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HOME

What the hell is a mortgage? - www.realtor.com/advice/mortgage-basics-what-is-a-mortgage/

Getting an apartment - You need to login to view this link

First apartment essentials checklist - www.squawkfox.com/2008/09/04/printable-first-apartment-essentials-checklist/

How to care for cacti and succulents - www.cactuslands.com/plants.htm

The care and keeping of plants - jakehbugg.tumblr.com/post/75327615905/difficults-plant-care-masterpost-nothing

MONEY

How to save money - americasaves.org/for-savers/make-a-plan-how-to-save-money/54-ways-to-save-money

How to do your own taxes - www.wikihow.com/Do-Your-Own-Taxes

What to do when you can’t pay your bills - www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/trouble-paying-bills-debts-tips-32215.html

How to coupon - www.southernsavers.com/learn/

See if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill - www.kiplinger.com/article/spending/T050-C000-S002-is-your-cell-phone-bill-too-high.html

HEALTH

How to take care of yourself when you’re sick - www.sparkpeople.com/resource/nutrition_articles.asp?id=736

Things to bring to a doctor’s appointment - www.nextavenue.org/10-things-you-should-bring-every-doctors-appointment/

How to get free therapy - psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2012/12/04/what-to-do-when-you-cant-afford-therapy/

What to expect from your first gynecologist appointment - www.ubykotex.com/get-the-facts/article?id=50355

How to make a doctors appointment - www.pamf.org/youngadults/health/manage/makingappointments.html

How to pick a health insurance plan - www.consumerreports.org/cro/2012/09/understanding-health-insurance/index.htm

A list of stress relievers - www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/stress-management/in-depth/stress-relievers/art-20047257?reDate=23062015

How to prevent hangovers - cocktails.about.com/od/healthsafety/a/hngovr_101a_3.htm

How to remove a splinter - thesecretyumiverse.wonderhowto.com/how-to/9-diy-ways-painlessly-remove-splinters-from-your-skin-0139135/

EMERGENCY

What to do if you get pulled over by a cop - www.businessinsider.com/rights-when-the-cops-pull-you-over-2014-1

A list of hotlines for emergencies - www.dosomething.org/about/hotline-list

Things to keep in your car in case of an emergency - www.thesimpledollar.com/fifteen-things-to-have-in-your-car-this-winter/

How to do the Heimlich maneuver - www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000047.htm

JOB

Time management - www.kent.ac.uk/careers/sk/time.htm

Create a resume - owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/719/01/

Find the right career - www.helpguide.org/articles/work-career/finding-the-right-career.htm

How to choose a college major - lifehacker.com/how-to-choose-a-college-major-when-youre-stuck-1678175742

How to interview for a job - www.quintcareers.com/job_interview_tips.html

How to stop procrastinating - www.unstuck.com/how-we-procrastinate.html

How to write cover letters - www.bakura.co.uk/post/43697345979/how-to-like-write-cover-letters-and-resumes-and

TRAVEL

Ultimate packing list - meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=1289662734572.jpg

Traveling for cheap - travelpaintrepeat.com/post/59743516609/how-i-afford-travel

Travel accessories - www.flight001.com/

The best way to pack a suitcase - www.realsimple.com/work-life/travel/best-way-pack-suitcase

How to read a map - www.wikihow.com/Read-a-Map

How to make a travel budget - www.independenttraveler.com/travel-budget-calculator

BETTER YOU

Read the news - www.feedespy.com/ also www.theskimm.com/

Leave your childhood traumas behind - www.helpguide.org/articles/ptsd-trauma/emotional-and-psychological-trauma.htm

How to quit smoking - www.helpguide.org/articles/addiction/how-to-quit-smoking.htm

How to stop biting your nails - www.webmd.com/beauty/nails/stop-nail-biting-tips

How to stop micromanaging - business.time.com/2013/08/16/stop-micromanagement-madness/

How to stop avoiding asking for help - teenshealth.org/teen/your_mind/problems/help_obstacles.html

How to stop swearing constantly - www.cusscontrol.com/tips1.html

How to stop being a pushover - www.artofmanliness.com/2013/02/12/how-to-be-assertive/

Learn another language - www.duolingo.com/

How to improve your self-esteem - au.reachout.com/steps-to-improve-self-esteem

100 tips for life - abercrombier.tumblr.com/post/56624382395/1-there-are-plenty-of-ways-to-enter-a-pool-the

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#16 - triene (06/23/2015) [-]

+572

#4 - courageexplains (06/23/2015) [-]

**courageexplains used "*roll picture*"**
**courageexplains rolled image** a true adult

#200 to #4 - larski (06/24/2015) [-]

Good lord that's a great roll.

