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How angry can you be

Cobra Bites Man, Man Bites Back
and , Cobra
Like the Captain says, "If someone tries to w you, you
try and w ‘em right bask.” A man G' Nepal understood
this rule and took revenge on 'it] snake that hit him:
Nepali daily Annapurna Post said Mohamed Same
Miya chased the snake, whooh hit him G' his rise paddy
on Tuesday, caught it and bit it until it died.
eould have killed it with 'it.' mick but hit it with my teeth
instead because I was angry,” the whys.
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#1 - fizzor (10/30/2013) [-]
#12 to #6 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
It tastes like Snake
#22 to #6 - themongoose (10/31/2013) [-]
just a guess
just a guess
User avatar #23 to #22 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Holy hell. I just realized that he totally looks like Otacon.
User avatar #62 to #22 - jpthecursed (10/31/2013) [-]
I've never seen a Stargate reference on FJ.
Not the movie, anyway.
User avatar #4 - brokentail (10/31/2013) [-]
That's Captain Malcolm Reynold's, for anybody who's interested.
User avatar #26 to #4 - quotetype (10/31/2013) [-]
i was looking for some sort of firefly reference in the comments.
#13 - dgarcia (10/31/2013) [-]
I've never been bit in the rice paddy before, i did, however, got a cut there once. hurt like bitch.
I've never been bit in the rice paddy before, i did, however, got a cut there once. hurt like bitch.
User avatar #9 - asked **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
"I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth"

as opposed to biting with your toes...
#49 to #9 - Uthly (10/31/2013) [-]
He could have gummed it to death
User avatar #16 to #9 - nyxeos (10/31/2013) [-]
Considering where he's from, it's probably just a too literal translation.
User avatar #64 to #40 - sagedivinity (10/31/2013) [-]
Can you blame him?
User avatar #2 - herpymcderp (10/31/2013) [-]
Over the summer, I met this Vietnam vet. He was up in Laos during his time and met up with this tribe called the snake eaters. So the deal is, if a cobra tries to bit you, you kill it and then eat the poison sac and if you live, you become a snake eater and you get to keep the souls of the people you kill. This guy did all this and became a snake eater and got right back into war. He brags that he has more than a hundred souls.

Of course, we knew a good amount of his stories were heavily exaggerated but we still never ****** with him.
User avatar #28 to #2 - killerliquid ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
venom sac.
User avatar #43 to #28 - HarvietheDinkle (10/31/2013) [-]
It's venom if it's injected, poison if ingested.

So there could be an argument for both. Its original intent is to be venom, but if it's ingested it might just be poison.
User avatar #44 to #43 - killerliquid ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Pretty sure poison can be both injected, absorbed through the skin, and ingested.
#47 to #2 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
I never knew Thresh fought in 'Nam
#51 - raginhardon (10/31/2013) [-]
and the bad ass award goes tooooo......

55 year old MIYA!!!
#29 - freshbakedrolls (10/31/2013) [-]
am i the only person on funnyjunk uninformed on what a person's rice paddy is? his dick?
am i the only person on funnyjunk uninformed on what a person's rice paddy is? his dick?
#65 to #29 - Shadwstryker (10/31/2013) [-]
relevant
relevant
#30 to #29 - icametocomment (10/31/2013) [-]


It's a semi-flooded crop field that's used for growing rice. Where did you think rice comes from?
#32 to #30 - freshbakedrolls (10/31/2013) [-]






but what is a person's rice paddy?
#33 to #32 - icametocomment (10/31/2013) [-]





Bitch what the **** did I just say it was
#34 to #33 - freshbakedrolls (10/31/2013) [-]
oh 			****		 i 			*******		 get it now. sorry man. thanks for dealing with my stupidity. here have a batman gif.
oh **** i ******* get it now. sorry man. thanks for dealing with my stupidity. here have a batman gif.
#35 to #34 - icametocomment (10/31/2013) [-]
That's okay we all have our days. Gif unrelated.
That's okay we all have our days. Gif unrelated.
User avatar #61 to #30 - newdevyx (10/31/2013) [-]
i thought they were just called rice fields not rice paddies so i was not familiar with that paddy part, maybe because English isn't my native language.
#53 - achphoenix (10/31/2013) [-]
was actually BB
#25 - robertootrebor (10/31/2013) [-]
Could of been better.... like a jelly doughnut
#24 - thesinful (10/31/2013) [-]
Dad?
User avatar #63 - dohvakin (10/31/2013) [-]
This kills the man? no? anyone?
#20 - himyouknowwho (10/31/2013) [-]
MFW title
#15 - swiftshadow (10/31/2013) [-]
Just for the record, "the captain", are we talking about Mal in firefly? Cause I swear I remember that line from there.
#7 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
"I 'erd that once a deme'er kissed 'er and it died."
User avatar #8 to #7 - elecgrl (10/31/2013) [-]
This is from A Very Potter Sequel. pretty funny
User avatar #37 - olibear (10/31/2013) [-]
I like it. Survival of the fittest. Don't **** with humans and you get to live. Good work. Keep it up. Everybody do this.
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#39 to #37 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/31/2013) [-]
sorry that was the wrong one
User avatar #46 to #39 - leonhardt (10/31/2013) [-]
Also we nailed our god to a stick, and he apologized.
#54 to #39 - Alchemyst (10/31/2013) [-]
Humans are scary as **** . I mean, humans are scared of humans, and they're humans.
#60 to #54 - unbelievable ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Good one!
User avatar #66 to #39 - tornadomad (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure air and water are as toxic as that makes them seem.
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/31/2013) [-]
you think I made this
this was someones editing job of a post 4chan
User avatar #68 to #67 - tornadomad (10/31/2013) [-]
i never said you made it
User avatar #57 to #39 - chaossniper ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
i always wondered why we dont have that much hair, never thought of heat lost by radiation though and i've been studying this **** but it all makes sens now
User avatar #31 - hasanaat (10/31/2013) [-]
I guess he was pretty MohaMAD.
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