Hottest Girls on FJ. Again, sorry if it takes a while to load. 5.7MB.. Why didn't this sexy chick with over 2,000 greens get on there! Such bias! But anyway, nice job Peautbitter and co.


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #80 - peanutbitter ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
stickied by peanutbitter
Also thanks to blinkernutz for helping choose people
sorry that I forgot you
#661 - pankikilord ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #756 to #661 - icameheretotroll (03/24/2014) [-]
aw u por ting
User avatar #761 to #661 - doit (03/24/2014) [-]
I love you.
#1082 to #1079 - pankikilord ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1737 to #1124 - monolithe (03/25/2014) [-]
Sorry but... gotta go green <3
Sorry but... gotta go green <3
User avatar #1137 to #661 - walcorn (03/24/2014) [-]
u can b in my top 10 gurl list anytime bby~
User avatar #1496 to #661 - Battlekid (03/24/2014) [-]
made me lol
User avatar #1978 to #661 - Eggerz (03/25/2014) [-]
#960 to #661 - evilruck (03/24/2014) [-]
that caught me off guard
User avatar #1586 to #661 - nighkey (03/24/2014) [-]
I would.. I would do so many things to you.

All of them involve your hair in a non sexual but semi erotic way.
#1595 to #1586 - pankikilord ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Idunno if I should be flattered or worried

<3 and shiet
User avatar #1597 to #1595 - nighkey (03/24/2014) [-]
I'd grab that necklace while I road you.

Nice hair. =D
#1032 to #661 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
I don't see why you got rejected. You're a beautiful woman...
#862 to #661 - kotetsulovesfj ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Thank you, I legitimately laughed out loud.    
pic unrelated, I just like it.
Thank you, I legitimately laughed out loud.
pic unrelated, I just like it.
#2005 to #862 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
What is this from? It's hitting me with some nostalgia, but i can't remember what the hell it's from.
#2006 to #2005 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
Megas XLR, great show
User avatar #662 to #661 - pankikilord ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry
I had to
User avatar #671 to #661 - marshalllee (03/24/2014) [-]
ye bby ur sex
User avatar #1957 to #661 - sandnigglets (03/25/2014) [-]
opanki bb
User avatar #1066 to #826 - NutHut (03/24/2014) [-]
He's playing the whole thing like a show!
#1756 to #1066 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
LLotR reference <3
#428 - ChromedDragon (03/24/2014) [-]
wasn't even mentioned...
User avatar #1531 to #428 - zombifier ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
lopsided tits are not sexy
User avatar #1590 to #1531 - nighkey (03/24/2014) [-]
Well there is a popular belief surgery is not sexy either. All natural baby! xD
User avatar #1395 to #428 - Darianvincent ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
There is no justice.
#339 - eminesser (03/24/2014) [-]
I love how the guy that got famous for recording himself ******** and vomiting is also head of the beauty pagaent committee
User avatar #393 to #339 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
His arse died for our entertainment. He deserves to look at hot people all day.
User avatar #34 - adunsaveme (03/24/2014) [-]
lets do a competition of ones without filters
User avatar #1083 to #34 - anonymoose (03/24/2014) [-]
#1169 to #34 - amnesiafan (03/24/2014) [-]
When did this become a thing, totally missed it.
#223 to #34 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
oh snap *****
User avatar #265 to #223 - adunsaveme (03/24/2014) [-]
peanutbitter, make it happen
#6 - serlucane (03/24/2014) [-]
How come September didn't get september?
How come September didn't get september?
User avatar #1896 to #6 - pringlez (03/25/2014) [-]
She and the brunette are the reason I cheered for GB women's curling.
#2092 to #6 - kanyesfishsticks (03/25/2014) [-]
Seriously, her username is September. What more do you want?

Anyway, I went ahead and fixed it.
User avatar #368 to #6 - schmuxy (03/24/2014) [-]
Anna Sloan gif? yess
User avatar #30 to #6 - mrgordons (03/24/2014) [-]
Dammit I was just about to say that, but anyway have my thumb
#572 to #30 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Nobody cares.
#746 to #6 - September (03/24/2014) [-]
Thank you! It was my name right
#1152 to #746 - deathtoallpeasants (03/24/2014) [-]
but you're a guy in a dress
#13 - etiology (03/24/2014) [-]
Why didn't this sexy chick with over 2,000 greens get on there! Such bias!

