Hotel California. . The song "Hotel California" is basically a bad Yelp review and a 3 minute guitar solo. llooll, the drinks were tasty but I got stabbed here. That's not the worst interpretation of that song I've heard Hotel California The song "Hotel California" is basically a bad Yelp review and 3 minute guitar solo llooll the drinks were tasty but I got stabbed here That's not worst interpretation of that I've heard