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How To Scare a Gamer

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#30 - icameheretotroll (04/23/2014) [-]
"Why didn't the boss drop any loot"   
"OH DEAR GOD I'M SUPPOSED TO KILL IT TWICE"
"Why didn't the boss drop any loot"
"OH DEAR GOD I'M SUPPOSED TO KILL IT TWICE"
User avatar #127 to #30 - onewithpokerface (04/23/2014) [-]
My /exact/ reaction when I fought the final boss of Quake 4.

"Okay, I killed it... Now I just... Wait... Wait... NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
User avatar #141 to #30 - kotetsulovesfj (04/24/2014) [-]
I love how I can now make this gif so big, it fills my entire screen.
#140 to #30 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
And then there's this ******* game
Where the loot is 1 gold coin
#208 to #140 - djhuehue (04/24/2014) [-]
how is this game btw?
User avatar #233 to #208 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Elder Scrolls Online Angry Review
This sums it up.
User avatar #212 to #208 - mrgilly (04/24/2014) [-]
If it's like the beta was, then not worth buying for the price it is.

Basically generic MMO with Elder Scrolls gameplay. All for $60 (which gives you the game and one month subscription) and then $15 a month after.
User avatar #149 to #140 - pootismang (04/24/2014) [-]
That's only because you didn't do at least 10% of the damage to it. Gotta wait till poor understaffed Zenimax bans all the bots farming bosses.
User avatar #12 - tokitoki (04/23/2014) [-]
"Why did the tutorial just give me a tip on how to run?"
#192 to #12 - kingslayer (04/24/2014) [-]
Reminds me of dark souls.
User avatar #137 to #12 - rayeslegend (04/24/2014) [-]
Basically how you get through the tutorial on Dead space 2, that's the first thing they teach you. Nope the **** out and run.
#6 - pappathethird (04/23/2014) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #3 - splendiddust (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh look, chest high walls. everywhere
#39 - arkanios (04/23/2014) [-]
"What do you mean I can't save in this location?"
User avatar #47 to #39 - sketchE (04/23/2014) [-]
well you can never save mid battle in fire emblem
User avatar #54 to #47 - zakaizer (04/23/2014) [-]
You can on Casual mode in Awakening, but that's it. Did it once and felt so wrong I deleted the save file and did Lunatic/Classic, got the brain working.
User avatar #55 to #54 - sketchE (04/23/2014) [-]
yeah i almost started on casual mode but id miss restarting my game nine times to keep the person i didnt give a **** about alive
User avatar #56 to #55 - zakaizer (04/23/2014) [-]
And babysitting Chrom... God he's so **** in the first half of the game
User avatar #57 to #56 - sketchE (04/23/2014) [-]
i know. and i went around leveling everyone else up because i didnt care what he passed to kjelle. so he was **** for most the game. nowhere near as badass as ike who could ******* tank the entire last level alone
User avatar #58 to #57 - zakaizer (04/23/2014) [-]
Eh, I just have Lucina as my Assassin, 28% chance of Lethality, 40% chance of Aether and Galeforce, her and Nowi!Morgan + MU!Nah in Maxed out Manakete forms are insane...
User avatar #171 to #58 - KazumaKyu (04/24/2014) [-]
I found that if you properly setup a female avatar to be her mother, Lucina can and will quite literally wreck just about anything and everything. Armsthrift (Falchion is great but so very limited; variety is life in Lunatic+), Galeforce, Limit Break, Aether. Fifth slot open to customization, I usually went with Lifeforce while playing Lunatic+ just for that helpful survivability. Go for Great Lord (because there is literally no reason not to, GL is just that damn good), give her the Gradivus as her main weapon, throw in some various legendary/forged weapons for covering the few situations that the Gradivus can't cover... yeah. She wrecks face.

I spent the better part of 6 months playing this game when it came out, and I restarted the game before finishing it more times than I can begin to count. I would get my force to the point where I was happy with it and suddenly I would learn something new and just HAVE to go back to the beginning so I could incorporate it more efficiently into my overall composition. It is well and truly the best FE game to date, so far as I'm concerned.
#174 to #171 - lucina (04/24/2014) [-]
>MFW I was expecting to be mentioned in another post concerning SSBB
>MFW I was expecting to be mentioned in another post concerning SSBB
User avatar #178 to #174 - KazumaKyu (04/24/2014) [-]
That happens often? If people are seriously talking about it maybe it will push them to put her in. Would be a nice change from them just throwing the newest FE protagonist into it, in my opinion, and she's a much more interesting character than Chrom is anyway.
User avatar #59 to #58 - sketchE (04/23/2014) [-]
basicly most levels at the end were MU and yarne going around wrecking **** . putting three classes on MU before getting their kids is rediculous. and i made panne a wyvern rider just so beast slayers didnt mean **** to yarne
User avatar #61 to #59 - zakaizer (04/23/2014) [-]
Hah! Yeah, Yarne's pretty beast with the right father.