But anyway, nice job Peautbitter and co.
#1273 to #13 - deathtoallpeasants (03/24/2014) [-]
i would love fill to this attractive specimen with my steamy semen
User avatar #1145 to #13 - agwd (03/24/2014) [-]
10/10 would bang. still counts
User avatar #1908 to #1145 - brrigg (03/25/2014) [-]
doesn't matter had sex.
#1214 to #13 - yuukoku (03/24/2014) [-]
Why can they not realize true beauty when they see it?
Why can they not realize true beauty when they see it?
User avatar #371 to #13 - alfakroll (03/24/2014) [-]
Nice thumbnail you got there
#1553 to #13 - thebaseballexpert ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
#991 to #13 - accountforstripey (03/24/2014) [-]

this is an outrage
#35 - metacobalion (03/24/2014) [-]
We need a 			****		 version of this competition.
We need a **** version of this competition.
User avatar #1893 to #35 - mistafishy (03/25/2014) [-]
yes... please...
#2018 to #35 - macacobr (03/25/2014) [-]
I read it and I just had to masturbate
#1017 to #35 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Im so down to clown with this
#1104 to #35 - ryander (03/24/2014) [-]
looking forward to it
User avatar #1350 to #35 - donatelo (03/24/2014) [-]
this ******* gif hahaha
User avatar #1731 to #35 - savmg (03/25/2014) [-]
Pretty much
#316 to #35 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
#1599 to #35 - radeckal (03/24/2014) [-]
"Miley! You whore!"
User avatar #1269 to #35 - Lilstow (03/24/2014) [-]
awww yiss!

biggest dick competition!
#1882 to #35 - plasticcup (03/25/2014) [-]
You see a long time ago i deleted and old account so now i cannot access the **** .

So you see I've been trying hard to get some green thumbs to see whats going on there.
I'm not asking for sympathy or green thumbs.

it's just that the **** page always most likely shows me new fap material.
Help a brotha out? as a gift i give you Emma Watson face morphed with Jennifer Lawrence
#915 to #35 - theruse ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
#362 - betta (03/24/2014) [-]
That feel when you will never be a hot girl cause you have small boobs and are not a girl.
#1312 to #362 - cannibalvegan (03/24/2014) [-]
That feel when you will never be a hot girl 'cause you're not a girl, but have big tits.
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User avatar #710 to #362 - kimilsung ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
It's hard to be a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.
User avatar #997 to #710 - froggets (03/24/2014) [-]
It's even harder when you're a funnyjunker
#126 - tallywacker (03/24/2014) [-]
Maybe you can have a photoshop competition next? The funniest entries gets featured in a comp like this
User avatar #136 to #126 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2014) [-]
too easy too fake.
User avatar #140 to #136 - tallywacker (03/24/2014) [-]
i didnt mean that he should use this picture. He just needs to find a somewhat unknown picture on the internet. could probably just be some celebrity photo found on page 13 of google, then reverse it, and if lots of pictures doesnt pop up youre good to go
User avatar #143 to #140 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2014) [-]
no i mean a photoshop contest is too easy to counterfoil. people make so many fantastic pictures that you can take almost anything from the internet.
User avatar #146 to #143 - tallywacker (03/24/2014) [-]
i think you are misunderstanding me here. peanutbitter finds the picture, and everyone else makes their own versions of that picture, there really isnt any way you could "fake" that, unlike these last two contests
User avatar #601 to #146 - commissarcrunch (03/24/2014) [-]
yes I like this idea a lot. I love silly photoshop comps
User avatar #147 to #146 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2014) [-]
thats....not that good of an idea.
User avatar #150 to #147 - tallywacker (03/24/2014) [-]
thats....your oppinion.
I know alot of people love these comps, and just yesterday there was a post like this where like 50 people made their own photoshops of OP's picture, without there even being a contest.
User avatar #230 to #150 - yarr (03/24/2014) [-]
I think it's a good idea.
Darkestrogue is a cuntbag that just didn't understand you, and when he did he just went with "that's not a good idea".
User avatar #235 to #230 - tallywacker (03/24/2014) [-]
he's a real negative nancy mkay
User avatar #1642 to #126 - booder (03/24/2014) [-]
I really think its a good idea. I'd be very interested in seeing what different people come up with for the same picture.
#4 - serlucane (03/24/2014) [-]
Let the shipping between hottest girls, and hottest guys begin!
Let the shipping between hottest girls, and hottest guys begin!
User avatar #249 to #4 - chillybilly (03/24/2014) [-]
Some of us guys are already taken, though.
#1062 to #4 - rundas (03/24/2014) [-]
I think you mean between the hottest girls and the hottest girls... And by "shipping," I assume you mean they're going to be forced to be in videos. If so, yes.
#1970 to #4 - Pompano (03/25/2014) [-]

