Horrible jokes part 4 (OC). +500 More please -100 Eat some ass. wwhy can' t orphans play baseball? They don' t know where home is. llh/ hat' s black and screams
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Horrible jokes part 4 (OC)

+500 More please
-100 Eat some ass

wwhy can' t orphans play baseball?
They don' t know where home is.
llh/ hat' s black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
can' t stand pedophiles.
******* immature assholes.( think about it)
llh/ hat' s red, 10 inches long,
and makes your girlfriend cry when
you try to put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
used to be into ,
but then I realized
I was just beating a dead horse.
what you want about pedophiles,
at least they drive slowly in school zones.
h/ hat' s the worst part about eating vegetables?
Putting them back in their wheelchair.
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User avatar #2 - kokkoderrisch (04/01/2014) [-]
Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?
Because then it would be called "Solved"
#11 - anenemy (04/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
The miscarriage joke. Goodness.
User avatar #5 - lordfluffs (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What's the worst thing about being a black jew?
Having to sit in the back of the oven
User avatar #3 - kokkoderrisch (04/01/2014) [-]
How do you get a gay dude to have sex with a woman? **** in her cunt.
-Jimmy Carr
User avatar #17 - thatguyontheright (04/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
User avatar #6 - thelordofrepost (04/01/2014) [-]
When a girl dies, what's the last warm organ in her body?
My Dick.
#30 - makutasfinest (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
How do you know New Yorkers are the fastest readers?   
 They can go through 105 stories in 10 seconds    
   
How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?   
 You intersect it with a plane
How do you know New Yorkers are the fastest readers?
They can go through 105 stories in 10 seconds

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?
You intersect it with a plane
#24 - dickticklerluv (04/02/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong I don't think these jokes are bad. In fact I think they're pretty clever   
   
Its just whenever I read them I look off to the side with a sad face and think about life
Don't get me wrong I don't think these jokes are bad. In fact I think they're pretty clever

Its just whenever I read them I look off to the side with a sad face and think about life
#47 - junkiegirl (04/02/2014) [-]
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#8 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Cookies make everything better. Except diabetes.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Unless you're dyslexic. The you make melonade.
#51 - atomicman (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
OP is a distasteful piece of **** but I like him
#52 to #51 - kuroking (04/02/2014) [-]
i like you too
#26 - nighthawxx (04/02/2014) [-]
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None

What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall
a broken nose

What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys?
Coach
What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys?
Football coach
What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys?
Warden

What do you call two etheopians in a sleeping bag?
Twix
#56 - JOEKEWL (04/02/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Why did Suzy fall off the swing set?
She didn't have any arms.
Why didn't Suzy get up?
She had no legs.
Why didn't someone help Suzy up?
She had no friends
#62 to #59 - JOEKEWL (04/02/2014) [-]
Not Suzy.
#49 - coffeedog (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
They were pretty funny...except for the miscarriage one..I gagged a little.
They were pretty funny...except for the miscarriage one..I gagged a little.
User avatar #55 - mrgoodlove (04/02/2014) [-]
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to put the picture up
#15 - jnovuse (04/01/2014) [-]
The Stevie Wonder one, omfg...
The Stevie Wonder one, omfg...
#10 - micderp (04/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
how do you make a baby cry twice? rub your bloody dick on its teddy bear
User avatar #23 to #10 - YourName (04/02/2014) [-]
What breaks when you give it to a five year old?
Her hips
#44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
why would you put them back into the wheelchair after eating them? That makes no sense.
User avatar #50 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
yea it does sound weird, a better joke would probubly be "whats the worst part about cooking vegetables? getting them out of the wheelchair" hue.
#34 - vallevan (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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