how big a moose can get
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drewbridge (12/21/2015) [-] i take that back
you're the most retarded dog ive ever seen
you're the most retarded dog ive ever seen
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psychedelegate ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-] At first I read this as "that's the moose retarded looking dog ive ever seen"
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drewbridge (12/21/2015) [-] that.....was more clever than what I wrote
delete your comment immediately
delete your comment immediately
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vvthegreats (12/21/2015) [-]
lol that wolf's eyeballs are about to pop out of its sockets.
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twiceasfun ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-] When I was in high school, this guy running for class president based his campaign on that he would change the plural of moose to meese. That's all he said he would do. He won
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toston (12/21/2015) [-]
This is an ongoing joke I have had with a friend for the past 6 years. We refer to one another as "meese" and even have a handshake involving making antlers with our hands that we do every time we see eachother.
Wow typing that out made it seem really weird. I love meese though.
Wow typing that out made it seem really weird. I love meese though.
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johmi (12/20/2015) [-] Moose will wreck your **** . In a car accident with a moose 90% of the time it will ******* destroy you and walk away barely injured. These ******* can fend off a pack of wolves because their long ass stilt legs means their vitals are too high up, and lets them move quickly through deep snow and mud.
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austinrocket (12/21/2015) [-] My uncle is an EMS in AK and he had to rescue this group of tourists that hit a moose. They were in a mini cooper driving for hours in a tiny car is a great idea and actually went under the thing. Unfortunately they hit it's belly and the whole roof of the car came off like a tin of sardines or spam or some other canned food and all of the moose guts were dumped into the car as the tourists crashed into a ditch. The tourists were covered in green partially digested lichen and stomach acid and smelled worse that death's armpits. They actually smelled so bad and were covered in such putrid goo that they made everyone from the crash wear trash bags until they got back to the station a 30 minute drive, but some of their calls can take up to 4 hours to reach . They hosed them off before they would even touch them. The worst injury was a broken arm or something and everyone had acid burns.
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sonicsyndicate (12/21/2015) [-] swear to god i thought that was two shot shells hanging out the front of the barrels and i was cracking up at "the rules have changed" yea they changed a ******* if youre able to shot a shotgun like that
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sisterblister (12/20/2015) [-] bruh ive had a white tail run after a lung shot from a 270 i sure aint taking a moose on with it
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sisterblister (12/21/2015) [-] well if you got a slug and are really freaking close then maby
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sisterblister (12/21/2015) [-] take out the plug put 8 shells in and just run at it im sure you would win.....probbaly well on my bucket list it to fight a bear with a sword if it wins it wins but if i win i will be a legend
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sisterblister (12/21/2015) [-] true its really the only way i want to go out i want a wife and kids let them grow up and when ifel its my time im going grizzly hunting ill make sure to have someon record it
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sonicsyndicate (12/21/2015) [-] how about we just agree that a lahti at rifle in 20mm with incendiary rounds would definatley work
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sisterblister (12/21/2015) [-] all i said was we have smaller game and no need for larger round ihave no desire for a civil war
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titusbraovdo (12/21/2015) [-] That things a monster not a moose. Use a damn Cannon on it. ( Really, A Cannon? That's what you're going with? )
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thepizzadevourer (12/21/2015) [-] Ask "How in the world did you do that without hands?"
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heartlessrobot (12/21/2015) [-] Considering the weight of the gun negating most of the recoil, I'd say it's practical enough.
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scowler (12/23/2015) [-] Still kicks too much for a pistol. He's locking and unlocking his arm muscles at the precise moment, keeping the gun from flying out of his hands. New shooters can't do that. I still stand by my sentiment that .500 Magnum would serve it's purpose (killing aggressive Bears and Moose) much better out of a carbine, and that S&W can't seem to figure that out, which costs them an entire market...
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heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-] **** , aim at a slight downward angle and hope you're not on the second floor.
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anon (12/21/2015) [-]
A 500 S&W is a pretty powerful handgun...but I dunno if I'd call it the "proper weapon" for close range dealing with a moose. It's still roughly equivalent energy to a 30-06...I think I'd be defaulting to something RIFLE magnum rather than handgun magnum if I knew I was gonna be close quarter with a bull moose. .300 win mag minimum.
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notafunnyguy (12/21/2015) [-]
Bow and arrow hunting on an animal that size can't be done from a huge distance, as the arrow doesn't have the stopping power to kill, also all the trees in the way make bow hunting in the woods difficult.
In all honesty I dont know why anyone hunts moose with bow. It'd be like throwing a pair of scissors at a person. Like sure it'd hurt, but it will almost never kill and just piss off more than anything
In all honesty I dont know why anyone hunts moose with bow. It'd be like throwing a pair of scissors at a person. Like sure it'd hurt, but it will almost never kill and just piss off more than anything
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anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Bullsht. I've seen deer run after arrow shots that split their sides open so far that you found one of the lungs on the ground 100 yards BEFORE you found where the deer finally went down.
No matter the shot with a bow...expect that the animal is gonna have enough life in it to put some hurt on you if you're close enough. Work that reality into your plan.
No matter the shot with a bow...expect that the animal is gonna have enough life in it to put some hurt on you if you're close enough. Work that reality into your plan.
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WolfPrince (12/21/2015) [-] Killing such a magnificent beast for sport is so ****** up.
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joeyliquid (12/21/2015) [-] Agreed, unless they are gonna eat it. They are great for eating.
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WolfPrince (12/21/2015) [-] I suppose, but you can't buy beef for a year until you finish your moose.
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adrenalinegiraffe (12/21/2015) [-] Censors kind of degrade it but it's the original voice actor for Spiderman, so it's kind of fun to listen to.
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cdm (12/21/2015) [-] This is some Monster Hunter level ******** , I ain't going after that thing unless I have an axe the size of a minivan.
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theintercourser (12/21/2015) [-] yes technically. "In terrestrial zoology, megafauna (Ancient Greek megas "large" + New Latin fauna "animal") are large or giant animals. The most common thresholds used are 45 kilograms (100 lb) or 100 kilograms (220 lb). This thus includes many species not popularly thought of as overly large, such as white-tailed deer, red kangaroo, and humans."
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lapsushominum (12/21/2015) [-] Are elephants and rhinos and **** like ultrafauna then?
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masdercheef (12/21/2015) [-] PTRS-41, if I'm correct. Soviet anti-tank rifle from the 40s.
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talosknight ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] I live relatively close to a National Park in Canada with Moose. First question I get whenever someone is headin there but passes through: "Can I pet a moose?" Hell yeah you can! For about 5 seconds before that thing wrecks you.
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nudybooty (12/21/2015) [-] Did you think moose were tiny little things you could keep as pets? They are ******* massive. Why do you think Canadians love them and ride them into battle?
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rockstarownage ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
i always thought they were about the size of deer or maybe horses at most
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jujuface (12/21/2015) [-] There's not much for size reference in that picture except trees
I'm no tree expert, but judging by the size of those trees...
That moose is like 12 feet tall
Someone please tell me that moose isn't 12 feet tall
I'm no tree expert, but judging by the size of those trees...
That moose is like 12 feet tall
Someone please tell me that moose isn't 12 feet tall