I'm still trying to get Owain, Brady, Inigo and Kjelle though, even with Lucy/Morgan/Nah, it's hard getting Chrom or their mother to talk to them to actually pass the level... I'm just going to have to get a few second seals and just train Chrom for a few hours
User avatar #63 to #61 - sketchE (04/23/2014) [-]
i basicly took anyone who can turn into a peg knight and made them a dark rider rider. except maribelle i hate that bitch. its probably just the difficulty for you but i ran straight to them. for brady i had more trouble keeping him alive and with inigo it was keeping cynthia alive because i wanted to use her
User avatar #65 to #63 - zakaizer (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I mean on Lunatic, all side-story enemies have maxed out stats, 80HP, silver tier gear or higher, usually 4 or 5 skills... It's not pretty. But I'm one of those guys that won't let a character die, even if I don't like them that much, hell, I restarted about six times just to save ******* Severa, the bitch.
User avatar #66 to #65 - sketchE (04/23/2014) [-]
i kinda liked severa honestly. i find her support with yarne funny. but im the same way. i did my first playthrough on normal and im going on to hard now. id like to have a third playthrough where morgan is the granddaughter just so she is super powerful. and shell be donnels granddaughter so i can make her a nphenee proxy since they took out the soldier class
User avatar #68 to #66 - zakaizer (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, 3rg Gen Morgan is just game-breaking... God I wish FE:A had like an online battle scenario, not often I actually get to talk with people about it, and it's never face to face... Still, best of luck, and if you're feeling brave, try Lunatic, then go Lunatic+, I can guarantee you'll break the 3DS after about an hour.
#131 to #39 - afrogeist (04/24/2014) [-]
Wooo! Fire Emblem Awakening, I love that game. Although playing it on lunatic classic made me want to put a bullet in my leg. Thank the gods for Frederick.
User avatar #221 to #131 - shadylight (04/24/2014) [-]
Wait so you're telling me I'm supposed to use a promoted character On lunatic ! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!!!! THANK YOU. seriously I couldn't get past the first battle without dying
#136 to #131 - Moondog (04/24/2014) [-]
Fredrick was freaking awesome in the early game.

Though I'm just thankful of Galeforce and weapon breaker abilities.

Without those both my Lunatic and Lunatic+ playthrough would have been hell.

Well....more hell considering lunatic+ mode......
#17 - thechosentroll (04/23/2014) [-]
Be glad you at least get those warnings. You have no idea how many times I've went "Ah, what amazing scenery. Huh, what's that sloshing sound? OH, LOOK! That's my intestines spilling out, because a ******* snork jumped me WITH NO ******* WARNING!" while playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
#169 to #17 - niggledafiggle (04/24/2014) [-]
Best ******* apocalypse/horror game I've ever played.
#170 to #17 - tacticalhog (04/24/2014) [-]
Also, my current wallpaper.
#168 to #17 - tacticalhog (04/24/2014) [-]
Awesome wallpaper, all I did was clean up the top so no white strip.
#78 to #17 - rohedje (04/23/2014) [-]
**rohedje rolled image** That's the price of realism.
Actually, one of the ************* game moments for me was in stalker in tunnels under Agroprom I don't know how it was translated in eng versions . At the end of tunnels, after you've killed ALL enemies, there's this straight narrow long corridor. When I've almost made it through, I've heard the loud scream behind. I turned around, pretty fuking confident in myself, and saw a bit shabby fella waddling through the doorway. He turned to me, shrieked one more time, and suddenly dragged me all the way across the corridor closer to him. For a moment i was close enough to see how his skin was wax-like melted and his little black eyes, faintly glowing with yellow light, staring at me with mindless anger. Then he tossed me away, back at my end of corridor, hurting me for fourth part of health. I tried shooting at him, but he either was too tough for my ****** gun or it had no effect at him whatsoever. Either way i had to put my rifle away. I took frag grenade when he dragged once again and threw it under his feet right before he tossed me away. Grenade exploded and ****** was finally dead. I ran through his pockets but this psycho bum had nothing on him, so I ran from there as fast as i could.
And that's, boys and girls, how i met and killed goddamn controller.
User avatar #232 to #78 - thechosentroll (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh god, that guy. It took me 3 attempts to kill that ****** , since all I had was a shotgun and I couldn't even reload before he flung me again. The 3rd time I just went " **** it. EAT GRENADES, ASSHOLE!" and threw maybe 4-5 at him.
#7 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [-]
"Look Kazooie, there doesn't appear to be anyone here."

