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Today, I pretended tty be deaf tty a dear tty deer salesman. He knew sign language. PML
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123 comments On / 05/ 2013 at 2: - misc - brononymous - United States
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#2 - epicsandvich
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I feel bad for door to door salesmen. They always get a bad rap for being annoying, which it is an inconvenience to have them drop by and expect to have you buy something...but they're just trying to make a living like everyone else.

I hope people are at least a little respectful towards d 2 d salesmen when they decline their product, it just feels wrong playing tricks on them like this.
#4 to #2 - uzbekistan
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#5 to #2 - uzbekistan
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but when I do my job I don't go around wasting everyones time.
#39 to #5 - deathdiedead
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(10/07/2013) [-]
These guys that go around "wasting everyone's time" are usually the reason why lots of people get salaries, faggot.

#9 to #5 - bann
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(10/07/2013) [-]
you would if you had to, sales jobs are easy to get
#36 to #9 - deathdiedead
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Easy to get, hard to keep.
#52 to #2 - rollmenot
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I hope everyone has the chance to be a door salesman or a waiter, the world would be filled with kind patient people or psychopathic mass murderers
#63 to #2 - harbingerwolf
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Phone calls are funny at least "Yeah hang on a minute somehings happening..." *Place phone next to TV playing BattleField 3*
#6 to #2 - Zeigh
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Well they should be making a living somewhere else.
#15 to #2 - lolzordz
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(10/07/2013) [-]
people who choose to work as salesmen - forcing products onto people who dont want anything in the first place. to me they are just as bad as traffic wardens.. just find another job, i had plenty of chances to become a salesman but that just felt like selling my soul to the devil
#46 to #15 - anon
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(10/07/2013) [-]
i'm going to make a wild guess here and assume you're a middle-to-upper class white christian male in his late teens/early twenties whose parents provided nearly everything for him, up to and including college education and first job.

Do you think anyone goes through life thinking "Golly gee, I sure do hope to become a door to door salseman some day!"

#65 to #46 - lolzordz
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(10/07/2013) [-]
nice guess but no, im moroccan living in england, both my parents are deaf and on benefits. im a builder atm
#34 to #2 - lazypaul
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(10/07/2013) [-]
They were the ones that chose to be a door to door salesman. It's ultimately their decision to deal with the abuse they get for wasting peoples time and annoying them.
#40 to #2 - deathdiedead
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(10/07/2013) [-]
A good salesman understands that rejection is part of the job description. If that is something a person cannot handle, then selling is definitely the wrong career choice.

Don't feel bad for them, they are used to it
#11 to #2 - vaporous
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I'm a door to door salesmen. Most people just say no or don't answer the door when they are obviously home. I don't usually get rude people. However, the other day I gave a lady my long ass speech and just looks my in the eyes and says, "Is this how poor people make money?".
#27 to #11 - methirtyseven
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I almost thumbed you down because that comment made me so angry. Good luck with the sales though.
#3 - ninjabadger ONLINE
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Well ****.
#28 - thirdjess ONLINE
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Deaf man down the street from me has his doorbell vibrate the floor when someone rings it. The first time I rang it I thought it didn't bell so I kept pressing it, he wasn't impressed.
#29 to #28 - harrisonfordor
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Thought it didn't bell
#67 to #29 - thirdjess ONLINE
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(10/08/2013) [-]
It took me a shockingly long time to get the joke. Cause I said bell not ring, right? Is that the joke? Please be the joke.
#68 to #67 - harrisonfordor
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Your wording made me giggle, so yes.
#69 to #68 - thirdjess ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#22 - paranoidjack
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(10/07/2013) [-]
"..."
#25 to #22 - vornic
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(10/07/2013) [-]
such a shame not many people like her :/
#26 to #25 - mitchr
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Like everyone. That is the true path of the Katawa Shoujo player.

Rin is still the funniest, though.
#30 to #26 - vornic
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(10/07/2013) [-]
agree completely, maybe their should have been a harem path ;)
#66 to #30 - mitchr
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(10/07/2013) [-]
^This. This a thousand, a million times over.
#54 to #22 - shadowbreech ONLINE
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Who is this? please don't hate me...
#55 to #54 - paranoidjack
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(10/07/2013) [-]
shizune hakamichi from Katawa Shoujo, she's a death mute and future conqueror of Australia
#24 to #22 - datsheriff
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(10/07/2013) [-]
#42 - sashxanete **User deleted account**
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(10/07/2013) [-]
how would you hear the door if you are dead?
#50 to #42 - FatherPedobear
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I thought they had systems where instead of a bell, lights would flash.
#49 to #42 - xtrim
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(10/07/2013) [-]
"dead"
#44 to #42 - moqa [OP]
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(10/07/2013) [-]
you wouldn't
#16 - stinewa
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(10/07/2013) [-]
There was a man knocking on my friends door signalising he was deaf and wanted money. My friend knows sign language and talked to him using this, and the man of course had no idea what to do.
There was a man knocking on my friends door signalising he was deaf and wanted money. My friend knows sign language and talked to him using this, and the man of course had no idea what to do.
#37 to #16 - dinoking
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Akbar by Julian Smith
#32 to #16 - grizlah
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(10/07/2013) [-]
This gif is so familiar to me,where is it from mate?
#38 to #32 - dinoking
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(10/07/2013) [-]
JEFFERY DALLAS - Akbar
#70 to #38 - grizlah
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#35 to #32 - dinoking
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#31 - maaarknuuuut
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(10/07/2013) [-]
This is the only sign language I need for salesmen like that
This is the only sign language I need for salesmen like that
#7 - silentgascloud
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(10/07/2013) [-]
if you were pretending to be deaf, why did you answer the door?
#13 to #7 - anon
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Many deaf people have a system, for when the doorbell rings, their lights flash, or some sort of visual aid alerts them. Otherwise, they'd just have their friends wander over and barge in all the time.
#43 to #13 - sashxanete **User deleted account**
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(10/07/2013) [-]
DEAF people yes
#10 to #7 - spawnsy
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(10/07/2013) [-]
yeah, thats retarded of him
#12 to #7 - vaporous
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I read the title too.
#41 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Salesmen work on weekdays like the rest of us.
You are home on a week.
Pretend you got into a work accident involving something very loud going off near you.
Don't pretend you're deaf. Pretend you've recently gone deaf from a work accident and that you were resting.
They will feel bad and leave you alone.
Simple.
#20 - felixjarl
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(10/07/2013) [-]
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