatar #56 - antzell (10/07/2013) [-]
I hide behind the couch just in case they can see through doors.
#58 to #56 - joshofsouls (10/07/2013) [-]
If they can see through doors what makes you think they can't see through a couch?



If they can see through doors what makes you think they can't see through a couch?
User avatar #61 to #58 - rinaz (10/07/2013) [-]
The see-through couch ability is $15 extra.
User avatar #51 - mistercookie (10/07/2013) [-]
As a d 2 d salesman i can say that getting a no isn't bad. The people who are afraid of saying no, and just slam the door shut or do things like this, they are bad. If you don't want anything, just be polite and listen until he is done speaking. Then say no, and slowly shut the door.
User avatar #53 to #51 - cormy (10/07/2013) [-]
As a door to door salesman, wouldn't you prefer those who reject you immediately, rather than the polite people who waste your time?
User avatar #57 to #53 - mistercookie (10/07/2013) [-]
People think its impossible to be polite whilst rejecting immediately. You can have both, most people choose one.
User avatar #59 to #57 - cormy (10/07/2013) [-]
But do you prefer being rejected immediately rudely, or denied slowly?
User avatar #60 to #59 - mistercookie (10/07/2013) [-]
Denied slowly, as most of the sales i have gotten is when people deny slowly, since i don't give them a reason to say no. I sell household alarms, which is important, but most people don't want. As every experienced salesmen have told me, the sale doesn't start until the client says "No"
User avatar #47 - Lintutu (10/07/2013) [-]
To answer your question OP, she probably rang the doorbell, but in a deaf home, the "bell" is hooked up to the electricity of the and flashes when the bell rings
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