I'm okay with this.
#2096 to #1970 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
cool stretch marks bro
#2122 to #4 - unfortunately ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I like that gif. Semi-related.
I like that gif. Semi-related.
User avatar #755 to #4 - kievaughnb (03/24/2014) [-]
spartyon and onanu
me and mysticana

that is all
#781 to #755 - mysticana (03/24/2014) [-]
Eey bby
Eey bby
User avatar #1550 to #1548 - kievaughnb (03/24/2014) [-]
Yes you were. On the inside.
User avatar #1552 to #1550 - kievaughnb (03/24/2014) [-]
And now you're gonna get INSIDE spartyon. Amirite or amirite?
User avatar #1566 to #1552 - spartyon (03/24/2014) [-]
jeez I bet he appreciates you as a wingman
User avatar #1587 to #1566 - kievaughnb (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm sure he does :p
User avatar #982 to #4 - catpower (03/24/2014) [-]
me and trips
User avatar #1243 to #982 - kievaughnb (03/24/2014) [-]
trips is grade a certified quality man
you sure you can handle that
User avatar #8 to #4 - catpower (03/24/2014) [-]
if only cutethulu posted a picture
User avatar #2295 to #8 - cutethulu (03/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #165 to #4 - tripscausedthis (03/24/2014) [-]
Can we ship April from the gents with the 2014 calendar?
User avatar #558 to #4 - basicargentinian (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm gonna ship the semptember (the month) with september (the user). I f you have a problem with that you are a faggot and a homophobe.
#181 - tripscausedthis (03/24/2014) [-]
I will be holding a party for the Calendar winners for both men and women of funnyjunk.

please don't bring pants.
User avatar #613 to #181 - greatsofa ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Sounds like fun
User avatar #576 to #181 - hektoroftroy (03/24/2014) [-]
Can I be one of those guys that is painted gold and can't move the whole time
User avatar #1359 to #576 - tripscausedthis (03/24/2014) [-]
only if you wanna be touched by everyone while you try to stand still
User avatar #1802 to #1359 - hektoroftroy (03/25/2014) [-]
I can guarantee that 97% of me will be still
User avatar #60 - peanutbitter ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
You guys seem to like these competitions comps, so what do you think should come next?
-Cutest Pet Picture
-Coolest Rig (Computer Setup)
-Best Cook
-Most Talented Artist
-Most Accurate Look-alikes
#2426 to #60 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
Hottest people ******* vegetables
User avatar #679 - niggernazi (03/24/2014) [-]
i just got the greatest ideah for a cringecomp:

screencapping all the comments on this content. pretty sure you could reach frontpage pretty quickly
User avatar #859 to #679 - ScottP (03/24/2014) [-]
You should totally do it.
Like totally.
Like now.
User avatar #863 to #859 - niggernazi (03/24/2014) [-]
nah im too lazy at the moment
#1192 to #863 - deathtoallpeasants (03/24/2014) [-]
thats a real ****** attitude
User avatar #1196 to #1192 - niggernazi (03/24/2014) [-]
yeah but i need to sleep soon and i simply dont have the time to make a comp
#1201 to #1196 - deathtoallpeasants (03/24/2014) [-]

sleep is for the weak
#998 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at Till death do us part **
#70 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2014) [-]
Fun Fact: One (or maybe more, but one for certain) of the girls depicted in the list is a dude posing as a female with a false picture.
User avatar #178 to #70 - dragontamers (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm gonna guess September. On the opinion that it looks like a cropped photo shoot.
User avatar #531 to #178 - elemelonsmage (03/24/2014) [-] just call me a dude :c
User avatar #676 to #531 - welliguessitsaname (03/24/2014) [-]
comment 180
User avatar #1233 to #531 - dragontamers (03/24/2014) [-]
If you saw my second comment I corrected my mistake and said the user not the month.
User avatar #1304 to #1233 - elemelonsmage (03/24/2014) [-]
alrighty ><
User avatar #2114 to #1304 - dragontamers (03/25/2014) [-]
Sorry for the confusion.
User avatar #180 to #178 - dragontamers (03/24/2014) [-]
The user not elemelonsmage
#1343 to #178 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
It's msdinorawr.
User avatar #76 to #73 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2014) [-]
im not trolling its true. He posted the picture and then linked it to us to give us all a laugh at the people hitting on it.
User avatar #81 to #76 - departed (03/24/2014) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #77 to #76 - pandawarlord (03/24/2014) [-]
Who'd he link it too We are super curious we can't figure it out.
#78 to #77 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2014) [-]
im not 			*******		 saying this is too hilarious for me to reveal it.
im not ******* saying this is too hilarious for me to reveal it.
User avatar #82 to #78 - departed (03/24/2014) [-]
Then I call ******** .
User avatar #92 to #82 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2014) [-]
believe what you want, but one of those girls is a model for a magazine.
User avatar #93 to #92 - departed (03/24/2014) [-]
And you won't say whyyy?
User avatar #101 to #93 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2014) [-]
someone just figured out which one.
#564 to #73 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Ya idiots he ain't saying its a crossdressing guy on the picture, its a male user who posted a picture of a girl, claiming its him, but it ain't, he a guy.
User avatar #677 to #564 - pandawarlord (03/24/2014) [-]
I realized that at about 5 am while I laid in bed.
User avatar #182 to #70 - tripscausedthis (03/24/2014) [-]
yeah but its the internet so it doesnt really matter. we still got to look at photos of women.

