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Cobra Bites Man, Man Bites Back
and , Cobra
Like the Captain says, "If someone tries to w you, you
try and w ‘em right bask.” A man G' Nepal understood
this rule and took revenge on 'it] snake that hit him:
Nepali daily Annapurna Post said Mohamed Same
Miya chased the snake, whooh hit him G' his rise paddy
on Tuesday, caught it and bit it until it died.
eould have killed it with 'it.' mick but hit it with my teeth
instead because I was angry,” the whys.
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#1 - fizzor ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
#6 - willindor (10/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#29 - freshbakedrolls (10/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
am i the only person on funnyjunk uninformed on what a person's rice paddy is? his dick?
am i the only person on funnyjunk uninformed on what a person's rice paddy is? his dick?
#33 to #32 - icametocomment (10/31/2013) [-]





Bitch what the **** did I just say it was
User avatar #9 - asked **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth"

as opposed to biting with your toes...
User avatar #4 - brokentail (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's Captain Malcolm Reynold's, for anybody who's interested.
#13 - dgarcia (10/31/2013) [-]
I've never been bit in the rice paddy before, i did, however, got a cut there once. hurt like bitch.
I've never been bit in the rice paddy before, i did, however, got a cut there once. hurt like bitch.
#40 - perdition (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - herpymcderp (10/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Over the summer, I met this Vietnam vet. He was up in Laos during his time and met up with this tribe called the snake eaters. So the deal is, if a cobra tries to bit you, you kill it and then eat the poison sac and if you live, you become a snake eater and you get to keep the souls of the people you kill. This guy did all this and became a snake eater and got right back into war. He brags that he has more than a hundred souls.

Of course, we knew a good amount of his stories were heavily exaggerated but we still never ****** with him.
#51 - raginhardon (10/31/2013) [-]
and the bad ass award goes tooooo......

55 year old MIYA!!!
User avatar #37 - olibear (10/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I like it. Survival of the fittest. Don't **** with humans and you get to live. Good work. Keep it up. Everybody do this.
#39 to #37 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/31/2013) [-]
sorry that was the wrong one
#53 - achphoenix (10/31/2013) [-]
was actually BB
#25 - robertootrebor (10/31/2013) [-]
Could of been better.... like a jelly doughnut
#24 - thesinful (10/31/2013) [-]
Dad?
User avatar #63 - dohvakin (10/31/2013) [-]
This kills the man? no? anyone?
#55 - Alchemyst ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
#20 - himyouknowwho (10/31/2013) [-]
MFW title
#15 - swiftshadow (10/31/2013) [-]
Just for the record, "the captain", are we talking about Mal in firefly? Cause I swear I remember that line from there.
User avatar #31 - hasanaat (10/31/2013) [-]
I guess he was pretty MohaMAD.
User avatar #27 - rplix (10/31/2013) [-]
I do this with my cats. In a way, I have taught them the basic rule of an eye for an eye.

If my bitch cat bites me, I bite her. Softly of course.
User avatar #21 - ackrap (10/31/2013) [-]
Man Has Big Balls Cleaning Cobra Pit Reaction Vlog
Reminds me of this guy
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