How I picture every date I go on.. .. I have a date this friday.... We shall see how it goes....
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User avatar #1 - kalima ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I have a date this friday.... We shall see how it goes....
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User avatar #6 to #2 - kalima ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Thank you very much
#3 to #1 - ihearcolors (11/07/2013) [-]
you know if it works out that you will never be able to see us again right?
you know if it works out that you will never be able to see us again right?
User avatar #5 to #3 - kalima ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Only if I dont introduce you guys. ;)
#13 to #5 - ihearcolors (11/07/2013) [-]
Then my good sir we wish you well and hope for your continued success on your further dating endeavors!
Then my good sir we wish you well and hope for your continued success on your further dating endeavors!
User avatar #21 to #13 - kalima ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
This made my day. thanks.
User avatar #7 to #1 - spikethepony (11/07/2013) [-]
.... you know, I don't think I've ever been on a proper date. I'm eighteen ************* years old, and I've never been on a ******* date. I guess I've never really felt the need or want to ask anyone out. Except recently... There's this one chick I've been thinking about asking out, but for the life of me, I have no ******* idea what we would do. What are some couple things to do?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kalima ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Food, movies, walks, get her chocolates and flowers and a bit of it depends on what there is to do in your area. Do stuff together. Couple stuff really means hanging out in public doing this she likes to do. Even if you dont enjoy it.
User avatar #9 to #8 - spikethepony (11/07/2013) [-]
Hmmm... Walks sound nice. So do movies. And **** knows there are a ******* of flower salesmen roaming the streets.
Now, how do people normally go about asking another to a date? She is a deep, introverted person, and I sense that she connects better with me than most other people (although I could just be imagining things- doubt cripples the **** out of guys, doesn't it?), so I think your stereotypical "wanna go out" would be in order, but I've also seen that go horribly, horribly wrong (not with this person). I guess friendship is much more important to me than going out with this person.
Also I have no ******* idea if she's straight. In hindsight, allowing this crush to strengthen may have been a stupid idea since I don't even know if she plays my ball game, but still, it made me feel human.
#10 to #9 - kalima ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Ask her if she would like to spend an afternoon with you in a date format. Using those words works if the is a nerd.   
Get to know her. Man up. Act confident even if you arent. Dont think about what could happen, Find out what happens.   
   
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Ask her if she would like to spend an afternoon with you in a date format. Using those words works if the is a nerd.
Get to know her. Man up. Act confident even if you arent. Dont think about what could happen, Find out what happens.

Using this gif is also recomended. Everyone likes dean.
User avatar #11 to #10 - spikethepony (11/07/2013) [-]
I don't really have confidence issues. I just sometimes don't understand common social doctrine, having spent a good portion of my younger years either shunning or being popular for not subscribing to said doctrine.
And **** me sideways with a chainsaw if I am not one of the closest people to her in our school.
Thanks for the advice, my friend.
User avatar #12 to #11 - kalima ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
You are welcome. And much luck to you sir.
User avatar #4 to #1 - freakyfriends (11/07/2013) [-]
i am having with my ex girlfriend tonight. we were always close even after we broke up so gl to you and gl to me
User avatar #25 to #4 - freakyfriends (11/08/2013) [-]
UPDATE: so she said no but we remain very best friends. And no im not friendzoned we have been close like this for years already
User avatar #34 to #25 - kalima ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Then go on a friend date. you go to the movies/ out to eat with male friends right? I do it. I do it with my lesbian friends. We just pay for our own **** .
User avatar #37 to #34 - freakyfriends (11/08/2013) [-]
yeh we are planning to do stuff like that. we will celebrate new year together
User avatar #20 to #1 - fightforfate (11/08/2013) [-]
see a movie then have dinner so you have something to talk about
User avatar #28 to #20 - kalima ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Thanks for the advice, however, I already have a plan. I always have random **** to talk about that may interest her, that aside she has never been on a proper date so there is an event happening in the area that I know she will like, then a BD's mongolian and a nice hike in the woods near us and we may stay up all night playing board games and watching movies. And giving her a back rub. I do not believe in ******* on the first date as it does not help build a strong emotional relationship.
#14 to #1 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
Calling it now, she has a penis
User avatar #22 to #14 - kalima ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
I already now she doesnt have a penis. I used to go to school with her. This is our first date. Not our first time hanging out together. Thanks though anon. Twas funny.
User avatar #31 to #22 - dyalibya (11/08/2013) [-]
but how do you know ?
User avatar #33 to #31 - kalima ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
I've seen her naked. That pretty much proves there is no penis. In that area. yet.
User avatar #35 to #33 - dyalibya (11/08/2013) [-]
So basically , Guaranteed sex in less than 5 dates , Unless you somehow manage to screw it up horribly , No pressure
User avatar #36 to #35 - kalima ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
This is assuming we havent already had sex.
User avatar #32 to #31 - dyalibya (11/08/2013) [-]
I mean did bring it up ? do you have a penis ?
#23 - Elemental (11/08/2013) [-]
Had a date on monday. Was so nervous I barely slept. She was super cool and when I finally kissed her she was all over me. Great make out sesh but the only problem is she is a total commitment phobe.

So uh... How do I move things along without scaring her off.
User avatar #26 to #23 - angelmatvey (11/08/2013) [-]
worst thing to do is rush
#16 - gilliam (11/08/2013) [-]
"And this, is what the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy says about love: Don't."
"And this, is what the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy says about love: Don't."
User avatar #18 to #17 - gilliam (11/08/2013) [-]
there's nothing to see , you'll recognize it if you've seen the movie.
User avatar #30 to #18 - dyalibya (11/08/2013) [-]
that was more than 5 years ago
User avatar #19 to #18 - sisterblister (11/08/2013) [-]
i have not i do not watch movies much or read books which is what i recognize the title from
User avatar #29 to #19 - jcfjr (11/08/2013) [-]
Da fuq do you do for fun, then?
User avatar #38 to #29 - sisterblister (11/08/2013) [-]
i play games and watch shows when imnot doing collage work or chillen with friend i just dont watch many movies
User avatar #39 to #38 - jcfjr (11/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but are you sure about the college part? I'm also a college student. College.
User avatar #40 to #39 - sisterblister (11/09/2013) [-]
its not fun but it needs to be done
User avatar #41 to #40 - jcfjr (11/10/2013) [-]
I don't think you got what I was saying.
User avatar #15 - douevensax (11/07/2013) [-]
Many of these thumbs are coming because this is one of the smoothest and fastest loading gifs they, and I, have ever seen. +1
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