Horrible jokes part 4 (OC). +500 More please -100 Eat some ass. wwhy can' t orphans play baseball? They don' t know where home is. llh/ hat' s black and screams Horrible jokes part 4 (OC) +500 More please -100 Eat some ass wwhy can' t orphans play baseball? They don' know where home is llh/ hat' s black and screams
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Horrible jokes part 4 (OC). +500 More please -100 Eat some ass. wwhy can' t orphans play baseball? They don' t know where home is. llh/ hat' s black and screams

+500 More please
-100 Eat some ass

wwhy can' t orphans play baseball?
They don' t know where home is.
llh/ hat' s black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
can' t stand pedophiles.
Fucking immature assholes.( think about it)
llh/ hat' s red, 10 inches long,
and makes your girlfriend cry when
you try to put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
used to be into ,
but then I realized
I was just beating a dead horse.
what you want about pedophiles,
at least they drive slowly in school zones.
h/ hat' s the worst part about eating vegetables?
Putting them back in their wheelchair.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #63 - kuroking [OP]
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(04/02/2014) [-]
stickied by kuroking
User avatar #2 - kokkoderrisch
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(04/01/2014) [-]
Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?
Because then it would be called "Solved"
#11 - anenemy
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(04/01/2014) [-]
The miscarriage joke. Goodness.
User avatar #20 to #11 - nikolaier
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(04/02/2014) [-]
hey, i see you have a seat right next to me
User avatar #39 to #11 - kureizikitsune
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(04/02/2014) [-]
Checked the schedule and seems I am the stewardess for that flight.
#12 to #11 - miscarriage
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#13 to #12 - anenemy
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(04/01/2014) [-]
You're a funny joke.
User avatar #37 to #13 - funnyjunkforlife
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(04/02/2014) [-]
Gaming on a Mac?
User avatar #14 to #13 - miscarriage
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(04/01/2014) [-]
oh, what an honor.
User avatar #5 - lordfluffs
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(04/01/2014) [-]
What's the worst thing about being a black jew?
Having to sit in the back of the oven
User avatar #9 to #5 - chimpaflimp
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(04/01/2014) [-]
Another one: What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?
If someone's selling a bike, you don't know whether to haggle them down or steal it.
User avatar #3 - kokkoderrisch
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(04/01/2014) [-]
How do you get a gay dude to have sex with a woman? **** in her cunt.
-Jimmy Carr
User avatar #17 - thatguyontheright
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(04/02/2014) [-]
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
User avatar #22 to #17 - respectyourmom
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(04/02/2014) [-]
actually Pink Floyd's last big hit was "Learning to Fly" the second song on the album A Momentary Lapse of Reason. The first single released from the album, it reached number 70 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart and number 1 on the Billboard Album Rock Tracks chart in September, 1987, remaining three consecutive weeks at the top position in the autumn of the same year
#25 to #22 - stevemcalistar
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User avatar #48 to #25 - garymotherfingoak
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Well i for one liked his themoreyouknow moment
User avatar #72 to #48 - kalima
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(04/02/2014) [-]
As did I but the reaction pic was great.
User avatar #6 - thelordofrepost
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(04/01/2014) [-]
When a girl dies, what's the last warm organ in her body?
My Dick.
#30 - makutasfinest
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(04/02/2014) [-]
How do you know New Yorkers are the fastest readers?   
 They can go through 105 stories in 10 seconds    
   
How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?   
 You intersect it with a plane
How do you know New Yorkers are the fastest readers?
They can go through 105 stories in 10 seconds

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?
You intersect it with a plane
User avatar #42 to #30 - secretdestroyers
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(04/02/2014) [-]
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made a plane...


And then two planes made a Patriot Act.
#24 - dickticklerluv
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(04/02/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong I don't think these jokes are bad. In fact I think they're pretty clever   
   
Its just whenever I read them I look off to the side with a sad face and think about life
Don't get me wrong I don't think these jokes are bad. In fact I think they're pretty clever

Its just whenever I read them I look off to the side with a sad face and think about life
#47 - junkiegirl
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(04/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#8 - kcwsooners
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(04/01/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Cookies make everything better. Except diabetes.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Unless you're dyslexic. The you make melonade.