Horrible jokes part 4 (OC). +500 More please -100 Eat some ass. wwhy can' t orphans play baseball? They don' t know where home is. llh/ hat' s black and screams
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Horrible jokes part 4 (OC)

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Horrible jokes part 4 (OC). +500 More please -100 Eat some ass. wwhy can' t orphans play baseball? They don' t know where home is. llh/ hat' s black and screams

+500 More please
-100 Eat some ass

wwhy can' t orphans play baseball?
They don' t know where home is.
llh/ hat' s black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
can' t stand pedophiles.
******* immature assholes.( think about it)
llh/ hat' s red, 10 inches long,
and makes your girlfriend cry when
you try to put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
used to be into ,
but then I realized
I was just beating a dead horse.
what you want about pedophiles,
at least they drive slowly in school zones.
h/ hat' s the worst part about eating vegetables?
Putting them back in their wheelchair.
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#11 - anenemy (04/01/2014) [-]
The miscarriage joke. Goodness.
User avatar #20 to #11 - nikolaier ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
hey, i see you have a seat right next to me
User avatar #39 to #11 - kureizikitsune (04/02/2014) [-]
Checked the schedule and seems I am the stewardess for that flight.
#13 to #12 - anenemy (04/01/2014) [-]
You're a funny joke.
User avatar #37 to #13 - funnyjunkforlife (04/02/2014) [-]
Gaming on a Mac?
User avatar #14 to #13 - miscarriage (04/01/2014) [-]
oh, what an honor.
User avatar #2 - kokkoderrisch (04/01/2014) [-]
Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?
Because then it would be called "Solved"
User avatar #5 - lordfluffs (04/01/2014) [-]
What's the worst thing about being a black jew?
Having to sit in the back of the oven
User avatar #9 to #5 - chimpaflimp (04/01/2014) [-]
Another one: What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?
If someone's selling a bike, you don't know whether to haggle them down or steal it.
User avatar #3 - kokkoderrisch (04/01/2014) [-]
How do you get a gay dude to have sex with a woman? **** in her cunt.
-Jimmy Carr
#30 - makutasfinest (04/02/2014) [-]
How do you know New Yorkers are the fastest readers?   
 They can go through 105 stories in 10 seconds    
   
How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?   
 You intersect it with a plane
How do you know New Yorkers are the fastest readers?
They can go through 105 stories in 10 seconds

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?
You intersect it with a plane
User avatar #42 to #30 - secretdestroyers (04/02/2014) [-]
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made a plane...


And then two planes made a Patriot Act.
User avatar #6 - thelordofrepost (04/01/2014) [-]
When a girl dies, what's the last warm organ in her body?
My Dick.
#47 - junkiegirl (04/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#8 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Cookies make everything better. Except diabetes.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Unless you're dyslexic. The you make melonade.
#24 - dickticklerluv (04/02/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong I don't think these jokes are bad. In fact I think they're pretty clever   
   
Its just whenever I read them I look off to the side with a sad face and think about life
Don't get me wrong I don't think these jokes are bad. In fact I think they're pretty clever

Its just whenever I read them I look off to the side with a sad face and think about life
#51 - atomicman (04/02/2014) [-]
OP is a distasteful piece of **** but I like him
#52 to #51 - kuroking (04/02/2014) [-]
i like you too
#49 - coffeedog (04/02/2014) [-]
They were pretty funny...except for the miscarriage one..I gagged a little.
They were pretty funny...except for the miscarriage one..I gagged a little.
User avatar #66 to #49 - facadeon (04/02/2014) [-]
Like she gagged on the miscarriage.
#26 - nighthawxx (04/02/2014) [-]
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None

What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall
a broken nose

What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys?
Coach
What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys?
Football coach
What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys?
Warden

What do you call two etheopians in a sleeping bag?
Twix
User avatar #17 - thatguyontheright (04/02/2014) [-]
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
User avatar #22 to #17 - respectyourmom (04/02/2014) [-]
actually Pink Floyd's last big hit was "Learning to Fly" the second song on the album A Momentary Lapse of Reason. The first single released from the album, it reached number 70 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart and number 1 on the Billboard Album Rock Tracks chart in September, 1987, remaining three consecutive weeks at the top position in the autumn of the same year
User avatar #48 to #25 - garymotherfingoak (04/02/2014) [-]
Well i for one liked his themoreyouknow moment
User avatar #72 to #48 - kalima (04/02/2014) [-]
As did I but the reaction pic was great.
User avatar #55 - mrgoodlove (04/02/2014) [-]
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to put the picture up
#15 - jnovuse (04/01/2014) [-]
The Stevie Wonder one, omfg...
The Stevie Wonder one, omfg...
#70 - thesubtledragon (04/02/2014) [-]
How do you get a nun pregnant?
dress her up as an altar boy
User avatar #67 - othdaddy (04/02/2014) [-]
i dont know why people find anal jokes funny, they are ******* **** ayy ayy ;)
User avatar #60 - mrselfdestruct ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
A woman just gave birth and is waiting for the doctor to arrive with the baby.
The doctor comes in with a little baby girl in his hands. "She's beautiful", the mother says.
Suddenly, the doctor grabs the baby by both legs and slams it against the wall until its head is a red pulp.
"You killed my baby you bastard!", the mother screams. Tears running down her eyes.
The doctor says, April Fools! It was already dead!

not mine. found this joke 8 years ago
User avatar #58 - xodia (04/02/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a taco and a baby?
I don't **** my taco before eating it...
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