#242 to #200 - anon (07/08/2015) [-]

mureke on mureke

+161

#10 to #4 - rikkyroe (06/23/2015) [-]

+11

#97 to #10 - propanex ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]

**propanex used "*roll picture*"**
**propanex rolled image**

#98 to #97 - propanex ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]

at least that kinda summed up my roll

+195

#8 - elementaljesus ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

MFW when people give me responsibilities

-55

#80 to #8 - cabbagemayhem (06/23/2015) [-]

You know you've got a huge wave of newfags when this doesn't get red thumbed to oblivion.

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#81 to #80 - elementaljesus ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

It's just a joke. I go to college and work for most of everyday so whenever people try to get me to do more it runs into my relaxation time

-42

#82 to #81 - cabbagemayhem (06/23/2015) [-]

No, you don't understand what you did. It's a crime here, normally punishable by red thumbs.

+24

#106 to #82 - landartheconqueror (06/24/2015) [-]

what the **** are you even talking about?

+14

#85 to #82 - holasoymilk (06/23/2015) [-]

What did he do?

#86 to #85 - elementaljesus ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

I think its the MFW when thing he's referring to

#104 to #86 - Churd (06/24/2015) [-]

MFW comments, and spongebob, have been pretty common for the 5 years i have been here. So has trolling, and faggotry.

+19

#109 to #104 - blackholee (06/24/2015) [-]

faggotry is timeless

-1

#236 to #104 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]

He used when twice. It's like calling it an atm machine

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#89 to #86 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

too many newfags

+26

#132 to #89 - moldybreadcrumb (06/24/2015) [-]

ONLY 90'S KIDS WILL REMEMBER THE OLD FUNNYJUNK

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#134 to #132 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

Actually, it's only been a few years since FJ was largely independent of other sites.

+14

#125 to #89 - random asshole (06/24/2015) [-]

Caring about whether or not someone is a newfag is ******* stupid

#216 to #125 - elcreepo (06/24/2015) [-]

This guy has a ******* space in his name cabbagemayhem.

Your argument is invalid

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#127 to #125 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

It's more about whether they understand the culture.

+11

#139 to #127 - turkishfuck (06/24/2015) [-]

it's not that big a deal, broski. it's a website, not a country lol

-10

#140 to #139 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

it's a rare refuge from the status quo

#191 to #140 - skarrer (06/24/2015) [-]

Jesus Christ get over yourself

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#194 to #191 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

What do you mean get over myself? What makes you think I'm talking about myself? Do you mean you want me to show remorse for my original comment? Well, sorry. I meant what I said. Sure, the word newfag is too offensive for some, but oh well. In the end, it's a comment pointing out all the newcomers that are influencing posts and thumbs. It's naturally going to get thumbed down at first, but it's not the thumbs of noobs I answer to.

#195 to #194 - skarrer (06/24/2015) [-]

nah, not the original comment, but don't act like being here for longest makes you superior to someone who hasn't because you know how to meme better.

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#196 to #195 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

Eh, memes are kid stuff. The culture is the important part. I don't care about being superior for knowing the culture. I just like this culture and consider it superior by itself. It doesn't much matter what someone who's ignorant of it says about it.

#202 to #127 - gabikak (06/24/2015) [-]

Culture? It's a ******* website, you autistic faggot.

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#230 to #202 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

What? You think websites don't have cultures? You are too new.

#232 to #230 - gabikak (06/24/2015) [-]

The autism is strong in this one

#234 to #232 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

good one

#93 to #89 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]

Calm down.

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#94 to #93 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

I'm actually looking forward to getting a new wave of recruits trained up.

#114 to #94 - coronus (06/24/2015) [-]

It's always nice to see new regulars pop up. For all our collective faults, we have a pretty solid community.

#201 to #89 - gabikak (06/24/2015) [-]

Newfag is a term created by neckbeards who spend their life on the Internet to feel superior to those who actually have a life.

#229 to #201 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

Neckbeard is a term created by newfags who spend their life on the life to feel superior to those who actually have a internet. The fact that you actually take offense to it shows you don't really understand it, and further proves my point.

#233 to #229 - gabikak (06/24/2015) [-]

#129 to #86 - qwarthos (06/24/2015) [-]

It's only bad when people use them wrong.

