How Teachers Start a Hustle. .. I'm onto you now, Matilda.
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#1 - ButtonFly (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm onto you now, Matilda.
I'm onto you now, Matilda.
#33 to #1 - doddythechef (10/17/2013) [-]
how did you even come up with that?   
thats the perfect comment
how did you even come up with that?
thats the perfect comment
User avatar #18 - IamSofaKingdom (10/17/2013) [-]
"Tell parents you wish all my students were like you.

Doesn't seem to be an English teacher seeing as they can't keep the perspective the same.
User avatar #32 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/17/2013) [-]
maybe they is just a bad English teacher. Like most of mine where.... most times they where actually math teacher teaching English
#27 - cosbyshow (10/17/2013) [-]
Best college money picture I have
Best college money picture I have
User avatar #36 to #27 - ballsofpenis (10/17/2013) [-]
woah is this real?
id love some backstory if thats the case
User avatar #41 to #36 - ldial ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Johnny Manziel plays for Texas A&M and got in trouble for signing and selling autographs. College players are not allowed to profit from the sport.
#4 - lucianolp (10/17/2013) [-]
I got this **** for free.
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#8 - mansgreatest (10/17/2013) [-]
The first statement should say " you are a pleasure to have in class" but instead it say you are pleasure in class. Kind of kinky there.
User avatar #17 to #8 - holycrapimacupcake (10/17/2013) [-]
Read it again.
User avatar #5 - dragonzard (10/17/2013) [-]
I love how last year (8th Grade)
I would be this awkward, weird, but funny kid and everyone would hate me.
Now, being a Freshmen, all my teachers love me.
It's amazing what a simple, "Good morning, ma'am", or "Have a nice day" can do to your reputation in school.
And friend-wise I'm okay, just a few guys don't like but but mehhh, I don't really care.
I'm in Alternative so there aren't that many guys/girls/teachers but the one's that I do see love me.<3
#30 to #5 - greenbracelet (10/17/2013) [-]
seems shallow to me
User avatar #35 to #5 - peggscott (10/17/2013) [-]
It sounds like it all an act to you... You would probably find you get along great with other students and the lecturers if you are genuine. All my lecturers are laid back so its easy to have a laugh and have a genuinely friendly atmosphere with them.
#46 to #5 - makethingsworse (10/17/2013) [-]
&gt;yfw attempt to be cute backfired
>yfw attempt to be cute backfired
User avatar #10 to #5 - isenseven (10/17/2013) [-]
Shut up faggot.
User avatar #13 to #5 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
albeit you are a massive faggot, i will thumb you up because it takes some balls to admit you are under 15 on funnyjunk
#28 to #5 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Word of advice: If you're under 18 here, don't mention it. We don't take kindly to squeakers here.
#29 to #5 - guitarmanforever (10/17/2013) [-]
You know man, I see all your red thumbs, and I've gotten to know you over the past few months, and you just don't deserve that **** . You've been through a lot of **** and if these pussies knew what was actually going on, I know you'd get respect for your comment. Keep on rockin' on man \m/,
User avatar #52 to #29 - dragonzard (10/17/2013) [-]
Thanks bro, Love's you<3
User avatar #39 to #29 - mutzaki (10/17/2013) [-]
Emote heart, "but but mehhh" and mentioning of young age, are probably the things that got him the red thumbs.
User avatar #50 to #39 - guitarmanforever (10/17/2013) [-]
Yeah I know what it's like, I've been on FJ since I was at a young age, and I used to get **** for it all the time. I know what it feels like.
#14 to #5 - docvolto ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
If last year was your 8th grade then you singed up for this site when you where in the 7th grade, judging by your name
tl;dr your to young for this site.
User avatar #16 to #14 - danniegurl (10/17/2013) [-]
I think they should run it like youtube or something, where you have to have a minimum age to sign up (let's say 13) where you don't see the **** section, and once you turn 18 you can see that section. Because, in reality, **** is the only reason you have to be 18 to sign up. But I got my account when I was under 18 and didn't even look at **** . I just wanted to be able to comment and occasionally post content.
User avatar #24 to #16 - georgeojffs (10/17/2013) [-]
i made my account FOR the ****
User avatar #20 to #16 - Ekans (10/17/2013) [-]
Same, I signed up right after I was first caught.
User avatar #48 to #25 - docvolto ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
you forgot about the part where i spelled signed as singed
as long as your spell your/you're wrong you get a free pass to **** anything else up, and nobody will notice.
User avatar #31 to #25 - evidently (10/17/2013) [-]
yeah, he got it right?
User avatar #44 to #31 - wtfduud (10/17/2013) [-]
Evidently not.
User avatar #45 to #44 - evidently (10/17/2013) [-]
well yes, he got the first one right
User avatar #37 to #31 - mutzaki (10/17/2013) [-]
Read the last bit of his comment.
User avatar #38 to #37 - evidently (10/17/2013) [-]
ah fair enough, i only saw the first one, my apologies
User avatar #51 to #14 - dragonzard (10/17/2013) [-]
You're*, Too*.
And I've been on this site since it was still green funnyjunk, I've known this site since I was about 8 but decided to make an account a couple of years ago.
I've made a different one due to my love to pokemon.
#43 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
$5 and I won't tell another teacher
$10 and I won't tell the vice principal
$15 and I won't tell the principal
$20 and I won't tell my parents (who will tell the principal)
User avatar #47 to #43 - myfourthaccount (10/17/2013) [-]
implying the teacher wasn't joking
User avatar #49 to #43 - ghm (10/17/2013) [-]
implying this isn't a University...
User avatar #42 - supernig ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
It's when the teacher says they want to adopt you and your parents agree.
User avatar #40 - splendiddust ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
I think the best thing i teacher ever did at my school was where he put $5 on his desk and asked if anyone wanted it. Everyone raised their hands. He asked again and got the same result, except one kid got up out of his seat, slowly and very cautiously put the note in his pocket and returned to his seat. Teacher: "i like you" to the kid
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User avatar #23 - FightClub (10/17/2013) [-]
do you even know what "hustling" is?
User avatar #21 - Leopard (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the last one is true if the female student is hot enough.
User avatar #19 - altairtheassassin (10/17/2013) [-]
**altairtheassassin rolled a random comment #6248234 posted by takeaseat at AUTISM PLAYGROUND ** :
So you couldn't work today?

What my teacher said
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#7 - dansanz (10/17/2013) [-]
I wasn't the greatest student, but the teachers loved me because I volunteered.
They knew it was so I would get out of class, and I knew they knew. It kept up throughout 11th grade and then suddenly I couldn't walk anywhere without getting asked to do something.
#9 to #7 - oodlesandoodles (10/17/2013) [-]
I was the same, except my teachers almost immediately forgot me. I would volunteer to help with everything, even when no one else would, but as soon as class ended &quot;Hey, Mrs. ______&quot; &quot;Hi. Which one are you?&quot;
I was the same, except my teachers almost immediately forgot me. I would volunteer to help with everything, even when no one else would, but as soon as class ended "Hey, Mrs. ______" "Hi. Which one are you?"
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