also I can confirm from chatting on cam to 5 of them (three of which placed top 12) that some of the best are most definitely real
User avatar #866 to #70 - gardenmanly (03/24/2014) [-]
Every single one of these girls is a legit FJ user, I can promise you that
Just like with the guys, all of them were reverse image searched to ensure they were not stock images, so please stop being rude and saying that any of them are fake
If you are talking about spartyon, then you need to learn how website profile pictures work and realize its the same person every time.
Stop trying to find issues where they are none and just be thankful to all the beautiful users of FJ (both guys and girls) for participating, thanks.
#2073 to #866 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
You can pull any picture off of Facebook and it won't turn up in reverse image search.
You are figuratively sucking the dicks of the men that are posing as these chicks.
User avatar #72 to #70 - pandawarlord (03/24/2014) [-]
Mother ****** so help me god I cannot Fap roulette at this time of night!
#1600 to #72 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
not with that attitude
#555 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
So it looks like funnyjunk only likes whit girls?
User avatar #583 to #555 - mrgoodlove (03/24/2014) [-]
Some of them were black girls with too much makeup
#590 to #583 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
If you're being serious, please specify which one you thought was black. Really, go back and look.
User avatar #591 to #590 - mrgoodlove (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm not being serious...
#599 to #591 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Lol, good.
User avatar #1511 to #555 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/24/2014) [-]
Pretty much, yeah. You really think FJ would vote for any brown women after half the front page is filled with ****** jokes day after day? I personally love them, but I can't fight the white tide.
#1850 to #555 - kkrriissttiinnee (03/25/2014) [-]
I am immensely disappointed by the lack of color on this post compared to what I saw on the submissions post.
User avatar #565 to #555 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
#577 to #565 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Once you 12 year olds grow up, you'll find them all beautiful. I know it's tough now with your small brains and with society constantly flooding you with skinny white women, but once your old/smart enough to see the closed box you live in, I hope you make the conscious effort to break free. The systematic bigotry is saddening.
User avatar #587 to #577 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Looks like someone got an A in women's studies...

My two favourites didn't make the list. Don't see me whining. They just didn't put on enough makeup/doctor their photo enough with filters and photoshop to win. If you thought this competition was going to be won by anyone who didn't do those things you're the one living in the 12 year old's paradise fantasy.
#597 to #587 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Your helping prove my point. Why should it be ok that only one specific type of girl makes it on the list? Why sit back and say, "Whelp, that's just society, dey juss gurna do whatun dere gunna do!" This is exactly the problem, and that kind of attitude is what's perpetuating it.

Also, **** women's studies. It's just a bunch of radical feminists smelling each other's farts. I'm not talking feminism here, I'm talking egalitarianism.
User avatar #629 to #597 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
a very keen issue in women's studies is the perception of beauty.

Being angry on the internet changes nothing. You know what I did? On a good 30 girls' submissions I gave a detailed critique of the photo. I complimented symmetry, composition, a good smile, and good posture while disparaging filters and excessive makeup.