"Yes there is, the music's changed!"
User avatar #97 to #7 - mtndewisgreat (04/23/2014) [-]
Just heard news that the idea of bringing back Banjo Kazooie was dropped the other day :< The developers and some guys from Rare were all talking about it and had a character drawing ready, but they decided in a coffee shop that they just had too much other things going on ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
User avatar #229 to #97 - BmanX ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Well technically, it wasn't to bring Banjo-Kazooie back, it was to create a spiritual successor. Still, very sad news.
User avatar #105 to #97 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
User avatar #18 to #7 - hanabro (04/23/2014) [-]
RIP Banjo-Kazooie. I miss you.
#19 to #18 - Rascal (04/23/2014) [-]
This one was Tooie
User avatar #20 to #19 - hanabro (04/23/2014) [-]
I was referring to the series as a whole.
User avatar #35 to #20 - hideyowives ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
can we forget the driving game?
it was okay
not a bad game but not a good one
and it shouldnt be the last breath of the series
needs to go out with a bang not...whatever the **** that was
User avatar #90 to #35 - vaulttec (04/23/2014) [-]
Nuts and Bolts was a great game

It just shouldn't have been Banjo Kazooie
#93 to #90 - Rascal (04/23/2014) [-]
Speaking as a person who never got to play any other Banjo Kazooie games, I also enjoyed it
It was really fun building crazy-ass car designs, and then going in multiplayer with your friends and acting stupid for a little while.
I made a giant penis once.
User avatar #181 to #90 - DJstar (04/24/2014) [-]
The reason they made it like that is because microsoft told rare not to make it a platform game because there's not money in platform games anymore.

Microsoft also told them to stop developing conker 2. Too violent apparently.
User avatar #165 to #90 - hideyowives ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
yeah i feel like i would have enjoyed it vastly more if it had been its own thing
#69 to #18 - Rascal (04/23/2014) [-]
Same, the original N64 game was the **** . Whey they tried bringing it back on Xbox 360, it just wasn't the same game anymore.
#26 to #7 - altairibnlaahad ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Boy this sure follows up on the spirit of Banjo-Kazooie games subtly breaking the fourth wall. IF you spell &quot;subtly&quot; like this:
Boy this sure follows up on the spirit of Banjo-Kazooie games subtly breaking the fourth wall. IF you spell "subtly" like this:
#150 to #26 - sirofminorclass (04/24/2014) [-]
MFW what they did to Banjo-Kazooie
MFW what they did to Banjo-Kazooie
User avatar #189 to #150 - dyalibya (04/24/2014) [-]
That was a great game
#80 - tarmorman (04/23/2014) [-]
>2 survivors left
>43 health between them
>no health kits, no pain pills
>tank music
>mfw
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollofhalo ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
>No pain no gain
User avatar #82 to #81 - tarmorman (04/23/2014) [-]
>no pain means ****** about to go down
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollofhalo ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
It's not a tank fight if no one gets hurt, but seriously, taking one down without getting touched is easy as balls.
User avatar #84 to #83 - tarmorman (04/23/2014) [-]
expert mode.
slow as **** from no health
Dead Air finale
Plane ain't there
#rekt
User avatar #94 to #84 - yisumad ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
>One tank down
>CHARGER OUT OF GODDAMN NOWHERE
User avatar #95 to #94 - tarmorman (04/23/2014) [-]
>off the ******* edge of the map
User avatar #96 to #95 - yisumad ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
>Last survivor is NPC
>Get to do it all. Again.
User avatar #98 to #96 - tarmorman (04/23/2014) [-]
>everyone quits the campaign except you
User avatar #100 to #98 - yisumad ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
>Teamkiller joins
# ******
User avatar #101 to #100 - tarmorman (04/23/2014) [-]
We just wrote the equivalent of a gamer creepypasta
#103 to #101 - yisumad ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #85 to #84 - trollofhalo ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
#AnallyThrashed
User avatar #86 to #85 - tarmorman (04/23/2014) [-]
# ****************
#wheredidthatrockcomefrom
User avatar #92 to #86 - trollofhalo ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
#31 - xchewsifferx (04/23/2014) [-]
this is either going to go really well or terribly wrong
User avatar #193 to #31 - wobblewub ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
"dropstone"