#88 to #86 - cabbagemayhem has deleted their comment [-]

#84 to #82 - elementaljesus ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

#215 to #82 - elcreepo (06/24/2015) [-]

I've been here for nearly five years, the **** are you talking about?

Posting spongebob in a related way won't get you reds, and MFW isn't hated if used correctly.

#231 to #215 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

>MFW isn't hated if used correctly
almost there

#237 to #231 - elcreepo (06/24/2015) [-]

You're literally the only person on this entire website that gives a damn about the double when. Everyone else has grown up and realized it wasn't important.

Nobody's cared about it since it was pointed out that caring about it was retarded and entirely without point. It's now something only the average teenage tumblr hipsters care about anymore.

Are you really as autistic as a hipster tumblr user? Because I don't wanna believe you are.

It appears that you have not visited this site nearly enough to understand the changes that eventually occur over time.

Making you the only one who doesn't understand this site and its ways. Also you broke the number one rule for not being a newfag. Don't call others newfags.

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#238 to #237 - cabbagemayhem (06/25/2015) [-]

>you broke the number one rule for not being a newfag. Don't call others newfag
That's not actually a rule

>Everyone else has grown up and realized it wasn't important.
looks at your profile
looks at family guy meme
looks at post using the word autistic
You're full of **** . The only thing that changed is people are less concerned with detail and over-tolerant of people being wrong. Sound familiar? Classic move to accuse me of being like Tumblr, that's exactly what Tumblr would do. You're the reason this site is becoming like them.

#240 to #238 - elcreepo (06/26/2015) [-]

Also if FJ was becoming overtolerant of people who are wrong, why are you being red thumbed to holy hell?

Little details do not matter if the post is good and haven't for awhile. Grammar nazis get red thumbs now because NOBODY CARES or wants to argue over that petty nonsense when there are people like you to argue other petty nonsense with.

#239 to #238 - elcreepo (06/26/2015) [-]

Yes it is, you'd know if you actually paid attention.

You can't change your username once it begins. This person also wasn't wrong. Nobody gives a single **** about the double when and they haven't for awhile. Stop applying generalizations to how the site is supposed to act. People change.

We aren't becoming like tumblr because I disagreed with what you said and called you out on your ******** . In fact, my ability to call you out on your ******** and not be banned or attacked for doing so is one of the better things about this site.

You can say whatever you want, true. But that doesn't mean I have to like it, or find you right.

You are the only one in the wrong here and everyone but you knows it.

#145 to #80 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]

it's a comment on the internet

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#146 to #145 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

So is mine, so is yours, what is your point?

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#147 to #146 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]

you're taking this too seriously

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#155 to #147 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

Not really

#213 to #147 - yousaygoodbye (06/24/2015) [-]

I lost it at this one

#184 to #80 - advicedude (06/24/2015) [-]

mfw when people expect highly of others on the internet

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#185 to #184 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

I am just stating a fact, but that's hypocrisy. We all expect people to use the memes and jokes we know about correctly. The problem with the people in this thread, is you don't know this one, or you would have spotted it and called it out. It makes it obvious that you're new.

I will say that your low expectations is what's killing FJ. You're the reason people aren't fact checking, correcting stupid mistakes, and otherwise improving standards in pedantic yet humorous ways. You're the reason FJ is becoming like Tumblr.

#170 to #80 - lulzforchernobyl (06/24/2015) [-]

Looks like you got yourself in a pickly Mr. Cabbage

#171 to #170 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2015) [-]

I've got thumbs to spare. It had to be said.

#172 to #171 - lulzforchernobyl (06/24/2015) [-]

yee

#142 to #80 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]

i understand

#198 to #8 - gerfox (06/24/2015) [-]

"My face when when people give me responsibilities"

#45 to #8 - hardjunk (06/23/2015) [-]

MFW MFW when

#90 to #45 - holasoymilk (06/24/2015) [-]

Why is this a text color.

#103 to #8 - lilliliililililill (06/24/2015) [-]

+83

#6 - ablakguy (06/23/2015) [-]

Probably another one of those more favorites than likes content.

#26 to #6 - joshlol [OP](06/23/2015) [-]

anything informative is lol

#209 to #6 - psykobear ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]

"Likes"

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#13 to #6 - digitalmasterx ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

is it maybe because people can also red thumb it???

#23 to #13 - endospore ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

151 total votes, (for 135 positive thumbs) 211 favorites as of right now. That means that even if someone thumbed it down and still favorited for some reason, there are 60 people who favorited and didn't thumb either way.