You don't change anything by being mad on the internet, you change things through positive action. Be it by making egalitarian decisions within the fashion industry or by approaching the people in your life and helping them to understand that the notion of beauty is not one set in stone. know except for biological beauty... like symmetry, blushed cheeks, narrow wrists, and pheremones... We kinda can't resist that **** ...
#651 to #629 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
You can change plenty by "being mad on the internet." Remember SOPA? I know this is nowhere near that level, but NOTHING changes unless the everyday person sees something that might challenge the way they think. You said change could come "by approaching the people in your life and helping them to understand that the notion of beauty is not one set in stone." Is that not what I'm doing? Yes this is the internet, but there are still people sitting on the other side. I know some people are gonna see this, and not take a second thought, but other people are gonna stop and think, and MAYBE try to be better people because of it. Even if it's only one, that's enough to further a change.
User avatar #665 to #651 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
See you're just yelling at people, not trying to be a force of positive change. No one ever listens to the angry hobo on the street, no one is going to listen to the angry commenter on the net. That's just basic public relations.

SOPA was stopped with petitions. If you create a peitition that say, would ban photoshop use in fashion magazines then you're being a force for positive change. Get the gist of what I'm saying here?
#704 to #665 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
You obviously don't remember SOPA well. Petitons were only a small part of it.

Besides my second comment, which was sensationalized to guarantee a response (of which you happened to fall right into) please tell me where I was yelling. This has been pretty civil, to be honest

It seems that you either you agree with me, and feel a need to "win", or you disagree and have nothing else to say. It's poor debate practice to attack the method of argument rather than the argument itself.
User avatar #714 to #704 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Excellent counterproposal for what we did to prevent sopa...

Your second comment set the tone for this back and forth

You're attacking me with that comment you know.?
#733 to #714 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna derail this to educate you on what happened with SOPA. Google is wide open. Go check it out.

If you think so. I can't dictate the tone one chooses to take.

Each one of your comments has had a personal attack towards me. With the exception of my 12 year old remark, I've been putting forth an argument. Who's attacking who?
User avatar #792 to #733 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
you can't refute a statement without providing a counter argument then put the necessity on me to educate myself.

I never whined about personal attacks, nor did I deny that I poked you back. I was just pointing out the hypocrisy in you whining about it after engaging in it.
#873 to #792 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Are you gonna continue do dance around the topic of discussion? Or do you want to continue to attempt to derail this argument?

The events of SOPA are facts. As solid as 2+2=4. I'm not gonna explain to you how math works. You can educate yourself in that area. If you weren't able to grasp the reference I was trying to make, it's better to just move on and carry on with the meat of the issue. Additionally, If you happen to disagree with the facts of SOPA, I'm not gonna spend the time arguing them with you, because they ultimately hold little value towards what it is I'm trying to say. This is the last statement I'm going to make about SOPA, and the validity of it's use in my argument, because it's not important.

Your word choice and continued topic evasion just solidify that you have nothing left to say. If you attack me personally, why would you expect me not to defend myself? That's not hypocrisy.
#942 to #873 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Just realized the first two sentences meant the same thing, lol. Been a long day.

Time to go to work. So, bye.

Remember, all women are beautiful, not just the skinny white ones. Even if society makes those claims, it's not ok to sit back and let that happen. Just don't be a fart smelling radical feminist about it.

I love you.
#611 to #555 - flufflepuff (03/24/2014) [-]
funnyjunk might not like darker skin, but i'm wide open.

funnyjunk might not like darker skin, but i'm wide open.
#1719 - Cherryblosom (03/25/2014) [-]
Darn, I was so certain I had this one in the bag....
User avatar #1842 to #1719 - animationhac ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
In my book gurl you look hotter then most of the womens in this comp. Hahaha
#1870 to #1842 - Cherryblosom (03/25/2014) [-]
your kindness moistens me.
#1872 to #1870 - animationhac ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1956 to #1719 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
I like ugly people. Go away.
I like ugly people. Go away.
#2015 to #1956 - Cherryblosom (03/25/2014) [-]
Does this form not please you?
#57 - weazr ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Reading these comments make my butt clench so hard that if I put a piece of coal between them it would come out as a diamond. It's like all the beta's have awaken.
Reading these comments make my butt clench so hard that if I put a piece of coal between them it would come out as a diamond. It's like all the beta's have awaken.
#320 to #57 - miiiiiiichael (03/24/2014) [-]
Same reason I couldn't go through the actual competition and thumb, I honestly felt bad for some kids.
User avatar #385 to #57 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
I clenched so hard, I crushed an atom and disintegrated the entirety of Leicestershire.
#1162 to #57 - deathtoallpeasants (03/24/2014) [-]
yea i wanna see dat booty clap
User avatar #1228 to #57 - rockamekishiko (03/24/2014) [-]
everyone, get a load of mr alpha over here
#1067 - hydromatic (03/24/2014) [-]

They're gonna get flooded with messages
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