Horrible joke comp part 2. OC +50 more? -50 leave. s the good thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know they' ll always swallow. priest and a rabbi are standin
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Horrible joke comp part 2

s the good thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?
You know they' ll always swallow.
priest and a rabbi are standing on a corner
and a young boy walks by. The priest says "Let' s screw him!"
The rabbi says "Out of what?"
man goes to the doctor for his annual checkout.
The doctor looks concerned and says,
sir, you are going to have to stop masturbating."
And the guy says, "why?" The doctor says,
because I am trying to examine you."
s the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne waits until puberty to come on a boy' s face
Why isn' t Mexico sending anyone to the summer Olympics?
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim
is already in Los Angeles.
llh/ did God create yeast infections?
So women would also know what it' s like
to live with an irritating cunt.
do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
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User avatar #2 - cantfindausername ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society

What's black on top and white on bottom?
Rape
User avatar #13 to #2 - zenler ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
what goes pink black pink black pink black pink white

a black guy's penis
User avatar #21 to #13 - nomisdk (04/01/2014) [-]
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?

A ****** and a seagull fighting over a French Fry
#9 - Rvalldrgg (04/01/2014) [-]
A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my ass."    
The doctor asks him to drop his pants and examines him.    
The man asks: "Is it serious, doctor?"    
Tthe doctor replies: "Yes, it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my ass."
The doctor asks him to drop his pants and examines him.
The man asks: "Is it serious, doctor?"
Tthe doctor replies: "Yes, it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
User avatar #10 to #9 - thebellboy (04/01/2014) [-]
Jesus christ i hope im not the only one to get this!
******* funny man
User avatar #26 to #9 - enpootis (04/01/2014) [-]
jokexplain come at me bro
#27 to #26 - jokexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
iceberg is a type of lettuce
#50 to #27 - jokexplainplz (04/01/2014) [-]
jokexplain plz
#40 to #26 - wrongexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
the doctor is flirting with the patient
#41 to #40 - cdlogan (04/01/2014) [-]
Wut?
Wut?
User avatar #8 - mymommasallama (04/01/2014) [-]
what did the jewish pedophile say?
"you kids wanna buy some candy?"
#29 to #8 - llanox (04/01/2014) [-]
You sir have an awesome avatar.
User avatar #43 to #29 - mymommasallama (04/01/2014) [-]
why thankya. totally stealing that pic.....oh tomas you sexy best.
#25 to #8 - herpderpstrom (04/01/2014) [-]
This gif. might finally be sort of relevant
This gif. might finally be sort of relevant
#1 - John Cena (03/31/2014) [-]
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin, you already told her twice.
User avatar #19 - Kewlio (04/01/2014) [-]
What's the hardest part about watching a kid get hit by a car?
My dick.

What's the number one cause of pedophilia?
Sexy children.
User avatar #24 to #19 - kanduhuskedetder (04/01/2014) [-]
What's the hardest part about blending a baby?

Holding the camera still while masturbating
#36 to #24 - seraphunbound (04/01/2014) [-]
What's the best part of ************* a nine year old?

Hearing the ribs snap.
User avatar #23 - muffintime (04/01/2014) [-]
for the last one, I wonder which out of the 9 guys who raped me last night didn't enjoy it?
User avatar #34 - grimandevil (04/01/2014) [-]
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!
User avatar #3 - kkid (03/31/2014) [-]
What's blue and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with slashed arm bands

What's red and floats at the top of a swimming pool?
Arm bands with a slashed baby
#22 - zeedeveel (04/01/2014) [-]
How do you know when your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
User avatar #14 - zenler ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
um

how do you get a -insert racist noun here- out of a tree

cut the rope
User avatar #32 - grimandevil (04/01/2014) [-]
I read ''rabbit'' instead of ''rabbi''
User avatar #11 - justafungi (04/01/2014) [-]
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
the nine year old boy in my trunk
User avatar #55 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
A man walks up to his friend and asked "If we were camping, and you saw a condom sticking out of my ass, would you tell anyone?"

His friend shocked, said "no"

the man then asked "Wana go camping?"
User avatar #54 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
A young boy walks into his fathers room and says "Dad, Dad, I just got my first blowjob" The dad smiles and says, "How was it" the boy says "Tasted awful".


#38 - Orc (04/01/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** The only one I found funny was the annual check up one. MFW reading the rest of them.
User avatar #37 - bookyle (04/01/2014) [-]
A priest, a rabbi, were walking in the woods. They come across a pond and decide to swim a little. They didn't have any swimming trunk on them, so they decided to get in naked. Not long after, they hear their congregation coming from a distance. They jump out, grab their stuff, and bolts into the woods. The priest covers his lower half while the rabbi covers his face. Later the priest asks the rabbi why was he covering his face the rabbit replies

My congregation would recognize me by my face
User avatar #28 - flipkick (04/01/2014) [-]
what do you do if you do so much that it cant be anymore?
zimbabwee
#33 to #28 - John Cena (04/01/2014) [-]
jokexplain wut?
#12 - John Cena (04/01/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?

I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it.
#7 - twofreegerbils (04/01/2014) [-]
If I can see the top and the bottom of the image, it's not a comp.
User avatar #39 to #7 - dinocaster (04/01/2014) [-]
It was a long time when soldiers really needed to be smart.
User avatar #15 to #7 - kuroking (04/01/2014) [-]
com·pi·la·tion
noun
1.
the action or process of producing something, esp. a list, book, or report, by assembling information collected from other sources.
"great care has been taken in the compilation of this guidebook"
2.
a thing, esp. a book, record, or broadcast program, that is put together by assembling previously separate items.
"there are thirty-three stories in this compilation"
User avatar #16 to #15 - twofreegerbils (04/01/2014) [-]
You're splitting these up needlessly to maximize the thumbs you can whore from it.

Denying this just makes you a liar.
User avatar #30 to #16 - rokkarokkaali (04/01/2014) [-]
"denying this just makes you a liar"

You're a faggot, denying this just makes you a liar.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kuroking (04/01/2014) [-]
or i find some. then post. then find some more. then post. if i post a whole bunch at one time what happens if no one likes it? i just compiled a whole bunch of jokes for nothing.
User avatar #18 to #17 - kuroking (04/01/2014) [-]
if you want to test the water in a pool do you jump in or slowly put a foot in?
User avatar #20 to #18 - twofreegerbils (04/01/2014) [-]
Well, my vote is in, and it's a vote down, because it's a weak ass "comp". I can literally google "morbid jokes" and see 100x more jokes than that in 30 seconds. Your comp is weak, get over it.
User avatar #44 to #20 - kuroking (04/01/2014) [-]
then go do that. stop commenting on my post and wasting my time with your faggotry. i really don't need your thumb.
User avatar #52 to #44 - twofreegerbils (04/01/2014) [-]
Actually, seriously make me. If you block me from your account, will that mean that I can't see the content you post anymore? That would be the best for both of us, I think.
User avatar #53 to #52 - kuroking (04/01/2014) [-]
or just stop commenting on posts you don't like
User avatar #51 to #44 - twofreegerbils (04/01/2014) [-]
Make me
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