heheheheh...
#213 to #31 - thecrayzeeman (04/24/2014) [-]
I noticed traversing the white light usually translates to getting *********** .
User avatar #36 to #31 - baka (04/23/2014) [-]
"Hey, didn't know Dark Souls had a soundtrack."
*Boss Fight*
#104 - macarenaoftime (04/23/2014) [-]
why is there nothing in this room but a piano?
#199 to #104 - mrbassman ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
When my mom got this for me when I was 8 I was super excited because I have a heart condition that forced me to be inside. When I got to this I got so scared I almost cried and didn't play it for a while. MFW anything scary get me in games
When my mom got this for me when I was 8 I was super excited because I have a heart condition that forced me to be inside. When I got to this I got so scared I almost cried and didn't play it for a while. MFW anything scary get me in games
#48 - expeditas (04/23/2014) [-]
set this as someone's screensaver
#198 to #48 - Rascal (04/24/2014) [-]
I would, but the resolution must be for a ******* Ipad.
#223 to #48 - intenso (04/24/2014) [-]
Fukken faved!
#64 to #48 - desacabose ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
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#34 - pinkiepieshappines (04/23/2014) [-]
How to scare a PC gamer
User avatar #117 to #34 - naitsabesh ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
my pc crasher like that from time to time. You know what could cause that?
User avatar #119 to #34 - xxhadesflamesxx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
no there are worse screens because unlike some your PC can still work after it
User avatar #45 to #34 - faithrider (04/23/2014) [-]
DUDDE PUT THAT **** IN MORBID, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#46 to #45 - pinkiepieshappines (04/23/2014) [-]
It tolls for thee.
User avatar #50 to #46 - brothergrimm (04/23/2014) [-]
easy dude. let's not give everyone nightmares. we're all bros here. we're all just having a good time, right?
#74 to #51 - plokix (04/23/2014) [-]
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#220 - absolyst (04/24/2014) [-]
Good Lord, just like in Outlast.   
   
Use the lockers to hide   
   
HIDE FROM WHAT
Good Lord, just like in Outlast.

Use the lockers to hide

HIDE FROM WHAT
#72 - thyminexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
"Seemingly" harmless.
#1 - pjers (04/23/2014) [-]
If I was in any way in charge of video game development I would leave the ammo, medkits, cover, bassy music ect in those wide open spaces then nothing would happen till you got to a choke point. like that could be the thing in my game after the first two levels when the baddies know master chief is on the planet with them they would fight like they wanted you to lose. I would balance this with squad combat so you'd have to learn how to fight properly & all the CoD idiots who try to knife everything would quit.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sinery (04/23/2014) [-]
>FPS
>Fight properly
You can't have both, mate.
#4 to #2 - pjers (04/23/2014) [-]
oh you totally can it's just FPS's nurf everything that doesn't make it stupidly easy to do the things that IRL would get you killed, seriously, assault rifle burst to centre of mass other guy ignores inertia, damage & realism, stabs me, yells camper. **** that guy.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sinery (04/23/2014) [-]
Except that would be the most boring damn game ever created.
User avatar #14 to #5 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I think it would be kinda cool.
Extremely frustrating, but cool.
User avatar #88 to #14 - BlakHoleSun (04/23/2014) [-]
You should check out Insurgency then. It's on Steam.
User avatar #195 to #4 - penileburglar (04/24/2014) [-]
Games are made unrealistic and easy because the market for realistic and challenging games is too small to make a profit.
#143 - Moondog (04/24/2014) [-]
&quot;Oh look....a single corridor*   
   
*camera angle changes to look behind while chase music begins*   
   
   
&quot;.....			****		.&quot;
"Oh look....a single corridor*

*camera angle changes to look behind while chase music begins*


"..... **** ."
#130 - gmarrox (04/24/2014) [-]
"Last man standing"
User avatar #43 - epicpoke (04/23/2014) [-]
"Hey look, a story relevant item in the middle of an empty room."
#214 to #43 - thecrayzeeman (04/24/2014) [-]
The bigger the room, the worse it gets.
#67 - ragingbrony (04/23/2014) [-]
Wave 10 starts
Hear a stereo of Rumbling noise and Crying at the same time
User avatar #175 to #67 - frostylasers (04/24/2014) [-]
"HEHEHEHEHEH Tenderize!"
User avatar #176 to #175 - ragingbrony (04/24/2014) [-]
"I'll sing....they love it when I sing...."
User avatar #182 to #67 - fuckscreennames ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
i love this game. zed gun w/ aa12 op as all **** as a level 6 ss though
User avatar #76 to #67 - warzon ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Killing Floor - Soundtrack - Abandon All (Patriarch's song)
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY CHILDREN
YOU'VE MURDERED MY CHILDREN
User avatar #89 to #76 - gammajk (04/23/2014) [-]
I'LL SHOW YOU
I'LL SHOW YOU AAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!
User avatar #205 - roflnaut (04/24/2014) [-]
"Cannot Fast Travel when enemies are nearby."
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