#73 to #13 - sinonyx (06/23/2015) [-]

let's look at the "who voted" chart

shows 50 thumbs per page
20 pages
only 14 thumbs shown on 20th page
50*19+14
946 people thumbed this up/down

1264 favorites

318 people didn't thumb and just favorited

+50

#12 - LocoJoe (06/23/2015) [-]

>How to stop swearing constantly
What the **** do I look like? Some sort of hippie tree loving bisexual faggot?

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#3 - evilhomer (06/23/2015) [-]

>What to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
As a man, I really do wonder

#20 to #3 - theugandanhero (06/23/2015) [-]

Being an adult only sucks until you do what you have to first. The easy part will come afterwards.

#228 to #20 - midkupficker (06/24/2015) [-]

Death?

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#49 - anomsssssss (06/23/2015) [-]

>How to stop swearing constantly

bitch please

#11 - phoenixprince ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

last time I read one of these I found out a woman can take half of everything you own just by living with you for a few months

#187 to #11 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]

i think thats part of the way things work in states that still use common law marriage rules

#39 to #11 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/23/2015) [-]

I would burn everything to the ******* ground before I did that.

#18 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

MFW finished reading all this

#30 to #18 - ugoboom

ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

Here you go my man

#31 to #30 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

Cheers bruh

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#29 - ugoboom

ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

>more favs than thumbs
come on guys, OP deserves some colored text

#189 to #29 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]

i'm not pressing a button that says "funny" unless it's actually funny.
cool content though so favorited

#38 to #29 - danigoro (06/23/2015) [-]

it's joshlol , lol
but yeah that's unfair
he should at least have as many thumbs as favs

#83 to #38 - howaboutnsfw ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]

do red thumbs count?

#197 to #83 - danigoro (06/24/2015) [-]

counted them, there's still more favs than subs

#56 to #29 - trivdiego (06/23/2015) [-]

the guy from imgur who made this deserves something. not joshlol though

#131 to #56 - ugoboom

ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]

oh, then OP is a faggot

>>#38

#44 - ruebezahl (06/23/2015) [-]

As far as I know (from a recent user poll), I'm the oldest user on FJ. I belong to a generation that was taught most of this stuff by their parents. There was no Internet when I was 19 and moved out of the house. Still, magically, I knew how to get an apartment, furnish it, pay my bills, not get arrested, water my plants, etc.

The rest of you seem to belong to a generation where your parents apparently don't give a **** about you, so you have to learn this kind of stuff from the Internet. From a humor website. Let that sink in...

...and then have a chat with your parents. Tell them some *********** dude on a ******* humor website said they should start parenting. Post their reaction, and you'll make frontpage.

#51 to #44 - saltyfries (06/23/2015) [-]

just how old are you?

#52 to #51 - ruebezahl (06/23/2015) [-]

43.

Actually, I couldn't find the poll - but found two other ones stating that there are around 5-7 people older than me on this site. Amazing. Still, I am old enough to be the father of about 95% of the users here. And yes, I would have explained to you what a mortgage is.

#107 to #52 - Churd (06/24/2015) [-]

Dude! You are an old man! i'm 42

#53 to #52 - saltyfries (06/23/2015) [-]

lols, and I thought I was the old fag here at 25 (26 this August... **** I gotta get my own insurance...)

#21 - kannonball (06/23/2015) [-]

#154 - TheBigGummyBear (06/24/2015) [-]

As an Australian who works part time in a kitchen swearing is something I will never stop you ******* cunt.

#159 to #154 - gloomyhallow (06/24/2015) [-]

**gloomyhallow used "*roll picture*"**
**gloomyhallow rolled image**
( ͡ **gloomyhallow used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**gloomyhallow rolls 00** ͜ ʖ ͡ Okay you ******* slut-monkey. )

#161 to #159 - gloomyhallow (06/24/2015) [-]

#70 - danthenotaman (06/23/2015) [-]

Help. I'm 23 soon and have no idea how to adult

#175 to #70 - dlman (06/24/2015) [-]

marry someone who does know how to adult and make them do the work

#190 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]

>more favorites than total thumbs

#160 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]

Who the ******* cock ******* would want to cuss less like a cock sucking faggot

#47 - dogwars (06/23/2015) [-]

Never forghetti how to adult

#207 - dominomnom (06/24/2015) [-]

**** I don't know half this stuff....

but at least I know prime numbers

#176 - shenro (06/24/2015) [-]

can someone explain to me why people need articles to teach them how to save money? it seems like a pretty basic concept to me, just don't throw money at **** you don't need.